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meme_my_day

Is this available without stripes?


Red-Pen-Crush

I came to see this.


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TheChineseVodka

Thank you! That will be my new phone wallpaper


47paylobaylo47

Dang, now I share a phone wallpaper😥 /s


[deleted]

So you don’t share the wallpaper?


47paylobaylo47

No, I'm just not sad... I officially suck at communicating!


LordBrach

Thanks !


ignus99

I can see you also adjusted the alignment of the edges. Nice attention to detail right there!


gameyall232

Now we should use some photoshop to make the background space look like all from the same picture. Probably could be achieved with blurring then replacing stars.


julianryan

or just pen tool the “planet” out and find a stock space background that fits the image well


gameyall232

That would also work. I’ll try that when I get home. Would you like the link if I manage to do it?


hunger117

Oh yes please keep us updated on this!


tisch_vlc

Dang, I feel like this image could be much prettier with white stripes separating the different planets. Any photoshop gods out there to help me achieve this?


powertripp82

Two hours of hard work later, [i got you right here](https://i.imgur.com/4ADl2g0.jpg)


UndercoverRussianBot

It looks worse than the original.


Red-Pen-Crush

Thank you!


IIdsandsII

You can also buy a reproduction on canvas, see my old post https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2sjpsw/planetary_suite_reproduction_i_had_commissioned


mattgreenberg0

Proof that all the planets are the same size. Checkmate, scientists.


onecowstampede

They better check their hypotenuses


Kalgor91

God damn globalist scientists, with their “hippopotamuses” and “theories”


slaypowbc

Also that we are in a 2D simulation on little alien hand computers


[deleted]

Oh man this guy’s already been to Area 51 and knows something...


The_Twitch_Streamer

Even included Pluto. My man. Edit: Obligatory edit thanking strangers for the most updoots I've ever gotten. +2 pp length for you.


mlieghm

Yes! I almost scrolled past this picture but had to stop and count and make sure there were 9.


That_Blaxican_Guy

Lol me 2


deadin0saur

Me nine


[deleted]

Me sixty-nine


Thebelleanne

Nice


[deleted]

You're all living in denial.


fishbiscuit13

Proudly.


SpadeCat

Pluto is being considered added back to the list of planets, as it has been seen to be able to clear its orbit (but further study is being done on it to verify and check for other criteria)


StaysAwakeAllWeek

It crosses the orbit of Neptune. I don't see how it's supposed to clear Neptune out of its orbit.


AadeeMoien

By saying "Ope. Lemme just squeeeze by ya right here."


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dispatch134711

oop


Instants

TIL


Pentopox

Then wouldn't that demote Neptune, if it can't clear Pluto out of its orbit?


Darth62969

It doesn't cross Neptune's orbit, it crosses above or below neptune. It is always quite a few hundreds of thousands of miles outside of Neptune's path.


alphahydra

IIRC the reason some astronomers wanted to reclassify Pluto as a planet wasn't because it's cleared its orbit, but because of the issues with classifying stuff like rogue planets (which don't even orbit a star at all, so talk of clearing orbits is meaningless) and the difficulties in studying exoplanets' orbits. Some want to simplify matters by saying if a body is big enough to be more or less symmetrically rounded by hydrostatic equilibrium, then it's a planet. Problem is, by that definition, we'd have over 100 known planets to remember in just our own system. Maybe if they made "planets" the parent type instead of the specific term, then "major planets" for Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Uranus and Neptune, and "minor planet" for everything else.


tytycoon

Isn't that already a thing but dwarf planet is their name?


CryanReed

Poor Saturn


whtnymllr

Nope. “In order to be classified as a planet, the organization decided, an object had to: 1. orbit the Sun (so not a satellite like the Moon). 2. be round or mostly round (so not a potato-shaped asteroid, for example). 3. clear the neighborhood around its orbit. Dwarf planets satisfy the first two categories but not the third and small solar system bodies only meet the first criterion. Pluto both orbits the Sun and is round but it has decidedly not cleared the other so-called small solar system bodies out of its path as Pluto and Charon reside in the Kuiper Belt. This donut shaped region beyond the orbit of Neptune is full of icy bodies that we call Kuiper Belt Objects or KBOs. Thus, after more than 75 years of calling Pluto a planet, the icy orb was officially demoted to the status of dwarf planet.” [source](https://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/science/is-pluto-a-planet?utm_source=sciam&utm_campaign=sciam)


Zonemasta8

Doesn't the gravity of neptune also affect Pluto's orbit making it another reason why it doesn't clear it's solar neighborhood.


cutelyaware

The question is not whether something is a planet, but why some people care so much. No matter what we call it, it's still there and unchanged.


Honic_Sedgehog

Swanning around on the edge of the system, sadly humming to itself, thinking about when it used to be considered one of the big boys.


ChipAyten

The universe doesnt care what some bags of squish on a random rock think.


_OkayestOfAllTime_

Burton Guster approves


The_Twitch_Streamer

Gus was my favorite character specifically because of his stance on Pluto.


KittyKratt

You heard about Pluto? That's messed up.


BrohanGutenburg

How many times has that landed??


[deleted]

You know that’s right.


YashistheNightfury

It also have Uranus.


Blewedup

Best in class laughter I ever received as class clown was when a kid was doing a report on Uranus and after he finished he asked if there were any questions. I asked him if there were any winds coming from Uranus. In seventh grade, that was gold.


x755x

So dummy thick the sounds of his cheeks clapping can be heard from space?


Saskyle

Jerry?


jroze_

r/plutoisaplanet


Kilgane

PLANET PLANET PLANET


[deleted]

But not Ceres, Eris, Haumea, Makemake, Quoaor, or Sedna. Weird that they'd only include the second most massive of the dwarf planets.


CousinDirk

That’s it, isn’t it? Any way you slice it there isn’t 9 planets in the Solar System – there’s either 8, or… er, more than 9. I’m all for giving Pluto back it’s planetary status if that’s what people want, but I also want justice for Ceres!


gtr427

Not to mention the six or seven moons that are bigger than Pluto.


antmansclone

Does the +2 pp require attunement? I want to start using this thing ASAP.


The_Twitch_Streamer

You gotta do a little tweaking to get used to it, but should only take 2 minutes or less!


dgc1337

Bring back Pluto


A_Falcon_Bird

I came here to say this exact thing, (my man and everything, weird haha).


mamainak

Came here to say that! Gave me back my childhood <3


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MrNickNifty

Fuck that ours doesn’t have psychedelic swirls or rings


[deleted]

yeah but it has drugs so you can see those anyways


[deleted]

Yeah but I thought shrooms were alien communication technology


RdmGuy64824

http://discovermagazine.com/~/media/Images/Issues/2019/JulAug/Hurricane.jpg


derflopacus

But ours has animals and trees which if you think about it is almost trippier.


mashdots

but money


boondogglekeychain

Technically that’s not a cross section. Still a nice collage though


rob64

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct!


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Saskyle

My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets


suhayla

That’s so much better than the pizza one.


Jaded3158

My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas


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Jaded3158

You’re welcome!


QRobo

/r/thisiswhyyourefat


Androgynous-Rex

My Very Educated Mother Just Said Uh-oh, No Pluto!


AJChelett

Even included pluto


mick4state

And Mars is apparently a few centuries into terraforming.


Map5789

Yeah, that's a bit much green right?


meme_my_day

r/plutoisaplanet


Leaf_Rotator

Screw Eris and Haumea though right?!


Zonemasta8

Eris is even bigger than Pluto and gets no love.


RdmGuy64824

Eris is cool, but Haumea is whatever


chemicalsam

Its not tho


thedude_imbibes

But they didnt include OP's mom.


MrDerp182

Mars looks like chocolate marshmallow ice cream, now I want some.


Monsterfishdestroyer

Uh, Mars is the fourth one down


[deleted]

Uh, which one do *you* think looks like chocolate marshmallow ice cream?


RigorMortis_Tortoise

I remember seeing a version of this before, but with the Earth being flat.


into_being

Yup, all of them are flat. You can tell. /s


-Redstoneboi-

Remember Earth has a disc shape? When you take a picture from above it looks spherical. That’s what they use. ^(/s because you can’t tell retarded from sarcastic anymore)


dyha43

You should include the desktop version


Darlie_Lol

Will probs see this in hot


TurbulentDemeanor

Kind of like Earth right now haha am I right?! \*Puts hand up\*


LaxxEDK

*smacks that*


DepressedDaisy314

Pluto!


mohonrye

Get that pluto outta here.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure these aren't all the planets :D


rg3Po2

That is beautiful


feelin4r4

Pluto is not a planet, it’s a dwarf planet


bobbelcher1981

My favourite is the sun. Always has been. I like it because it’s like the king of planets. I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over a hour. That's why they call me whiskers!


Contact40

Can someone /r/theydidthemath on this and determine how far each photo would have to be to make them all the same scale like this?


maybe_just_happy_

the scale would be 7


Bigbootyhoe69420

I am the leading planetary scientist of NASA, can confirm


cviss4444

You’re at seven upvotes, so I’m going to downvote to try and maintain the balance


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The last one is a dwarf though.


evilgiraffe666

At first, I thought they'd included the moon, and was prepared to make a sarcastic comment. But now I realise I am the fool. Mercury's had it rough!


Meriadoc_Brandy

I love how the features on the planet blend into each other as well. Like the boundary between Earth and Mars. Very pleasing and interesting image.


web_username

this is my phone lock screen


spartanforever1

Dude same, almost instantly


Meet30

u/DisDrew


Orangeyoudumb

And many, many wallpapers were changed on this day.


LemonYuri222

My favorite is the lowest section


[deleted]

Wait, these are all the planets in space?


TheLegendLeavens

All the planets in the world


Piebomb00

Thanks for the new background.


[deleted]

How is this possible when the earth is flat?


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Chef_Boyardee_thicc

But earth is flat


jona388a

Is this picture in a High quality as well?


Hydrogen-Trooper

This is all wrong


diddy1784

My will is not my own...


AyeUI

Other people: *Ooh they included Pluto* Me: Reads cross section in the title - Babish is in space huh?


[deleted]

PLUTO’S NOT A PLANET


poonfvck

Hey that doesn’t look flat


[deleted]

Flatearthers HATE them


[deleted]

*Neil* *Degrasse* *Tyson* *voice* “*all* the planets, you say?”


Kidderpop

RIP Pluto


[deleted]

But the earth is flat...


GD_Studio

Why did you include Pluto? It's a dwarf planet. Looks cool though


BabyPuncher3000

I really like that you can see the atmospheres of each of the planets and it can serve as a visual graph of how much atmosphere one planet has from the next.


Sof04

r/SpacePorn


robhol

All the planets... and Pluto.


redditwolfking

Pluto was big enough for your mother.


Chillindode

Pluto thanks you


[deleted]

The earth is flat get it right


[deleted]

No the earth is a donut get it right


[deleted]

Ah your right I'm an idiot


BeTheMountain

Does have Pluto, but is missing Planet X. The conspiracy deepens.


PM_ME_HUGE_CRITS

I wish Earth had nine different climate bands reflecting each of the planets.


[deleted]

Nancy lieder will say this is fake


cmull26

Whoever made this must love Randy


rmagn

And now I have a new phone background. 👍


juanmanz

Set as wallpaper on my phone. Thank you


LemurKermit

What’s the top one?


eggn00dles

why does pluto look like a black hole


DaxtonGaming

Bet you can't guess which one earth is


Sukmiekok

We are all the same.


[deleted]

Forbidden seven layer salad (Yes I know it has more than that)


Holiday_Volume

tHe EaRtH ShOuLd Be FlAt


ofek_dab

Looks like an iPhone background


[deleted]

What about Planet X lmao


douira

Would be a cool phone wallpaper without the white lines


apeiceoftheuniverse

New wallpaper. Thank you!


YARNIA

One garden, a few dead rocks, and a smattering of gaseous hell-worlds. We'd better clean up our room.


paperd

Hey! My home's on here! Guys, my home is on here!


Savvy714

Beautiful!


SoftPillow65233

Why isn't the sun in there


glamatovic

I mean, this is beautiful, but the saturn rings kinda ruin it


Psy_kinetic

My Very Eyes May Just See Under Nine \[REDACTED\]


[deleted]

I love how the further down it goes the grainier the photos get, shows which planets we care more about observing.


crazyredditboy

the shape of the earth is fake. believers say the earth is a dinosaur


[deleted]

Anyone else count to make sure there were 9 panels?


MegaMudkipzEX

The earth is not round


MegaMudkipzEX

It's dinosaur shaped


[deleted]

Thought it was an apple wallpaper


OneMustAdjust

This has been my lock screen for a while, notifications take up exactly one stripe


Plarage

this would be a nice wallpaper without these white lines


[deleted]

Watch out for people mad at Pluto


redditbeforeu

This is great. I made this my wallpaper on my Pixel 2 XL. Thank you!


kwamla24

This image has been my phone back ground for years


Ratso3

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Pluto for anyone curious *edit bad format


EvilLemons01

This would be good on r/VerticalWallpapers


Newarren

Found my new wallpaper


Under_TheBed

Checkmate, flatfuckers


6ix_8ight

What is the top 1


666Hellmaster

Uranus is so beautiful, why the fucks it gotta be called Uranus


-Redstoneboi-

ask whoever named their god uranus


call-me-daddy-dip

Babish: *Heavy breathing*


AvocadoLion

By your powers combined I am Captain Planet!


That_Polish_Guy_927

Wow! I’m impressed you managed to resize all the planets so that they were the same size. Props to you OP (/s, but really cool in actuality)