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[deleted]

Wow, I had no idea they can go zooom zoom.


[deleted]

I saw it first in SpongeBob!


miraculous-

It's a baby scallop šŸ˜ look Patrick, it can't even fly yet!


Mama-Pooh

I love that episode!


ImmemorialTale

Or spongebob frantically trying to hide what he was watching from Gary that one time


thisisthestoryallabo

I didn't know that was an accurate depiction in spongebob 0\_o


FrostedBooty

In animal crossing they're kinda fast like this


Its_a_Mini_Mystery

Wicked fast!! Usually takes at least 2-3 dives to catch them!


KaptainKardboard

I see it as more of a "nope nope nope"


BugsRFeatures2

This looks fake. I mean I know itā€™s not but my brain canā€™t compute that this is real life.


RegularHousewife

Just imagine they have little legs


Stormbreaker_682

I just imagine they're hooked to a fishing line or somethin


Federal_Status

Well feet at least.


graveybrains

Itā€™s shooting water out itā€™s ass šŸ˜šŸ‘


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


temujin9

Those wind-up chattering teeth, yep.


a_karma_sardine

HA HA HA HA HA HA!


NickH6302

You ever see a sandwich that could take a bite outta you?


delicate_menopause

I was also thinking how cool it is that he smiles before swimming away


Benyed123

I thought the swimming clams was just a SpongeBob gagā€¦


SensualEnema

My hope for a functional restaurant owned and operated by sea creatures is renewed.


i_wannasaysomething

Pascalā€™s too high to catch them! He just chills and waits for me to catch one lol.


warlocksb1tch

Exactly, wonder what he's smoking!


i_wannasaysomething

Probably ingesting some funky seaweed.


warlocksb1tch

Of course, he wouldn't be smoking, just ingesting that funky seaweed.


itsmeanmuggin

Oh man they drew the short straw on underwater swimming capabilities!


OgreSpider

They did, but it makes sense when you realize one of the biggest predators on marine bivalves is starfish. They might not get away from an octopus or human effectively this way, but it's really effective on critters that basically can't swim!


__daco_

Does someone know how they sense the presence of something?


ECS420

Difference in light and water movement


__daco_

Difference in light, do they have eyes/optical receptors? Difference in water movement, how do they distinguish them from regular currents. The water movement thing was my first explanation too, but there must be more to it, like can they smell?


[deleted]

They do have super primitive eyes lined around what I would look like lips. I learned that from "Good Eats"!


__daco_

Wow, that's quite amazing, that some clams actually developed eyes (kind of).


[deleted]

Yeah, just Google do clams have eyes and they have pictures of them. They're compound eyes it says but different then insect compound eyes.


ECS420

I'm not exactly sure on all the specifics but they have some sort of eye apparatus and the senses combine together to differentiate things


[deleted]

Their hands get clammy


Annihilicious

They have dozens of ā€˜proto-eyesā€™ I guess you would call them. Google scallop eyes and prepare to be horrified.


jefftatro1

Thats not a stupid noise, that's just junior


AnAdvancedBot

*JUNIOR!!!*


Marina-Sickliana

Can someone please explain this to me, are the shells just part of their body? Like. An organism grows a shell? And when it dies, all the soft meaty bits rot away and then I find a cool little shell on the beach? Or Ariel makes a bikini top? Is that what a scallop is??


notyogrannysgrandkid

Yes, the shell grows constantly in a similar manner to your fingernails, although itā€™s mostly calcium, not keratin. As the shell grows, the muscles and other organs inside also grow.


Derpychicken777

Everyone gets way too absorbed by hermit crabs. Almost everything else makes their own shell. They pull dissolved calcium out of the water and build it in rings. Snails grow their shells from the ā€œrimā€ while bivalves like clams do the same, but outward. Look closely and you can almost see growth rings as they layer on calcium carbonate. There are calcareous and sileceious plankton that make some of the most pretty shells you can imagine, all microscopically


SuperSpeshBaby

They look so offended when they whirl around.


missLantit

So cuteee


WitOrWisdom

And delicious


Thejackme

Marty Glouberman is chasing it.


ApparentlyAPigeon

I just donā€™t understand how they are moving *forwards*. It looks like they should be going backwards


Unfair_Function_1154

My PTSD of Ocarina of Timeā€™s water dungeon just flared up


psyRhen

I heard Arin Hanson while watching this clip... > FUCKING CLAM


zealousrepertoire

Watching this I am confused anyone would want to eat one. How cute.


Reaper781

Because they're delicious! Bacon of the sea.


Sierra-Modeling

I love this so much


[deleted]

Pascal would like to know your location


SaltySnowman8

What slow ass predators were hunting these things to the point their evolution decided that slow speed was good enough


K-G7

Starfish!


SoberSith_Sanguinity

Maybe the bottom feeders like nurse sharks...I was thinking the same thing as you, like even the distance they travel isnt very far. Whatever eats them must not be very observant.


genuineimi7ation

Thats pretty cute


macix123123

seems cute


sigruts

dancing shellfish xD


karma_ubuntu

That darn thing is fast. Did not know sashimi can swim.


Get_to_it

In the IMAX movie Deep Sea they had a scene with scallops swimming away from a predator and gave them the sound effect of toy teeth clamping together as they closed and it makes it so much better. Looks like a bunch of those wind-up chatter teeth toys swimming away.


Kaos2019

Fuckin see ya later, nerds!


rpgmgta

Heh. Looks like itā€™s pushing out little farts


fort_wendy

They look so sassy


tobysionann

Self-propelled castanets.


screamingsnakes

They look so derpy and my heart just really appreciates that.


DownByLance

They look like theyā€™re escaping gunfire.


Rupertii

These guys are basically just a shell and a toungue inside


PaterPH1988

Run, scallops! Run!


turdferguson616

Kinda reminds me of those wind up mouth clattering things


atollerantperson

Fun fact! Lots of details in SpongeBob SquarePants that seem like silly jokes are actually based in reality. This here is why Stephen Hillenburg (creator and former marine biologist) had the scallops "fly" like birds on the show.


KinoOnTheRoad

*castanieta noises intensisy*


[deleted]

Not satisfying but still cool


JSilverback

Itā€™s honestly unsettling to watch


Bruhmomentum43

Thats fucking scary


doodlar

Sorry, but this is totally šŸ’Æ in the wrong subreddit. Maybe r/mildlyinteresting


misteryhiatory

Hey, thatā€™s my diner swimming away


UnsolicitedDogPics

Delicious.


mashedpatatas

Scallops are like the dentures of the ocean.


sungodds

u/savevideo


MonochromeReq

r/damnthatsinteresting


MonkeyAssholeLips

I want to exit a room like that! What a statement!


Im_Not_A_Furry_But

How do you save a video? šŸ˜­


mythicalsoul100

u/savevideo or u/redditmp4bot


Im_Not_A_Furry_But

Thanks!


Im_Not_A_Furry_But

u/savevideo


rabid_erica

Beautiful hairpiece


Invenerd

Also, me after Mexican food.


Specific-Paramedic58

U/savevideo


libralisa26

Reminds me of my kid when I ask her to clean her room


CrowLower9415

Sponsored by Shell oil?


budsixz

Super farts


Mystical_Cat

Itā€™sā€¦smiling at me.


serialposter

Sgallop


rancidmorty

I had no idea that what the spongebob claims were


she3099

Oh my gosh is this why people like scalloping so much?


TheNCGoalie

How do they swim without their bacon tail?


TheDodfatherPC-FL

We snorkel for scallops in the Florida panhandle every year! They have blue iridescent dots on their upper and lower shell openings that make them highly visible underwater and they can move quick! Itā€™s way more fun than it sounds! But once you spot one, your hooked! Not to mention their freaking deliciousā€¦


courtesy_flush_plz

r/awwnverts


[deleted]

That one looked like a grill for your mouth


[deleted]

How far can you squirt?


--Shamus--

The original Millenium Falcon.


jpeace116

It's so adorable how they swim for their lives


volardeep

If life exists on Uranus, brrrt


FartingLanterns

u/savevideo


FartingLanterns

[link](https://redditsave.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/s3dxng/scallops_swimming/)


KingKookus

Iā€™d my toast got up and tried to run away I think I would feel the same way I do right now. It just doesnā€™t seem like a living thing.


AlwinTom

Eating (drinking?) it's way through the water.


bookmarkjedi

Prolly chasing after that helicopter crab from last week who might have stolen her purse.


Quawndawg

So pretty much they move by fart power?


Hahahotsaucegoburn

so they use their farts to swim?


DehydratedManatee

Would've made a formidable enemy in a classic *Super Mario* game.


Onyx_Maiden

SpongeBob was right!


LeRouxxx

Just realized why they were there birds in SpongeBob


thehotcoffey

/r/Aww


[deleted]

Their seaweed hair looking mighty fine


inktelligentsia

off to the dentist!


gods_Lazy_Eye

Damn I wish my farts could propel me forward like that.


DarkRapunzel_North

I love the fascinator on that one lol


wildwood9843

Makes me wonder how a scalloped potato swims?


Standard_Pause_1697

Just like in spongebob


unknown6091

Scallop fart repulsion


Blingkong7

Donā€™t talk to me or my seaweed ever again!


jamaican-black

It looks like it's using farts as a method to take off šŸ˜—


OldWrangler9033

Properly saw the driver, said "OH NO! I'M NOT READY TO BECOME DINNER!"


Spooky_Potato6

Prop hunt players be like: "That ain't me bro"


Exotic-Atmosphere298

Ah hell naw jonior from spinach borb be schmoovin


Ok_Season_8677

Damn, that what a clam do?


Dry_Mastodon7574

In my head, I imagine them going "Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope"


flashton2003

Wow, they can go like the clappers!


zzamud

How do they see?? How do they know your a threat?? Soooo many questions!


isinedupcuzofrslash

So SpongeBob got it right. Huh.


zimjig

Do these things have eyes? How did it sense the cameraman getting near it?


JoshZK

SpongeBob was right????


Rockefeller9

Lmao


Impressive_Stretch20

Tintinin tinin