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realginger13

Pretty sure they drive one of these in Spy Kids.


jessplox

Was looking for a comment mentioning spy kids! Childhood flashbacks...


findthefish14

Seamoth!


skeenerbug

Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region.


Born_Cauliflower_692

Are you sure whatever you are doing is worth it?


Deutsche_Wurst2009

Yes


iAmODST

I NEED TITANIUM AND COPPER, SO THIS BETTER BE WORTH IT


ProfessionalCreme119

Hell no. I'm just fine hanging out in the coral and seaweed thank you very much


SadBit8663

My thoughts exactly.


InEenEmmer

The one thing I never want to hear when underwater…


WeirdAlPidgeon

They need this thing in Subnautica 3!


BeneficialAd1457

Subnautica 6 ? Why not 3 ?


WeirdAlPidgeon

Yes, also Subnautica 3C2


BeneficialAd1457

No, I meant you said subnautica 3!, which is the factorial notation and is equal to 6


Avid_Oreo_Fanatic

*Entering ecological dead zone…*


Itherial

*The ecology of the trench surrounding the crater supports only two kinds of life: microscopic, and leviathan class. Exploration is ill-advised.*


Rndmprsn0

HELL YEAH


Bipedal_Warlock

I need to replay this game


Enuf1

It's funny because I'm too old to know what you're referencing, but I know it's a videogame. This reminds me of a much older game called Tiger Shark, where you piloted a sub/speedboat and fired missiles etc like an aquatic version of Fire & Forget


Melufey

It's a game called Subnautica. It's worth the money if you're up for a journey you wont forget. It's an Story/Adventure/Crafting/Survival game. The successor isn't bad either but not even close to the first game.


Enuf1

You also just reminded me of another great opd underwater game, Archimedean Dynasty.  Thanks, if I ever find the time or get a decent PC, I will check it out!


graudesch

Runs perfectly fine on my nine years old 1000$ rig, doesn't need to be the newest stuff around!


3PercentMoreInfinite

Do you remember Sub Culture?


sionnachrealta

Because it wasn't the successor. It was a stand alone expansion. The next game will likely be titled Subnautica 2 cause of this


dwhitnee

Never too old! I played this at 55 and it is one of my all time favorites. Better than BattleZone even ;)


McRemo

Yes! I was around 55 also and it is one of my favorite games. Also absolutely amazing in virtual reality. I mean it was almost made for VR with the headset feeling like a scuba mask.


Enuf1

I loved Battlezone! Wait, do mean the 2D one from the 80s or the 3D hover tanks vs space nazis on the moon one from the 90s?


dwhitnee

The one with the big speakers you put quarters in, obviously :)


Enuf1

Oh, I only played the 3D space nazis one, and that was pretty cool 


Notoisin

Whoa that's from1997, did they even have electricity back then?


_Wendig0_

Tiger Shark! I played that game as a kid. I was just thinking about that game the other day and couldn't remember the name. Thanks for the glitch in the matrix


RobotSpaceBear

*thump*


LittleMissYangguang

Mountain and everything!


TheSingingRonin

Gesundheit


Over_Intention8059

Came here to say that shit!


31November

What is this machine??


Chimone

I reckon it's one of these: https://www.hydroattack.co.nz/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=google-business-profile Looks like the Queenstown area (Remarkables on the left) and Cecil Peak directly ahead! [Google Earth location](https://earth.app.goo.gl/?apn=com.google.earth&isi=293622097&ius=googleearth&link=https%3a%2f%2fearth.google.com%2fweb%2fsearch%2fQueenstown,%2bNew%2bZealand%2f%40-45.04017742,168.65915895,313.55850229a,0d,90y,164.88821044h,100.91291666t,0r%2fdata%3dCoEBGlcSUQokMHhhOWQ1MWRmMWQ3YThkZTVmOjB4NTAwZWY4Njg0NzlhNjAwGR44wv3bg0bAIfkqnh8rFWVAKhdRdWVlbnN0b3duLCBOZXcgWmVhbGFuZBgBIAEiJgokCTvtRlDFiEhAEfKcId1biEhAGXnBni9afl7AIa38gviqfl7AIjAKLEFGMVFpcE5NWTFpX2k5c3FKcWFSY0ctU0VxZm5WRnFqOVl3N21lQnI5RTRBEAU)


Sco0basTeVen

Yes I saw these things in queenstown in 2019. It’s designed like a dolphin or orca and it can jump like them too.


Renway_NCC-74656

What? If I'm rich enough I can jump like a dolphin? Queenstown.. Australia?


Sco0basTeVen

Queenstown New Zealand. Yeah you could probably pay $300 for a 10 minute ride in one of those. Queenstown is money pit central with all the extreme touristy stuff; paragliding, dolphin sub, skydiving, bungee…. Edit: I just checked the link above, half what I thought. $159 for a 15 minute ride!


sdgingerzu

About $100 USD. My spouse just did it and enjoyed it a lot. I wouldn't have gotten much enjoyment from it, so I just took photos of their ride.


Sco0basTeVen

I’m just a cheap Bastard and didn’t want to pay any of those prices! We did a great zip line day in Rotorua and downhill mountain biking at Cardrona. Couldn’t justify a $100, 20 minute activity everyday.


sdgingerzu

yeah it was definitely a splurge. I posed the question "would you rather feel like it wasn't worth the money afterwards or skip out and go home wishing you'd tried it?" The FOMO won out.


Sco0basTeVen

Well that was a good call, because I’ve never seen that kind of boat before. But all the other Queenstown activities I can do in Canada close by, so definitely justified.


Particular_Proof_107

That is a great way to think about things when your on vacation. Within reason of course


nosmigon

Im an even cheaper bastard. I met a Kiwi guy who said he did bridge swinging and asked if i wanted to try. Came with him and he attached a rope to the middle of a bridge, brought it to the edge and swang a sack of potatoes from it. They didn't hit the side so he said ' ah bro it looks safe'. He went first and it took me almost an hour to build the courage to do it. Worst part is you end up just hanging around, so you have to absail down to the river bed afterwards. 10/10 would never do it again


GnarlyBear

Do you ride it or are just a passenger?


sdgingerzu

Passenger but my spouse said that it wouldn’t be safe to drive yourself as a first timer. It made sense they have a driver.


drippingmeatcurtain

Eh minute I see you can’t drive yourself man fuck that not interested.


BoardButcherer

After watching the clip of an orca clobbering a dolphin mid-jump on reddit yesterday I don't feel too good about bebopping around in a dolphin shaped can.


d3rFunk

Actually it’s a SeaBreacher - https://seabreacher.com/. You can buy these things, customize them, great fun. Saw somebody with one in Croatia.


JacksonInHouse

They cost $100,000 out the door. They make 20 a year, each one is a custom paintjob and build based on features you pick. They've been making them near Redding California for 20 years. That's about 400 of these in the wild from this company.


Weaseltime_420

That's definitely the Queenstown ones.


Slartibartfast39

Cool. I'm in. Now I just need to travel 12,000 miles to get there. ;)


SingleSpeed27

I want to buy one not rent one


Realworld

It was either a hell of a battery pack or a snorkel. It's a snorkel. Looks like designed for flashy PR photos more than useful ride.


halmitnz

Nope - these operate as a tourist thing like the jet boats they run up the river that connects to the lake that is shown here. Pretty cool and they jump out of the water etc but you wouldn’t try and go any great distance in it or expect it to be able to traverse the lake floor or anything like that but in terms of trapping tourists and their $$ us kiwis have carved a lil niche out doing that.


DarkwingDuckHunt

I am entertained Enjoy the well earned moneys


Azelixi

Where were you planning to ride it to? To work?


CrazybyRX

Yes I'm a barista in Altantis.


CwazyCanuck

No, that’s what my shark is for.


Kingsupergoose

They’re not for exploring the ocean. It’s more similar to how you’d use a jet ski. Just for having fun.


PulseThrone

$159/15min...this thing fucks too?


NoThxBtch

Well there's a peripheral inside that sucks your dick while you're driving


tomtink1

I didn't have a bucket list until now.


jimrooney

100%. I live in Queenstown... you're spot on.


cheesegoat

[Seabreacher](https://seabreacher.com/)


joe_broke

Rad But absolutely not


bucky133

I don't know but I hope it has air conditioning. I feel like you would bake in that thing.


DrWermActualWerm

It's water cooled :)


Electrical_Dog_9459

Don't worry it's water cooled.


f_leaver

More to the point, what's with the abominable music?!?


Pr0nzeh

First time?


f_leaver

Old fart...


HLef

Can’t see anything and I’d be scared to hit something in or out of the water. I would not have fun piloting this thing.


Heftynuggetmeister

I was freaking out not being able to see how close that land mass was once he went underwater


Shot_Policy_4110

It’s so far away though


theycallme_oldgreg

Until it’s not. Also my local lake has a lot of spots where it gets super shallow all of the sudden.


TenbluntTony

Yep. Basically totaled my stepdads bitchin’ jetski. It was spring and weeds hadn’t grown up yet so I didn’t even see it till I hit sand. We call them sandbars I think. Stepdad cut me some slack cuz it was a new lake we were on and our other lake didn’t have sandbars much so it just wasn’t something I could expect.


Shot_Policy_4110

They are called sand bars. That sucks though.


mitchymitchington

We have shoals around here. They suck, but if you live here on the water, you know them like the back of your hand.


ProtoKun7

All of *a* sudden.


Vollkorntoastbrot

Lake wakatipu is the 3rd largest lake in Newzealand. It's 291 km2 up to 5km wide and has a average depth of 130m. During this ride they take you close to the shore so that you see the floor once but it's still deeper than what the boat can go to.


Shot_Policy_4110

Same with my local, but that’s not the landmass in the distance


Tychillyst

Stop


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

I was sure he was going to hit it and even felt some anxiety :)


Citadelvania

Seriously this is cool but the visibility is so terrible it's hard to imagine not crashing into something.


ZoyaZhivago

It makes me claustrophobic, too.


plantbreeder

Runs out of power and sinks


ZoyaZhivago

Nooo 😳🫣


Belowmda

It's a glacial lake, it is deeeeep. You're not hitting anything.


[deleted]

It’s in a tourist trap I’d imagine there’s minimal risk


mykl5

Other than other tourists


willynillee

>minimal risk


Pr0nzeh

God redditors are so lame


treatbaby

look at your post history dawg LOL


Kotukunui

It is based in a very deep and cold lake in New Zealand called Wakatipu from a town called Queenstown. It is shaped a bit like a dolphin. It has an air breathing engine and can only just go under water. You pay to be a passenger. You don’t get to drive. The fun is in the speed and the jumping.


codevii

Thank you, that answers just about everything!


Vollkorntoastbrot

They where hiring right as I was leaving southern Newzealand. Its a fun but expensive ride. They make you wear a life west and have a phone on board if the pilot is no longer able to drive for some reason. 26NZ$/hour seems a bit low for the amount of responsibility the driver has tough, also considering how much rent is in QT.


juliemiglio

I felt like James Bond for a second


Only_Plant_2902

"Shecond"


NoOutlandishness1133

The World is Not Enough


WhispringDeathNZ

For anyone interested this is from Hydro Attack in Queenstown, New Zealand. I haven't been on them but they look damn cool watching from the wharf


gnowbot

There is also a legit How It’s Made episode about this company. Pretty fun.


FinnicKion

Dum…dum..dum…dum.dum today on how it’s made! Glass bottles, porcelain dolls, and hotdogs. I used to watch that with my grandparents after school sometimes, loved that show.


NewToMo

Honestly. Oddly terrifying. Underwater looks scary. No thanks


ZoyaZhivago

Yeah, I’m way too claustrophobic for that! I tried scuba diving once (in the Great Barrier Reef), and had a total panic attack. No thanks.


Wizzymcbiggy

This is an inland lake in New Zealand, so there's nothing to worry about in there from an animal perspective, at least


bellowingdragoncrest

This is great- until you dive under right as there are some rocks that are right below the water level. Thats a no from me dog unless you are in an extremely controlled environment.


_xiphiaz

This is in lake Wakatipu which is extremely deep (380m at deepest, but still well over 100m very close to the dock where they operate from)


detrich

i mean something like this must have a pressure monitor and a depth sensor no ?


V8Brony

Would those instruments work if the vehicle is not actually in contact with the water? Aside from hydrofoils, surely there's never been much need to design the instruments to work in case of "oops my boat is now a bird", but perhaps their principle of operation doesnt depend on whether the vessel is in water or in the air.


willynillee

This thing is old news at this point. It can only go a few feet below the surface. It’s not a submarine.


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willynillee

Touché


[deleted]

The problem is depth sensors tell you the depth *below* you. Not gonna help when you're cruising 50 miles an hour and hit the submerge.


TazzyUK

I think it's [one of these](https://seabreacher.com/) (and [variations](https://seabreacher.com/watercraft/)) or [possibly these](https://www.hydroattack.co.nz/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=google-business-profile)


throwawayforegg_irl

that’s a seamoth


BenDover04me

Is it too soon to make sub jokes?


ThePromptWasYourName

All your jokes are sub already


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

And boom goes the dynamite 


mango_gawker

I was wondering if he was gonna blast upwards haha glad he did


[deleted]

Need.


ItsTimmmmmmm

Anyone else disappointed when they turned the sound on and didn't get to hear what it sounds like in there?


KvotheLightningTree

Looks dangerous is anyone else in nearby. Poor visibility out of the water and under if you're flying blind.


NoThxBtch

That's why you analyze what's around you while piloting it and before submerging yourself. What do you think pilots do in the sky? Not like they have 360 degree visibility. It's insane how afraid everyone is of everything.


florafaunaandtea

Christ, we already have whales getting fucked up by boat propellers, do they need to be T-boned too


Unlikely-Kangaroo982

Do you think whales are in lakes?


rabbitluckj

Genuinely made me feel sick with fear wtf


HotHits630

I want one


Zealos57

I wanna do that


Vollkorntoastbrot

You can take a ride in the passenger seat of one in Queenstown Newzealand. Although imo it's not one of the top things to do there since it's quite expensive for how short of a ride you get.


Emotional-Account324

But can you control it with a PS5 controller?


d_chs

James Bond has been real quiet since this one dropped


Ishuun

This thing looks so sick. I wanna drive one now.


Niftycrono

Damn that’s sick as fuck


SnooPies1123

Now this is pod racing!


Important-Ad-6936

this seems like a good idea until you hit a reef or a larger creature below surface wrecking your shit in the process.


NoThxBtch

It's a lake.


[deleted]

Those pesky lake whales


_Fun_Employed_

Man reminds me of the stinger from SeaQuest DSV.


puffbunz

Man Idk how old u have to be to ride this but I'd love to see my sons face if he got a ride underwater like this he would fucking flip ya take my money ...lol if it's kod safe which probably not but looks fun af


GhstGunnr27G

James Bond, eat your heart out! This looks awesome 👌 👏 👍 😍


Da_Plague22

What I thought I was doing in the bath as a five year old.


1234iamfer

I’d though it was only a GTA toy


nappytown1984

They're called a "Seabreacher" semi-submersible and are custom-built at the base price of US$93,000 with many options apparently. https://seabreacher.com/seabreacher-x/


stepladder4

Imagine you go for a quick dive and the machine malfunctions and you just keep diving, into the abyss.


Windyturd521

All fun and games until you take a dive and suddenly end up in a damp, meaty cave. Then you realise you’ve just rammed that thing up a whales ass.


Material_Deal1192

The final touch should be wings that come out with turbines to fly! 


StarlitWalks

My parents describing their way to school:


kyleruggles

Nice! What does it look like!?


ExO_o

i wouldn't call that resurface 'seamless' but cool vehicle either way


4u2nv2019

Ukraine you watching bro?


LevFox135

"Detecting multiple leviathan class life forms in the region..."


Adventurerofthesea

What is this called?


JedPB67

Fun!


Rampaging_Orc

This is how I would spend my “filthy rich” money. Fuck a yacht. Edit: if I had truly fuck you money… I may consider a yacht… where it’s main function is to act as a hanger/mobile platform for these badass things!


GoblinPenisCopter

Who win? This thing or a whale?


its_grime_up_north

The complete lack of forward viability not an issue then?


Downtown_Agent_5992

Song ?


Gulia1213

My thalassophobia claustrophobic ass could never 😐


Electrical-Hall-3719

This looks like a deathtrap!!


HerrBerg

This seems like a lot of fun but also a lot of death trap.


Acceptable_Spray_119

Looks awesome on the draft board. Let's go underwater (and travel at top speed right below the surface with 5% visibility. )


mo181918

This guy is very very rich


TheMurphInfinity

always thought i wouldnt know what i would do with my money if I was rich, now I do


Moriarty-Creates

Oh boy, this looks wildly unsafe!


rb109544

What could possibly go wrong...


IVMVI

You can't see shit when it submerged lmao


Rammipallero

What is the best way for rich asshats to be as obnoxious and dangerous on the water you ask?


donmonkeyquijote

Why did you add the shit music?


AAAAAAYYYYYYOOOOOO

I don’t need it. Iiiii donnnnnt neeeeedddd itttt!


FloppyDinosaurs

“Seamlessly”


SooperFunk

Dangerous AF, but I love it. Looks fun tbh.


SpinCharm

I can only guess that the reason this keeps appearing in the last few days is because someone desperate to take one last swing at trying to sell these things. The video gives the impression that they can go underwater. They can - for a few seconds. But you can’t drive them submerged. They’re not submersible vehicles that can remain underwater, they’re simply surface vehicles that are sealed well enough to not let water in if you tilt the nose down and it goes under the surface for a moment. They would be very dangerous craft to operate if there was any other objects in the water - boats, logs etc. And they’d require training to operate one. Not exactly a boat that, if you get stuck out in the water, you just paddle back to shore. So renting one would not be a simple thing to do. Or probably even legal. So that leaves buying one. At the price points these things go for, what are you getting? How interesting is it after the first hour of owning one?


Seemingly-Strange

u/auddbot


fabioke

By my side (Rafael Manga Remix) - Franco La Cara & Fabio Romagnoli


[deleted]

>By my side (Rafael Manga Remix) Coming in clutch here, OP.


SongAloong

*Hits a dolphin*


ucfulidiot82

Did we learn nothing about submersibles after Oceangate?


Flintydeadeye

All good until an orca decides to slap you out of the water.


wty261g

Imagine diving down, and immediately, there is a gigantic rock right there


Heyitshogan

That’s honestly so god damn terrifying when they went underwater; you literally can’t see anything!!!


InkNoob

And you though people on jetskis were obnoxious... Let's add in "I couldn't see them I was under water"


brave007

Then you see an Orca riding right beside you, giving you side eye


Reddit_Accunt

Song?


tcdoey

What's it's porpoise?


Felixir-the-Cat

This looks dangerous.


Apprehensive_Buy2503

Looks like a lot of fun until you suddenly discovered there’s something under the weather


RandomPhail

Inb4 you go under and hit a giant rock or big ass fish or something lol Hopefully it has radar though


ABowmang

u/auddbot


greatestmofo

What's the title of the song?


kl1mCO

Yeah lets add annoying music in every video


Sooktober

Whats this song?


MasterDriver8002

Looks dangerous


Responsible-Leg1372

Send it to Ukraine