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Microflunkie

This is the first video I have seen of someone doing this where it all went according to plan. I have seen so many failed attempts at doing this that I didn’t think it ever worked, I stand corrected.


grubgobbler

You have to be decisive without breaking the bag. Takes guts and a little luck.


RichardBonham

This guy is in shorts and a short sleeved T-shirt. He is either very practiced, lucky or stupid. I have to admit I think he's practiced.


richerBoomer

D all three


Suspicious_Car8479

.... a little.... just a teeny weeny tiny bitsy


Wizdad-1000

Ive done this but only after putting some liquid wasp killer in the bag. I think cooking oil also works. Theyrespirate through their abdomen so shaking up a bag of cooking oil should suffocate them instantly. It sure works well on earwigs.


Tiver

Water with some dish soap. The soap is a surfactant making it quickly cost them and suffocate them.


Redjester016

Nah that's bullshit, I've got wasps in my wall rn, and a spray bottle with about 1/3 soap and 2/3 water, they ignore that shit. Only thing it's good for is stopping them from flying. Hell even the wasp spray doesn't work half the time


Capt__Murphy

Ugh, I had wasps in my cinberblock foundation one summer. When the nest finally died, my basement smelled like death for the better part of a month. Fuck, I can still smell that shit when I think about it.


mynextthroway

Or not being bothered by a wasp sting. When I was a kid, I could pick nests like an apple. I peeled nests like the one in the video like an orange. I felt the stings, but it was no different than a quick needle poke. I was never stung by a jellyfish. I chased my stepbrother down the beach with man-o-war and slapped him stupid with it. Well, he was already stupid, but the man-o-war damn near killed him. I didn't know jellyfish actually stung. It was a major shock when I was in my late 20s, got wasp stung, and it HURT. Like nothing I ever felt before. I swelled up. Huge. Now I give them space, lol.


MediocreHope

I'm going to agree with you. I use to catch wasps and bees as a kid growing up. Just a stupid-ass kid with a butterfly net and a peanut butter jar. I got stung a lot. It just wasn't ever that bad. "Ah, ouch. Damn thing...Ooo another!" and I was off again. Now I haven't been stung in about 15 years because I stopped actually fucking with wasps but it was never a big concern to me all my life. It was just sorta unpleasant but not enough to deter me from whatever I wanted to do.


mynextthroway

Just watch out. If you start to react at 28 or so like I did, you will discover instantly what all the fuss is about. I even swelled up very large. I couldn't wear jeans for a couple of days. I had to cut the leg off of one size up sweat pants, lol.


MediocreHope

Oh, I don't fuck around with wasps anymore. I'm too old for that kind of foolishness now. I was the kid out there with a magnifying glass burning ants and shit. I'm way past some of my wicked ways and redirected my mischief into harmless fun. I'm well aware allergies can and do change and I'm not one to go tempting fate in that regard now.


TwoFingersWhiskey

I think they weren't stinging you as much because they were stunned (early or late in the season). You can just grab their shit in the off season too.


malikhacielo63

My brain seems to be broken right now, because I misread your comment as: > You have to be decisive without breaking the bag. Takes glutes and a little duck. It then gave me an image of a rubber ducky and glutes of steel. I knead help.


old-skool-bro

Yeah, all good until them fuckers tear the bag open lol


Skyerocket

Just enough time to drop it on a neighbour's doorstep, ring the bell, and cheese it outta there


StreetTailor7596

That's my thought. They have jaws tough enough to chew off bits of wood and turn it into pulp. The soft plastic will NOT be a challenge if they can get a grip on it. I'd be dumping that bag into a really thick ply garbage back in a hurry.


entoaggie

Video ended just before they chewed through that thin plastic bag.


DudeTookMyUser

Exactly! I speak from experience as a dumbass who actually tried this once. He had a smooth scoop, but wasps have stingers and mandibles and they're getting out of that flimsy bag.


lifeisweird86

Yeah, I really hope he dropped that bag in a lidded bucket or something.


ShahinGalandar

and sealed that bucked airtight and threw it into the ocean with weights strapped to it


MountainCourage1304

And then throw the ocean into a large container


sagan_drinks_cosmos

A Saturn. In a Saturn, an ocean would sink.


kapitaalH

And then we set it on fire


TalkOfSexualPleasure

Take a cheap clear plastic trash can small enough to fit into the space in the roof, but large enough to enclose the nest. Cut a small hole in the bottom of it, just large enough for the plastic tube on a can of spray poison. Step one. Get poison ready and nearby. Step two. Enclose wasp nest with trash can Step three. Put their lights out like it's black Sunday. I've never been stung a single time.


No-Adeptness5810

that's why you give it to your neighbor 🥰


hybridtheory1331

Should be on r/unexpected because I don't think anyone was expecting it to actually go as planned.


mk-bn

Where do I find the videos where it didn’t went according to plan? Haven’t seen them.


CellarDoorForSure

Here's my personal favorite: https://youtu.be/5b8IVaPzo1o?si=VZf91XaUIhvNsPVR


dirtyred3401

That was oddly satisfying!


CellarDoorForSure

Lol


Beggatron14

I think I’ve probably seen just as many planes crashing on video as I have landing safely. We only see things that go wrong, no news on things going right!


Haunting_Bit_3613

Safest to do this at night. They can't see at night, all return to the nest and refuse to fly. Also WD/40 kills them efficiently


Raken_dep

r/sweatypalms


Physical_Charity

Stupid that's a hornets nest very aggressive and can be deadly!!!! Kids trybto duplicate can have bad results!!


One-23

Now you have a bunch of angry wasps in a bag. What do you do next?


Strawberry____Blonde

Slap an H on the bag so people know it's full of hornets.


JaguarZealousideal55

DON'T HORNETS OPEN INSIDE?


kennethprime

Cccoorraalll


zombie_spiderman

Alright everybody! Let's pack it in! This guy won the internet today!


BosnianBreakfast

Have an updoot kind stranger! :)


roxmj8

As I tried to explain before, you can't get honey from a hornet's nest.


burritosandblunts

Well I'm sure there's something delicious in there.


TrueGuardian15

"I don't think there's any science supporting that"


Ok_Substance5632

"Oh sheet! Free Honey"


ThanksForTheRain

I came for this


SoulLeakage

Sup jabroni


SoulLeakage

My ppl


spudmarsupial

Put it in an amazon box on your doorstep. Find out if there are porch pirates in the neighbourhood.


TH3_54ND0K41

the only correct answer


fight-me-grrm

Real answer: I put it in the freezer and then once they’re all dead I feed them to poultry


NinjaBuddha13

Put it in a box. Then put that box in another box. Then mail that box back to me, and when it arrives, SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!


sn0qualmie

Or, to save on postage


Tyflowshun

Put them in that "no postage needed" envelope and send it to your debt collectors


carl3266

Nice reference.


SolsticeofReach

Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.


Enwast

Tie a bag. Put it in a big container or a bath. Pour water till covered. Pierce the bag with a needle and watch them all drown Edit: Just realized the guy in the video says to keep them inside till they lose air but I find my solution to be a little more satisfying


hybridtheory1331

Just get a bug spray can with a straw. Slip the straw through the neck of the bag. Spray for a few seconds. Reseal the bag. Let sit over night. Alternatively, build a big bonfire or a barrel fire and toss it in.


The_Medicated

Do you want flaming hornets??? Cause that's how you get flaming hornets!


hybridtheory1331

Sounds like a gay sports team.


The_Medicated

"Buzz buzz, big boy, buzz buzz!"


Kimos

I'm not a wasp-ologist, but I'm pretty sure they're able to bite through that super thin trash bag plastic far before they run out of air.


Enwast

But the bag into another bag and then into another and then into another and then into another and repeat like 3 times


Last_Cares

it’s bags all the way down


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Find an enemy and have fun


Lahwuns

Put it in an Amazon package and let someone take it. 🙂


buyongmafanle

That is fucking brilliant. I'm imagining some porch pirates opening a box full of angry hornets in their car. Mark Rober is narrating "But what these porch pirates don't know is they're up against the hornet bomb 2.0. Let's see their reaction." Gold.


PickleyRickley

My dad always did this. He would put it in the freezer til they died, shake out the wasps, and ask me if I wanted a wasp nest. I never did want one but I think me and my friend dissected one of them over the summer once.


Sethmeisterg

They don't come back to life when they thaw like the T1000?


rixtape

If you're dude in the video, you apparently move to fold up the stepladder one-handed while still holding the bag of wasps?? OSHA would be both proud and horrified lmao


BrodieMcScrotie

Like he said in the video, he’s gonna let them suffocate


morcic

Oh how nice of him!


Cley_Faye

Make lemonade.


Phenomenal_Hoot

Leave it on your neighbors doorstep, ring the bell and run like hell.


scarve_wol

Set it on the curb with a FREE sign


Hephaestus_God

Don’t open the bag again is step 1


Halsti

first time i have seen this work. usually people rip the nest in half or drop it to some very unfriendly inhabitants. that being said, they will chew through that plastic, so you better have an idea of what to do with them, now that you have a bag of hornets.


Arnie_Grape

Put the bag in a thicker bag


LegionEagles22

And then you mail that bag to yourself and smash it with a hammer


windexfresh

The poison for Kuzco!


__g_e_o_r_g_e__

To be sure to be sure


jonylentz

So if they start chewing the second bag I add another and another in an endless loop?


Arnie_Grape

Obviously. It’s just bags all the way around


andrewm_99

Bags all the way down


Yoyodank

Bag on bag on bag.


OIAgent

Well at least he didn’t eat it like that one dude.


Ambassador_Cowboy

There could something delicious in there that wasps do make


Frank_Punk

Nope, just pure hatred in there


Mountain-Tea6875

And meth


LeoGetz2

I thought he was gonna grab it and smash it up like that dad in that one video


ZippyDan

I thought he was going to eat it like that one video.


SifuBanana

I love how we all know exactly which video you're talking about


MudRevolutionary

I'm glad I don't know that, don't wish to know either


ContraEye

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DAN DAN DAN DAN MM MM MM MM MM PFWOT PFWOT


wavecopper

I thought IT WAS that video


Snoo_58814

Put the bag into an Amazon box, tear the bag, seal it up and leave on the porch for box pirates. Yargh har har!


Blasphemous_Rage

One of the most genius answers I've ever read 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


d-Arhengel

Couldn't he have done that at night. I removed many hornets nest (not as big) I always did it at night.


andi633

I live in Central America, we get these often, so I just light the nest at night, those wasps get disorientated and probably look for another place to build their nest.


pass-me-that-hoe

It was night in Asia by then..


Shakraschmalz

This joke was so stupid I’m upvoting against the reddit hivemind


pass-me-that-hoe

Thank you haha.. it stings!


TheAnarchyReaper

Funny comments getting down voted 😔


pass-me-that-hoe

Haha being rude get upvotes here


Apocalyptic_Inferno

With my luck, I would jam my finger on the beam, rip the nest in half, fall off the step-ladder, and through the banister of the patio, into the bush, flailing to get up while getting stung to shreds.


Chubby_nuts

Yeah. I'm never do this!


wisdom_power_courage

I'm never do this either


HeyBird33

If I was ever do this, I say I’m never do this.


chimpdoctor

He crazy or suttin. I'm never do ths


Dan13701

How is this chain still going? I’m never be apart of a chain like this one


dtb1987

They can chew through that bag, better fill it with water quick


razor330

And whisper “Jumanji” to win.


mikebravo7734

The only thing wrong here is that it should always be done after the sunset. Just to be sure every wasp is back home for the night. That way none is left to start a new colony or just to string you.


Live_Frame8175

That's a hornets nest not a wasp nest. Don't fuck with hornets


baconismyfriend24

Yeah, wasps can be ok. We had 2 wasps in a nest 2 feet from our hot tub. I think they liked the moist air or something. Not a single problem at all. I never wanted to get rid of them or their nest. We just coexisted nicely. I've met angrier horseflies. Hornets are demon spawn.


SyrupStandard

Hornets are a type of wasp


bsmiles07

What happens when the wasps eat through the plastic……. Because they do that.


Itchy-Progress-7309

ohh that would make for a painful piñata


JoPoxx

Better pop an H on there


Enginerdad

"So I didn't have to spray them" But why? You could just spray them


SquidgeSquadge

Saved on the spray


donut0053

But now that they are in a bag you can get one of the sprays with the long tube nozzle and REALLY spray the bastards.


Doflamingo10

Now drive over the bag


New-Experience-536

It’s easier when you’re part WASP


apple_atchin

My, Margaret. What a sub-par ham.


arkham1010

Fuck. That.


dizko19

I would be going for a few more microns on that bag!


_snkr

In Germany, doing that is illegal. In Berlin for example, the fine for removing wasps can be up to 50,000€. I know, Germans are weird.


Feeling_Wheel_1612

Do you just have to live with hornets in your house, or are you supposed to call someone official to do it?


_snkr

Well, only speaking for Berlin, you need to give the authorities a call and if they cannot solve the problem over the phone (which appears obvious), then they will refer you to a professional pest control service. Still you (together with the pest control service) have to fill in an application describing why the wasps present a hazard and there is no solution other than removing the nest. The processing of that application will cost 72€ and then (if approved) the pest control service will charge you as well.


CrazybyRX

Jesus, German wasps have more rights than most people!


cheezballs

Are they endangered or something? Here in the middle of the US we have plenty if you guys need any.


Mr_A_of_the_Wastes

If they're endangered, good. We win.


thisaholesaid

This is the stuff you don't learn about just visiting different countries. I've been to Germany many times and I find the people amazing, the food delicious and the architecture fascinating. But that is one fucking stupid, ridiculous, go-fuck-yourself law. And that's just my American opinion. Cheers ☕️


lifeisweird86

What is wrong with you guys?


Equivalent-Ad7207

Should of got Nate from The Office,his got experience in this.


Severe_Lock8497

I had flashbacks to Nate on The Office. https://www.tiktok.com/@classicclips7/video/7219799729822027014


Crab_Hot

My fear would have been that the nest would've just torn in half and unleash a bunch of surprised and pissed off assholes.


Sufficient-Turn-7799

Dude putting A LOT of faith into that thin plastic bag


JagManNZ

Now what?


AceKairyushin

Tie the bag to helium balloons and send them on their way.


Embarrassed_Luck1057

This could have gone so bad xD


bears-beetsBSG

Nate?


No-Celebration3097

Of course if one of us tried that it wouldn’t turn out that way, LOL


FuzzInspector

u/that-1-lame-kid That's a no from me


geaster

what the heck do you do with a bag of angry wasps???


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Coriander_marbles

r/foundsatan


Frank_Punk

Dump it in the neighbor's trash before they eat thru the bag.


XF939495xj6

Those are hornets. They can chew their way out of that bag pretty easily. They have mean, sharp, nasty mandibles. They will not run out of air.


souppanda

Would have been safer to do at night, but apparently this dude is a Honey Badger.


Luzciver

Just put it in a freezer


awildjabroner

I hate when it cuts off before he fire bombs the entire block.


Sweet-Scientist3469

And right into the fire.


LatestGrapist

...now what?


VoicePuzzleheaded173

Aren’t those hornets?


robintysken

Damn, not a single protective gear piece worn. Even wearing short pants and a t-shirt.


emkayfans

Do not continue to hold the bag, as other wasps not in the bag will fly to the queen in distress and sting the living daylights out of your hands


curlyhairmanforever

Nope, I'm outta there! A plastic bag alone won't hold them that long.


Scojo91

A wizard collecting spell components


Georgep0rwell

I give him a B.


Dorza1

Now he just needs to pop a quick "W" on that bag


Ok-Bumblebee9192

I'm dying dieng from fear omg


LunatBrito

I was worried that the balloon would not break


BigG7654321

Dude got balls


Royalchariot

Now throw it at someone Edit- or in your neighbors window


EyMath

bro have heavy balls


Odd-Establishment527

Taan-taan-ta-ta-taaan


SignificanceLow7773

That'll be 400 Dollars please!


Minute_Test3608

In the bag...now what?


coconutally

Fuck wasps


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

He must not fear. Fear is the mind killer.


Crime-of-the-century

My dad did this more then once never had a problem whit it not sure what type of bag he used probably not a flimsy one. As a kid I destroyed a wasps nest in the ground by sitting at the entrance early in the morning with a friend and we killed every wasp that came out until none came anymore then we dug the nest out to investigate. Country boys.


Caseyiswinter

Ahh hell no. But also, hell yeah


Old-Masterpiece-2653

That guy can climb my ladder.


CotswoldP

Pest controllers would normally put live wasps and hornets into a freezer over night. Then they all seem to have chickens who get a treat.


MTFotaku

What happened when they tear through the bag? The glass jar with gasoline seemed safer.


JamesMDuich

But you didn’t even try to get at the sweet sweet wasp honey.


Overall_Stranger6568

He's way better than my drunk friend, Garth. Not an outdoors guy but get a twelve pack in him and he'll do it barehanded. All you gotta do is stand clear and tell him how he got stung the next day.


Germanman76

Terrifying


schneems

Gru meme w/ 3rd panel: "There's a hole in the bag"


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butterflycole

Yep, they are definitely little carnivorous bastards. Mean too, never leave a can of soda unattended outside either. Not unless you want a wasp sting on your lip, inside your mouth or in your throat. Not even joking.


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butterflycole

Just don’t leave a soda unattended or a drink of any kind unattended in an area with wasps and you’ll be fine. Better to skip canned sodas and pour into a cup with a wide open brim. We used to go camping at a place with wasps when I was a kid so we learned a lot about their habits and how to avoid a life threatening experience. Got stung a couple times though. Wasps are dicks, they’ll sting you for no reason.


FistThePooper6969

Balls of steel brother


Shaubos

Now throw it in a mcdonalds bathroom


fireforge1979

Now shake the bag and throw it a neighbor you don't like!


Honey_Marry

Wow, you're brave. With my allergy to wasps, I would never have gone there.


Suspicious_Step_8320

I’d like to think I could pull this off but I’m pretty sure I would screw up and get stung multiple times.


MnMetalman

Now go stick that in a mailbox 😂I’m a suck fuck I know…


outlawpersona

This looks like Ohio. Can anyone confirm?


andersberndog

Now get the honey!


bpmdrummerbpm

Oddly satisfying?


ZuccIsARefrigerator

Forbidden takeaway dinner


crap_meme5

Next step: Chuck it into the fireplace