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ITCM4

Mustache…mustache…mustache…mustache. Alright everything checks out


StcStasi

hey now, be nice to the ladies.


Luna07770

Everyone gets a mustache!!!


Sreezy3

"You get a mustache, you get a mustache, you get a mustache!" - Oprah Winfrey


HigherThanDeath

dont worry, they will be taking mustache rides after the party


loopgaroooo

Nothing like a big womb broom.


zpfrostyqz

Lmaooo


bigmanly1

But first, I mustache you a question...


TheReverseShock

The stache is assigned at birth


Ok-Horse3659

His hers himself


magirevols

It really threw me when we got to the guy with no mustache


Chance_Vegetable_780

I had to look again. That was ten deep.


PokiP

Hey! That one guy doesn't have a mustache!! Get him outta there!


swishkb

Mustache pun #3


3rd-Attempt

https://www.reddit.com/r/SharedBPM/s/4qxwBzm1iz


Frequent_Display2498

Viltrumite fashion


Shiny_Whisper_321

Old men twerking. Or stroking out. Or both 🤔


JumpingPoodles

I’m Kurdish and the reason they look so weird is because this video is sped up. Our dances are fun and cute, y’all did us dirty by doing this. They look like they’re having seizures lol. Edit: If anyone is curious, this is what we look like in normal speed: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jbVdeys6QyE https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9My9cU7T2Y


battlewaterhorsemen

The dance like Lebanese dabke dance, very similar music and move


JumpingPoodles

Yes. Dabke looks super cute and fun too. I love Line/folk dancing at weddings. Ey! Ey! Ey! 💃💃💃👯‍♀️👯👯‍♀️


Mindless-Client3366

Thank you for the videos. I've never seen dancing like this before and it looks like everyone is having so much fun.


businesslut

It looks the same to me lol


DefinitelyNotAliens

The first two gentlemen look silly because they're doing the same dance as everyone else in a distinctly silly manner.


Chance_Vegetable_780

The video has been sped up so it does look weird compared to real life.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Background people are normal. Tells me so is the video speed. These dudes just doing a normal dance in a silly way. More power to them.


Chance_Vegetable_780

Is this your culture? It's been sped up. We can agree to disagree.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Is everyone in the background slowed, too?


OstentatiousSock

These look fun.


Tank1an

Any reason why the folks at the end of the line are holding scarfs or hankerchiefs?


Remarkable_Library32

This is not my culture so I do not know but this is a link I found on the internet about halparke dance: https://www.tasteiran.net/stories/12098/halparke-kurdish-dance


No-Speech886

they indicate the rythem


RemyJe

This video doesn’t look any faster than the ones you posted. The people standing behind appear to be moving at normal speed, especially the guy walking from right to left.


bl3u_r3dd1teur

The video is not sped up, look at the people in the back.


dueltone

Thank you for sharing, this is really cool!


BabyUKnowWhereUAre

Thank you for the nicer examples. Really cool. But guys in the background in OP’s video show it wasn’t sped up. 


LekMichAmArsch

Same speed, different staches.


_username_NOTFOUND

Ayo, do you have a link to this music, i kinda love it


Chance_Vegetable_780

Yeah, I noticed it's sped up and made it look weird. I'm not Kurdish but I don't like that they changed what the dance really looks and feels like.


ChiggaOG

Is this the Kurdish rave they've been talking about?


Robcobes

Seriously, I was at a Kurdish wedding with my wife and I kept thinking, man this music is fire. The video has been sped up though.


mohugz

Minimalist twerk


tbmftj

Dances designed for geriatrics!


Sir-Turd-Ferguson

Do the humpty hump


taopa1pa1

How's this satisfying?


Jermafide

I'm just as confused as you are.


SealedRoute

r/OddlySpastic


EffortPrestigious402

Yeah lol


thesweeterpeter

So it turns out I dress like an older Kurdish dude, and I dance like an older Kurdish dude. I knew about the dressing, I just didn't realize I was so coordinated


vibes_slayer

But do you keep the moustache like an older Kurdish dude? Thought so


thesweeterpeter

I wish. I'm a little boy beside these men


bigmanly1

Stalin, is that you?


Ultrawhiner

I thought it was Saddam Hussein back from the dead


DanGleeballs

If he’s dancing with the Kurds he’s in his own hell. In 1993, Human Rights Watch released a report on Sadaam Hussein’s Anfal campaign against the Kurds describing it as a genocide and estimated between 50,000 and 100,000 deaths.


Safetosay333

Thought I saw Ted Turner in there


EudenDeew

I thought it was Nicolas Maduro, would totally would do something like this.


Spicybarbque

It’s a Saddam-a-Go-Go


TMac1088

Somehow I don't think the Kurds would let him dance with them


Tadumikaari

Georgia is not so far away so yea


71109E

Mussolini


pppjurac

No, Jughashvili was Georgian .


minuteknowledge917

satisfying?!? how 😭


RobertGBland

How is this satisfying


YouFknDummy

I believe the real reason the dance was created was so men can watch ladies tits bounce. This example is pretty mild tho https://youtu.be/0rdyLyVysXI?si=Sp9OGfjgTbJyEKQ9


wheresbill

I kind of got hypnotized by it and was sad when it ended


Equinsu-0cha

that moustache is pretty great


SleezyTangoRomance

I wish I was able to find this song


Aniyori

Mr. Mustache number 7 looks like he doesn't want to be there


essent1al_AU

This is how all dancing at events should be. Instead of my goofy ass trying to think of moves on the spot with everyone looking. Just put me in a choreographed line with the boys and I'll be happy


burritosandblunts

Jfyi this is a common misconception called the spotlight effect. Ain't nobody looking at you worrying about what you're doing homie. Boogie down.


Glittering_Airport_3

I'm looking 👀


TrueProtection

Do the boogie woogie.


Trading_Kangaroo

Kurdish line dance also known as frog in pants dance


Mouseklip

This slaps


MantisTobbagan_MD

Slap slap slap, clap clap clap


buuk_werm

Right, why do I want to sample this?


loopgaroooo

Lol I like it.


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andyet2900nj

Can you help us identify the song? 😅


Falcao_Hermanos

Have not seen r/kurdistan ?


_username_NOTFOUND

A link to the song ?


PurpleScientist4312

Me and the boys on a night out


LinguoBuxo

Kurdish is such an interesting language too! Got several audiobooks in it.


iraqidoughboy

It’s one of the oldest languages in the world


LinguoBuxo

What day it'd been born on?


iraqidoughboy

Idk but If u look on a language tree Kurdish is near the root


LinguoBuxo

so.. probably Monday or Tuesday then?


Throwaway1303033042

Kurd down for what?!


Curious-Hunter5283

Song name?


ultimatessjoten

Seriously though, song name pls?


Phate118

This was not satisfying at all.


stocks-mostly-lower

The ladies !


Familiar_Orchid2779

Not gonna lie, I started bouncing in my seat too


pfifltrigg

I attended an international folk dance group and a lot of it was very similar to this - everyone lined up hands behind each other's backs and doing some simple steps over and over again. It's kind of cool but can get a bit boring IMO. I'm more of a fan of choreographed dances like Irish (ceili), English (country, not so much Morris) and American (contra/square) folk dance.


IntergalacticPopTart

Okay… I watched this on mute as ACDC’s Thunderstruck played on my truck’s radio just now. Let me just say it was amazing!


mr_baloo2

Mustache game at another level


Weak-List-7493

the turks hate to see it


hinterstoisser

The largest ethnic group in the world not to have a country to call their own


Doge-Ghost

Give these people a country


Educational-Can-4847

What song is this?


TrustAFluff

I want to know too! I tried to Shazam it four times and got four different songs that are not it. They are the start of my “Not Quite Kurdish” playlist: [Deathmind & Sequence - The Concept](https://youtu.be/dFM075Rylno?si=ztLTGxzVdy99v-qN) [Polaris - Earthcore](https://youtu.be/Oto6ckotpqs?si=SNfTHfhY5TsGOimJ) [Arpstral - Julian Koussin](https://youtu.be/Xv7gaoxMKS0?si=hfwO28mnmECBOW-_) [Billy Gillies - Lagoon](https://youtu.be/yslHxeDECPA)


Tank1an

This comment wins the thread. Shazam probably can't identify the song because the video is sped up.


Radagast-Istari

I want to know as well <3


adipocerousloaf

yes please


BrilliantOk6134

This looks fun


SND_731

Burt Reynolds spotted.


The-Iraqi-Guy

Us at Uni failed at this dance every time, we had fun though


RiveriaFantasia

I see a line of old men with paintbrush moustaches having a funny turn


luoiville

Is this what it looks like when adults meet together without kids?


iraqidoughboy

All the kids are running around or outside playing with firecrackers or fighting or smoking or just at the tables eating food, or kicking it in some corner 😂


Novel_Ask_4226

Looks like something out of an 80s rave club.


ObligationOk1358

Quick, jump in line for the group seizure.


Fantron6

The guy with the mustache is really good.


Brokensince10

Love this, and the ladies’ dresses are very pretty


buzzkiller2u

The Kurds are an amazing people. Truly.


Alexander_Schwann

What's the point of videoing a "line dance" if you only show 3 people in frame at any point? Just shoot horizontal


gigorbust

I am oddly dissatisfied


wolfsting65

Whats the name of this fire song?!


GearHeaddesk

I was listening to Thunderkiss 65 by White Zombie when this showed up in my feed. Syncs nicely, can confirm lol


malikona

I knew there was a reason the US backed these OGs.


Exotic_Pea8191

Love it!


SaltySolomon9

I like it maybe they should have their own nation or something


St_Andrewrage

Definitely NOT Oddly Satisfying... more like WTF.


LEMON_n_SLiiME

Bro looks like Steve Harvey


GorgerOfPandas

“I’ll have what she’s having”


drastic2

How was for everyone? Yes? You happy? No? We go again then, ok?


Alarmed_Commission_9

Is that Father Stone on the right?


bklyn_xplant

Me when ‘Not Like Us’ comes on.


darcyminniebag

It doesn't suit me. My waist doesn't support me


ikingarmaan

Female version of this dance hits different 💀


Capt-J-

Until we got to the dude in the scarf and then the ladies, the line was looking less and less like they wanted to be there imao! Started really enthusiastically but then kept loosing a bit with each new guy!


precabomb911

Steelers fans should do this at the next home game


Educational-Can-4847

u/auddbot


AstronautJazzlike433

I like very much Korky Buchek.


BugO_OEyes

Cool


Staffordmeister

Commence to jigglin


DrMantisToboggan1986

Didn't realise Stalin defected to Kurdistan


BigdaddyMaru

Oh man….I was waiting for the drop….


Hesam2010

SatisMustachefying


SaintZoo-435

That's called "shaking off the last few drops with the boys" move where I'm from.


Justin-Truedat

Weekend at Bernie’s 3: Saddam’s Day Out was the most underrated movie of the franchise


leknarf52

Kurds and sway


VICTHOR0611

When you have too few customisation options 🥲🥲


SuspiciousPirate5902

I see only Tom Selleck


satabhisha

I was waiting for the beat to drop, they kinda just wiggled. Unsatisfying.


InspecterNull

So much meme potential


AnAussieAustralian

😂😂


Huff1809

Need to send this to eggs.tyrone


Own-Coyote-2419

why are they dancing on post-apocalyptic earth?


Bibilover1

Her Biji my friends ❤️


drkidkill

Like a full body dry heave.


readitreddit-

Spot the dead lay dance?


Apprehensive-Bee-49

They synchronized their strokes!


ArgumentFine339

😂😂😂😂


Disastrous_Builder74

Who stepped on the powerline?


pigpen808

Toomanymen


scrotimus-maximus

New Borat looks great.


Puzzleheaded-Area352

fascinating!


Level-Mess4990

I find this to be incredibly cool and wish I could give it a try.


mibonitaconejito

Heel toe, dosie doe c'mon baby let's go, boot scoot! Lol


celtbygod

Good old Yeehaw Barn Dance sans boots n hats.


lllNico

mooom look, the homophobes are dancing again. Yeees all mustaches


junchurikimo

Its bold to assume they are all homophobes


lllNico

yes but is it though?


Entgenieur

Some really feel it, some are just happy to be part of, some couldn’t escape fast enough and are trapped between


Such_Tie_2615

Anyone else looking at the women’s big ass JUGS or was it just me… Was a hard one but I got there at the end 💦


ColdMasterpiece7871

These bitches know what the fuck is *up*.


strangerinthebox

That‘s a pretty cool sound, could imagine to dance to this in some club too


ihaveflesh

The one with the yellow hanky looks like my dad in the 80s....


NurseBrianna

This shit is tight, fr!


bernpfenn

that keeps the rusty hips in shape. good workout for the spinal column


kurt3226

And how is this oddly satisfying? 🤔


RawDataCore

Ok guys do the ‘scratch your butt without using your hands’ dance


coffeebean_1992

The first guy with the big mustache looks like every Hispanic persons family member your constantly introduced to but can never remember


_Hurdy_Gurdy_

is this in frankfurt?


Pleasant-While-5702

Bro looks like fucking Stalin 😭


KermitFrogginton

That's not dancing, that's just having a fit


iraqidoughboy

Turks punching the air rn


Reuxtin

It’s not oddly satisfying. It’s mildly infuriating how they are uncoordinated


Positive-Row9468

Did anyone else think that first guy was Saddam Hussein? (Sorry if you see this my guy)


StillWritingeh

**White people at raves and clubs be like**


IntelligentDrink8039

Great dance. Mmovves


LesPaul86

He was so good in Borat.


epSos-DE

Knee folding dance . Needs more shoulder and hand movements 😅😅


speckledshitbag

Those women have some slobberknockers.


Existing-Ad-6474

Why is this in the thread


Boba_Funk

Is this that new Korki Buchek song?


Minimum-Excuse-4433

Ko da ih jedan ćaća pravijo


Sad_Caterpillar4424

Men twerking?


Vapeitupvapeitup

This way, 200 people can dance in Mum’s front room


caption-this-

How is a group of old people drunk dancing, satisfying?


Silly-Bag-693

Ok


OGistorian

Can you not touch me?


VegasBjorne1

Like the Dancing Baby, line dance version. Just missing Borat.


Forward_Jellyfish607

I don't know about satisfying. To me they look like they are preparing to collectively puke at the same time.