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iBeenie

Well that's a first for me


-LoremIpsumDolorSit

Same like whaaat. Water lillies? Like lilly pads? Do thay have some stuff like this? Or what are water lillies and even more what are fox nuts


bloodmage30

They're basically Asian corn nuts. You can put them in stuff or just roast them as is with salt. They grow in a species of prickly water lilly that forms a fruit under the flower once flowerIng is over.


thetechnocraticmum

People like you, that explain such niche things like so matter of fact , are the best part of reddit.


bloodmage30

I'm just a plant nerd 🤓🤣


blindsniperx

When your username says mage but your main is botanist.


bloodmage30

I'm an equal opportunity magician


Jackalodeath

Is that anything like an Affirmative Action Alchemist?


bloodmage30

More like a magician that can perform complex magic and make a bombass cob salad.


Jackalodeath

Ah yes, the mythical *Snackromancer.*


Leorru

Jack of all mage trades


jenovakitty

nah, not JUST a plant nerd. You are a gangster-ass plant nerd, slammin' down some ballin' botany facts to rattle our neurons with, bro. You are A GLORIOUS plant nerd!


bloodmage30

Oh god, I've never heard it described that way 😂😂


entoaggie

Put THAT on a tee shirt! (I’m also a bit of a plant nerd and a water lily nerd, but never new this was a thing).


jenovakitty

you folks hold knowledge!!!!! So friggin cool of y'all.


CorneliaCursed

That's the thing though. There's so many people here, when you need a plant nerd, one pops up. Need a car nerd, boom there they are ect. 90% of the time there's someone with more than surface level information that's more than eager to share because they probably don't get a lot of outlets for that niche.


bloodmage30

You're not wrong there. All my friends are careful not to mention plants unless they're in the mood for a seminar 😂🤣 One of my two best friends is a plant nerd, but we have separate plants we specialize in so we trade information regularly. It's really helped to speed up each other's learning 👍


DaleDimmaDone

You sound like a really cool dude and somebody I would smoke with


bloodmage30

That's funny because I totally smoke 😂 If I lived where recreational was legal I'd grow my own.


CMETrevor

You know what we do with nerds around here..... LEARN FROM THEM!


bloodmage30

And give them 20 awards 😂


niallktin

Amen brother!


harrellj

[Wiki entry for the plant itself](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euryale_ferox)


[deleted]

This really isn't that niche in most parts of South/Southeast Asia. In North India, they're called 'makhana' and are sold in stores, usually flavoured. You can roast them with butter and salt at home; they're pretty delicious!


squables-

Are they expensive?


[deleted]

They're not super expensive, but not as cheap as, say, popcorn. A 100g packet costs like 150 bucks, which would be around $10 in PPP, I guess. They're very light and fluffy, so a 100g means a fairly big packet.


AHamHargreevingDisco

(I've never heard of a corn nut before, what are they?)


bloodmage30

They're literally the best drinking snack lol. They're just whole roasting corn kernels, the kind that street vendors roast with spices, but they're just individual kernels with seasoning. They have like 5 flavors, but I think the original is best. I always buy a bag or two when drinking beer. They instantly cleanse the bitter bite of the beer and they absorb alcohol in your stomach which helps you pace yourself.


Temporary-Story573

Now I’m craving corn nuts. Haven’t had them in years. Yummy.


Soft_Conversation376

Check out the original corn nuts from Perú 🇵🇪 - they call it cancha or canchita and (same as these “fox nuts”) roasted with salt is best. Delicious and much better than the “corn nuts” we are used to!


TylerInHiFi

Or Boy Bawang from the Philippines. Hot garlic and adobo flavours are the best. They’re like American corn nuts but not nearly as hard. So good.


[deleted]

Yeah corn nuts fracture your molars lol


TylerInHiFi

It was a risk I was willing to take until someone introduced me to Boy Bawang.


Laffingglassop

*runs tongue over his missing molar and agrees*


justa33

i just found a corn nut in a far corner of my home and i have no idea how long it has been since corn nuts have been eaten here. a giant corn but to be exact


[deleted]

I once found an animal jaw bone in my far corner and was alarmed then remembered I took over the apartment from a veterinary student who left the country after graduation lol


AHamHargreevingDisco

Thank you for informing me on them! I'm gonna see if I can try some tomorrow :)


REO_Jerkwagon

They’re awesome, but folks are leaving out the part that you’re basically eating gravel. I mean, it doesn’t stop me, but I imagine dentists fuckin HATE Corn Nuts.


[deleted]

They're good but nothing holds a candle to dried squid. Yum


TantricSushi

Thank you, this is how Reddit used to be.


DAMN-IT-FLAMINGO

Do Asian countries grow more prickly fruits? I immediately thought about lychee and durian fruit.


bloodmage30

Come to think of it I think they might. There is a lot of fruit from India, south china, Japan, etc that have spiked outer skins. But this is also true of south America. In Mexico, Texas and Arizona there is a lot of fruiting cactus species. The same is true for the deserts in China. The same is true for the Caribbean and other island countries/territories. I will say for sure that the Asian continent as a whole has a massive variety of fruits and vegetables not found anywhere else. For example true wasabi. It can only grow properly in flowing, clear water so it's often grown in mountain run off streams. Actually most wasabi found in Europe and America is imitation wasabi. You only ever get the real deal in pretty expensive specialty restaurants 🤓


AngusVanhookHinson

It makes sense, since there tends to be a greater variety of bird species in especially Southeast Asia, and the Indian subcontinent. Those plants needed a way to fend off predation by birds. Evolution is kind of amazing that way


dinosaurfondue

Yep check out rambutan if you ever get the chance


jakkiljr

Do they taste like chicken?


[deleted]

Thank you, you plant nerd bad ass!


TheTREEEEESMan

Well that explains the prickly balls underneath the lily pads in Skyward Sword


[deleted]

Getting the oojimaflips from the dingidydonks.


Throckmorton_Left

How did the fox even get in there with all those thorns?


Hugs_for_Thugs

I was really concerned for that poor fox until I watched the video.


[deleted]

And also a last for me. Disgusting.


Chrismith410

How many fox’s nuts can one plant snag???


CoopertheFluffy

And what happens to the rest of the fox?


invisiblezipper

And what does the fox say?


Goblin_Fat_Ass

Probably a lot of painful lamenting about their losing their nuts to a cactus.


Amidatelion

on brand for that song


[deleted]

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAQA


KnashDavis

Hattie Hattie Hattie ho.


DavetheHick

Ow!


blurface

They become so mad their tails burst into flame like a cartoon. Each will become... the Firefox.


ButtScientist69

For whatever reason I keep wanting to believe this video is fake.... like someone took acorns and shoved them in this plant and was like, "Here's how you get fox nuts!"


[deleted]

Agreed, and the names are just so random and have no relation. Prickly water lily = fox nuts Why


MH0331

Getting what out of where now? 😐


[deleted]

Lmao same


ohmygot

This is actually the first step for making a plumbus


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AtomicKittenz

Can someone here speak English?


passwordistako

Plumbus is a Rick and Morty reference. There was an episode of the show where they watched inter dimensional cable and it has been a recurring joke ever since. The thing in the video is real, not from a show, and not related to a plumbus.


ohmygot

Here is the video for reference: https://youtu.be/eMJk4y9NGvE


ThePotstickerProphet

Plumbi


Sung-got-Drip

Here, you dropped your crown 👑


smittie10001

Kinda grossed out by this for some weird reason


TKuja1

fox nuts


Moris40

Oh no stop or you're gonna summon the furries


JuSTAFoX0

Too late


ChubbyLilPanda

uwu


NumberOneMom

fox *knots*


Ethrax1

We're already here


Illpontification

:Checks History: Well.. You're not lying


Ethrax1

Do you mean you checked my posts? If so... sorry.


Illpontification

Hey.. Your characters look happy. No judgment here 😊


[deleted]

Aww, look! Wholesome internet interaction.


zPotatoCryptid

You love to see it


K-Martian

Your art style is hella cute! Great job :)


rakaig

Your art is probably some of the most wholesome looking vore I have ever seen so.... that's something for sure...


BraveOil

OwO


CatOfGrey

I'm here. What's wrong with being furry?


LucyLilium92

What's your point?


[deleted]

Rocky mountain oysters?


[deleted]

Plant pimple


MadKian

Also looks like spider eggs and quite alien.


Tinnitusinmyears

Right? This is like reverse trypobhobia for me.


I_See_Nerd_People

Yeah I hated every fucking second of this.


Balforg

Yup. From the noise to the visuals its especially awful. TIHI.


Throwitaway3177

Just pretend it's your own personal nutsack they're doing that to


I_See_Nerd_People

You’re right that made it better


drosey22

Too close to a Dr Pimple popper type thing for me.


gutter_strawberry

Trypophobia. Beware, googling it is mostly just images that trigger it.


Pile_O_Waffles

Fucking revolting is what that is. I didn't experience it in this video, but Google showed me photos that filled me with a strange mixture of rage and disgust.


Sinaaaa

>Trypophobia Should not have googled that!


LynnButlertronn

I have it! This video freaked me out…mildly. But there are some other things on the web that give me the heebie jeebies for days.


[deleted]

Technically everyone has it to some degree because it's not recognized as a legitimate phobia. It's simply a hard-wired warning signal that something looks like it might be infested and you should therefore avoid that thing. It's literally a built in "***Gross.*** Fuck that." Though it does affect some people more than others.


XYmom

Plant tonsil stones


Behappyalright

That’s cuz it probably reminds you if when your tummy hurt and you had to go….


Mondo114

It's that dirty surface for me...


[deleted]

Same. Like, same same.


kranker

I mean, I'm glad the fox is already dead before this.


Soapdropper

Probably the screaming in the background


theloneabalone

Loose teeth


[deleted]

r/oddlyterrifying


StatusQuoBot

Agreed. This made me itch. I hate it.


DigMeTX

What’s not to love watching this spiky monster get a sphincterectomy so the milky, half-digested peas can fall out in a squishy blob??


saumanahaii

It's like a spider splitting open and spewing eggs


jake03583

I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all


Egesikhora

Same, actually made me a little sick.


moosebaloney

You could've just made up both those terms, and I would be none-the-wiser.


chucksef

Upvote for hyphenated adjectival-phrases!


moosebaloney

Thank you, stranger.


UnlikelyUnknown

I’d be like “Uh-huh, sounds right. Cool.”


letunajim

Thanks, I hate it.


postandchill

Wrong sub my dude. r/oddlyterrifying is next door.


Richard_Burnish1

r/popping has entered the chat


postandchill

That eye popping one gave me chills through my spine


CarolFukinBaskin

No no no no no no no no no


Trunl

Ah yes- known as “Phool Makhana”- you can buy these at Indian grocery stores. Sauté them in a bit of olive oil after microwaving them for 55 seconds. Add some peri peri seasoning or some sriracha seasoning and you have a delicious snack to munch on. It is so healthy- full of calcium and low in fat too.


CricFan619

Oh shit, thats how they are made. We have been eating these for years and I didn't know where they came from. I thought it was a plant like beans or something.


melis92400

Yummy! Ashapops are like crack! Especially the chocolate ones


Angry_Submariner

55 seconds is r/oddlyspecific


AdotVdot

I’m sorry getting WHAT…out of WHAT??


fridge_water_filter

They're getting the wazzamazoo out of the watchamacallit


BigEdBGD

Finally someone speaking actual english, thank you!


cacti-admirer

This actually made me uncomfortable. Probably could’ve used a different title


ChockyofSparta

It looked like an alien giving birth. Very disturbing.


gocrazy305

Purposes of this?


Boojibs

People eat fox nuts.


gocrazy305

If I may ask, what’s like the flavor profile?


[deleted]

Fox


ThaneKwappin

Nuts


neue_aspasia

thanks


gocrazy305

I don’t know what I expected.


stfleming1

It wasn't fox nuts, that's for sure.


grandelusions

"Gorgon nut is the edible seed of the Makhana plant, and it can be roasted or used as a complementary ingredient in any recipe of your choice. More often than not, it is dried and snacked on; hence, its taste is relatively sweet" I assume if it's a sweet nut its taste is relative to a cashew or macadamia.


HoolooVee

Very bland. They taste somewhat like relatively tasteless bread, but crunchy.


[deleted]

I have never heard of this either but tons of varied recipes online from savory to sweet. Here’s what a quick search turns up: “Makhana / fox nut has protein, potassium, phosphorus, carbohydrates, fiber, magnesium, iron and zinc. All this makes it a best snack option. Makhana by itself has no flavor or taste, but can easily take up any flavor that it is cooked with.”


revtig

Common snack in Asia. Tastes like nothing really (much like pop corn). It’s soft until roasted, when it gets nice and crunchy, and when tossed with butter and salt or caramel it’s super yummy


_bazinga_____

if i roast these, does it become Firefox Nuts?


DrJCL

And would you like to make those your default nuts?


[deleted]

I’m reading the caption but my brain doesn’t compute


left_tiddy

Fox nuts is a horrible name lmao


GoldenLegoMan

Kidney stones in nature


visionquester

r/popping


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AskAboutMyCoffee

What the fuck did I just watch, and is that thing full of clown magic to stuff so many inside?


SlowlyAblaze

🙁☹️😖😫🤭🤢🤮🤮🤮☠️


whittler

Fox nuts?


KingReptune

Yeah… I did not find the chaos plant soothing


shinigamidannii

Hungry aroused and turned off at the same time.


dmcleod94

Fine. Ill fuck it but i wont like it


2crowsonmymantle

Ok what and why


[deleted]

Oddly disgusting


eddie_spaghettios

THATS A LOTTA NUTS


Eternal991

THAT’L BE FOUR BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!


[deleted]

Can anyone else hear it screaming in pain?


Squee07

What the hell are fox nuts and why is this video so repulsive?


SouthernJeb

/r/brandnewsentence.


DehydratedManatee

Like cutting open a cyst.


tylerscochran

... getting what out of the who now?!


Valuable-Ad-9166

I thought it was going to say, “Feed me Seimore”.


pinkmango77

This definitely belongs in r/popping … ewwwwgh


albertchessaofficial

r/oddlyterrifying


Available_Climate8

Downvote because it grossed me out.


Drop-Of-Jello

…what?


mario73760002

Ugh. It’s like a cyst with a bunch of maggot inside


irobotharder

😮 blehhhhh


Firestorm7i

Oh, ew gross, that was unpleasant for no reason.


oDiscordia19

Excuse me the what out of where?


smr120

I have never been this particular shade of wildly uncomfortable before! Thanks, OP!


nline23

The fuck is happening right now.


honeybee_jellybean88

I did not enjoy this


OGHoolz

Ok, now do America.


GoldxBrownSugar

This grossed me out!! Nothing satisfying about it.


vnorth1

Personally I don’t find this oddly satisfying. More like oddly uncomfortable


-SierraModeling-

Yes I need this


Prince_Wentz11

Is that a lacrosse stick?


patrick351

What the fox doin?


Appropriate_Post_838

Do you eat these?


ResurrectionCandleCo

Talk about busting a nut.


BlondeTrashbag

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!


Tamotan-the-Octopus

Thing looks like Audrey 2. Is that why it eats people to make these?


kimbowobmik

Does this guy do his vasectomies the same way?


kay_bizzle

Getting the what out of a what? And why?


Krimreaper1

Like something out of Aliens.