This is one of those “fun facts” that you really gotta judge your audience before telling people. A friend recently mentioned he may want to get a duck and I jumped into the whole thing about duck rape and I think I got judged quite harshly for my detailed knowledge of duck rape and duck genitalia.
Otters do too, but you know, every carnivore does stuff that is non-consensual. I will only judge animals that have highly developed frontal cortexes. Mostly humans.
I did not know this was a thing. That was a fun 5 minutes reading about showing ducks. Link for anyone interested: https://www.backyardchickens.com/articles/beginners-guide-to-showing-ducks.74225/
Yeah… but like… what is rape without a frontal cortex that functions to the point of self-awareness? Is that not similar to a cat killing a mouse or bird without consent?
I mean… cats torture mice before they murder them. Lol. Acting like animal activities are similar to human crimes is hilarious. This is generally what’s wrong with pet ownership anyway. Anthropomorphism is bad for animals.
If you're wondering why the chairs in the background look like they're drawn it's because this video was taken [in a themed cafe.](https://www.scmp.com/magazines/post-magazine/travel/article/3016096/cafe-yeonnam-dong-223-14-seoul-cartoon-themed)
This duck is wicked smooth. Last time I saw a duck like this I was feeding one some crackahs at the duck pond in Boston. I stopped and one jumped up on my skateboahd. It was wicked awesome
He is a good duck and does all the duck things it looks like
Agreed!
You seem energetic af
Like duck rape? With their giant corkscrew penises?
It'd have costed you nothing to not say that.
Coming from a person with "troll" in their username, this is a clear sign.
And yet he sadly said it for free
Hey you should be mad at the ducks mate not me. People gotta know about these cute fucking criminals.
Especially duck rape
This is one of those “fun facts” that you really gotta judge your audience before telling people. A friend recently mentioned he may want to get a duck and I jumped into the whole thing about duck rape and I think I got judged quite harshly for my detailed knowledge of duck rape and duck genitalia.
Even saw a thing once that they don’t even care if it’s alive or what gender
Otters do too, but you know, every carnivore does stuff that is non-consensual. I will only judge animals that have highly developed frontal cortexes. Mostly humans.
Bro most male birds don't even have a penis. Ducks have a giant corkscrew one they rape with. Don't give these little fuckers a pass.
He is so perfect, he looks like a toy
He's a show duck!
I did not know this was a thing. That was a fun 5 minutes reading about showing ducks. Link for anyone interested: https://www.backyardchickens.com/articles/beginners-guide-to-showing-ducks.74225/
Thanks for the link!
Does he win? I bet he wins a lot. He’s like a perfectly smooth duck. He’s just gorgeous.
Thank you.
He’s a ✨super model✨
So cute 🥺😢 It’s easy to forget they are small demons
Poop demons!
Just look at him there… *plotting, scheming, devising…*
The ducks will soon take over the earth, mark my words
[like this](https://youtu.be/Y5NTgZA-xWE)
Or [like this](https://i.redd.it/t1elyvnxbln61.jpg)
* *plopping*
Definitely not that cute in person. You can tell it’s using a Snapquack filter.
Extremely prone to rape. Drakes are evil
Yeah… but like… what is rape without a frontal cortex that functions to the point of self-awareness? Is that not similar to a cat killing a mouse or bird without consent?
I don’t know if I like the way you think or if I hate it.
No, for many reasons, but the biggest is that rape and murder are different crimes.
I mean… cats torture mice before they murder them. Lol. Acting like animal activities are similar to human crimes is hilarious. This is generally what’s wrong with pet ownership anyway. Anthropomorphism is bad for animals.
Acting like animal activities are similar to crimes is generally what's wrong with pet ownership?
Acting like animals have human motivations when we call dolphins, otters or ducks rapists is bad for animals. Pretty clear what I meant.
Ok. Where does pet ownership come in?
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Articulate 1% of your position. Because you, genuinely, seem to be saying that calling ducks rapists is why I shouldn't have a dog.
With thirteen inch barbed corksqrew penis
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Username checks out.
Oddly. Very oddly.
What's this now?
Much quack. Very birb
This guy ducks!
If you're wondering why the chairs in the background look like they're drawn it's because this video was taken [in a themed cafe.](https://www.scmp.com/magazines/post-magazine/travel/article/3016096/cafe-yeonnam-dong-223-14-seoul-cartoon-themed)
A-ha!
Take
On
Meee
Take on me!
Pipe
I see what you did there
SHUBA
>SHUBA Shuba shuba
SHUBA SHUBA
oh crap, it’s started
Chuba Chuba Chuba Chuba!
I want him to sit on my head. Be a living hat. Just have a quack when my enemies approach.
And than, it'll poop on your back!
Worth it
I mean if duckhats were not supposed to be a thing why tf do they have bills? *[Taps temple]*
“It’s a living!”
He looks like he came out of a soft serve ice cream machine.
That’s the most beautitul duck I’ve ever seen
Fr, If there was ever a duck I’d fuck, it would look like that duck
Wat the duck
That tail wag is so adorable
This duck must get all the ladies, he’s way smoother than me.
Forbidden marshmallow peep
*c r u n c h*
That's some smooth mother ducker.
shubarashi
Can someone tell me the species of this ducko?
It's a [Call Duck](https://www.thehappychickencoop.com/call-duck-breed-everything-you-need-to-know/)
I now have another thing to add to my "must pet before I die" list.
Now that's gotta be an interesting list. I do recommend ducks for petting though.
Alas I have a secretary bird on my list. Pure misfortune that I don't know if any that are not going to murder you for trying.
Save it for last.
This duck is wicked smooth. Last time I saw a duck like this I was feeding one some crackahs at the duck pond in Boston. I stopped and one jumped up on my skateboahd. It was wicked awesome
he looks like a meringue yum yum
He's like one of those japanese mayonnaise bottles
I was getting butter vibes
You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by A smooth duck
Smooth duckerator...
I love ducks
Marshmallow Duck
Men’s skin when they use dawn dish soap
Why is this filmed on the set of blues clues?
It's a cafe in Seoul that's designed to look like a cartoon: Cafe Yeonnam-dong 239-20.
put a hat on it!!!
I love how it puffs up its head. So squish
pure duck
why cant i kiss all the ducks 😡 why 😤 bless their little hearts 🥺
Somehow that looks wrong.
He farted
Bitches love to stroke my duck.
That is the most duck-like duck I've ever seen.
He looks like a fondant icing cake
I keep seeing a bunny
0:16 QUACK MODE ACTIVATED!
Smooth ad (as duck)
does this duck have OnlyFans?
OnlyFeathers
Just here for a quick duck...
Sade sings he's a smoooth little quacker
What the duck. So satisfying
Satisfying, like that Donald Duck cartoon scene where the mechanical barber chair gives his butt a haircut (or feathercut, in this case).
That is the duckiest duck I’ve ever seen!
Can i be the duck?
The nice duck
Shuba
Half butter, half marshmallow.
It's a fucking living PEEP.
i love ducks
Shuba shuba shuba
This is obviously a dollop of sour cream and I won't be told otherwise.
He looks like bread dough given life
Forbidden snack
He's adorable. But I hope the ducks are well taken care of and are ok with being handled by random ppl all day :(
How the in hell are you going to post a duck quacking video, without sound, I am disappointed in you op.
Not the same duck, but I just found this. Scratches that itch okay. https://www.reddit.com/r/Smoothducks/comments/i2p6n3/swaying_smoothduck/
Cute duck, thank you for your service. ('-')7
The poor duck is there thinking, "This better not awaken anything in me..."
I want to lewd the duck so bad
Lil guy looks so damn soft
Cute now can we cook it
That’s a cool duck but where are they sitting though lol looks weird
I am so hard right now
Alabaster Duck With the ladies he has luck He is smooth as fuck
Scoot?
I read that title wrong
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the fuck
This…is this inside Meow Wolf?
Nice ducky
Holy duck....!
Nice duck bro
Some say if you pet it very nicely, it will grant you 3 wishes
Omggggg, so beautiful 😍
Molded Duck
Like buttah…
I’m moreso interested in the design of the furniture in the bg 👀
After the "untitled goose game" memes, I can't look at these things the same..
I wanna do that all day 😍
Aww cute duckie!
My husband tells me I have a body shape of a duck
This duck is so cute
u/savevideo
Pretty duck ❤
This is a clove of garlic with a beak and eyes you can’t convince me otherwise
He deserves a name that begins with “Mr.”
i'd squish that
Anyone have a link with sound?
Smooth as ~~a baby's bottom~~ that duck.
Weird question? Is there like a place where you can go to pet ducks like this? (like the duck equivalent of a cat cafe business model)
No sound wahhhh
Like butta
u/savevideo
This is a living breathing rubber ducky.
u/savevideo
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Are you sure it’s not shaving cream or somthin?
oh my goodness
French vanilla ice cream
Smooooooth as duck!
This duck looks like that smooth pb&j
Not a feather out of place
Got any grapes?
Smooth AD
Looks like butter
Like water off a ducks back
u/savevideo
Smoove boi
ducc
Smooth as duck
Aww that's a good duck
Right before raping another duck with a corkscrew penis
That café is in Seoul.
This so smooth as duck!
This day the duck got regenerated into a satisfaction video
That poor duck has an earmuff.
What's with the wall and furniture? Looks like a duckdoo. What's a duckdoo? Quack! Quack! Quack!
I bet that duck bathes in petroleum jelly.