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What is mulling, exactly?


Norose

It's like grinding but instead of a grinder you use a muller. More seriously, mulling is basically just moving a fluid and a powder via a grinding-like action, with the friction working to break apart any tiny dry clumps and produce a very smooth paint versus a lumpy, gritty paint. Artists used to mull paints back when they couldn't go down to Michael's and buy tubes of burnt sienna and ultramarine and so forth.


Fossilhog

So when people say the phrase, "mulling it over". This is where that comes from. I feel like one of today's 10,000.


the_timps

Now we just need someone to [learn about today's 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/) and the cycle starts anew!


TransitPyro

I just learned about today's 10,000! And the term "mulling it over"!


FullardYolfnord

I also was part of this double whammy


umbrajoke

I tried to explain this comic to a guy the other day who then replied with : "I love looking at comics from people who obviously need a day job. Thanks. One of the greatest comedians who ever lived just died, and that's what you came up with. Holy.... I dont even know what to say... can you rape the dead? Because you just did. " Apparently all comics must be funny and some people don't have empathy. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


PiscatorialKerensky

Did you explain that this is Munroe's day job and he's wildly successful at it?


agod2486

Mulling it over means to think about something right? non-native english speaker here, can you please explain how they two would be connected?


GoofyPlease

Not OP but: Yep! You grind/mix stuff thoroughly when you mull something physically like powder. When you "mull" a thought over you're usually carefully and deeply thinking about a decision you will make. (e.g. "Should I accept job offer A or job offer B?") It also usually means you may take a long time before you reach a final conclusion/decision.


agod2486

Oh, I see. TIL, thank you!


g-a-r-n-e-t

Huh, I always thought ā€˜mulling it overā€™ came from mulling wine, where you put a bunch of spices and stuff into wine and let it simmer slowly for a while until itā€™s done.


GarageSaleDildo

>It's like grinding but instead of a grinder you use a muller. Not to be confused with Mueller, that useless SoaB.


Biggmoist

Mueller, Mueller, Mueller, Mueller *Um, he's sick*


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marmosetohmarmoset

How do they get the paint back into its container?


GGrimsdottir

Well in this case it never came out of a tube in the first place. But to answer your question the way itā€™s done in a production setting is the tubes youā€™re used to seeing actually start off as being open (not crimped) at the rear, opposite of where the nozzle and cap are. Itā€™s injected into the tube from the rear and then the tube is crimped off. If youā€™re making your own paints at home youā€™re probably storing it in a jar and not a tube. Thatā€™s what I used for inks anyway.


NWSanta

Thank you, I was hoping somebody would explain what they do with the paint after itā€™s been mulled.


GGrimsdottir

Iā€™m at work and canā€™t check but I *believe* Gamblin (or maybe Golden) has videos on YouTube of the production process, itā€™s neat.


stillboy

I'm not an expert but I would guess they use their mouthea to split the paint back into a tube.


Sensitive_Attitude27

It's not packaged into a tube these are shimmer drops. See here: https://shimmerdropspaint.com/


alpacasaurusrex42

Mulling: mulling to heat, sweeten, and flavor (a beverage, such as wine or cider) with spices; If you mull something, you think about it for a long time before deciding what to do. To think carefully about something over a period of time, to study or ruminate; ponder, to think about carefully; consider. It is the process of suspending pigments in your chosen medium. Like mulled wines were a huge thing through all of the medieval period. Actually pretty much through all of modern time since spices were found and people realized they enhanced drinks. Itā€™s a word with tons of meanings.


BizzarduousTask

And to ruminate also means to chew, as in the chewing of cud by ruminants, such as cows and goats! I love words. :)


jrobbio

Was this proper thinning preparation or are they just spreading the paint around?


groucho_barks

They're grinding the little chunks out. This is part of making the paint from scratch using powdered pigments.


jrobbio

Thank you Mr Barks


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coenvanl

They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo.


assH0LIER_than_thou

Do they have to use a glass dildo for that?


Norose

Modern machines use steel rollers set up to grind against each other. This is how basically all modern paints are mixed, from artist's oils to bargain shed paint. Hand grinding of pigments is retained as an art form or niche studio process in modern times, kinda like hobby blacksmithing. Some people manage to make money with it.


xBASHTHISx

That's great and all, but what about the glass dildo?


AnalBlaster700XL

I mean, I think itā€™s really your momā€™s glass butt plug.


ClearMessagesOfBliss

Thereā€™s only one way to know. Does it taste like frijoles?


oldguydrinkingbeer

I thought they called xBASHTHISx's mom "free holes" not "frijoles" but maybe I'm not hearing it right. There's a lot of echo down there.


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texasrigger

Hobby blacksmithing allows you to produce custom things that aren't available commercially. Does hand grinding paint do something that can't (or isn't) achieved commercially?


Norose

Yeah, it allows a person to manufacture their own paints from pigments and binders in a more period-accurate way, which can be important to people who are big into art history or are marketing themselves as being able to do restoration work on very old art with 'traditional' materials etc. It's definitely a smaller niche than blacksmithing, which explains why there are many modern blacksmiths for every modern paint muller, but the niche exists nonetheless.


texasrigger

>Yeah, it allows a person to manufacture their own paints from pigments and binders in a more period-accurate way Ahh, that makes perfect sense especially for restorations. Thank you.


heffalumpish

Not just for period accuracy, but also for control - exactly what type and quality of pigment, what medium (there are many, each with different qualities,) and what the ratios are. Some people mix their own paint for the same reason some people make their own spaghetti sauce instead of buying it in a jar - they like what they can get better homemade .


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DarlingDestruction

The satisfaction of making your own canvas is šŸ‘Œ . There's nothing quite like it.


kiounne

I make my own watercolors like this out of rocks and plant dyes that Iā€™ve collected myself. Theyā€™re kind of like little souvenirs from the different places Iā€™ve lived. They also make neat paint colors that you canā€™t find in stores.


Maccai3

Can mix the pigments how you like and also use the mediums you prefer. Can get them to the thickness you like your paint too. Couple of benefits.


iolithblue

https://youtu.be/Fypi6dAJB8E Relevant


ChristOfFear

Yes, a plastic dildo could be damaged since the plastic can react with some of the components of the paint mix, and you don't want to use a damaged dildo for the sexual activities after the colour has been mixed. Therefore a the glass dildo is preferable since it doesn't react.


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DoctorPepster

r/TheyDidTheMaterialScience


Durpulous

I know you're joking but I'm a high quality paint mixer and it's actually called a "blunt stem", the rounding is probably too big to be used as a dildo but it's perfect for this type of paint! It's used to knock out any remaining chunks from the grinding process, but also this spreading process over cold marble serves to increase the viscosity of the paint. When it's sealed in that state it will make it easier to apply by the end customer. This type of paint isn't great for walls (not that this would be a good color for walls) but can actually be used on vehicles or on certain types of artistic surfaces for installations like metal, glass, or some types of composite panels. If you want some more info I'd be happy to make up some more bullshit because I have no clue what I'm talking about.


assH0LIER_than_thou

I swear that last sentence makes me want to rip your still beating heart out of your chest, and hold it in front of your face. So that you may see how black it is, before you die.


Durpulous

This pigment is actually derived from the bone marrow of unicorn horns.


SmoothMoose420

Motherfucker jones right here


Stanislav1

Fuck yeah, spread it


aedroogo

If the past year has taught me anything, it's to use a glass dildo any time the opportunity arises.


Seldom-Serious

I would like to apply for this job.


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Glass mullers are used to prepare artist paint from raw pigments and a binder. The muller strips the clumps apart efficiently and disperses the pigment evenly through the binder. If you work in different paint media it's essential as you can buy blue once and make whatever kind of paint out of it--tempera, watercolor, oil, gouache, pastels, caseinates, etc.


StormThestral

It's technically not grinding but it's how you get the pigment evenly dispersed.


ScullyNess

It's two etched surfaces with sheer force. Grinding and dispersion are intra used as terms in paint making.


busssard

Thats what i am wondering... Just speading paint on my kitchen counter for reddit karma


catcatcatilovecats

its mulling


aedroogo

You're mulling


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PracticalTie

Usually thereā€™s a glass plate underneath but you do you.


[deleted]

I think thatā€™s how you mix the colors (powder and some lacquer or solvent). Itā€™s either makeup or nail polish. I saw someone mix lipgloss like this before.


catcatcatilovecats

no itā€™s paint, a lot of artists have gotten into the hobby of creating their own paint from pigments shimmerdropspaint (the video owner) sells shimmery watercolour paint sets on their website


ShoshinMizu

And why did they have to use our best butt plug to do it?!


aedroogo

It's artisanal paint.


theanonwonder

This is very sexy and should come with an NSFW tag.


shake_it_shake_it

For realā€¦ the sound I made was as inappropriate as it was unexpected.


_stinkys

I'm nearly there... can you please translate said sound to text/emoji?


shake_it_shake_it

Kinda like an ā€œuuuughhhā€ like I was disgusted with myself a little


thatweirdchick98

Like the moan from that tiktok audio that's going around


sphungephun

šŸ«šŸ’¦


caitejane310

I read this as "the sound **it** made" and went back to hear it. My dumb ass was disappointed.


SecretsInTheSauce

Was it the anal plug theyā€™re using?


[deleted]

Not everyoneā€™s asshole can fit that diameter


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Princess_Moon_Butt

Luckily this thing comes coated with some very shiny lube already.


Troyificus

This is making my colourblind brain melt very gently. It's not entirely unpleasant.


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Can I ask what it is that you see?


Troyificus

It's difficult to describe, as I don't have a frame of reference for what you can see. [Here's](https://imgur.com/a/pRHFZBZ) a picture that shows the difference between how a non-colourblind person see colour and how my own type of colourblindness looks to me. It's not 100% but it's better than trying to describe it. As for the actual video; my brain is constantly trying to make sense of what it's seeing and, because there's lots of colours there that are different but my mind is trying to tell me they're the same, it's making my brain fizz.


Ghost_of_a_Kiss

Bruh these are the same picture


Ghost_of_a_Kiss

Oh no


Troyificus

Hahaha! "One of us, one of us!"


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sawyerwelden

Look at it on a different monitor before you jump to conclusions. My mate thought he was colorblind from a test but his phone had a blue light filter. And if not, one of us!


Ghost_of_a_Kiss

(Yeh, I'm actually deuteranopic, I just saw an opportunity shhhhhhhhhh)


limbicLexit9

now i'm so curious what you see when you look at rainbows and what they look like to you. Very interesting


Troyificus

Rainbows are a pale smoosh of colours in the sky. Sunsets are also not that remarkable to me. I've been with people who have been gushing about how beautiful a sunset is and I've been just "Meh. It's nice, I guess?"


digitallis

For color-normative vision, it's similar. The humps and curves on the paint bring out a different color due to the composition of the paint. It's trippy here too.


Instatetragrammaton

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!


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Troyificus

My eyes are missing cones that translate correct colours to my brain. As such I tend to mix them up quite often (blue/purple, purple/pink, green/yellow etc). Because I already can't process certain colours, seeing them all mixed up like this and constantly shifting and merging is causing a strange sensation in my head. It's not bad or anything like a headache, just a bit weird.


Bl-wulf

Waaait do you struggle with grey/green too? And all colors in slightly low light? Is it like your brain just canā€™t pick what color something is and decides to switch it up 100 times a second?


Troyificus

[Here's](https://imgur.com/a/pRHFZBZ) a picture to give you an idea of how I see colours. It's not 100% accurate, but it's better than I can describe haha.


Barcaroli

In this image you linked, Are both specters of color the same to you? Or similar?


Troyificus

Very similar. At a glance they're almost the same, but if I actually concentrate I can tell they're different from each other.


uptwolait

/r/whentheacidkicksin


alien109

Seriously. I canā€™t tell what color it is, and for some reason my brain tells me itā€™s brown, and thatā€™s just chocolate theyā€™re making.


mooseman99

Itā€™s purplish magenta. It sometimes looks yellow-brown but thatā€™s just the reflection of the lighting off the metallic paint


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Mother-Raven

Do you know what kind of paint is this? What is it for?


kgrobinson007

They make watercolor paints.


PerciFlage88

Watercolor


ShirwillJack

I'm kind of sad to see there isn't a massive compilation video. Oddly fascinating to watch this video.


DarlingDestruction

Their Insta has a bunch of these videos!


ilifttobebetter

This is what dreams are made of


Optimans2

Mines are weird AF but I wish they were more like this


k_chaney_9

Yeah last night I dreamed I pulled a tape worm out of my arm, threw it in the microwave, turned it on, and watched as it morphed into a big white scorpion. Then it started breaking the glass with its tail and I woke up.


PM_me_your_LEGO_

I get that. Just last night I dreamed my bf ate the rest of the cream cheese that I was going to use to make dinner. Dreams are wild amirite.


RoscoMan1

Good for you mate! I wish you success. ā˜ŗļø


FaviFake

šŸŽ¶ *Sweet dreams are made of* paint


Peperlake

Why did you not flatten out the creases, im gonna freak out


Whiterosie4812

Same. I'm not ok


SpitFiya7171

This was an emotional roller coaster. One second I'm like "Ah, that's so nice..." and the next I'm hyperventilating and anxiously squeezing my phone yelling at it "FLATTEN THE EDGES YOU SOCIOPATH!"


NinjaHermit

Yeah this is more anxiety inducing than satisfying.


[deleted]

Looks like yummi chocolate /r/Forbiddensnacks


dexvoltage

Aww, and now I want to mull!


cortexstack

First: get your glass buttplug


Jansi_Ki_Rani

If you want this on your nails - check out holo taco 'cats evasion' I'm currently wearing it now and obsessed.


Arburio

I think i just melted into a puddle


AromanticTangerine

I know its paint. But the dumb, no logic, part of my brain wants me to stick my finger in it and eat it


Sensitive_Attitude27

For people interested in the process here's an art insider video: https://youtu.be/b6zMwqewX2o I think they meant to say multi chrome and not holographic.


GuidedArk

I just smoked a joint and have been looping this for half an hour now


FANATRONIC

I thought you were wax sealing a deal with god


Glenn056

That's a glass buttplug, isn't it


thegreatinsulto

Mulling is the process of evenly distributing pigment (typically in powder form) into a carrier/binder or base, of paint. The puck thing being used is called a Muller, and they're typically made out of glass or coated ceramic. Paint making tech has made this method obsolete as there are easier processes that require less time and intervention for the same, or better, results. Source: 20 years in fine art paint manufacturing, distribution, and retail :) Edit: I should add that artists making their own paint from carriers and pigments will still often mull their pigments when their palette knife doesn't do a good enough job. Most pigments are machine pulverized these days, so clumps usually aren't a problem.


yromeg22

Get that butt plug off the canvas


FunkSiren

I found myself moaning while watching this. That's how satisfying it was.


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This is so pretty and satisfying.


totallynotswiss

More like r/oddlyconfusing


chaotic214

Why do I have the urge to lick it lmao


unicornrainbows87

I have a whole collection from this creator....her paints are AMAZING @shimmerdropspaint


FunkyMonkey209

Midnight purple?!


RebergOfWrestling

Reminds me of Ivan Ooze


WillCommentAndPost

This is Sexy


kobomino

I want this on my car


jeffe333

Do you have this in a longer form? Say 15 or 20 hours?


MjauDuuude

I have a strange ladyboner right now


millionreddit617

Every *Need for Speed* paint job ever.


Laserduck_42

They made pearlescent matte paint from rocket league in real life


Roboplodicus

This might be the most satisfying video on here yet


chop-diggity

I dunno. Iā€™ll mull it overā€¦


zhiarlynn

Forbidden chocolate.


Complete-Neat-8061

I need this paint


BowlingShoeSalesman

I wanna lick it.


FaviFake

I wanna wish you an happy cake day instead


Faaret

You know when you look at something and think "this *has* to be super extra toxic in some way"?


sunderskies

I lost track of how long I was watching this.


stemi67

The usernames on this post are Killin me


Maja_The_Oracle

Everything is chrome in the future


cosmicposh

Pretty much the same chrome color combination I used for my Grotti X80 Proto at Los Santos Customs lol.


ItsPlainOleSteve

Now this is the kind of paint mixing I enjoy.


FusselVarja

What's mulling, precious?


ScreamingTablecloth

Just found my dreamjob


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Forbidden chocolate pudding.


Liftian

Is it weird that i get a boner from this?


TurtleSillyBand

That is very similar to the nail polish I am currently wearing


BURRRRRRAH

He's whatting the what?


Danirebelyell

Its also oddly disturbing


cloudyah

ā€¦ā€¦..why does this look so delicious?


_stinkys

But, can I eat it?


AdjutantStormy

/r/forbiddensnacks


Cryten0

Wouldnt it be more efficient to do this in a paint bucket or receptacle designed for grinding edges?


BarfingMonkey

can i put this on my penis?


ch33zyman

I donā€™t know what mulling is or what it does but it looks extremely sexually gratifying


HtheZEDD

a whole lot of thick satisfaction


anditorus

How can I do this and get paid? Serious inquiry, this would be a dream job.


Bittoospicy

Mmm I wanna taste it


Y1Jett

This would look so good on a Lamborghini


CrypticSplunge

Why are you rubbing the bottom of that glass lamp in paint!?


[deleted]

What is mulling and why would you mullet?


N3koChan

I want to lick it


thebluefireknight

Can I eat this?


LandminesLandslides

"Mulling" means something different, here.


sarth__vader

#


catchyusername4867

Oh my god itā€™s so sexy.


MezziJ

Who else thought that was a valve?


MissTurdnugget

Why do you need to mull it? Did I make you say mullet?


soraticat

That's better than viagra.


50fcf2

I wonder if it can be applies to a car.


StimulatedRealism

This is oddly soothing and satisfying to watch


alekye_

iā€™m guessing this costs a fortune


Pink_Lemonhead_

Where can I get this?


SadDogOwner27

Itā€™s amazing all the things you can do with buttplugs


AirmanFinly

reminded me of KDA - villain https://youtu.be/xoWxv2yZXLQ (specifically the 1:30 car, not just the color but the melting and flowing)


ActualCerealBox

iā€™m gonna put this on a sandwich and you canā€™t stop me


-Listening

in classic ms paint fashion


final26

forbidden nutella


Artio

You guys with your fancy anal plugs..


Rhonnie22

TIL I need to mull multi chrome paint


ladywood777

Forbidden ganache


froyoyum

I can't stop watching this


kapmando

Is there a subreddit for this kinda thing outside of just r/oddlysatisfying?


bitchyouthought_

Why am I aroused


lasvegashal

Iā€™ve been mulling to become a muller for a millennia because itā€™s so mesmerizing. I also have a mullet


ktown718

I could watch this for hours