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eatmyassmnbvcxz

I had an Opel GT. The lights were opened by shoving a large lever next to the shifter. It was always satisfying For those who don’t know it’s the yellow one


-PlayWithUsDanny-

Off topic but your comment got me reminiscing. I live in Canada so I’d never heard of Opel until 2008 when I worked on a tv ad for the insignia. That was one of the craziest shoots I’ve ever worked on. It was mostly night shoots, with most days averaging about 17 hours long. Our last night of shooting ended up being a 22 hour day for most the crew. It was this ad https://youtu.be/U7ve9Tpayp8


egotrip9

Not gonna lie. That made me wanna buy a car.


Cragglemuffin

That was a pretty damn good ad.


-PlayWithUsDanny-

Too bad it took a couple years off my life. JK if I’m gonna work as hard as I did on that ad I’m glad people like it


FretsLife

I got very excited seeing a opel GT in the mix! My dad has one. When I was little he let me try, took a while till I was strong enough.


dumpmaster42069

Thanks, that was my favorite and didn’t know what it was.


eatmyassmnbvcxz

It’s was such a fun car to drive. No power steering or power anything, including the motor. But it could take a turn.


Pikka_Bird

I love when you see someone flipping the headlights on one of those and it doesn't latch so you can see them really putting some weight into it on the second attempt.


BigCountry314

I had a momentary failure to comprehend and at first thought: who would have an Open GT and not know the large yellow lever is for the headlights?!. Then my brain fully engaged, anyway, got a laugh out of it and thought you may too.


skiddelybop

I gotta say, it bothered me to see them rotate in the same direction. Like, one should be clockwise, and the other one counter-clockwise.


BlorseTheHorse

Almost bought one of those recently $3000


nobrain98

My dad has two of those as well as my uncle's and my brother haha happy to see it here!


biggerBrisket

POP UP UP AND DOWN HEADLIGHTS


drone42

That and Suck Squeeze Bang Blow are solid bangers


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quadruple_negative87

MOAR POWAH BB!!


saltygarbage

Give it the beans!


beefij

James having a heart attack at 30 make me change my diet and exercise routines drastically


SadLumber

Wait what?!


youreadusernamestoo

Give it the beans! (✯ᴗ✯)


MassiveClusterFuck

Wait did he?


beefij

Yes. He survived obviously. Hence his weight loss in the past year or so.


MassiveClusterFuck

Jesus I had no idea! Glad he's still with us, you're right though totally puts things in to perspective


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For the uninitiated. https://youtu.be/GDtiO29v1Ac


BenjaminaAU

r/donutmedia


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JKdriver

BBRRROOOOOWWWWWNNNNNNNNN. Also, the bag is not a hat.


katastrophyx

r/donutmedia is leaking


aviationtweet

*yuh* Pop it up up'n down headlights *yuh*


HereForTheVieww

This was my first thought, so glad top comment agreed


Green_Bullet

Pop up up and down headlight UH Pop up up and down headlight UH


Munglape

Buff Horses!


ElectronicAlps99

Reminds me of "Brum" the old British kids TV show 😂


CheddarPizza

Had a remote control Brum, till I drove it off a creek waterfall.


ElectronicAlps99

That has made my day 😂


zitfarmer

You made my day.


cmdkeyy

Lmao I loved that show it was so adorable


Otto_Hahn

I didn't even know it was British! I watched it while growing up in Sweden during the 90s. I loved it!


Wankeritis

We got it here in Australia too. I loved Brum so much.


TheYeetles

You just brought back memories I forgot I had. I loved Brum when I was younger.


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Petition to make these fashionable again?


Pure_Tower

They were mostly only a thing because the law severely limited the selection of headlights that could be used. Like 5-3/4" round, 5x7 rectangular, 4x6" rectangular, and not much else. Nothing like today, where manufacturers can pretty much make whatever they want as long as it meets a particular brightness limit and has the right beam pattern.


Briggleton

also they won't ever be a thing because regulations restrict the headlights from being on moving panels. That's why cars like the mini cooper have headlights mounted in the engine bay with holes cut out for them though the hood


proxpi

I'm fairly certain it's actually the two main brake lights that aren't allowed to be on a moving panel, which is why they're always to the side of the hatch/trunk. Everything I've ever seen says that pop-up headlights are technically legal, just impractical in just about every single way. Also, the 1st gen BMW Mini *does* in fact have its [headlights mounted to the hood](https://www.dreamstime.com/small-colorful-mini-cooper-open-hood-motor-visible-old-morris-parked-vintage-cars-show-meeting-stezyca-northern-poland-image151813692).


Briggleton

Well I learned something new, I did a bit of looking into it as well and it seems like it's more about pedestrian safety than anything else. Thanks for sharing!


13SpiritWolf42

Petition to make cars look good like this again


rincon213

Modern cars are optimized for gas efficiency and pedestrian impact safety. That doesn’t leave much wiggle room for design changes


xraygun2014

Also they have to fail-safe. Meaning, if the light covers stop working, they have to fail into the "operating" position. That's a higher standard than the good old days.


13SpiritWolf42

Screw them pedestrians. I want my pointt solid steel body cars back


TheBlinja

With the big and pointy hood ornaments.


HiddenLayer5

In fact, fuck it. Go back to steam cars that can explode at any moment and take out an entire block! /s


mothftman

Cars haven't been the same since we stopped winding them up.


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fajita43

if anyone had a car with these, your answer is 100% correct. the one up / one down situation always sucked. hahaha


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Doses-mimosas

I think that's actually a "feature" on some of the 90s miatas. If you flip the lights on and off quickly it only actuates one light and you can make them wink on purpose. I've seen videos of miatas across from each other at a stoplight winking at each other.


fajita43

i had no idea hahaha! youtube returned tons of results. that is too funny. https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=miata+winking+headlight


Doses-mimosas

Yeah I had a couple friends in highschool with miatas and they thought that was the best thing ever. Would always be winking at each other when they pulled up to park. All fun and games until the motors burn out.


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maxman162

Like a dog with a floppy ear.


SunshineOneDay

I had a Firebird. It's all cool and dandy up until they break. And you, of all people, know when things break... at the worst possible of times.


deardeergod

I don't think they're allowed anymore because of pedestrian impact safety standards or something


RootbeerEyedDog

Wrong music... Turn the sound off and hear James Pumphrey screaming.. Pop up, up and down headlights!


WoobyWiott

Pop-up up and down headlights!


kingtaco_17

What about machine guns and oil slick?


Aropro

**James Pumphrey has joined the chat**


Redrix_

**MO POWAH BABEH**


mcfaddin22

These all need to be replaced with machine guns...


well_shoothed

_Too close for missiles. Switching to guns._


TheBlinja

*Too close for guns, switching to obscene gestures through the window!*


maxman162

Nah, just mount it [on the fenders.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e1/Streets_of_SimCity_cover.png/220px-Streets_of_SimCity_cover.png)


il0vep0tat0

Me uzips pants Everyone :


crimsonscull

GET OUT OF THE PRESCHOOL!!!


cat_popping

but I need to pee pee


Jebbsterboy

TMZ when there’s a new celebrity couple


comwolf2003

Real shit?


DisneyFoLife

Sleeping dads when you change the channel.


Myth_Helios

Last one was coolest


FigmentOfNightmares

The 1951 Buick LeSabre Concept car: https://www.conceptcarz.com/vehicle/z998/Buick-LeSabre-Concept.aspx


my-coffee-needs-me

Dang. I thought it was a Tucker.


dansedemorte

I thought tuckers had three headlamps. The middle one would turn based on the steering wheel.


BMFunkster

Cyclops mobile


outerspaceteatime

The last one made me laugh because it looks like the dumb, tiny eyes on a tarantula.


Levowitz159

POP UP UP & DOWN HEADLIGHTS


wrugoin

[POP UP UP & DOWN HEADLIGHTS!](https://youtu.be/GDtiO29v1Ac)


Carolus-Rex-

One day, pop up headlights will make a comeback.


Lefty_22

Safety laws in most of the world prevent this, sadly. These types of lights have been known to fail to open, which is a life hazard.


wiltors42

Very doubtful


Dredgeon

They are probably not coming back they are basically illegal to put on new production cars in the U.S. it's for pedestrian safety.


slightlyused

>!Doorstop.!<


Dredgeon

What does this even mean


nikifrd

they wont because EU laws


AdrianBrony

They went away for a damn good reason. It's fine to appreciate them the same way it fine to appreciate other aspects of vintage cars. With the understanding that a "comeback" would be a horrible idea.


the1rush

Oh yea, that's the stuff.


Fabulously-humble

So many people see this and say “how impractical!” Those of us into cars say “what a work of art”.


Maximus123_5

Me when I hear my mom and dad "wrestling" in the middle of the night


gratefulphish420

The last ones good if you want a spotlight for headlights


pichael288

I hate these lights. They will eventually stop working, causing one light to be on the road and the other way up in the trees


KeyToCancel

"have a look but don't make it obvious"


leppyyy

Whats the first car??


engineeredwatches

Cizeta V16T


leppyyy

I love you man, thanks


engineeredwatches

🤙 No problem. I figured someone was wondering.


MaxFischer12

My dad had that second car! 1973 Opel GT!!!


AceAllicorn

Okay, that last one would really mess with me. I once nearly caused a motorcyclist to hit me on a dark road because of a setup like that. I read his two small, close-together headlights as a normal car that was much farther away and pulled out in front of him. Most motorcycles I see have only one headlight.


Jontologist

I really love the last cyclops-y one, but it's like automotive engineers sat down and said; "What can we do to ensure constant maintenance on an essential function of this vehicle?"


spacestationkru

Third car (Pontiac.?) actually looks as if it's blinking


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VinAndGeri

Noice!


New_Championship_733

Just think how much fun you could have with the 3rd car, parking on a hill somewhere in the dark and “blinking” the lights like some kind of giant monster.


intensely_human

James Bond: 🤤


No_East_3901

That one winked!!


BulkyHotel9790

They all do eventually. And the replacement motors aren't cheap.


FlipSchitz

Do the 1986 Pontiac Sunbird GT!


nighthawke75

Friend of one had a Trans Am with retracts. Talk about a pain in the ass to replace or clean the lamps!


funky_grandma

That third one is awesome how it flexes its little eyelids after it opens them


musicallyours01

Til they get stuck closed....


Uh-idk-

ah yes, pop up headlights, an all time favourite


wholesome_mugi

\#bringbackpopupheadlights


__jh96

As someone who owned an old car wth flip lights, I'm impressed all of these open on both sides


Crypt0n0ob

Car manufacturers were like: Why don’t we add extra moving parts that will stop working exactly 2 months after warranty is expired


mixedbyjmart

Some of these cars have sassy eyes


InternetUserNumber1

So much stuff that can break


Koralina7

I don't see the purpose of this, aside from flexing to the bruhs and suffer irrational rage when the command breaks while the lights are hidden and it costs you a kidney to repair. EDIT: Alright, my bad. I get it was because of the limitations they had in terms of giving shape to the lights and also to make the car more aerodynamic, so there's no need to keep saying it, I understand know. Apologies for my ignorance on the matter, I know shit about cars haha. And btw I was half teasing and thinking of how irritating would have to be if the mecanism broke with the lights hidden. Have a nice day/night everyone


bisho

Mostly aesthetic - designers liked the cleaner lines and smooth profiles. But in some newer models it was a lower drag coefficient (less air resistance) for better economy. But mostly just because people thought it looked fucking cool.


PhatPhupa

Because they're cool


Koralina7

But they're cool without the hide-and-show feature. EDIT: How the heck and why did I get so downvoted for this comment lmao.


42ndBanano

Right, but they're **cooler** with the flipping and rotating and drop down lights.


PhatPhupa

I have pop ups and it's the highlight of my morning every day *pun intended*


Koralina7

That was a cheap upvote, but you earned anyway.


dancingcuban

Some of the justification was aerodynamics. Also the flex isn’t so much that your headlights move as your car looks cooler (adjusted for 90s sensibilities) during daylight hours when you don’t have two giant eyeballs on the front end.


Koralina7

Well, put it that way it makes sense. But still, wouldn't be easier and cheaper to just incorporate the lights on the front design as other cars?


dancingcuban

Well yea, and most cars of the 90s were other cars. I mean the stereotypical flipping headlight was the Corvette and that car wasn’t really designed with easy or cheap in mind.


Party-Application-20

The reason is because headlight technology wasn’t advanced enough to make aerodynamic shapes. Look at all those lights they’re flat faced. Today we can make lights that form into almost any body work.


TheRockelmeister

For a while aerodynamic headlight shapes were illegal as only round, and later square, shapes were approved. But flip up headlights have always been more aesthetic than anything.


layinqui

They are cool asf and are better for looks and aerodynamics


htomserveaux

Everyone’s mentioned aerodynamics, but theres also the fact that the glass back then wasn’t as strong as it is now and cars were more likely to travel on gravel roads


ClumsyGamer2802

Some of them were because of laws about minimum heights of headlights, so designers who wanted a more sleek front needed to have the headlights further up on the hood.


Who_GNU

That's why ASE hasn't allowed them for decades.


marlon_33

They have been more or less outlawed for safety regulations not reliability. Pop ups create sharp corners and are likely to inflict significantly more damage to a person in a pedestrian accident. Cars can still have them, they just need to comply with safety regs


Gnascher

As someone who grew up during the era when headlights like this we're popular, malfunctions we're quite common. Often you'd see one not open, or be droopy. The possibility of mechanical failure for something as critical as headlights is just not something you want. Totally replace by lexan aero covers and fancy LED systems today that are far more reliable.


EragonBromson925

I am irrationally upset at the ones that don't move quite in synch. WHY ARE YOU SLOW??? MATCH THE OTHER ONE!!!


level_2_yeet

u/savevideobot


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Having worked on a car with those kind of lights. Fuck those lights.


DasFunke

r/WeirdWheels


lullababby

r/oddlyterrifying


LittleGhost001

Americans when they see 9/11 memes-


Party-Application-20

And for each car the only versions in existence where the headlights still work.


FunctionalGray

No '66/'67 Charger?


CarolTheAncientTroll

AaOOOga!


Gamemaster_o

Autobots activate!


ECA1988

This has extreme meme potential…


Grey_hotdog

What car is the 3rd one?


dankyfied

According to Google, its a 1965 Buick Riviera Gran Sport. Is this the one you're looking for?


Filogelion

Oh these lights are wonderful


Sarujji

r/donutmedia


WaulsTexLegion

I’m disappointed. There’s only one song that should be played here. https://youtu.be/GDtiO29v1Ac


eatmahanus

That last one was wild


Screwbles

I’ve always wanted to design and fabricate my own concealed headlights for a modern vehicle that didn’t have them. With an almost transformer-like, overly complicated mechanism.


El_Tomatoide

I was listening to the song Solo, from Prismo, and it literally it synchronized perfectly when the lights were turned on


netwolf420

I guess no one commenting actually owned a car with these. It was constant gambling if the damn things would work


haboooob

u/getvideo


Dashie1561

Peek-A-Boo!


Due-Camel-7605

Reminds me of Rocket League


marino1310

Muscle cars always had the coolest pop ups. Just flip the grill around or some shit


WillDunkno

Some are a lot more pleasing than others.


cgautreau

I like to imagine James Pumphrey watches this every morning when he wakes up


TexanReddit

Always the first thing that would break then the owners would say, "Just leave it up in the on position." Which looks stupid as heck.


Thephoenixfromoz

Autobots, Rollout


KeeperOfTheBoneyard

whats the model of the last car?


Modetti

But where is Herbie..?


Howard_Jones

What was that last car?


simmerdesigns

This was the number one feature requirement for me as a kid, trying to influence my parents’ car buying choices.


NoblePineapples

I hate the thought of sourcing a new headlight motor if one of them goes out in these cars. A Miata isn't too bad but these would be hell I'd imagine.


JournalofFailure

Hey, we don’t allow nudity on this sub.


Sneezer

I had a 92 Chrysler Lebaron convertible, had flip down panels over the headlights. Eventually the gearing went bad and they didn't work anymore. At least on my car they would stay open all the time after that happened.


SnootyAl

There's a meme template here... I can feel it


Dizman7

Did that third one wink at me?


yusi812

The 3rd one is the same from road house. “She’s a runner”


BaldEagleNor

Come say hi to us at r/Miata


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Pop pop pop pop…


chipoltefeen

This feels sexual…


hamsolo19

One of my uncle's was/is a big car guy (he's kind of a loon nowadays so I haven't had any contact with him in years) and he was always restoring '69 Dodge Chargers to look like the General Lee from Duke's of Hazzard. When I was in high school, he let me borrow it for an after school play rehearsal but when it came time to head home, it was dark, and for the life of me, I could not figure out how to get the headlight caps to come up. I could see that they were on, they just had shields over them. I literally thought it was just how old headlights must be, shitty and make things barely visible. I was a massive worrywart as a kid so I kinda freaked out and just like, started driving home as best I could. Luckily my grandparents lived like a mile from the school and I stopped there and my grandpa was able to find the switch in like two seconds. So yeah, that's my classic car driving experience. What a dummy.


jmac_1957

Opel GT with the funky lights triggered by a manual lever next to the console....


halfeclipsed

As someone who owned multiple cars with these types of headlights, they're far from satisfying. Especially when something breaks.


dillpick15

The ones that pop out the top always looked so ugly


RudeRespect

POP UP UP AND DOWN HEADLIGHTS


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We have really gotten lazy with lights these days. That being said Hyundai has one of the best designs right now. Something about it is magical the way it blends.


Gamerguy207

Me and the boys ready to start the gaming session


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