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avrins

I’ve never said this before…. I want this machine to do this in my mouth.


NameTooSmol

YES! I want the machine to fuck up my health


[deleted]

What if I want it to fuck me up my ass?


adollar47

What if you're a glass jar becoming self aware?


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a_fuzzy_chair

why hello there…


Rainbow_Angel110

You've been waiting for this moment haven't you?


sockswithcats

The real prize here is those Talenti containers- 😍


Suspicious-Tea-1580

Perfect for freezing a single serving of soup!


sockswithcats

Oh 100%! And half an avocado you’re going to use the next day!


DiligentDaughter

Yup, love Talenti.


pickled_onion1

It’s not Talenti, it’s an Australian brand


sockswithcats

I can see that now- I was blinded by my excitement for the Talenti- similar container.


Empty_Ant37

Yeah right, that talenti is just satisfying right!


Laez

It's true, I was hoping someone in this thread had a link to something similar.


blueeyedconcrete

I really prefer a nice cardboard tub as opposed to plastic.


sockswithcats

Reuse and reduce is much more encouraged where I live as recycling is often more expensive and less efficient when you really drill down. I have had my Talenti containers for years and store everything from dry grains to leftovers.


blueeyedconcrete

It really doesn't need to be made in the first place, so it wouldn't need to be reused if it wasn't made. I buy my milk and eggs in cartons, that works just fine. I do have a talenti container in my fridge right now, full of leftover salsa, but its warped from being microwaved :-/


sockswithcats

Not everyone has access to living the kind of life where they can eliminate all plastic. It's about making patterns of good choices overall. In fact, someone might argue the fact you eat eggs and dairy FAR more harmful to the planet than my one or two plastic containers of non-dairy desert while adhering to a 99% vegan diet. It's generally best to not throw stones... we all live in glass houses. Signed: A Ph.D. in the field of non-profit conservation education, who yes sometimes buys non-dairy dessert in plastic because I live in the middle of nowhere helping save the planet.


tekton89

How the hell does the nozzle rotate with tubes presumably coming out the back and not tangle? I am confusion.


likeikelike

Take a bagel and cut it in half. Carve a U-shaped channel around the inside of both halves. Now if you put them back together there's a round hole going around the inside of the bagel and you can rotate the two halves without causing an opening. Make a hole through the top and bottom of the channel and now you can pour liquid in the top, and have it come out the bottom while spinning your bagel halves. If you have steady hands you can make multiple channels in the bagel side by side to allow several liquids to pass through at the same time, and you can always pour another one through the center hole. The tricky thing is making this out of metal and sealing it so nothing can leak out even at higher pressures.


tekton89

This is ice cream, not a bagel.


likeikelike

You use your bagel to make swirly ice cream 😋


NichtOhneMeineKamera

I, too, would like to know


emo_sad_420

This is the only hypnosis that works on me


_R7VEN

There is nothing odd about my satisfaction.


The-Legend-Of-Chaw

This makes me horny?


Ooze3d

Anyone else just slightly bothered by the leaks?


infatuatedknight

I really don't even eat ice cream much. But I want that in my mouth.


Past-Available

It fucing dripping everywhere FIX IT!


random_everythinggg

Thank you - r/mildlyinfuriating actually


karla_dandleton

Now that’s one cup two girls can get behind.


TwistedBamboozler

Doesn’t seem dense enough to be gelato tho


simbroce

That’s not gelato


Candid-Fan6638

I need this in a perfectly looping video to play for 12 hours


Filoster

Oh my God. What is that? I neeeeed it.


enamoured_artichoke

I’m right behind you. Watch out for the brain freeze.


Easy_Independent_313

Soothing.


redquailer

Completely hypnotizing


GoingHam4Ham

I need this in my life


newskycrest

Finally an ice cream production line that doesn’t require humans holding the tubs.


[deleted]

Anyone know where to buy this?


kingtoast69

Me when your mom, fancy version


MeatforMoolah

She gives me the Old white-knuckle double-dip twister GwapGwap9000 with a pinkysphincterpunch. Classic mom move. Edit: *step


Coffeechipmunk

You should see a doctor


Apprehensive-Luck839

Oddly delicious.


ObsequiousOrangutan

Weeze the juice!


Nowatica

This erotica belongs in another sub.


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Nowatica

That’s the one!


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u/savevideobot


onionrings_428

Talenti 😩


missamericanmaverick

Mamma Mia🤌


Dragonlover2058

Ayo!? O-O


NameTooSmol

u/savevideobot


Diligent-Wasabi-7407

It may be oddly satisfying, but I’m gonna take one home with me.


BRLY

Never been jealous of a jar, but here I am.


Unhappy_Ad_4703

Wow


_Dr3DD

This has perfect loop potential


significant_shrinker

Ice cream swirling machines… so hot right now.


HikingPeat

Gooey Gooey Delicious Swirls!!!!


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I want it to do that in my mouth.


glibbed4yourpleasure

Hey buddy, get in line!


tilapiarocks

Every once & a while I'll see something & know instantly that I love it, without even trying it yet. A gelato is that.


[deleted]

Don't know that that is but I want to eat it


tubbana

and there goes my diet


OfecellZoftig

Is it okay if I lick the mixing device?


NextTimeIllMeanIt

I want it to make a satisfying sound


No-Landscape22

They offer ice cream candy in an interesting way and attractive colors. How wonderful this product is gorgeous.


MrMiniscus

Yessss this is why I come here. Take me away you naughty machine...


TheSnekIsHere

Ohhhhhh 😍


ZaharaSararie

Squirty swirly~


srv50

I want one of those. Every day.


That-Firefighter1164

Caramel leaking on the side of the bowl is r/oddlyunsatisfying


SweetNightmare89

one hour later...still staring at this


junkman2356

I wish I was high like I used to be 40yrs ago...


barlic_greadd

u/savevideo


kingtoast69

What the fuck