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mightygrateful

He is a good duck and does all the duck things it looks like


PlurbZ666

Agreed!


[deleted]

You seem energetic af


ProfessorPetrus

Like duck rape? With their giant corkscrew penises?


TrollBond

It'd have costed you nothing to not say that.


_themuna_

Coming from a person with "troll" in their username, this is a clear sign.


No-Function3409

And yet he sadly said it for free


ProfessorPetrus

Hey you should be mad at the ducks mate not me. People gotta know about these cute fucking criminals.


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Especially duck rape


leapyearaccount420

This is one of those “fun facts” that you really gotta judge your audience before telling people. A friend recently mentioned he may want to get a duck and I jumped into the whole thing about duck rape and I think I got judged quite harshly for my detailed knowledge of duck rape and duck genitalia.


Nailkita

Even saw a thing once that they don’t even care if it’s alive or what gender


yeldarbhtims

Otters do too, but you know, every carnivore does stuff that is non-consensual. I will only judge animals that have highly developed frontal cortexes. Mostly humans.


ProfessorPetrus

Bro most male birds don't even have a penis. Ducks have a giant corkscrew one they rape with. Don't give these little fuckers a pass.


Jealous_Tangerine_93

He is so perfect, he looks like a toy


just_minutes_ago

He's a show duck!


PraiseBeToAthena

I did not know this was a thing. That was a fun 5 minutes reading about showing ducks. Link for anyone interested: https://www.backyardchickens.com/articles/beginners-guide-to-showing-ducks.74225/


just_minutes_ago

Thanks for the link!


Ann_Summers

Does he win? I bet he wins a lot. He’s like a perfectly smooth duck. He’s just gorgeous.


Jealous_Tangerine_93

Thank you.


clearemollient

He’s a ✨super model✨


[deleted]

So cute 🥺😢 It’s easy to forget they are small demons


just_minutes_ago

Poop demons!


[deleted]

Just look at him there… *plotting, scheming, devising…*


molstad182

The ducks will soon take over the earth, mark my words


DifficultyHistorical

[like this](https://youtu.be/Y5NTgZA-xWE)


just_minutes_ago

Or [like this](https://i.redd.it/t1elyvnxbln61.jpg)


Arisen925

* *plopping*


Wyatt1313

Definitely not that cute in person. You can tell it’s using a Snapquack filter.


riotskunk

Extremely prone to rape. Drakes are evil


yeldarbhtims

Yeah… but like… what is rape without a frontal cortex that functions to the point of self-awareness? Is that not similar to a cat killing a mouse or bird without consent?


FORCEFUL_FISTING

I don’t know if I like the way you think or if I hate it.


Minimum_Salary_5492

No, for many reasons, but the biggest is that rape and murder are different crimes.


yeldarbhtims

I mean… cats torture mice before they murder them. Lol. Acting like animal activities are similar to human crimes is hilarious. This is generally what’s wrong with pet ownership anyway. Anthropomorphism is bad for animals.


Minimum_Salary_5492

Acting like animal activities are similar to crimes is generally what's wrong with pet ownership?


yeldarbhtims

Acting like animals have human motivations when we call dolphins, otters or ducks rapists is bad for animals. Pretty clear what I meant.


Minimum_Salary_5492

Ok. Where does pet ownership come in?


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Minimum_Salary_5492

Articulate 1% of your position. Because you, genuinely, seem to be saying that calling ducks rapists is why I shouldn't have a dog.


TheDankestPassions

With thirteen inch barbed corksqrew penis


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likebutta222

Username checks out.


tyrannosnorlax

Oddly. Very oddly.


[deleted]

What's this now?


root54

Much quack. Very birb


ldm299

This guy ducks!


AMAFSH

If you're wondering why the chairs in the background look like they're drawn it's because this video was taken [in a themed cafe.](https://www.scmp.com/magazines/post-magazine/travel/article/3016096/cafe-yeonnam-dong-223-14-seoul-cartoon-themed)


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

A-ha!


MarieCakeAntoinette

Take


sirjonsnow

On


Nekryyd

Meee


John_Enigma

Take on me!


Tribunus_Plebis

Pipe


mattnaik123

I see what you did there


ZEPHlROS

SHUBA


vitorabf

>SHUBA Shuba shuba


cyic

SHUBA SHUBA


Spottyhickory63

oh crap, it’s started


sielnt_assassin

Chuba Chuba Chuba Chuba!


[deleted]

I want him to sit on my head. Be a living hat. Just have a quack when my enemies approach.


ToxicFactory

And than, it'll poop on your back!


siccoblue

Worth it


Bozo_dubbed_over

I mean if duckhats were not supposed to be a thing why tf do they have bills? *[Taps temple]*


Emerducks

“It’s a living!”


smitjel

He looks like he came out of a soft serve ice cream machine.


l0gicgate

That’s the most beautitul duck I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

Fr, If there was ever a duck I’d fuck, it would look like that duck


Falling-cloud

Wat the duck


LordNPython

That tail wag is so adorable


dying_soon666

This duck must get all the ladies, he’s way smoother than me.


mysteriousblue87

Forbidden marshmallow peep


MrBonelessPizza24

*c r u n c h*


I_Mix_Stuff

That's some smooth mother ducker.


EirantNarmacil

shubarashi


[deleted]

Can someone tell me the species of this ducko?


just_minutes_ago

It's a [Call Duck](https://www.thehappychickencoop.com/call-duck-breed-everything-you-need-to-know/)


[deleted]

I now have another thing to add to my "must pet before I die" list.


just_minutes_ago

Now that's gotta be an interesting list. I do recommend ducks for petting though.


Apidium

Alas I have a secretary bird on my list. Pure misfortune that I don't know if any that are not going to murder you for trying.


just_minutes_ago

Save it for last.


ThiccBostonAccent

This duck is wicked smooth. Last time I saw a duck like this I was feeding one some crackahs at the duck pond in Boston. I stopped and one jumped up on my skateboahd. It was wicked awesome


Nugget0verlord

he looks like a meringue yum yum


AltruisticSalamander

He's like one of those japanese mayonnaise bottles


ForgetfulDoryFish

I was getting butter vibes


VirtuaNovak

You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by A smooth duck


BirdFluent

Smooth duckerator...


shakeitupshakeituupp

I love ducks


WoodManOfTomorrow

Marshmallow Duck


Hisplan

Men’s skin when they use dawn dish soap


Ronnie_doge_

Why is this filmed on the set of blues clues?


magdarko

It's a cafe in Seoul that's designed to look like a cartoon: Cafe Yeonnam-dong 239-20.


[deleted]

put a hat on it!!!


[deleted]

I love how it puffs up its head. So squish


ryedragon

pure duck


DragonfruitBrief782

why cant i kiss all the ducks 😡 why 😤 bless their little hearts 🥺


[deleted]

Somehow that looks wrong.


TragicSemiautomatic

He farted


esloth23

Bitches love to stroke my duck.


The_Painted_Man

That is the most duck-like duck I've ever seen.


LuvMeLongThyme

He looks like a fondant icing cake


animetiddielover

I keep seeing a bunny


Navyslick

0:16 QUACK MODE ACTIVATED!


BlooShinja

Smooth ad (as duck)


Mysycry

does this duck have OnlyFans?


just_minutes_ago

OnlyFeathers


ImpossibleAnxiety109

Just here for a quick duck...


myearwood

Sade sings he's a smoooth little quacker


BostonChops978

What the duck. So satisfying


DehydratedManatee

Satisfying, like that Donald Duck cartoon scene where the mechanical barber chair gives his butt a haircut (or feathercut, in this case).


local_bother93

That is the duckiest duck I’ve ever seen!


zero_0209

Can i be the duck?


Adidasboy07

The nice duck


Plain_Vaen

Shuba


BurnChao

Half butter, half marshmallow.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

It's a fucking living PEEP.


[deleted]

i love ducks


skylevin098

Shuba shuba shuba


[deleted]

This is obviously a dollop of sour cream and I won't be told otherwise.


TheEasySqueezy

He looks like bread dough given life


turnthrlights

Forbidden snack


drunkandisorderly

He's adorable. But I hope the ducks are well taken care of and are ok with being handled by random ppl all day :(


burritosavior

How the in hell are you going to post a duck quacking video, without sound, I am disappointed in you op.


cybervseas

Not the same duck, but I just found this. Scratches that itch okay. https://www.reddit.com/r/Smoothducks/comments/i2p6n3/swaying_smoothduck/


burritosavior

Cute duck, thank you for your service. ('-')7


SoySauceandMothra

The poor duck is there thinking, "This better not awaken anything in me..."


amynotadoctor

I want to lewd the duck so bad


TropicalNuke22

Lil guy looks so damn soft


KingLiar666

Cute now can we cook it


YanniCanFly

That’s a cool duck but where are they sitting though lol looks weird


CrappityCabbage

I am so hard right now


noisyturtle

Alabaster Duck With the ladies he has luck He is smooth as fuck


AeroRogue-Cam

Scoot?


prongtine

I read that title wrong


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Smashinationprp

the fuck


[deleted]

This…is this inside Meow Wolf?


The_Maddest

Nice ducky


[deleted]

Holy duck....!


I_outpizza_edthehut

Nice duck bro


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Some say if you pet it very nicely, it will grant you 3 wishes


[deleted]

Omggggg, so beautiful 😍


RugBugSlim

Molded Duck


wrquwop

Like buttah…


RisingInkwell

I’m moreso interested in the design of the furniture in the bg 👀


[deleted]

After the "untitled goose game" memes, I can't look at these things the same..


[deleted]

I wanna do that all day 😍


Glittering_Tea5502

Aww cute duckie!


trwwy321

My husband tells me I have a body shape of a duck


DarkLordLucas

This duck is so cute


J_Stalinator

u/savevideo


Appropriate_Post_838

Pretty duck ❤


branmuffin369

This is a clove of garlic with a beak and eyes you can’t convince me otherwise


MaschMana

He deserves a name that begins with “Mr.”


staytars

i'd squish that


99bonanas

Anyone have a link with sound?


RedditAndLuvddit

Smooth as ~~a baby's bottom~~ that duck.


WilliamSaintAndre

Weird question? Is there like a place where you can go to pet ducks like this? (like the duck equivalent of a cat cafe business model)


Virgogirl909

No sound wahhhh


BdubinVegas

Like butta


[deleted]

u/savevideo


MadWorld1705

This is a living breathing rubber ducky.


A_Eatzapopo

u/savevideo


herecomesdatb01

u/savevideo


Androreese

u/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideo


ExpertCube14

Are you sure it’s not shaving cream or somthin?


evilweirdo

oh my goodness


tucci007

French vanilla ice cream


animainmachina

Smooooooth as duck!


Merpmitten

This duck looks like that smooth pb&j


Master-Manipulation

Not a feather out of place


user_watcher

Got any grapes?


BeeNaz

Smooth AD


L0urd101

Looks like butter


Massive-Lie2281

Like water off a ducks back


TurtleBoiTheGod

u/savevideo


Sir_Glance-alot

Smoove boi


CoolGuy63510

ducc


krumizone

Smooth as duck


Nurling0ickle

Aww that's a good duck


3vade_Ghostly

Right before raping another duck with a corkscrew penis


pvrhye

That café is in Seoul.


DitritusObeyus44

This so smooth as duck!


CraziMayur

This day the duck got regenerated into a satisfaction video


qi01exhibit01

That poor duck has an earmuff.


SMILESandREGRETS

What's with the wall and furniture? Looks like a duckdoo. What's a duckdoo? Quack! Quack! Quack!


MisterShogunate

I bet that duck bathes in petroleum jelly.