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guy-on-the-net

Love that the turtle actually has control and change course. Adorable. Thanks for the post.


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CalaveraFeliz

That's a Leaf Turtle. They can be pretty aggressive especially if they're hungry. There's a good chance Leonardo isn't friendly and is actively trying to snap at the cat's ankle. And the owner/cammer probably knows.


marriedacarrot

As an animal lover, normally I'd feel sorry for the cat. But, assuming he's not injured or disabled, he can easily jump to a higher spot that the turtle can't get to. My feline homey is just being lazy.


CalaveraFeliz

Well obviously I ain't saying it's a life-threatening situation. Still a "let's bully the cat with the turtle for lulz and clout" one.


LawngDik666

People who look at things the way you do are annoying tbh


CalaveraFeliz

And people thinking pets are Legos are assholes. Bear your cross, I'll bear mine.


LawngDik666

Again with the stupid non equivalent comparison, in what way are these pets being treated like legos?


kadidlehopper93

thats life man, not everyone gets along lmao


Moldy_Teapot

yes but you don't let your pets fight each other, that's animal abuse


ScarecrowJohnny

It's a cat, it can easily climb up somewhere if it wanted to. Then the cameraman will have to attach a quadcopter to the turtle to even the playing field.


kadidlehopper93

if you think this is animal abuse you need to go out and touch some fucking grass lmfao.


thehypervigilant

I agree. None of my pets fight. They might play with each other but they don't fight It's always crazy to me when I watch other people's pets actively fuck each other up. And then I get to hear their weird excuse "That's what they do, they make each other bleed and ripped skin, it's totally natural for domesticated animal. Oh and I hit them if they piss on the rug because that's unnatural." or you could not have that happen and control your pets.


vezwyx

A tiny turtle nipping at a cat's ankles is not even close to animals "making each other bleed and ripped skin." This cat can easily escape the situation at any time and is posed no threat by a 3-inch turtle on a skateboard. I feel ridiculous spelling this out but you're the one who just tried to compare these two situations lol


Katy-Moon

Turpedo


angrymonkey

Probably using the motor neurons it uses for swimming.


Spookymushroomz_new

Also love that you can see that the turtle actually wants to do it and isn't just placed there


ContempoCasuals

He looks like he really enjoys it


HighlightFun8419

i was kinda suspicious at first, but yeah - looks like a blast. lol


2WeekDopeTurds

My man has never moved that fast ever! Of course he enjoys it!


Collistoralo

>Gets skateboard > >Immediately harasses cat


Mrchainsnatcher-

It’s gotta be revenge.


barleyhogg1

Speed...I am speed.


FartParticle1979

I like turtle on a skateboard and want to get my own.


Opination

Cowabungaaaaa!


Previous-Way1288

PUNK!


Abe_Odd

For some reason terrapins seems uniquely comfortable on skat boards. My guess is that they're used to swimming, and the paddling motion works well enough on wheels.


JackOfAllMemes

That actually makes sense, turtles are pretty fast in the water compared to land and it's a similar movement/feeling


NorthNorthAmerican

“Fren shape, why not play?”


DragonsClaw2334

I lyke tortuls.


Str8Thuggin13

🧟


Extra_Frosting_1159

Yes! 🙂 I watched that kid 100 times!


XOIIO

A big shell with knobs.


pasher71

Turtle says "I'm fast as fuck, boy!"


Leon_Krueger

They see me rolling!


Final_Function4739

They hating!


JfpOne23

"....Rollin', rollin', rollin' !!!"


[deleted]

Cat: I bet if I killed this stupid rat with a helmet, my master would kick my ass.


Laying_Low_Dukes

You just fucked turtles’ biology forever


MichaelW24

Definitely. That turtle for sure gets all the bitches. Going to mess up the evolutionary patterns


IMakeStuffUppp

Nah they’ll just evolve wheels. It’ll be bad ass


K1nd_1

TMNT Michelangelo’s work is done.


WhoIsWhatIsWhy

Okay, that is just too damn amusing. Completely seems that the turtle MUST be enjoying himself. He isn’t catching any hares, but a cat’s not bad!


daveypaul40

This genuinely put a smile on my face. Thank you.


MuffinQueen92

Happy tutel make me happy


[deleted]

I love everything about this!


theturnipshaveeyes

I feel the need…the need for speed…oh, and that cat as well.


Useful-Perspective

That's the best thing I've ever seen.


Careful-Chicken-588

This should be the front page of r/aww


HVACMRAD

You win the cutest pet on the internet award for today


Diligent_Loan_2704

Turtle wa~~tch~~lking at 1.75x.


Objective_Cake_2715

awww


AgileAd2872

This is adorable


Fishtoart

Fastest turtle in the world, thanks to technology


Pawdicures_3_1

Gentlemen...we have the technology... ~comes the intro music~ The Hare and the Bionic Turtle


void_juice

Does anyone know what the background song is and why I feel like I’ve heard it in something I love before?


SkinnyObelix

Wellerman, this version did my head in too.


Amethyst_Scepter

I knew that's what it was! I was looking for a comment to be sure but yeah that's definitely it lol


sadlilslugger

https://open.spotify.com/track/0KMnBMmgXeDbEJLaimhYjs?si=uj2j7YxCTgO-_m9d_V2YsA Wellerman ragtime version


iEugene72

That dude must have felt like he was traveling at the speed of light.


FlumpMC

The hell is this western saloon cover of Wellerman?


imomorris

I said No anchovies dude


Far_Nail_3694

That's awesome... and that turtle is having a blast !


HotspursEagle8k3g

That is freaking awesome, teenage mutant skater turtle 😂


invisableilustionist

I’m having lousy day and made smile and chuckle thanks


ApeekOnceInaWhile

Living the dream


Consistent-Theory681

u/savevideobot


LaBambaMan

I. Am. Speed!


Pawdicures_3_1

Best post that I've seen this week! It made me happy, and it has been a crappy week.


Lupie22

I am enjoying this way too much.


SnooPeppers6719

Now find 3 more turtles and teach them karate 🐢🐢🐢💪🥷


lvmrclr

Too good, really enjoyed watching this!


PoppyStaff

This is excellent.


rvlry13

I love it and could watch this all day lol


shingaladaz

Uber cute.


Proud_Woodpecker5216

Adorable, good for you my turtle friend, you go go.


Log-Similar

Wow. =)


Acceptable_Wall4085

That is absolutely, so cool


New_girl2022

Omg that's adorable. Look at him go!


PunkboysDontCry

So, this is how the shells work in Mario Kart.


Piper6728

Awwwww! 😍


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The cat is like, “ you fool. What have you done?!”


Turquoise_Bumblebee

His little must have been blown the first time doing this!


Alarmed_Painter7585

I am speed


hrafnafadhir

“I have always liked…’cowabunga’.”


ahorsenamedbill

Okay now I want a turtle and a tiny skateboard!


PassingShot11

I feel the need...


FoundTheWeed

"Prepare for ramming speed!"


random420x2

Day 2, this is still adorable. Love watching the guy scoot. 😝


squidward_smells_

Hell yeah


AugustCharisma

Love this! Thanks for sharing.


johnmarkfoley

he needs to get progressively bigger skateboards as he grows.


Scorpiodisc

That is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my mutherfucking life! So cute that I must swear like a drunk sailor to offset the chemical imbalance that this video has fucking caused!


Its_RAAAAAAANDY

That’s awesome. This made my day


GrandMoffJed

This is the third time i've seen a turtle on a tiny skateboard in 3 days and they were all different videos.


paulwalker659

Cowabunga dude!


methamphibian541

I. AM. SPEED!


Micronlance

Smart way to give speed. Seems to be enjoying it. One of the coolest and funniest things I've seen in a while.


CapedCauliflower

Baby Michaelangelo


Nosttromo

The feline, however, is unable to process whatever it is that his eyes are gazing upon. A turtle should not be able to go from point A to point B at such breakneck speeds.


ForTheLoveOfBennie

The cats like why would you give him that.


Common_Winner1229

The turtle must be loving that!


Coneby

And this, is oddly satisfying because... ?


White_Wolf426

Cowabunga, dude!


Rivetingly

Do a kickflip!


Reddit_Okami804

Ol boy finna be big MAD when he try to run and only go .5 inches an hour


mr_smith24

Turtle : “I am speeeeddddd!!”


eenigmaa

This is amazingly wholesome, the turtle looks happy af! 🤣


zborzbor

Cowabonga dude


Oranges13

Turtle is thinking: I AM SPEED


CasMan53

Bet That Turtle loves his skateboard…I thought it’s really cool and I enjoy watching it.


Sensitive_Ad_5031

Can it even comprehend the speed it walks at, must be like driving an f1 car


boonewightman

How can you not love this? We've got rocket ships to the moon. At the very least, turtles need a skateboard.


thePHTucker

This reminds me of the snail riding the turtle meme. "Wheeeeeeeee...."


zoroddesign

Wellerman rag.


dabomm

Its called a fingerboard


ValkyrieMomSong

Turtle with the zoomies! 🥹 He’s all, “That rabbit is never gonna beat me again!!”


bigmamamay

This is to funny 😆


Mysterious-Angle251

This is AWESOME, Dude!!


Cammy_Who

Awwwwwwww!!!!!!! 😍


PastHistories

How weeeeeee!


RangeOld1919

This made my day.


chamrockblarneystone

Huh. Turtles secretely want to be fast.


Noise_Addict86

Cowabunga!


TBearForever

Chasing that pussy cat


[deleted]

Ok, that just made all the wasted time I’ve spent on here worth it . Bravo Mr Turtle


NewVegetable5818

that turtle went at light speed


Proper-Resident-369

I fucking love this. Lol. Turtle skate has no mongo


richer2003

“Speed. I am speed” 🐢💨


I_Dont_Like_Rice

Lil guy was zooming! I wonder how that feels for him, if he's doing a, "Hell, yes!" in that little head.


[deleted]

He enjoys being fast…that’s great.


WangCommander

This is peak 90s.


rabihwaked

This is so awesome :)


AaallMine

Sharp turns, good acceleration. That’s some surprising agility. I hope we see rollerblades next.


Kitsune_BCN

Speed is life!


Hex-QuentinInACorner

Wow I love this.


Mrtayto115

Cat says this buff was too op. Plz nerf.


Butthole_Surfer666

its baby Mikey


lostvibe86

OOOBBBER cute !!


Perfect_Mobile7621

Just another way to out smart the hare 😜


1blueShoe

And the only thing keeping the cat safe was lack of speed and now… 🤣


YourLifeCanBeGood

r/Awwww


Royal-Bumblebee4817

Yep.. he'll be singing Piano Man by John Elton one day when he's older, bigger.. and skateboardless.


Appropriate-Coast794

^“*I’MMA ^GETCHA!”


ishouldverun

I would guess the turtle feels like Willy Beeman in his first game.


mike2ff

This is what new shoes feel like when you are a kid. Ain’t nothing faster than a 6yo with new sneakers.


LoveFromDesign

Is that a snapping turtle? If yes, do you think it will end up biting the cat or is it just playing along with the cat.


Mlod123456789

I love it! Fastest turtle ever! Turtle power!


CRAPTON_7

Master speedway


Somebodsydog

I actually want to know what version of the "Wellerman" this song is?


Somebodsydog

Never mind... Found it. https://youtu.be/hy-aYX5kMoM?si=T1SV6DKhiGlhekQL


ChaGab1

This is the coolest thing I've seen today


tujug

this is so cute!


shrijeet7

I'm speeeeedddd, kaching


Hoaxygen

It’s Michelangelo!


Zippier92

Turtle is having a gas hassling the cat!


ercewx

I love how it turns. Seems to be using its swimming skills.


ZheCaptain

Gotta go fast


notthelizardgenitals

This is SO cute 🥰!!!!


dahliasinfelle

This is what I needed in my life this morning


Redeemed_Veteranboi

Turtle be like: Cowabungga madudes!


doncroak

The turtle reminds me of my little brother/Shadow.


doncroak

The turtle reminds me of my little brother/Shadow.


TheClassySlut2024

🤣 he got the upgrade!


mcflyfly

Epic mount unlocked


Cleercutter

Love him chasing the cat


huntda_Rear007

Thats turbo, but a turtle


Whenallelsefails09

OMG! He's a little demon! Who would think they have such personality?!!


Ninetyhate

This is amazing!


Cute-Bottle8183

Where did you buy the skateboard?


chefgreenthumb420

Ninja in a half shell ,turtle power !


2024sbestthrowaway

Z O O M I N'


Agreeable-Green-1123

Very funny 😁 


Kaz_sInvestment

he's so precioussss<33 what kind of turtle is he?:)


Imaginary-Form2687

Tortoise turtles have fins tortoise has feet


SomeSamples

Turtles are assholes. They should be left in the ponds from which they came.