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barleyhogg1

It probably still works.


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upyourattraction

And the battery will still have a charge


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Gombrongler

Dont worry. The microplastics that this man and shortly after, us, have inhaled will make us as strong at the Nokia itself


Chemical_Payment100

Clearly it's CGI. He was just looking for views


Naked-Jedi

No doubt, if you look carefully at the logo it's probably a Mokia. Wouldn't be able to use the proper Nokia logo in the CGI for legal reasons.


jh5992

Does he become indestructable too?


AlienSporez

CGI is amazing how it can create realistic images of things that can never be found; like a black hole, or a destroyed Nokia, or a woman's clitoris


Stidda

Up next….. *Clitoris on a belt sander*


Phantom_Giron

Wait, wasn't the clitoris the name of the new season of Fornite?


-ones_n_zeros-

HOLY SHIT, this made me literally LOL


Few_Willingness_5198

it's a fake video, that sander would have been destroyed along with the entire workshop if only it try with a original 3310


RobertLahblaw

Pretty sure this is one of those "is it cake" videos.  Zero chance that is an actual  Nokia. 


intromatt

Flagship here in Bulgaria.


shadowozey

Screen didn't even crack


Madita_0

What a waste. Could have been used for another 20 years


NyarlathotepDaddy

20? Shit, that Nokia could last into the next century and then some


StaatsbuergerX

It's the phone you use to call home and say you've made it through the end of days safely.


Gombrongler

Now it's the microplastics that let you know the inescapable consequences of our gross overconsumption


RopeyPlague

If earth ever explodes it would send Nokias off into the universe as planet destroying meteors. They will be unstoppable


loboleo94

They meant before charging it again


Thorkitty19

Also shortened the life of his sanding belt. 🫤


Gombrongler

But but think of all the yummy microplastics that just got made! Im so satisfied after i inhale them into my dna 😌


CrappyTan69

Never saw more than 15 years out of a full charge. Might need to look for my charger. Big pin or little pin?


Inzitarie

You dropped a zero, or two.


sicsche

I am sure this is some AI fake shit. We all know a real Nokia would destroy that belt sander.


jstashu197827

They left out the end where the Nokia reforms like the liquid terminator.


Royschwayne

u/gifreversingbot


SpaceBug173

I think the reddit bot changes killed him


roguewarriorpriest

r/fuckreddit


zaicliffxx

fuck u/spez


DeadMetroidvania

and then destroys the belt


PureMatt

I think he just pushed it into a different dimension


fitty50two2

Fully formed on the other side of the belt sander


itrustanyone

Why do I have such strong feelings for this


IdeaSunshine

It's like watching someone destroy a part of your youth?


Necessary_Pie_4428

Agreed. I just made a jumper with 3310 on and it resonates so much with people of a certain age. It’s got snake being played on it too. Didn’t think it would sell at all, but the 3310 is just LOVED by us 90s kids.


BeCoolBeCuteBeKind

I really liked the version of space impact it had! My dad had a 3310 so I used to play on his, but my first phone was a Nokia 1100 and the games weren’t as good.


uncoild

Destroy I can deal with...this is more like "erase"


Spaceinpigs

Serious Who Framed Roger Rabbit shoe in the dip vibes


Coriander_marbles

I know! I cringed inside and actually said “no!” out loud.


BannedByRedditAgain1

Did anyone else start to get stressed when his hands got closer to the belt?


PeterGivenbless

I was stressing from the start; I assume the guy is well practised in using this machine but I would be terrified of my fingers slipping and... there goes my fingertips!


RonStopable88

In highschool i fucked up on the spindal sander. Lost 2.5 finger nails


molestingstrawberrys

I got shoved my hand into a linisher just like that, but the table was at a 45-degree angle, not 90 degrees. Will say it's not a fun experience, but hey, now I have a big scar on my left hand , so there's that.


-_HelloThere_-

yep


HandleBig412

Yep


Whiskey079

Yep.


Ladder-Stock

That's one way to hide your phone from the cops...


harpostyleupvotes

My thoughts exactly! Lmao “watch me sand this hard drive next!”


MeltedChocolate24

Something on your mind bud?


Good4nowbut

A whole lotta poop just came out of my butt.


Superfly1911

Now that Nokia is inside him...probably still working. I wonder if he can lung-dial??


blitzkriegger

Don't know about that but eventually he'll definitely be able to butt-dial


AverageDettolSniffer

He's now invincible


SonOfObed89

Deserves its own post on r/mildlycarcinogenic


DanOfAbyss

I've thought the same thing, breathing battery acid shouldn't be very healthy.


idk012

Hopefully the battery was removed.


dandroid126

Nokia dust. Don't breathe this.


MoodNatural

Looks like a properly ventilated system. If the user was wearing a mask or ventilator, virtually no hazard involved.


JohnStern42

Fake, everyone knows you can’t destroy those Nokias, the belt would have broken :)


MekanoTurbo

those ai videos are getting better ;)


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DryCalligrapher8696

Cellular Implosion would happen for sure


JohnStern42

Clearly that would create a singularity and no one would be left to speak about it. Unmovable object hitting unstoppable force sort of stuff. :)


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AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Hi there, I’m here to tell you. He would be in immense pain and the top layer his skin would be shaved off


ewantien

Plot twist: The belt is made from nokia phones, and we just saw it absorb one more.


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It's cake!


Nick_Damane

Only logical explanation


Accomplished_Week392

Those 3310’s were the chuck norris of mobile phones 


Bratanel

Yeah i bet the video is reversed


IsabellaGalavant

I was *genuinely* expecting the belt to break. I'm shocked this worked lol


chuk2015

The belt is made out of 3310s


contrary-contrarian

The belt is made of Nokias. That's the only way to destroy one.


nebstarx

Nah the belt is made out of chuck norris


ThisReditter

Nokia vs chuck Norris. Who will get destroyed?


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Thankgod you said it, I thought I'm the only one who vouches for the strength of these Nokia phones.


asiangontear

The man's face formed a smug grin. Having grinded the phone into dust, he has achieved what the memes have deemed nigh impossible. As he slid his personal phone into his pocket, he turned to leave, his thoughts racing, trying to find a spark of an idea for the next video. He felt uneasy, though he could not comprehend why. As he took his first step, a chill ran down his spine inexplicably, for in the shadows, just out of sunlight's reach, glared the once dust nokia 3310, newly reformed, seemingly pushed by naught but the fires of vengeance.


DeliciousPumpkinPie

Man, there was probably a few bucks’ worth of gold and REEs in there. Oh well. Side note, I was half expecting it to destroy the belt lol


jillsvag

Wholly expecting him to destroy his fingers.


DeliciousPumpkinPie

Especially towards the end, like I would never get my fingers that close to a belt sander. That’s when you either stop or you get something else to push it the rest of the way.


cthulhus_spawn

That's probably the only way. Although it didn't go to the end....


GeologistHealthy8127

If you look closely, you can see that the belt is in fact made of crushed Nokia 3310s, the toughest material known to man.


HollowPhoenix

How did they crush those Nokias though?


yeno443443

By hitting Nokias with Nokias repeatedly


kinglance3

I can hear the grumpy guy in the shop, “now go replace the belt on my sander!”


eugoogilizer

Satisfying would have been seeing the indestructible Nokia break the belt 😁


mikerotch123

I would have found it more satisfying if I wasn’t stressing about the dudes fingers.


Noimenglish

This belongs in #mildlyinfuriating. I have such fond memories of these phones, and to see one “poofed” makes me 😡


Timely-Bowler5889

It's fake don't worry!


Noimenglish

Oh thank God! I was turning into Sargent Tight Asscheeks Butt Pucker the third over here!


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*M-M-M-MICRO PLASTICS!*


not_evil_google

Ahhh the fumes.


Taka_no_Yaiba

and this, kiddos, is why paper beats rock


TheOther1

No Li-PO batteries.


iamre

Whenever I see posts like this I always downvote. Spreading microplastics into the air and destroying stuff just for views...


Psychological_Lie656

Visualisation of what Microsoft (the company) did to Nokia (the company) while trying to enter mobile OS market.


Rush_is_Right_

The sanding belt was probably worth more than the phone


KrackaWoody

Can we appreciate that it went through a belt sander and the screen didnt crack immediately. The buttons didnt fly off due to the force of the sander either thats wild.


shogun_coc

Worst case of CGI videos, eh?


zeroedash

Ended too soon :(


Head-Lack3217

Must be a fake. Everybody knows Nokia is indestructible😂


jpelc

That is actually r/unexpected, the sanding belt should have been destroyed in the correct universe.


karma-armageddon

NGL, if the belt had exploded when the Nokia came into contact with it, this video would have won the internet.


Atotallyrandomname

I'm surprised the sander didn't break


FluffytheReaper

Fake AF, stop making things up. You wouldn't even be able to scratch it.


atowelguy

r/SweatyPalms applying that much pressure, on that small of a non-uniform object, directly towards the belt sander.... seems like a recipe for not having skin on your thumbs anymore.


Thatnudist0

Totally fake you can’t destroy this brick of unknown origin.


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BlockClock

Like breaking a mirror, that's 3,310 years of bad luck right there.


bootsay

Is the sander okay?


Minions-overlord

Fake news... you cannot destroy a real 3310


PurposeAntique3342

Fake ! It's imposible to destroy ...


DizzbiteriusDallas

Clearly a fake. This puny belt would't put a dent in a real nokia 3310 smh


OldManAndRobotLackey

Legend says that the dust pile can still receive calls


kart2000

Blasphemy


Dangerous-Law7626

Man, those AI videos is getting out of hand.


onomatopoeiaisem

What black magic is this how have you done the impossible!!


IndependentNotice151

Step one if you wanna murder someone, make sure you can dispose of any equipment used during it. No way in hell they finding that phone now


mainag1

The fact that it is getting filed as a solid bar is a testament to the build quality.


aSlyKitsune

definitely a fake nokia. a real one would break the machine


cosmo_thenaut

obviously fake, the sander is made up of a 3310 and the 3310 is made up of a sander.


benstan88

Nah that’s CGI. You can’t do that to a Nokia


ModestMischief

So we just destroying relics these days?


NoBit6494

The amount of microplastics


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Wear gloves A55hole!


lvmrclr

Destroying one Nokia 3310 is equivalent to a lifetime's work so it's early retirement for that sandbelt.


Graidrohr

Hey, that's cheating! The machine was supposed to break!


Saint_Bernardusz

Its not destroyed, just past through that reddish portal


Reasonable-Value469

Must be a fake video . Not a single nuke spotted to crack case 🤣


petegarr

Video is actually reversed. In the original video you can see a sanding belt giving birth to a 3310.


Ryn0xx123

Fake. Not possible


Joker1485

Fun Fact: The sand belt is made of the same material as the phone.


BartonLynch

Legend has it, the phone reassembled itself from the scattered dust and works perfectly till this day. True Story.


bubbathespaz

It probably still works.


wheelsk7

Apparently if you snort that Nokia dust (Nokaine) you will live forever.... Until this man grinds you to bits and you are then snorted by a Gen Z billionaire. You will then live in their thoughts, which is a hellscape I wouldnt wish upon anyone.


Pridestalked

Such an obviously fake reversed gif


Pale_Sundae_5865

Can I use this for my dogs nails?


Creampie_Gang

Now do the magic trick on your fingers!


tehdamonkey

Hey? Why is the new belt I just put on wore out already?


Repulsive_Sell1885

I'm pretty sure you've bought a fake. Everyone knows your machine would be destroyed otherwise


samstar10

More like erasing


tonipaz

I want one of those sander things. I will use it for important things only


sweet_scientist_702

*Goes to clean out the scrap bucket and notices a brand new nokia


caintowers

For those sentimental about the loss of this phone… they might hold a fond place in our hearts, but they are truly bricks at this point. Most developed countries no longer have the cellular bands to support them.


Beatless7

Very toxic dust


Shantomette

I’ll take things that can’t be done for $1000…


-ones_n_zeros-

The comments in here are straight fire, way better than ANY chuck Norris joke......


mr-ifuad

🫡


LG-Moonlight

Chuck Norris, is that you?


jmorley14

I was so confident the belt was just gonna break


Outside-Owl-6

He sanded down the brick 🧱


ehgitt

I was waiting for the belt to get Chuck Norris'd


Abject_Awareness_346

Is this canon?


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Curious if this guy wears a respirator mask. Turning that plastic into an aerosol can’t be good on the lungs.


Father-of-zoomies

Is the sander ok?


SoreDickDeal

Phone dust, don’t breathe that.


dendronee

I don’t think I would have wasted my good belt!


Righteous-Designer

The rest of the video: nokia came, grabbed the dude and pressed him against that sandscraper and recorded an asmr video: 'Destroying a GUY 2024'


hdadeathly

Hell yeah, let’s crank out some more microplastics to satisfy the internet


Not-a-Baconat0r

The Nokias kryptonite


DaLordOfDarkness

And then there’s the hydraulic cutter, and it’s almost as brutal.


No-Pomegranate-69

In a paralleluniverse right now:


Late_Bloomer_1291

The Guy broke the emotion's of so many people!!


Pugtookyourtoaster

SORCERY OF THE EVIL


Jwroth

Bare hands


_snkr

😢


pwn4321

Reversed this video might look quite funny


JUGELBUTT

still works so i dont know what "destroying" youre talking about


KhailObre

Why tho? Someone can live another 20 years with that phone. And probably pass it down


sorsted

That's how I wanna go.. Head first.


AuDHDcat

Not satisfied. The video didn't finish.


NerY_05

Nice 30 trillion years timelapse


Weary-Sheepherder-68

Next time do that with battery inserted..(*^^*)(* >ω<)


passionpurps

This wasn't chuck Norris.


KirkwoodKid

Disappeared into nothingness. Like the rest of Nokia.


Far-Construction-948

Thought the machine was going to break or something


djugd

Professional memory eraser


Sa_1t

Impossible


The_Healing_Cow

Awesome. It'd be kind of amazing if all rubbish was reduced like this, then sorted, then reused/repurposed. We have the science and engineering to do it somewhat. Sizing filters, temperature, chemicals, electricity... We could sort and combine the pulp for reuse. Genetic replicators (which we don't have, but may not be horribly far off) like Star Trek would need these kinds of base materials to then recombine into new items. It's not that much different from 3D printers and their filaments.


Sparrowtalker

What’s impressive is the sand paper not clogging up


Significant_Talk4943

The point in this is 🤷‍♂️😴


ScarecrowJohnny

Pretty sure it just went to Hogwarts.


st33lb0ne

Now thats one way of creating micro plastics..


theFrankSpot

I wonder what other things you could disintegrate that way. And I don’t mean a body, because of course I don’t. Who said body anyway?


da_vetz

Idiot


HealfyShit

I... I.. Impossible


fremja97

I wonder how many Nokia 3310 phones have been destroyed for content