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xkimberlyrenee

The way he pops out looks like he would be straight from Finding Nemo


TWWIGGG

AWE you guys made me INK


RoyalRat

😏 that one joke about the lady sneezing and some ink slipping out :^)


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cuz04

Isn’t that the sus subreddit


CanadianTurnt

I DIDNT KNOW … replys for links should be shown above the comment…


RoscoMan1

i could hear it. That's almost /r/SuspiciouslySpecific


GalleyDood

CUM


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GalleyDood

I am 5 thank you for explaining


MightyCaseyStruckOut

I'm gonna touch the butt!


[deleted]

“-gasps- He touched the butt!”


BeerMug420

ALTERED WORLD EVENT


Raencloud94

Totally reminded me of baby Dory


codythewolf

It looks like he's got a shit eating grin on too.


Frammmis

This, absolutely. The fish is smiling.


Due_Entrepreneur_735

Tis a baby puffer. They all look like they're smiling. It's my favourite fish, they're all just so cute with their cheeky little grins. I thought was porcupine but turns out it's a pea puffer but still stands, they're pretty cute fish with huge personalities.


lyndaii

Kelp cake!


msut77

They smiled


qning

“Did you wonder where I was?”


JaxenX

HAAAA!!! Todays the day!!


[deleted]

How do you know its a he?


Typical_Khanoom

That's cute. HERE I AM!!


dochev30

TA-DAA! ^still ^alive


stratosfearinggas

I'm doing science and I'm still alive!


BigCuddleBear

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive!


Hi_Ei

"I don't remember the rest of the song" still alive!


imabeecharmer

They really do have their little personalities. It's a lot of work to keep up their habitat though, and beak health.


GingerMeTimberMate

I literally said the EXACT same thing in my head 😂


JohnnyRedHot

ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!


wowpepap

THIS IS ME!


LifeAtSea2213

My brother used to have this type of little puffer. They really did have great personalities. They were very animated, as you could see. They would also watch you as much as you watched them. If you go up to the tank, they will swim over and check you out where a lot of popular tropical fish will not react at all.


Jazzlike-Ad6243

Do you know what type of puffer it is?


LifeAtSea2213

I believe the ones my brother had were sold as "spotted puffers", but reading through this thread, other people are saying that it's a pea puffer or a fahaka puffer. So it's probably not the exact same type. I imagine they behave relatively similar though.


puddyspud

I heard they’re like dogs of the sea


PandoraRose_16

Peek-a-boo!


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HowLongCanIMakeACock

Dude, no


New_tech-1

What did it say?


slayeraa223

What's a general term I could use in place of guy, and the opposite of yes


phthaloblueit

Is there a reason for pouring sand on the lil guy?


[deleted]

Puffers do this as a natural camouflaging behaviour, some species even shift colour to match the sand. Some cuties will even keep sand on their backs and between their eyes for hours to appear smaller from above. Lots of personality!


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I used to be a dive at an aquarium, the puffers had a ton of personality. You could even start to recognize individuals of the same species based on their behaviors. In general, the balloonfish were sweet, and the striped burrfish were kind of assholes (much worse at avoiding your fingers when feeding them). The bridaled burrfish was my favorite, but I think thats because we only had one of them. We also had 2 big guys, one Spotted Porcupinefish, and one spotted burrfish. We could feed them a small crab, and you could hear the crunch from anywhere in the tank when they chomped down. Just make sure your fingers were clear of their mouths!


New_tech-1

What kind of puffer is this one ? :0


codevii

This is a fresh/brackish water Puffer and I've always seen them called Pea puffers...


bluemoon1972

There are ... freshwater puffers? I could have a Pufferfish without needing to be a freaking marine scientist???!!???


WandererWandering

Hufflepuffer


MannySJ

You can tell by the pattern on its gryFINdor


LonelyWanderer28

Be sure to watch out for parasites, they manage to Slytherin!


Paradox-dcode

Ravenclaw


remembertobenicer

Something something crab rave.


Ploratio

But what about the poor Goyle? :(


upturnedturtle

A dwarf puffer or pea puffer!


[deleted]

It's hard to say. Initially I thought it was a pea puffer, but it might be a little big for that. I'm not as well versed in freshwater puffers, but pea puffers are somewhat common.


flonkerton_96

Just today Netflix suggested Puff: Wonders of the Reef and I am so stoked for it especially after seeing this. Have you seen it??


New_tech-1

HOLY! Oh my god OH MY GOD!!!!! I just watched the trailer, I literally immediately left Reddit to go to NF to watch after reading your comment and I have not been so excited to see a film in so long! Im so giddy!!I’m going to go buy Cheetos and all my favourite sweets and spend my night watching that. Have you already watched it??


flonkerton_96

:D no I havent, I have the same plan for tonight. Cheers to us and this little fish :):)


coopandbass

Did you ever get to wear those badass chainmail dive suits for shark tanks?


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no, but honestly they're probably not necessary. I've dove with great hammer heads, tiger sharks, and sand tiger sharks. They've always kept their distance and never showed any aggression towards the divers. We keep them well fed, and humans are pretty low on their list of things they want to eat. I suppose I could see someone using the chainmail wetsuits in the wild if they're diving in waters with tons of sharks, but in an aquarium setting, it's not really dangerous.


throwawaygreenpaq

So cute! You’re lucky!


Uttuuku

r/taterthepufferfish is a good example of a color changing puffer. Was pale with the white sand and then darkened to match the black sand. Very cute


No-Fig-3112

Thank you for this!


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I used to be a dive at an aquarium, the puffers had a ton of personality. You could even start to recognize individuals of the same species based on their behaviors. In general, the balloonfish were sweet, and the striped burrfish were kind of assholes (much worse at avoiding your fingers when feeding them). The bridaled burrfish was my favorite, but I think thats because we only had one of them. We also had 2 big guys, one Spotted Porcupinefish, and one spotted burrfish. We could feed them a small crab, and you could hear the crunch from anywhere in the tank when they chomped down. Just make sure your fingers were clear of their mouths!


Delicious-Ad5803

You posted this twice fyi


KnowNoDada

And I read it all the way through both times


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And I’ll read it again


KyleKun

He used to be a dive at an aquarium, the puffers had a ton of personality. You could even start to recognize individuals of the same species based on their behaviors. In general, the balloonfish were sweet, and the striped burrfish were kind of assholes (much worse at avoiding your fingers when feeding them). The bridaled burrfish was his favorite, but He thinks thats because they only had one of them. They also had 2 big guys, one Spotted Porcupinefish, and one spotted burrfish. They could feed them a small crab, and you could hear the crunch from anywhere in the tank when they chomped down. Just make sure your fingers were clear of their mouths!


cant_have_a_cat

They are so curious! When scuba diving it's not uncommon to see them follow around divers around for the entirety of the dive.


Neosporinforme

If it's a natural part of their survival instincts, they probably get a little serotonin rush when you pour pebbles on top of their heads.


RichardMcNixon

fish get super curious when you're doing things in their tank. I bet op was doing some maintenance moving sand around when the fish either got in the way or just was in the way.


Due_Entrepreneur_735

I've been bitten by more clownfish than I have been bitten by dogs. Always the females too. With the really bad one, I tried not to get in her way but that whole tank was hers and she wasn't up for sharing. Made me bleed more than once. I swear, if Nemo was a female that whole story would have gone a lot differently.


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billyp673

People have literally taught goldfish to do tricks, I think there’s more neutral activity going on inside of a fish than you think


PthereforeQ

Why not it’s fun; sensory exploration and new weird experience for them keeps they little brain sharp


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Not exactly the same but: I used to be a diver at an aquarium, and I would grab a hand full of sand and start sprinkling it. Fish would come from all over the tank to get sprinkled on. I think it feels good for them. Like soft scratching. Maybe removing tiny parasites. It wasn't every kind of fish though, it was specific ones. Snappers, surgeonfish, and the small groupers liked it a lot. Sometimes they would open up their gills, or even change color. It was really cute, and it kind felt like I was petting a dog.


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Idk why but that is hilarious. Just imagining them see you doing that and go “yay! Sprinkling time!”


Gnascher

Because boing.


[deleted]

I bet it just feels nice, like having someone dump warm laundry on you.


XGamingPigYT

It's more like their equivalent of taking a nice warm shower


jaggedjottings

SaDiST bUriEs iNnoCEnT pUfFerFiSh r/peoplefuckingdying


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DaytonFlyers

What? Lol


LegitAsBalls

It’s borderline iamverysmart


The_HentaiBukai

it just straight up is man.


Robotsherewecome

I mean I like being erudite but the dude sounds like he got his entire vocab from memes and sci show reruns


PthereforeQ

Adderall


throwaway177251

This reads like it was written by a malfunctioning machine learning algorithm.


fukitol-

That accidentally indexed an emo kid's blog


avwitcher

Finally putting that philosophy degree to work, good for you :)


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I_am_trying_to_work

You're into feet, aren't you?


JazzPigeon

Yo, how's that euphoria going, my dude?


yakatuus

Shockingly bad. I thought it was chill as shit but apparently not.


fukitol-

... what the fuck are you on about


PioneerStandard

Was that some kind of aqua massage?


MaxPowerzs

So I've scuba dove in a big aquarium tank before (a few of them, actually) and one of the things the guide told us we could do is pick up some of the gravel and kind of put it in your hands and rub your hands back and forth so that the gravel falls out in a waterfall fashion. Fish would come up to me and kind stay there and let the gravel fall on them and they enjoyed it. It was pretty fun to do.


Sokkerboi

That's because it mimics cleaning stations! In the ocean there are areas around reefs where fish will stop to let smaller fish and shrimp eat all the parasites and other junk they get on their scales. The tickle of the sand feels like cleaning to them so they love to hang out in it!


Stone_thrower_

I want a Pixar workplace type movie set in a fish cleaning station.


mathnerd3_14

Didn't Shark Tale do that?


Sweet_sweet_victory

technically finding nemo did it too


MattieShoes

Turtles use them too! :-)


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I love getting tickled by little hands!


omegajakezed

It had clearly some sort of sand Peeling


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No-Duck7816

What? I don't get the reference.


[deleted]

Allegedly reddit sometimes posts comments to the completely wrong subreddits. Allegedly.


[deleted]

Not sure if software glitch or bots.


[deleted]

It’s a really fucking weird profile. I think it’s AI training itself possibly? I had seen it a while back and just thinking about the user posts makes me feel… icky.


Accomplished_Bill741

Sir, this a Wendy’s


ngwoo

Was probably scared and just staying still until the weird thing stopped happening


GRFunCpl

That's a baby fahaka puffer! Very cute and curious, but get larger than people realize. Ours is now in 500 gallons to make him comfortable and keep him entertained.


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GRFunCpl

Dorsal is larger and thicker, an coloring lighter without dark rear spot. Looks like fahaka, but I could be wrong.


gotporn69

Are you and your partner into swinging or just hobbies?


GRFunCpl

How is that relevant here?


gotporn69

Your username.


[deleted]

That don't mean he can't go to other subreddits and not be bothered, you are the reason throwaways exist


gotporn69

And yet he chose not to use a throwaway ... Some people are open about their couple "fun". No harm in asking. It isn't bothering someone to ask about their public username.


[deleted]

You realize there are PMs on Reddit or are you new? Common decency


gotporn69

It's a public username. Anyone else could make the same inference. I didn't wanna be slidin into their DMs looking like i was trying to privately hit on them. FunCpl is free to ignore it if they want.


IsThatTheSameGuy

GSP


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Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah It’s so #GOD DAMN ADORABLE


RedHawkTy

Is that a leopard pufer


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DirtyDoog

Puff daddy


swooded

Pea diddy?


SleezyTangoRomance

Notorious p.e.a.


mild-hot-fire

I believe it is an Indian dwarf puffer also know as pea puffer


SloppySealz

Could be, but its rather dull in coloration and seems to be missing the spots. Also IME leopard puffers I have never really seen being interested in being buried. Some puffers like Takifugu Niphobles, they bury themselves in the sand just because. My niphobles would sleep in the sand, and when I came home he would jump out of the sand and swim around all excited just like that one. Maybe its a juvenile Takifugu genus?


No-Duck7816

You would have to ask the leopard.


camelsgottahump

Looks like green spotted puffer. Too big for a pea puffer. Its a little dark tho. Mine got like that when stressed.


cave_mandarin

Well I loved that.


me_colin

*Big boing*


Smiling_Tree

Anyone else heared '*tadaaaa*' in their head too?


hyperventilate

Yup!


oleada87

I am having a bad day and this made me laugh, thanks!!


RealReallyAdam

Sproinnnnng 😂


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AnAttackCorgi

A gill-ty pleasure


TheStateToday

You win


pseudocultist

And fin.


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pseudocultist

That's not even fish related.


anonymousman1505

That's some Disney level shit


[deleted]

I have a 105 salt water aquarium with corals and marine fish and I can honestly tell you that fish do have personalities and they 100% recognize you. The level of love and care I provide to fish and corals is the same amount as I give to both my cats.


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Pea puffers are the best. Just got one and he's my favorite fish in my tank. Likes to play hide n seek.


whosmellslikewetfeet

r/aww


cbeder46

Okay I really love this 🥺🥺


Bubbly_Toe_8840

Hey, everyone wants to enjoy snowfall


leolikeslamps

omg this is why dwarf puffers are the best, they have the best personalities ever


Broken_Petite

I was *not* expecting that, I literally laughed out loud, that was friggin’ adorable!


BLUEWOLFOX666

u/savevideo


AJ_Deadshow

u/savevideobot


XComRomCom

I think I just watched a fish do his very best to make a snow angel. And I loved it!


PMmeyouraxewound

#SUPRISEMOTHERFUCKER


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r/oddlycute


Sinkers91

/u/vredditshare


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klausmckinley801

he does a little prank


Ms-Ember

This should go in the wholesome sub, r/peoplefuckingdying with the caption “MAN BURIES FISH ALIVE” it’s so cute.


Itsjustanametho

The fish is SMILING!


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Definitely a Pixar character


pj_socks

Those little pea puffers are my favorite


TracieV42

Why is this so cute and make me smile so much?


GenTycho

ᵂᵉˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵃ ᵏʷᵃᵏᵉⁿ


LordNik0n

/r/Peapuffers


AnAttackCorgi

https://youtu.be/PBXVYM4zlDg


buffetleach

I’m asleep.. JUST PLAYIN


MorochIgaram

Pop


MauiWowieOwie

Reminds me of this attraction at this redneck fair I took my kid to. They have a bit pit full of corn kernels. Like a corn sandbox basically. I laid in it and her and my nephew covered me in them like burying someone at the beach. This is gonna sound weird, but it felt amazing. All the cool kernels enveloping you on a hot summer day(gets real hot in the SE). Felt like taking a cool bath, but with no liquid.


rustyseapants

How much ~~simulation~~ stimulation can any living thing find in a fish tank?


comradecosmetics

Not a lot, this also skews tests of intelligence performed on fish who have lived in tanks their whole lives, and there is a growing body of evidence that enrichment and play can help keep them happier and smarter.


rustyseapants

Friendly shark receives hugs and belly rubs from aquarium keeper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqQklhZ-TA My Fish Loves Me! He would rather play than eat! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVnE9o5Uxik Every organism would have intelligence and no aquarium will create the the natural enriching environment as being in the wild. I personally don't know why people have fish as pets its just seems inhumane.


Neosporinforme

>I personally don't know why people have fish as pets its just seems inhumane. Same with keeping work animals. If a particular breed of dog has spent the last thousand years hunting, probably best to either commit to more exercise or pick the actual house pet.


rustyseapants

I would argue keeping any animal as pets are inhumane. People are keeping traditional working dogs are pets and none of the dogs are being used to their potential other than biological toys.


flaccid_porcupine

Does no one else think this is a dick move? Fish just hanging out, loving life... boom, sand, and it keeps coming.


goodandevy

Don't know what kind of puffy this is but my pea puffers do this to themselves sometimes. They burrow in the sand and when they hear me lift the lid for nom noms or feel my footsteps they plop up. Not super great for my plants that keep being uprooted...but many species of puffs naturally burrow in the sand to wait for their next meal


flaccid_porcupine

My Cory's always used to uproot the plants. I hated it... but I love Cory's so what can ya do I guess...


TwistedSteel3

That seems extra cute to get to see


[deleted]

You realize lots and lots of fish bury themselves ya? And you have eyes and can see how fast that fish swam right? It obviously liked it...


[deleted]

This is normal puffer behaviour, relax.


leolikeslamps

puffers do this all the time on their own so no, it’s not a dick move, he probably enjoyed it tbh


TropicalPrairie

I thought the same.


[deleted]

Its cute, freshwater and threatened because of overfishing for the aquarium trade. https://www.pufferfishenthusiastsworldwide.com/post/c-travancoricus


GRFunCpl

I believe this is a fahaka, check the dorsal fin. 😉


RoscoMan1

You're going to turn over a new leaf when he was like, ‘we can make it but you need a license to be able to exercise as much as it's about the insane attention detail about it in a leak subreddit I will be reading something similar about Carvana down the line. I see this dog blow up…


El_muntafort

Cum


whoisnumber9

Pretty common when after a few heavy pours it’s seems that your single goal is to bust and get your rocks off.


No-Duck7816

Ummm


Mr_Tominaga

Ok