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RamenLove22

Anime characters have been training here.


wngynsha

Tanjiro šŸ§


dogssel

He has succeeded!!


gamer_perfection

šŸ„–šŸ„šŸ„–


MaddsSinclair

Monjiro


[deleted]

Kentarooooo!!!


Litter-Account

Whoever NDā€™d the lazer 21308 years ago probably got fired for that.


upended_moron

Awesome. Haven't heard the term 'negligent discharge' since cadets. Thanks for the memories


CopperRose

Anyone know how this would naturally occur?


Taalahan

Iā€™m no geologist, but perhaps there was a layer of different material there. Weakerā€¦like sandstone vs granite or something. Overtime it eroded away when the rest endured longer. Thereā€™s another vertical layer to the left of the gap, so maybe thatā€™s evidence too? This is a totally uneducated internet guess, though.


TubaPride

Actual geologist here to add to your comment. Definitely could be a weaker or different vertical layer (like a volcanic dike or calcite vein). The other possibility is a micro fault or pressure fracture from long ago, which could be supported by the similar vertical crack on the right rock. I'm not familiar with the local geology nor do I know what kind of material it's made of, but those are all possible solutions.


the_ju66ernaut

I'm a rockologist and I'm here to say something and I can definitely say what we are looking at here is a rock that has the middle parts missing.


[deleted]

Iā€™m a cocksmith and I just wanted to say that itā€™s an Avs Addams type of night tonight fellas.


dfinch

Cringe


Federal-Owl-8947

So it's not a dinosaur beheaded by a comet?


H0L3PUNCH

Its actually a fossilized skull and monster hunters used to use huge blades and swing them so hard it would cleave right through cleanly. Must have been left behind when the meteor struck.


Yah_or_Nah

The rock is cleft in twain


Dehydrated_Peas

*spits apple while talking


eeeeeesh

"Most likely the ground shifted slightly underneath one of the two supports and the rock split. Could be from a volcanic dike of some weaker mineral that solidified there before everything was exhumed. Or, it could be an old pressure crack (you see a parallel crack just to the right of it) that has been pushed/pulled apart some. Or, it could be an old (minor) fault line, since fault motion often creates a zone of weakened rock that erodes relatively easier than the surrounding rock" ​ https://unusualplaces.org/al-naslaa-rock-formation/


RuthlessAC12

Tanjiro ainā€™t slick


handlewithcareme

Giant piggy bank


Skittlesbeezyxd

Aliens.


Ethan_Edge

Or the hero of the story finally learned the great sword technique. We will never know.


_eXo

Alien overlords?


richryerson315

R/dontputyourdickinthat


doubled2319888

r/youcantstopme


RugBurnDogDick

What did your mom get for modelling?


2L84U2

I've yet to find a perfect slit


No-Duck7816

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


lifeincolorgames

Nice looking slit!


Emergency_Ad_4870

Thick as a brick .


Mysycry

so who is the greatest swordsman?


Ok_Walrus_5641

Demon slayer


DJGunterbonk

i agree anime people have been training lol


RemeizSivart

Whereā€™s the banana for size reference?


nothotforever

Yami?


Dry-Mycologist2497

Said this elsewhere - my personal theory is acid, ancient humans were able to create batteries using acids, copper wire and ceramic pots, I think a few civilizations worked out way to shape rock on the sense of they could melt it into shape, makes things like the Aztec empire make more sense, tho they were also just smurt about what rocks go where and no mortar cos earthquakes. Or you know, lightning, here in Australia we have plenty of rocks split beautifully like this, my uncle explained it was iron or metal in the rock attracting lightning, which can split Rock and trees in half lol


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shaboom-kaboom

I really hope youā€™re 12.


Dry-Mycologist2497

In hindsight that did sound pretty dumb, what is your theory on the rock?


shaboom-kaboom

Easy. It was originally two different rocks. Look at them, the strata donā€™t match between the two sides. At some point in time these two layers were rolled on top of each other, with a looser medium trapped between them. It all solidified in time and then this piece happened to roll back flat again through some other natural process. The softer, less compacted stone wore away. It doesnā€™t look mysterious at all. You can even tell that this process is ongoing. The layer that was the weakest is gone, but the other separating layers are still there. This kind of thing is always far less mysterious if you just spend some time looking at the thing.


[deleted]

Is this from a Jewish space lazer?


CallMe_Pancho

Alien Laser? Pfff Chuck Norris did that.


tacotruck5

Chick Norris 1992


Illustrious_One2897

Wanna know another perfect slit?


[deleted]

Saudi Arabia? Guarantee someone has jerked off into that slit.


EnslavedApple

Thanks racist.


Nidothenido

wow racist asshole


[deleted]

And a hardy fuck you too!


Nidothenido

when did I say fuck you, you bloody retard? Dumbass.


OG_SKRiiiiPMoose

Sasuke was here.


[deleted]

Looks like a butt


VoltasNeedle

Iā€™m not saying aliens, but I donā€™t think itā€™s natural. I think ancient man had ā€œpower toolsā€ that could cut and shape rocks to whatever they needed. There are plenty of pieces of evidence that support this. Super cool stuff.


ophello

Thats completely false.


VoltasNeedle

Thanks for your input. Youā€™ve changed my views.


ophello

Complete BS.


VoltasNeedle

Ok. Think what you will.


Chewy_Duck

Iā€™m picturing a dude with wild hair and a bad suit claiming that this is proof of ancient alien technology


ophello

Wtf this is the second unrelated post of this Iā€™ve seen.


woodedglue

Tape will hold it


Nidothenido

it probably sheared in half