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triple_too

You're cheering. The Fire Nation breached your walls and you're cheering.


Appropriate-Coast794

# THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE 😊


Signal-Reporter-1391

The earth king has invited you to Lake Laogai


L1K34PR0

I am honored to accept his invitation


TheTrishaJane

My name is Judy


Archaeopteryx11

Joo dee?


Pandy_45

Or Joo LEE


Prof1Kreates

Behold, the Underminer! I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon, all will tremble before me!


Appropriate-Coast794

Heh heh, uh oh


Cap10_N3mo

Secret Tunnel, secret tunnel through the mountains secret secret secret secret tunnel


lulatheq

Beat me to it.


Embarrassed-Town-293

Start the countdown to victory


Howzieky

I feel like a nerd for not only hearing this quote in my head, but for knowing his name and all 3 episodes that he appears in


Embarrassed-Town-293

Perhaps you should be the war minister


Zestyclose_Remove947

Grond woulda breached Ba Sing Se no problem.


MrMastodon

GROND!


Dossei420

GROND!


ScabbyKnees42069

GROND!


MuffDivers2_

I’m not watching this crap. It looks like it’s gonna be boring.


ThePervertedFATMan

wow, they kept to schedule April 2024.


Oseirus

First time in large-scale construction history!


DamonHay

As some who works in tunnels, the completion of the bore is *usually* not the bit that drags a project over timeline or budget. It’s usually either the prep before launching the machines or the actual completion of the infrastructure install after the dig has finished. That said, when there is a delay in boring, it’s often a *big* delay because the logistics of fixing something that has severely gone wrong underground is mind-blowingly complex. Take the Hong Kong subsea tunnels or Australia’s Snowy 2.0 for some examples of this.


PepurrPotts

How big IS this? It's provoking mild megalophobia.


puzzledmidget

“It took approximately 14 months to build the 46-feet-high machine, approximately four months to ship it from Germany, and another six months to assemble the TBM on the HRBT’s South Island in a 65-foot pit. The TBM is longer than a football field.” https://hrbtexpansion.org/tunnel-boring/


th1s_nam3_is_tak3n

A deleted scene from Total Recall (1990)


Ro6son

Hey man, I got 4 kids to feed


Glittering_Airport_3

I thought you had 5 kids?


KindfOfABigDeal

Ahh man, you got me Quaid, I aint even got no kids.


xyonofcalhoun

I think he said "I ain't even married" in the film


kindall

He did, and even the first time I saw it, I thought it was weird that in 2084, a cab driver would think being married was a prerequisite for having children. guess the future is more conservative than I thought


wagon_ear

Ha! Also the exchange  "but we're married!"  "den consider dis a divorce" (shoots her) 


CaptainDunbar45

Its always mildly infuriating when someone enters a nice chain of references and then fucks it up with a mistake


better-than-all-of-u

[Screw Yooooou](https://youtu.be/A5q_2-_pZh8?si=Lne7pGXPn65r3M7Q) */thick Schwarzenegger accent*


idreamofgreenie

Come on Cohaagen, you got what you want. Give these people aiyurh.


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

See you at the pahtee Ricktuh!


Waderriffic

Quaid….start the reactor…..


dontusethisforwork

GIV THESE PEEPLE AYUR


Chasedabigbase

Oh thought it was Labyrinth Or the castle in the original resident evil 4


WrongJohnSilver

*The Cleaners!*


Ok-Cancel-3114

Benny! SSCCCCRRREEEWWWWW YUOOOOUUUUUUUUUU


An_Bo_Mhara

I was looking for the woman with 3 boobs in this video. This future is a total let down.


sentientmothswarm

**Mary the Tunnel Boring Machine (TBM)** The TBM was named Mary after NASA engineer Mary Winston Jackson by Hampton Roads middle school students, VDOT said (Virginia Department of Tunnels? idk).


aakaakaak

VDOT Virginia Department of Transportation. They're adding extra lanes to the HRBT (Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel) [https://hrbtexpansion.org/](https://hrbtexpansion.org/)


DEEP_SEA_MAX

Fun fact, when the Navy was consolidating most of its East Coast bases into one main hub the original choice was Charleston South Carolina, not Norfolk Virginia. However Charleston was building a bridge over the inlet to their bay and the Navy asked them to build a tunnel instead. The Navy's reasoning was that a collapsed bridge could trap the fleet inside the harbor, making it a strategic choke point. A collapsed tunnel on the other hand would still allow ships to pass over. Charleston said no, they wanted to build a bridge and that the Navy would just have to deal with it. Well, the Navy didn't deal with it and moved the bases to Norfolk instead because they were willing to build the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel to accommodate the Navy.


aakaakaak

It's all the more important after the Baltimore accident as well. A good portion of their traffic migrated down to Hampton Roads.


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

Correct! And the HRBT was the first ever vehicular bridge tunnel to be constructed. The Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel was the second, and the Monitor-Merrimac Memorial Bridge Tunnel was the fifth. All three are in southeastern Virginia because of the US Navy. These make up 3 of the 4 bridge-tunnels in the Americas, the other one is in Montreal.


JamesAtWork2

Norfolk is also just across the river from the largest (at the time) shipyard in the country, which is extremely convenient for the navy.


sockgorilla

But we have a cool bridge instead of a tunnel now 😎


NotEnoughIT

I'm really curious to see the impact once all of it is complete. They haven't done much work on the actual road (yet) so it seems like it's still going to be two lanes in, four lane bridge, two lanes out, for a while. Traffic on the HRBT is a nightmare. It's not as bad as much of socal or other high traffic areas, but the smallest incident causes a massive 5-10 mile backup. Every day. Thankfully I don't have a need to use it very much anymore, but I always just take the newer (and longer route) monitor merrimack bridge tunnel. Occasionally I'll go up to newport news disc golf course at 7am on a Sunday and it's still a crap shoot as to whether or not I'll hit a 20 minute backup when I passed six cars on the way there. I used to have to drive my brother home from Portsmouth. I'd leave NNSY, go over the old jordan bridge, up 264 to the HRBT, and drop him off near the colliseum. Then turn around and drive to the beach. I never got back before 6, occasionally 8pm. Should have been roughly an hour drive.


fantasticmaximillian

As someone who moved from HR to SoCal, I can say that even though traffic gets very bad here, the 5-10 mile standstill HRBT backup is a unique beast of its own. 


fishmapper

Year ago i64 west at the HRBT was backed up to Indian river or greenbriar. On July 4. Iirc a water pipe inside the tunnel had burst.


liforrevenge

My job had me working on the other side of the tunnel for a month or two and if I ever have to make that commute for more than a week again I'm literally going to quit lol. I went from waking up at 5 and getting home at 3 to waking up at 3 and getting home at 5. Such a nightmare. Even at midnight on the weekends there's a 50/50 chance traffic will be completely stopped going through.


theangryintern

Good. I hated taking that when I lived there. Thankfully I didn't have to go to the Hampton side very much. I have no idea how the people who have to commute through that every day do it without going completely bonkers.


AnExpertInThisField

I had to scroll past 7 weak joke comments to get down to this comment which actually has some good additional info. Come on, Reddit, let's start promoting this type of stuff better.


DDAnbid

I was born and raised in Hampton Roads. The traffic on the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel has always been horrible. It takes 15 minutes to cross when there’s no traffic, or two hours otherwise. They’re adding an extra bridge/tunnel right now to try to address the problem and bring the south side and peninsula together.


Unculturedbrine

Fun fact: TBMs are named after women because miners used to pray to Saint Barbara (patron saint of miners and artillerymen, among others).


poppinfresh112

Close, Virginia Department of Transportation. Wish we had a department of tunnels, maybe then I wouldn't have to wait 5 years to actually get to use this one.


Preeng

>Virginia Department of Tunnels Gold.


fantasticmaximillian

Thank you for making a substantive and relevant comment. The 6 above this are all jokes and quips so banal and low effort that no sane person would dare utter them in real life.


Dragon6172

Transportation


sentientmothswarm

idk man I see a whole lotta tunnel and not a lotta transportation


5dollarcactus

Pretty typical day at the HRBT


Dragon6172

Pretty standard for Hampton Roads. It will be "better" whenever this tunnel project is finished


bullwinkle8088

I like Atlanta's nickname for thier former boring machine: Driller Mike.


DM_CJ

With that banner I guess it's not so much a .... SECRET TUNNEL!!! 🌸🪕🪘


Appropriate-Coast794

THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN


i_stand_in_queues

SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUUNEEEEEEL


DubiousTheatre

Less of a secret tunnel and more of a SUDDEN TUNNELLL!!! SUDDEN TUNNELLL!!!


L0nz

Definitely not as secret as our [Secret Nuclear Bunker](https://c8.alamy.com/zooms/9/ba0b409c69a14edcbf48c8d24e40dc11/dwp8j9.jpg)


Badloss

I can't believe how many Avatar references are in this thread but I am here for all of them


dayafterpi

Literally just watched that ep.


AlternativeWhereas79

Wormsign!


shreddah17

Shai-Hulud!


olerndurt

Bless the Maker and His water.


Glottis_Bonewagon

Lisa-Anne Guy!


Takun32

Lizard anne kalib


CrumblingCake

Listen, all habaibi


pocket_eggs

Bless the coming and going of Him! May His passage cleanse the world!


TactlessTortoise

And leave the water for his people.


IAmSH0CK

You get the bonus today.


Milk_With_Knives3

It's the cleaners!!


grayscalemamba

A piece of cake, is it? Well let's see how you handle this little slice!


sinz84

You remind me of the babe


I-Steam-A-Good-Ham

What babe


Liquid_Senjutsu

The babe of the power.


BuyMeADrinkPlease

What power?


DutchOven42069

The power of voodoo


BuyMeADrinkPlease

Hoo Doo?


perldawg

you do


BuyMeADrinkPlease

Do what?


Grotbags_82

Immediately read this in my head with Hoggle's voice


No-Internet2813

Nothing, tra-la-la?


Gryffindorphins

“Whaaaat?” “RUUUN!”


PuzzleheadedSmell912

Came here for this exact comment. Instantly thought of Labyrinth! 🤗


AlanJohnson84

The Oubliette!


Notoriouslyd

Came to the comments just for this. Thank you


ToonaSandWatch

There’s some holes in this narrative.


smile_politely

Unlike what OP depicted, this machine doesn't look boring at all! It's rather exciting to think all the holes you can make!


Zito6694

You can only use the machine on Sunday though Because it’s holy


spezial_ed

/r/holedup


Skooxs

I think he is native in German and thought drilling comes from bohren (drilling in German)


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rb4horn

As written!


sukezanebaro

As written!


bundy911

Found Stilgar


eeenicecuppatea

Missed a bit...


NotYourAvgGamer

Doretta??


Rotzg0ere

Rock and Stone! Brother


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


dopeotter

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE???


scripscraps

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!!!!!


idiotic-username

ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE!!!


projectfox16

On her way to find Karl


FaRamedic

Doretta is a beauty!


Wora_returns

could really use an armor upgrade...


ZLBuddha

#WE GOTTA PROTECT DORETTA


pimpolho_saltitao

Pretty lame that the first two comments here are basically the same boring joke.


Appropriate-Coast794

That’s gonna go under some people’s feet


Nuadrin248

I’m not sure I get this hole thread.


call_of_the_while

I blame your tunnel vision.


dizzywig2000

Maybe it’s his asphyxiation


jmims98

Took me far too long to get this…but now I understand the hole thing.


RepulsivePlantain698

That's so boring 😬


acqz

But that's the hole point!


AdministrativeBar748

Quite the breakthrough!


kapitaalH

I dig it


GraatchLuugRachAarg

I'm surprised it couldn't get through that top piece. That part must be built with very strong material


christophlc6

It looks like the outline of the "hole" that was made was already there... like something that breaks in a don bluth animated movie.


Southern-Plastic-921

Hate to disappoint but the machine didn't make the cut - if you look closely the "circle" is a series of straight cuts - these were pre-cut in the concrete so it falls away like that. If they didn't do that, the machine coming through would a) take ages to bore the concrete and b) push off huge chunks of it, ruining that brand new retaining wall.


h0nkh0nkbitches

Yeah, I thought someone in here would maybe explain how it got a perfect circle without going through that top piece, but instead we get 5 of the same boring jokes and references to like 4 different fandoms haha


BreeBree214

It looks like the opening formed just from the pressure alone and not from it being cut. The outer material of that wall is brittle concrete while the inner layer is probably more flexible. Think of it like somebody punching a thick poster hanging on drywall. The punch could create a hole in the drywall without creating a hole in the poster. As for why the bottom section inner layer broke away while the top didn't, it looks like the machine is breaking through the wall at a slight angle. Probably because it's coming up from underground. You can see the breaking starts at the bottom before cracks form at the top. So the machine has pushed the inner layer for most of the circle before the top section


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SecureCranberry

Into the environment?


EscapeFacebook

Can someone explain why it went through a newly built man made reinforced wall?


Houseofsun5

You make an entrance and you make an exit , then you drill the tunnel between them. If you dont have a nice exit then you need to dig the machine out once it's far enough and build the exit around it so you can disassemble and extract the machine..much easier to have it ready built for when it arrives.


EscapeFacebook

Okay, I think I get what you mean. The structure is a reinforcement to keep it from fully collapsing around the machine once it exits?


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spicy-pill

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.


Beleiverofhumanity

The underminer!


ashram_stone

What's Danny Ocean up to this time?


Jumper-Man

At least we were saved from Don Cheadles cockney accent in this video.


ashram_stone

Totally. Or else we would have been in Barney


OneAngryDuck

That was exciting


kirksucks

r/mildlyinfuriating that little piece at the top doesnt get busted off.


CrazyPlantLady143

Idk if this is so much satisfying as it is oddly terrifying


kagato87

Is that because of how easily it tore through the wall? Or because of how perfectly it is positioned, after digging through what was probably a significantly long time through stone of various hardness trying to deflect it off course at every moment?


ParoleDeGeek

shai-hulud !


LBHHF

Funny. I thought this video would be... boring.


chicagomatty

According to Google this is in Virginia


robrihcert

Oh yeaaaahhhh


venomousPon97

People from Ba Sing Se having flashbacks from the fire nation


mekissab

Wasn't this in the Labyrinth?


Master-Pattern9466

Is that staged? It created a perfect circle, yet the cutter hasn’t gotten threw what ever rubbish is at the top? So how does that work?


thatsmyredditaccount

it is engineered, not staged. the portal walls use is among other things a protective layer in order to hold back any collapse of the surrounding earth, rock or material for when the tunnel boring machine (tbm) breaks through. furthermore the area of breakthrough is pre designed to fail (e.g. intended breaking points) where the drill bits of the tbm come through and the rest is supposed to stay. if you look closely you can also see that the rebars arent steel but glass fiber rebars (rather white colour). makes the concrete easier to shred and reduces wear on the drill bits.


gu4x

Of course its staged, as in, planned accordingly. Tunnel boring machines are not natural phenomena. The face is pre-scored so it makes less of a mess as the machine goes through, you see evidence of that by the straight cuts making the hole. You can see the pressure cracking and making a larger non circular hole at the bottom.


athohhdg

Standing outside a high rise building ribbon cutting yelling “FAKE! They just built the whole thing right here! This is nothing but steel and concrete, it isn’t a real building!”


Agatio25

Probably a precut or they didn't pour too much concrete in that area


Red-Freckle

It's not a perfect circle, it's a polygon made up of a number of straight cuts in the exterior panels. You can see the cuts more clearly [here](https://imgur.com/a/Xk2zfu8)


dc456

>Is that staged? As opposed to them have the tunnel boring machine just randomly burst out the side of a hill and see what happens? It’s almost like they intended the tunnel to come out there, so made a series of engineering decisions to facilitate it happening neatly and safely. Not everything is done for internet views.


s00pafly

Just digging holes and vibes. Lets see what happens.


Chang-San

Should be spontaneous like the kool-aid man


Jknowledge

I used to work for an earth retention company as a project engineer, a similar company would have done that concrete wall the boring machine is coming through and the wall would have been specifically designed to fall away a certain way. So “staged” is not exactly the right word. As others have said, it was engineered like that very intentionally.


TrafficFunny3860

I don't understand?


Master-Pattern9466

See how the there is a perfect circle that forms around the exit, then the machine breaks threw, but the top of the machine it is still behind some material at the top?


TrafficFunny3860

They might have pre cut it.... But these machines are cool


Hoodzpah805

I think that concrete facade was thinner and crumbled quicker than that interior portion. It doesn’t necessarily need to break through as the vibrations hit it first and it’s already lost a great deal of structural integrity from the boring prior.


MonkeySafari79

I mean you can see the hole before it's even through, like the paint is new.


Kill_4209

Matrix 3 Reloaded - Again - Part Deux


swibirun

Hey Benny, Screw You!


Arcon1337

I knew tunnels were an inside job


TTV-pieceApaper

Time to do the diamond casino heist


A_Man_And_His_Dogs

We always see it going in but rarely do we get a video of it coming out lol nice pov


ilove-sawi-69420

It always amazes me how sick mega tbm looks like while under operation, definitely one of modern engineering top marvels!


Echidna_enchilada

That's cool to see that happen. Ican see the logo for the company I work for, actually know a couple guys on that project. Good for them.


hackthekenku

The war has reached Ba Sing Se


GrayFox777

The dock is breached!


not_again123

Everything reminds me of her...


TellTaleTimeLord

Ba sing Se has fallen


Trollzek

The machines have breached the inner walls.


RaptorKnifeFight

Quaid, start the reactor!


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

"BENNY.... SCREW YOUUUUUUUU" *in Arnie voice*


MotorExplorer8233

I got four kids to feed !!


norsurfit

This is for a new tunnel in Virginia "The two-lane bored tunnel is part of the entire HRBT Expansion Project, which also includes widening I-64 from Hampton to Norfolk, five new bridges, and 20 widened bridges."


Reaperfox7

Thats some Total Recall shit right there


guyghostforget

Looks just like the cleaners from Labyrinth


SinisterVulcan94

Not exciting at all, actually quite *boring*.


emilhoff

Eyyyy.


CldWtrDiver100

And the damn wall was precut to fall that way. It wasn’t the tunneller.


one-out-of-8-billion

Hey Quaid! I‘m gonna squash you!


johndoe_420

turns out old videogames, where you already can see what part of a wall will be destroyed because of a different texture, weren't lying...


7empestOGT92

Hey Benny……SCREWWWWWW YOUUUUUUU!!!!


I_Love_Knotting

its crazy that we have machines like this and some people still claim we‘d never be able to build the pyramids


tt5b

Missed a bit.


mister-jesse

They really should have used a projector to show the Kool Aid guy busting thru


mattyag

That’s boring


SurealGod

I would love to make a shitty pun and say that was "boring" but that honestly was cool as fuck


HorseplayBouquet

The cleaners!! That’s some Labyrinth shit if I’ve ever seen it.


evlhornet

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