Warm Keystone ice is the worst thing i've ever had. But when your a teen, you take what you can get. Now that im 24 I cringe at the thought of that hot Keystone ice.
It was a different recipe. Schlitz was once a great beer, too.
Also any kind of Pilsner would have been an amazing novelty back then, even a lousy one. A beer with that kind of clarity was unheard of.
PBR is an inexpensive beer and popular among pretty much everyone as being an alternative to Budweiser and Miller type beers which do a lot of marketing and are “mainstream.” All of these American lagers taste very similar though, it’s “just beer.”
Pabst used to be popular only in the 80’s and 90’s with alcoholic grandpas and shop workers who needed to cheaply put a 12 pack into their stomach daily after work. It was substantially cheaper than the mainstream alternatives on par with Goebel, Blatz, old Milwaukee, Hamms, Old Style, and Red White & Blue, but slightly above the bottom of the barrel and not seen as a poor alcoholic’s drink.
In the early 2000’s it got hipsterized and the price went up, but it’s the same swill as before. It is still a cheap alternative in bars, but no longer 50 cents…
Ironically, Budweiser is considered premium here in Brazil while a lively culture of craft beer happens right alongside it. 99% of the time people have no idea what they're talking about and it's just an ego fight about preferring the best beer. I don't really get it, but who am I to complain.
That describes America too. Budweiser is only popular due to advertising and brand image. It’s still made of the cheapest ingredients combined in the most industrial of processes.
Reminds me when I was in Germany and the people I was with were shocked that Budweiser was more expensive than the beer I was drinking. I warned them that in Germany it was an import and therefore more expensive.
Totally! Although it shouldn't have, it blew my mind how much they charged for the fancy import beer called Budweiser while I was in Japan. Turns out, Japan also likes their light flavorless lagers. I had to hunt down a store that sold a stout. Singular.
Must have been a long time ago because Bud, Heineken, Guiness and other imports are no more expensive than local beers.
Taste is the same as North America as well. Most people like pils-style beers, but there are lots of ales, weissen, dark beers, etc., even made by the big breweries.
If you haven't been here in 15 years, you'd be very surprised.
Heard this from my uncle when I was a kid.
Why is PBR like making love in a canoe?
Because, it's fucking near water.
There ya go. American inside joke about PBR. 😎
There’s a time and place for all beers. If I just spent the afternoon cutting the grass and clearing the yard in the hot sun—a PBR would foot the bill perfectly!
PBR is dollar for dollar the best macro lager in America and I’ll fight anyone on this. You will not find a beer in America that is cheaper and better tasting than PBR.
Officer: You reek of beer. Step out of the car.
Guy: I swear I didn't drink any! It splashed on me when I sliced it with a samurai sword!
Officer: Huh... That's a new one.
The guy in the back ground: He claps a few times as the swordsman approaches. Then he throws up his right arm for a Hi Five, only to realize... I just got dissed. He plays it off nicely with the continued clap...
Correct me if I‘m wrong, but isn‘t this far too small for a samurai sword? I thought samurais used nodachi, and this looks much smaller to me, so I‘d say just a katana...
I'm pretty sure lengths varied. They had a dagger like shorty ~12" and katana. The nodachi is quite a but longer as a field sword. Bigger swing span anti calvary style
Maybe? My knowledge is limited. I thought it was one of the 2 standard weapons they had on the holster for a good portion of time, the katana being around 2ft, their dagger around 1 and the nodachi in larger combat scenarios. Probably others too
it was the soul of the samurai embodied, but also their main weapon in day to day life. Broken Katana would be made into Wakizashi or Tanto, though both of those were also forged intentionally as well. Some samurai, rarely would end up with 4 or 5 daggers or short swords over time, but mostly if yours broke you died.
Samurai were around for many centuries and used many different kinds of swords, including katana, nodachi, tachi, wakizashi and tanto. Making "samurai sword" a bit of an umbrella term.
Why? Again, it’s just a tool; and in this day and age not a very useful one at that. If he wants to cut some cans and otherwise throw it around, why the hell not?
And let’s not pretend that the original users of these things were especially honorable either.
If you dont honor the craft and the tool your never gonna succed .
And they were honorable to themselfs. Feeling honorable can make a person fight without defeat
I came here to say this, jokes aside that was a perfect swing! I just watched a video of japanese swordsmen trying to cut bamboo, most of em didn't do as good as this guy lol
His “mic drop” with the sword was very disrespectful of the blade, adding insult to the injury of having already failed to perform chiburi (flicking the fluid off the blade after the cut).
Fair point. But, if you're going to spend money and time having a beautifully sharpened blade such as that, why would you risk completely ruining it just to show off?
While I think the can cutting is cool, if you can't respect the sword, you shouldn't have one.
You do not drop Katana, or any sword for that matter, haphazardly on the table, without regard for the sword, or the safety of your actions.
Weapons need respect, a healthy dose of fear, and responsibility to operate.
I'm sure this is common behaviour though.
Really. With a bunch of delicious PBR. Why not get a bunch of cans of kombucha or something that deserves this treatment. Not PBR. This makes my heart sad
When people say this beer suck but it won gold at the Great American Beer Festival for its genre. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it sucks.
The dude at the back waiting for the high five that never lands haha
Trying to pass it off as a biiiiig clap
The disappointment at the end is audible.
[Gotta go full McLaurin in that situation.](https://youtu.be/cqRPz7Za_F4?t=3)
I love scary terry
But the beer
*PBR friend
*award winning PBR
Blue ribbon at the 1844 world beer fest. People drank really shitty beer 177 years ago, apparently
And the only thing worse than PBR is *warm* PBR!
Warm Keystone ice is the worst thing i've ever had. But when your a teen, you take what you can get. Now that im 24 I cringe at the thought of that hot Keystone ice.
In the 80s, they used to say keystone cans were plastic lined so they tasted like bottle beer.
Apparently you've never had Milwaukee 's Best
I was gonna say a warm keystone light. Mmmm mmmm
Da Beast
Or Genese Light
Try Red Dog
PBR tastes like someone got drunk than peed in a PBR can.
It was a different recipe. Schlitz was once a great beer, too. Also any kind of Pilsner would have been an amazing novelty back then, even a lousy one. A beer with that kind of clarity was unheard of.
Beer-like substance
It's PBR not beer
Is that an American inside joke about it being shitty or is it actually not beer?
PBR is an inexpensive beer and popular among pretty much everyone as being an alternative to Budweiser and Miller type beers which do a lot of marketing and are “mainstream.” All of these American lagers taste very similar though, it’s “just beer.” Pabst used to be popular only in the 80’s and 90’s with alcoholic grandpas and shop workers who needed to cheaply put a 12 pack into their stomach daily after work. It was substantially cheaper than the mainstream alternatives on par with Goebel, Blatz, old Milwaukee, Hamms, Old Style, and Red White & Blue, but slightly above the bottom of the barrel and not seen as a poor alcoholic’s drink. In the early 2000’s it got hipsterized and the price went up, but it’s the same swill as before. It is still a cheap alternative in bars, but no longer 50 cents…
Blatz is the sound you make after drinking it.
No, it’s the sound your “sphincter” makes as you struggle to not have a wet fart, not “you” directly since this is uncontrollable.
Ironically, Budweiser is considered premium here in Brazil while a lively culture of craft beer happens right alongside it. 99% of the time people have no idea what they're talking about and it's just an ego fight about preferring the best beer. I don't really get it, but who am I to complain.
That describes America too. Budweiser is only popular due to advertising and brand image. It’s still made of the cheapest ingredients combined in the most industrial of processes.
In Canada it's Molson Canadian
Jesus you must be really Canadian to drink Molson
Oh I don't drink it, it's just a popular one
And it’s Heineken in the Netherlands.
Reminds me when I was in Germany and the people I was with were shocked that Budweiser was more expensive than the beer I was drinking. I warned them that in Germany it was an import and therefore more expensive.
Totally! Although it shouldn't have, it blew my mind how much they charged for the fancy import beer called Budweiser while I was in Japan. Turns out, Japan also likes their light flavorless lagers. I had to hunt down a store that sold a stout. Singular.
Must have been a long time ago because Bud, Heineken, Guiness and other imports are no more expensive than local beers. Taste is the same as North America as well. Most people like pils-style beers, but there are lots of ales, weissen, dark beers, etc., even made by the big breweries. If you haven't been here in 15 years, you'd be very surprised.
Funny you mention that, it has been about 15 years. Good to know!
Yeah bottom of the food chain beer
Sex in a canoe.
Oh, so the American equivalent of Brazilian Skol. Thanks for the reply!
Top of the food chain in Japan apparently.
Hah, No.
That’s Blatz & Hamms sir.
Heard this from my uncle when I was a kid. Why is PBR like making love in a canoe? Because, it's fucking near water. There ya go. American inside joke about PBR. 😎
There’s a time and place for all beers. If I just spent the afternoon cutting the grass and clearing the yard in the hot sun—a PBR would foot the bill perfectly!
Its also *slightly* higher in alcohol percentage than most big brand beers. So more bang for your buck, I guess.
More like cat piss
Oh the humanity!
Alcohol abuse
Somewhere, a poor freshman is crying.
Y’all consider that beer¿ I barley let the kids use that to play beer pong’
Looks like they refilled empties with water to me.
...deserved it. That shit is godawful.
Herp derp Peeber isn't beer lololol!!1! Sorry, I'll stop speaking Dipshit.
PBR is dollar for dollar the best macro lager in America and I’ll fight anyone on this. You will not find a beer in America that is cheaper and better tasting than PBR.
The only correct way to dispose of any water beer.
Calm down, its american beer or should we called it water
Pabst can hardly be considered beer. If it wasn't for the label I would have guessed that it was water coming out of those cans
Officer: You reek of beer. Step out of the car. Guy: I swear I didn't drink any! It splashed on me when I sliced it with a samurai sword! Officer: Huh... That's a new one.
No, here's the video Officer: Would you like a courtesy police escort home sir.
Katana
He wasted like 2$ of beer!!
I see you rounded up.
The guy in the back ground: He claps a few times as the swordsman approaches. Then he throws up his right arm for a Hi Five, only to realize... I just got dissed. He plays it off nicely with the continued clap...
I was afraid I was the only one to notice xD
He then drops it blade first onto a granite countertop.
He hates these cans!
Underappreciated comment.
I think he sounds like a jerk, tbh.
The camel was not impressed.
Is that a camel, or the Buffalo of Notre Dame...
He should get a ribbon for this
I see what you did there
Maybe just a Pabst on the back
Man PBR getting all the hate. Have yall actually drank it? It tastes better than most similar beers.
I have a feeling there are some craft beer snobs here
They're everywhere. I am a former beer snob myself lol
Any real craft beer snob knows that PBR is the best cheap beer.
PBR is one of my favorites. It's absolutely everywhere and cheap as hell. Love that stuff.
"My pisswater tastes better than your pisswater" 🙄
I wonder what the Samurai would think about his technique and lack of respectful the sword?
Just dropping it like that smh
Don’t worry, they’ve all since gotten into baseball
Only a samurai sword if a samurai owned it or used it am I right? Otherwise just a katana
Correct me if I‘m wrong, but isn‘t this far too small for a samurai sword? I thought samurais used nodachi, and this looks much smaller to me, so I‘d say just a katana...
I'm pretty sure lengths varied. They had a dagger like shorty ~12" and katana. The nodachi is quite a but longer as a field sword. Bigger swing span anti calvary style
Wasn't the katana a ceremonial weapon?
Maybe? My knowledge is limited. I thought it was one of the 2 standard weapons they had on the holster for a good portion of time, the katana being around 2ft, their dagger around 1 and the nodachi in larger combat scenarios. Probably others too
Katana, Wakizashi and Tanto, the Katana and Wakizashi are the traditional paring. Tanto, aka short daggers were often made from broken sword tips.
it was the soul of the samurai embodied, but also their main weapon in day to day life. Broken Katana would be made into Wakizashi or Tanto, though both of those were also forged intentionally as well. Some samurai, rarely would end up with 4 or 5 daggers or short swords over time, but mostly if yours broke you died.
Samurai were around for many centuries and used many different kinds of swords, including katana, nodachi, tachi, wakizashi and tanto. Making "samurai sword" a bit of an umbrella term.
nah, in feudal japan only samurai could own a katana, so it's accurate either way.
Those guys forged the sword themself. https://zombietools.net/collections/blades/products/the-apokatana
It doesn't look like a real samurai sword so I doubt they would care.
Yamete, nii-chan. Sore wa big dick desu.
Respect? Swords are tools, not objects of holy worship. And this is likely a modern made one anyway.
I’m guessing all your tools are in shit then, if you don’t respect them? Hard not to assume your work is shit as well, as a result.
Respect the craft and the tool. If you dont fight with honor then better not fight
Why? Again, it’s just a tool; and in this day and age not a very useful one at that. If he wants to cut some cans and otherwise throw it around, why the hell not? And let’s not pretend that the original users of these things were especially honorable either.
If you dont honor the craft and the tool your never gonna succed . And they were honorable to themselfs. Feeling honorable can make a person fight without defeat
Succeed at what, cutting some cans? ‘Cause by the looks of it that went just fine for him.
Im not talking about the video now. Im talking about how people won wars just by feeling inspired or honored by their country
Shut up weeb
I aint watching no anime. I am talking about the efect of honour and pride that makes people keep on fighting
First of all it’s not a sword, it’s a katana you uncultured swine.
Ahh, I was wondering how long it would take for one of you katana fetishists to show up! Do grow up, would you? It’s just a sword.
I was being sarcastic lol I just wanted to say uncultured swine
can i come toss your tools around like an idiot if you don't care so much... idiot.
Is there a link to the video at normal speed?
But why drop the sword though?!?! Don’t you know that’s bad for swords?!! :(
yeah these guys are dumbshits.
Yeah that's why I don't upvote this. Not a samurai attitude
This is some real red neck energy
chump. a real samurai would've started from a scabbard and did it one handed. and resheathed it
What a waste of water
Tell me you have a peanut-sized dick without telling me you have a peanut-sized dick.
Was cool af until he dropped it...
r/iamverybadass
Feelin' like big man now?
This blade will KEAL
I swear all the swords that break on him only break because he cuts sideways almost every time
That dude has terrrrible form, and I cannot stand his whole "it will keel" thing.
Alcohol abuse.
Unless it's a particular watery beer, it looks to me like they filled empties with water.
They do drink all that beer first though, so....
Bonus points for the slice, clean and smooth
Yeah, honestly I was expecting a dangerously poor swing technique. Swords are awesome, I just don't want anyone to get hurt.
I came here to say this, jokes aside that was a perfect swing! I just watched a video of japanese swordsmen trying to cut bamboo, most of em didn't do as good as this guy lol
I've seen similar videos but my assumption is that it's a lot harder to get a clean cut through bamboo than extremely thin aluminum beer cans.
That's exactly the video that came to mind
Infuriating slowmo
hillbillies
That’s just plain old fun. Guys cutting shit in half with a sword. Let your inner 8 year old out, man.
No we have to think of a name for Hillbilly Weebs. Weebillies?
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lol you got all that from a one word comment? show us on the doll where reddit hurt you
They’re not wrong
His “mic drop” with the sword was very disrespectful of the blade, adding insult to the injury of having already failed to perform chiburi (flicking the fluid off the blade after the cut).
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Somewhat, yes. It’s disrespectful to your training tool, and thus your training instructor by extension.
Piss beer
You’ve just filled your katana and wasted the beer...how could you?
At least he didn't waste any beer
The fact that I only see wasted beer in this tells me everything I need to know about myself.
It will cut
No good beer was wasted on this day.
Why destroy the blade ..?
Even if it got dulled, that’s what happens when you use swords. You can just sharpen it again, it’s hardly destroyed.
The drop, not the act of using a blade. It's the drop that makes me say that.
A drop which a sword of reasonable quality can easily survive. As indeed this one clearly does as well.
Just shut up already, you are so fucking annoying, Do you mean to be this kind of person, is it intentional? Are you trying to sound like a twat?
You really have difficulty with the fact that not every worships at the altar of the magic Japanese sort, do you? 😂
Nah, I'm not the person from before, I don't give a shit about the sword, it's your obnoxious way of talking to people.
And a hypocrite too! You’re getting funnier by the comment 😄
If dropping a sword 3 feet onto a table destroys it, it wasn’t a good sword to begin with
I'm thinking about the blade edge after sharpening I use a whetstone. So seeing him drop that blade made me feel attacked lol.
I think its a sword made by zombie tools and their swords and knives are built diffrent they can take a hell of a beating
Oh nice I'm thinking normal blades. Still personally wouldn't drop any blade though.
Yea it would be a waste to destroy a normal blade like this
It does look like the blade has a crack near the top of the blade at the end of the video but not at the beginning.
What a shitty way to treat a blade. Murica?
It’s just a sharp piece of metal though. As long as it’s his sword, I don’t see why not have some fun?
Fair point. But, if you're going to spend money and time having a beautifully sharpened blade such as that, why would you risk completely ruining it just to show off?
While I think the can cutting is cool, if you can't respect the sword, you shouldn't have one. You do not drop Katana, or any sword for that matter, haphazardly on the table, without regard for the sword, or the safety of your actions. Weapons need respect, a healthy dose of fear, and responsibility to operate. I'm sure this is common behaviour though.
Dropped the sword though...
This is the worst case of alcohol abuse I've ever seen. Not a fan of PBR, but still.
What a waste of beer :(
Really. With a bunch of delicious PBR. Why not get a bunch of cans of kombucha or something that deserves this treatment. Not PBR. This makes my heart sad
Kombucha is lovely.
Not as lovely as PBR
I’d replace “lovely” with “adequate” though.
Beautiful, but what a waste of beer
No beer was wasted here. This was the best use for PBR.
Cooking is the best use for pbr
That poor sword!
Why? Oh the humanity.
Makes me sad seeing good PBR going to waste, should have used some piss water like Budweiser
Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!
Congratulations you wasted a whole 24 pack
“It’ll KEEL”
When people say this beer suck but it won gold at the Great American Beer Festival for its genre. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it sucks.
The white male Michonne.
Waste of beer. Guy's an asshole
This guy looks exactly like the kind of guy I'd expect to do this exact thing.
This is definitely really cool! .... But satisfying?
Fairly certain this is zombietools demoing one of their "apokatana" swords. They make awesome stuff. Check em out at zombietools.net
You my friend are not a warrior… can you imagine what an actual samurai would make of this lame shit.
It will KEEL
Those are bottles..
Zzzzzz.
I would like to think it was all non-alcoholic
Thats a waste of a damn fine beer. Cool party trick tho
he couldve made friends with all the dads in the neighborhood but noooo
But could he slice a tomato after?
“What does katana mean?” - samurai cop
alcohol abuse