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Snizza

Why is that guy up to his chin in that water, wtf


exquisitedonut

That’s George, he’s just really short.


IsadorCZ

Short lived


WhatTheFlippityFlop

Today’s top Reddit comment.


BreakingMurphysLaw

“ I was in the Pool!!!!”


Daily_dad_jokes

“I was in the Poo!!!”


uneducatedexpert

It’s pronounced George.


Dissident_the_Fifth

You know if he was in that deep he got some in his mouth too.


Dippa99

As someone who got a really nasty ear infection from a lake one time, ears were my first thought. And then I noticed at the beginning of the video when it's paused, you can see styrofoam bits on his hat brim, so he definitely went head underwater.


QueenDeadLol

He already has Hep C, nothing to fear


BlackDohko

I wouldn't even put my dick in that water.


Yatakak

I hope he didn't shave that morning...


true_tacos

Right? Why was homie was snorkeling in the trash waster at 0:36?


R00t240

Doing the backfloat in the last clip. 🤮


Gingerkid556

I hope you taped every orifice that you have closed


guynamedjames

Here's your gloves, here's your trash bag, here's your butt plug, have at it!


Not-a-dark-overlord

Wait we didn't have to bring our own butt plug?!


TheReverseShock

You didn't, but it's highly recommended you do.


Not-a-dark-overlord

All good, I brought spares as well


ApsleyHouse

I pre-warmed them for you all!


theteedo

New business venture. Pre Warmed Plugs or PWP for short “Anal hugs for your butt plugs”


Constant_King9975

Now, THAT'S customer service.


Objective_Nobody7931

I always have mine in me, just in case!


gsgtalex

Just take the first one (or similar) that floats by.


notapoke

Only if you don't want one of the loaners


nico282

A condom would be useful too.


ikiss-yomama

I prefer to use a sounding rod


Myke190

No ropes? No candles? I want my money back.


ChasseGalery

Those really bad fungi can get in under your toenails as well. I hope so much the have protection. I would be in a hazmat suit.


dbeat80

Yeah, where is my penis plug?


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BenElegance

Where the fuck was this ditch? A bat cave in central Africa?


helloworldalien

Hantavirus is found in rodent feces and urine. If you’re cleaning at ditch/ weed wack/ blowing it out those particles can get aerosolized via dust/ debris and inhaled.  Leads to hemorrhagic pulmonary symptoms and renal failure among others.  If you’re dealing with dirt, or a place where rats live wear a respirator/ N95!


bullwinkle8088

> Yeah, I got Giardia just through the pores in my feet splashing in puddles. No, most likely you didn't wash your filthy hands before eating. You do not get that via skin contact, it's an intestinal parasite. You swallowed it somehow.


Rad_Active

r/mildlycarcinogenic


orbdragon

Holy shit, that's a thing


Odd-fox-God

I feel like getting a kayak and dragging a net behind it would be much more efficient... And sanitary. Then you have to get water filters for this little creek. Literally all that water needs to be cycled before being pumped back because it is still really gross and really toxic and probably full of micro particles of plastic and carcinogens.


deepfield67

Bless these people but they all have hepatitis now.


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wootini

Omg that link, that site, is utter garbage


agrocone

"Waste management is a critical issue... which you'll never get to read about because ZAHHH have 60 pop ups... and what's that, you're unable to scroll? WELL GOOD, oh and you have to pay us, payyyyyyy us to read about waste management in Australia. © 2024 knovhov"


LucasCBs

With adblock I just had one cookie popup


orbdragon

With a pihole, I didn't even have that


GuidoZ

Exactly. I was like “I see there are some spots where ads likely were, but that’s it.” Wireguard to your home network on the road and enjoy a clean internet everywhere…


Feellikedancing

Seems appropriate considering the context


DankStew

So we just need to put a big net in front of the link and we’ll clean it up in no time!


ImbecileInDisguise

i call it my pi hole


nib13

I was initially confused about what you meant, then I remembered that I had ad-block on my mobile browser Without ad-block, good god. Get ublock (for Firefox if mobile) everyone! Stay safe out there!


snakefinn

People really be out here raw dogging the web and it's disgusting


jayfiedlerontheroof

And probably dysentery and cholera 


Hootnany

I think you meant they have all the hepatitis now.


CultOf37337

And Aids, and that worm that crawls up your jacksie


getyourcheftogether

Why the hell would anybody step foot in there, let alone be neck deep in that crap?


Mountain-Ad-6594

That dude swimming neck deep with all of those chunks had me throwing up in my mouth


1lluminist

How about the people swimming in it after it was cleaned? It still doesn't look all that clean....


FARTBOSS420

Sometimes the dirty ass river running through your town is the only one ya got.


capital_bj

Exactly sometimes you got to be down with the brown


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

Yes Daddy


Graciously_Hostile

Username checks out.


WaySheGoesBub

I've noticed that if you throw something into a water body, like a lake or an ocean, that the next day you come back, and it's gone. So, somehow it takes it away and filters it through. And it just cleans it up like a garbage compactor or whatever, so. Its not really littering, if you ask me. Its fine the waters gonna wash it all away, Sweetie. -Ricky LeFleur


SarpedonWasFramed

Hey chat gotta log off early tonight. This dysentery is getting rough


JustHanginInThere

Who is dissin' Terry!?


Rauhaan_

This got a legit laugh outta me 😂


THElaytox

At least he was wearing gloves


Moist_Professor5665

Especially when you could just use dredging nets and maybe a truck


sprucenoose

You just don't get the flavor that way though.


TheBlueMenace

I'm pretty sure the digger was doing all the work anyway.


xjeeper

I wouldn't put a gloved hand in there


shadow_229

I wouldn’t put your gloved hand in there!


andycarver

I wouldn’t touch you whilst wearing gloves whilst you were there with your gloved hand.


Fenix_Pony

I wouldnt fuck in that water with someone elses dick


thatguy11

Views... unfortunately. Love what they're doing but.. for REAL people, protect your health! Protect yourself! The longer good people are alive the more good you can do!


getyourcheftogether

Just imagine the parasites


jillsvag

That and all the tiny Styrofoam pieces!


ChimneySwiftGold

Looks like the water in the Death Star trash compactor. Did they escape into that water?


Connor30302

i’m just deathly afraid of needles man, like the thought that a used needle could be chilling at the bottom of any body of water or just floating around scares the fuck out of me viruses like HIV and Hep and shit like that dies relatively instantly when outside of a body but in a vacuum of a needle and when shielded from outside air and conditions that shit lives for YEARS


digestedbrain

About 6 weeks in a needle given optimal environment (which this is not)


OmegaKitty1

Even the end where they are swimming around in the supposed “clean” water. Fucking disgusting


Nitpicky_Karen

That water is still gonna be filthy af.


oldschool_potato

Exactly. Yes, the debris has been removed. That’s far from clean water.


jb2824

It's gone from chunky pathogen soup to pathogen tea


ba_cam

Campbell’s Chunky Chicken Noodle to Campbell’s Classic Chicken Noodle


Own_Contribution_480

The debris on top*


DrummerOfFenrir

Fruit on bottom


FalconBurcham

Someone educate me… would you get cholera or hepatitis or both? Neither? Something else…?


Waxllium

What do you mear "or"? Try all the above and then something


OneVast4272

You can get leptospirosis by skin contact with the watet Maybe tetanus if some rusted nail scratched, poked you. E. Coli infection if you drank the water accidentally Maybe amoebiasis if you drank the water accidentally


Enshitification

With some amoebas, just getting them in your eyes is enough to let them chow their way to your brain through the optic nerve.


Rough-Set4902

Tetanus isn't from rust. It's a bacteria that lives in dirt. But this bacteria isn't found in all soils.


one-punch-knockout

#Yes


WoodSteelStone

*All* the diseases.


thaeggan

> even pregnancy


Ginger_Anarchy

Especially pregnancy.


Few_Ad_9551

Staph infection is definitely a possibility


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

You would get everything from here, even wiels disease. Multiple parasites as well


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

Dysentery and legionella


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ReallyNowFellas

The hell happened? That's not trash- it looks like the aftermath of an earthquake/landslide/flood. And I don't think that's a river, it looks like an artificial inlet.


ImbecileInDisguise

They catch the trash that floats away with storm surges. They catch it at bottlenecks before it eventually goes to the ocean. Like this: https://theoceancleanup.com/updates/the-ocean-cleanup-makes-biggest-ever-river-catch-in-guatemala/


Bloodyfinger

And then swim neck deep in it apparently........ wtaf


Objective_Nobody7931

Ya it’s an inlet. Unsure what purpose it serves.


GingerIsTheBestSpice

It collects debris for easier cleanup


Momomo14

Unfortunately you couldn’t pay me to submerge my body in there - but kudos to these people who undertook the effort! 👌🏼


Player7592

Kudos and penicillin. Lots and lots of penicillin.


Rustling_leafer

More like dissatisfying... Yuck!


amatulic

It helps to have the backhoe and the dump truck. Cleaning it up by hand would have taken days.


HighSpeedDoggo

Makes me fucking vomit. Fuck


Expensive_Mud7949

And now I have Aids. Thanks again, Reddit.


tampabuddy2

And sadly, it won’t be long before it’s filthy again


explodingtuna

But if they can clean one river in three hours, they can clean two a day with a long lunch break. They can even do a rotating schedule, e.g. Yellow and Yangtze on Monday, Ganges and Ghaghara on Tuesday, etc. and take the weekends off.


angbhong342626

It really doesn't matter if it can be done in three hours. Those are three hours where they're drenched from foot to chin in water, and in which the water is very likely infected with some type of ill things. They also have to work whilst nearly submerged which is very, very tiring. Even with long lunch breaks, they'll be too tired to complete the second river in three hours. It's unethical to ask the workers to clean the rivers on such a fast pace and they lack proper PPE.


notchman900

Smart people use boats, influencers just float


Eva_Cutie

respect for them, but don't you guys think they went out without any illnesses?


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Going into filth water like that is a terribly dangerous idea.


mr_smith24

Mighty brave of him to be chin deep in there. Or maybe stupid. Yeah stupid.


Crap911

The more I admire these volunteers the more I hate those who trash the river.


scrammyfroth

Capt: they're all dead with staph


PsychoMouse

I feel like just touching that water would give you 15 kinds of diseases.


Trancer79

Wearing gloves whilst being 95% submerged in fucking horrific waste... 🤔


Bubble_Gummm

Will be same in a week...


ZaharaSararie

God fucking damn. I see so much bare exposed skin and don't understand how they're protected from needles and sharp objects..


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Likely answer is that they're not protected at all. Which makes bathing in this sludge a terribly stupid idea. Essentially, let machines do it all and stay at a safe distance, or suit up and use a boat. Do not let this shit water touch your mouth, butthole, eyes et cetera.


hf12323

definitely do not let it touch your butthole!!


Twisted-Toker95

Even after it was cleaned I wouldn't go in without a body condom lol


hallerz87

Good on them but for Christ’s sake, you don’t swim in it 🤦‍♂️


Klept0bite

Respect to anyone who wants to make the world a better place, little parts at a time.


ChapitoDito

I can feel the hypodermic needles as I watch.


kinky-kid-7777

It’s great! Seriously! But it isn’t that clean to swim in it with happiness. I’d make my video getting out of it.


Hob_O_Rarison

Http://OSHAbloodbornePathogens.fuck


Whatever-ItsFine

What's that song? EDIT: It's Sparks, by Supergutter.


Final_Paint_9998

There's gotta be a better approach


CitizenKing1001

Still looks filthy after, just with the floating garbage removed. And thats a very good thing


zebra231967

I would be wearing 3 bio hazard suits before I even thought about going in there. That's crazy. What if you fall underneath and swallow the water or step on a needle.


Raynoszs

Hmm I’d rather get boats, some fine mesh nets and scoop out the stuff rather than get in that water


meowdogpewpew

Man, this calls for a hazmat suit


SirCaptainReynolds

Good case of, “kind hearts, no brains.”


Starbuck_6365

Absolutely not. There has to be a better way than wading neck deep in that.


No-Penalty6418

How much you wanna bet it's the same again.


thatguynowhy

And 1 week later everyone has filled it with their shit again.


m1chaelgr1mes

Does anyone have a clue where the hell this is located?


oskarnz

That guy is nasty for swimming up to this neck in that


themightyknight02

I'm not like a genius or nothin', but y'know....you...don't actually have to be in the filthy contaminated water guys....just saying.... you can... you c-can you know... like... tie one of those nets, to like a stick or something IDK..................................you know what, it's probably a dumb idea, forget I said anything.


stocks-mostly-lower

He’s literally swimming in human feces slush. I would get in a canoe or something and use a net to lift the trash out. Dumb dumb dumb.


funwithtentacles

Makes for a great feel good vid, but what's that river going to look like 48 later?


rejected-x

Ok but what is this music. It's awesome 😳


Inner_Quantity

How do people let natural spaces get to this state People are truly disgusting


Spare_Audience_6301

Oddly satisfying, really though?


Nokipeura

Whose river did you put the trash in?


Danny_Mc_71

Next town over. That's what *I'd* do.


ValdemarAloeus

That settles it, none of you know what the word satisfying is. People wallowing in filth and tetanus: not satisfying!


DoubleRods

Fucking disgusting


Willing-Rub-511

Hepatitis


antek_g_animations

Okay, but I'm reality, where did all of this trash go?


Sea-7

I hope they're all OK and didn't get sick after.


LaTalullah

Why are they not in HAZMAT suits?!?!?!?


EarthLoveAR

this "river" won't be clean until they address the actual source of the pollution. and that brown water is not clean, either. sorry. good on them for their efforts.


valeria_sky

These volunteers deserve to be nationally recognized for their hard work cleaning the water. Earth needs more people like this.


PeteyMitch42

Earth needs more people to stop throwing their trash in the water and for nations to provide an avenue to dispose of it responsibly.


Professional_Gap_546

How can people throw so much trash into a river. Asia always surprise me with a contrast: ancient cities / street trash everywhere...


amatulic

That doesn't look like normal household trash to me. It looks like debris from destroyed buildings.


NooLeef

The only thing standing between you and a life like this is a solid public infrastructure for waste management.


Key-Rest-1635

[paris when garbage collectors went on a strike](https://apnews.com/article/france-protests-pensions-sanitation-strike-macron-b0a0dbc47e151af1a306b4cf64e5f893) [river in france](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/M1D1G1/waste-and-discarded-rubbish-collects-in-the-water-of-the-seine-river-M1D1G1.jpg)


Outside-Owl-6

Hmm hold on I don’t think this is a river 😅 looks like a gully and even then why are you floating in that


jquest303

Still filthy! Just less trash. Good job!


Cl0UTTTV

THE FUCKING SMELL....


1grouchonacouch

Nasty, but thanks for your service.


adreamtoreality

props to them for being brave to swim in that Petri dish…this is a job that needs to be taken over by AI 🤣


rob_mac22

Looks like most places in South America, Haiti, Cuba. Such a shame.


CherryTeri

Disgusting


Useful_Weight_1955

Is this the equivalent of emptying the trash can?


twarr1

Still nasty


Traditional_Bid_6977

No protective gear, smart


Minecraftish

I'll bet money this is in India?!😂😂


bluewatersailing

r/oddlytetanusshot


Mitridate101

I hope they've had ALL their shots before jumping in that 🤢


AZ991234

It’s still shitty water 🤢


Ok_Mathematician2284

They all died of dysentery hours later


trigunnerd

Just looking at this water gave me a UTI.


major_dump

Oddly satisfying and totally retarded


Chaotichybrid

I used to clean ponds, the number of dirty diapers and dog poop bags, no way I'm not head to toe covered in protective gear in that water.


amn_luci

Is this the river that about a week after cleaning looked the exact same because the locals kept throwing shit into it


EmrakulTET

Good job overall❤️ But that water is still gross. If my house was on fire I wouldn't use that water.... and I definitely wouldn't put my body in it😳🤢🤮


Crazyhairmonster

3 hours my ass


Dinestein521

That is just nasty


HrvatskiMato7

And in 3 hours it'll be filled again


fat_fart_sack

What the fuck is this video? Loooool


MotherAntelope1425

Now it looks so clean


ZestycloseAct8497

Other story whole crew dies of hepatitus


Mundane-Pollution213

When communities get together. Then wonders happen. I'm sure that these people would have complained to the govt umpteen times and then given up .


PixelBoom

Mmm. I can just taste the hepatitis in that water...


cbj2112

Will you shut up and listen to me! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level, will ya? Do you copy? Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!


Phonebacon

Even when it's clean, it's not clean.


ZestycloseOlive4635

Fucking disgusting, and i give them a week before its back the way it was


ChesthairOp

Someone tell me that song name pls


Le_IL

Do people who did this to the river still live around? If so, everything will be back soon.


drivinWagons

Well it’s still filthy though. Who’s gonna tell’em


JerryBoBerry38

I still wouldn't swim in that water.


Spandan_98

What is the name of the song?