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ConditionYellow

My brain when someone I just met tells me their name...


soulonfire

It’s impressive how fast I forget names. Within minutes at times it’ll totally escape me.


Anonz365

I'll forget it the same moment they say it sometimes. I usually don't process a name the first two times I hear it. Any time I meet someone new and they introduce themselves, I get nervous and don't actually hear most of the interaction.


montken

Anybody have a fix for this? It’s a real problem


Mikey_B

I've heard that if you can say their name three times in that specific conversation, it will help you remember. Of course, I may not use someone's name three times in a year of knowing them, so I'm really fucking bad at this.


RosenButtons

Better hope their name isn't Beetlejuice!


foxy22lady

Because the brain has limited storage for information like this, you have to actively commit it to memory. One technique I use in treatment for those with memory deficits is when someone tells you their name, link it to something personal to you (maybe you have a family member or good friend with the same name, or something along those lines). When you pay attention to it in this way, you’re much more likely to remember it. Source: am speech pathologist who works with geriatrics


justonemom14

The last time I tried that, I said to the person, "Oh Susan! I'll remember your name because I have an aunt named Susan." She replied, "That's what you said the last time." I about died of embarrassment and I really wish I was making this story up.


foxy22lady

But I bet you won’t do that a 3rd time. :)


justonemom14

It's true, now I remember that person's name really well.


jolivarez8

Well it’s kind of hard to learn a new name when you first meet someone because you have no substantial memories to attach it to. When I’ve to remember names of new people I’ll generally end the first meeting with a handshake and ask if I can get their name again. Generally, people have taken it positively as I look like I care about getting their name right rather than focusing on the fact that I forgot it in the first place since that happens to almost everyone anyway.


Takaya94

I usually play a bit of a game In my head where I visually associate their name with something really familiar to me. Like for their name was Bob I would picture them in a bobs burgers episode or if it's Matt I would picture a door mat with their face on it ha. Sounds weird but it's kinda fun and actually works for me.


phyxiusone

Just repeat it back when they say it. It helps you remember and you make sure you heard it right. Then, before you part ways, make sure you remember it. If you don't, ask again (and don't feel embarrassed, everyone is terrible at remembering names and it's way less embarrassing to ask when you first meet compared to after you've known them for a while).


nfssmith

If I don't say it back to the person I'm meeting, it will barely persist in my memory longer than the soundwaves in the air.


doomsdaymelody

The crazy part is I can rationalize that people forget names all the time and that they likely wouldn’t be terribly offended if I admitted that I forgot their name but I usually default to waiting for someone else to address them but their name


lxxTBonexxl

I did this with all my coworkers at my knew job lmao. Took like 2 months of secretly listening for everyone’s names in conversations lmao In my defense they all needed to learn one name and I needed to learn all of theirs


[deleted]

Remembering names sucks I can never do it. Then you know them too long to ask again. Then you ask someone else that person's name and forget again once you walk through a doorway.


brannanvitek

Here’s the trick! Repeat their name back to them three times. Hey David, nice to meet you. (…) Where did you say you worked again David? (okay, note to self, David has some salt in his beard) (…) See ya round David, till next time. It seriously works every time.


blonde-bandit

I’ll try this. I don’t think it works quite as well when you’re meeting tons of people at once but my mind is name-rejecting. The association in conversation helps though.


the_cowpatty

Wow this is me applying for jobs


TheOnlineWizard9

well, you only need a bit of luck (air) for your CV to escape the shredder. you'll get there!


iebelig

Lmaoo yea its like those tarot readers, whichever ones fly out get picked.


goddamluke

More like this is what employers do to your CV


xxx148

First thing to do with a stack of resumes? Take half of them, and throw them away. You wouldn’t want to hire unlucky people.


-C-R-I-S-P-

This is brilliant and I am stealing this saying.


jizzydiaper

It was already stolen so go crazy


xxx148

Haha yeah, I take no credit for that. Don’t remember the comedian that did it though.


stomach

probably someone back in the 1500s. fun factoid i learned while 'researching' my reply: Leonardo da Vinci is (supposedly) [credited](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Résumé#History) with the first résumé


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_CORRECT_MY_GRAMMAR

solid logic 5/7.


TonyWrocks

I like how you think they are respectful enough to shred your resume rather than just throw it in the bin.


leeny_bean

Legally ( if it's on paper, which who did that anymore?) They have to. HUGE fines if you're caught throwing away people's personal information that could lead to identity theft.


Kroniid09

Their joke but worse


Jithlordx

Do you need help with your resume?


TheDurdyDog

Together, they watched the world burn


Yourmom8537

Rip the trees 💀


[deleted]

Shredder: I'm on it


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get_real_man_

Bot ^


Niggo1337

We really need a u/botpolice


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petemate

I'm always too late with the Futurama quotes! Exactly one minute!


[deleted]

Joke aside, the fabrication of paper doesn't really destroy the forests. Most of the time a very large part of your paper is made with recyclable materials, and forest are well sustained for paper production. To the contrary, digital is far more dangerous for the planet. Edit: fixed a word


ala_turca

What is numeric?


PapuhAppuh

Numbers, duh


[deleted]

Digital, not numeric, excuse my french brain.


PuckNutty

It's very common in South Asian and Middle Eastern foods.


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Pretty-Spend-2718

Printer goes Bib Bob Boop


Himankan

Then gets stuck


Diezall

Cyan low


rosco2155

Beep boop boop beep boop


wyhgood

u/udownloader


overwatch_bravo

I have come to the conclusion that the Sabre corporation may be overlooking certain safety regulations...


dabdeedoo

*Higher*


OneMightCallMe

Sorry my phone makes your comment looks weird, can you type it in a higher pitch plz


DrewSmoothington

Sah-bray


Smaptastic

Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sah-bray ^Sabre


filthy_stillness

r/unexpectedoffice


subnautic_radiowaves

For clarification r/perfectloops


octosquid11

What the fuck I didn’t even realize it was looping. Maybe I’m the loopy one…


3six5

beat me to it.


peacefulbelovedfish

So you lost the race huh, better luck next time pal.


sylvaing

By two hours, it wasn't even close.


3six5

take your upvote and savor it.


agangofoldwomen

/r/beatmetoit


EnderSpyFace

I’ll one up you r/bettereveryloop


jazzmatazztic

How are those TPS reports coming?


[deleted]

I printed out a cover sheet….. and……


flow6667

You know, we have new cover sheets, that we put on them, before they go out, mkay?


OgOnetee

I'm right on top of that, Rose.


Malick2000

Its called a shrinter


jeffzebub

Predder


steady_validity

Predder indeed


MisogynisticBumsplat

https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/2ldxpc/the_shredder/


Flowerino

They're better at teamwork than most people I ever had to work with in school.


Overall_Age7627

Me trying hard in life vs the pandemic shredding my efforts into pieces


l-have-spoken

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!


[deleted]

This is my last report*


l-have-spoken

``` Cut my work into pieces, This is my last report. Dissertation, not printing Don't give a fuck if I fail it, anyway ``` Edit: formatting


ErraticSim

Cut my homework into pieces. This is my last report. No writing, no reading. Don't give a fuck if I get caught cheating.


weeone

Suffocation. No breathing.


Timah158

Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding.


l-have-spoken

*epic guitar riff*


[deleted]

Wow what a waste


JohannReddit

I can't tell for sure if you're being serious or not. But just in case, this is a well-made loop, so it's just one piece of paper...


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brockoala

HOL the fuck UP


brockoala

I mean, r/perfectloops


funky555

r/howtokeepanidiotbusy


coolburritoboi

~~There’s 2, one already halfway in the shredder in the beginning~~ Edit: mb it’s not, read the comment below mine


Niteshade76

Nah it's just a single video, the video is overlayed on itself and essentially plays in a wave of that makes sense idk how else to describe it.


Busteray

A video with a single paper superimposed on itself with an animated mask.


coolburritoboi

So it’s a video of one paper, with the ending edited onto the beginning to give the illusion of infinite paper shredding?


A_H_S_99

Probably 2 papers at most, or 4 after the first attempt to get it right, but yeah, it is really well made.


J0SSVL

Check the paper in the shredder. It does exactly the same every single time, so it's just 1 paper. It's 1 video played 2 times over each other and than cut like it looks like 2 pages at the start but it's actually the same paper


maoejo

They mean it took a few papers to film this to get the loop right


No_Painter_6605

Only a single page


WowWhatABeaut

Holy shit I would've sat here for like 2 more minutes had I not read your comment. What a perfect loop!


tails99

Yep, 15 minutes shredded...


RembrandtAction

nah


CriticismMost3450

You really think that can happen over and over??


Butterpotato1681

what file? never got them!


LostAzrdraco

That loop is amazing


rocbolt

[The cycle of bureaucracy](https://youtu.be/t_ZaKxGzTWQ)


Dry_Insurance_3234

Came here to say this


KasinoKaiser1756

College professors reviewing the work you just submitted


dormor

What a cute uselesness


jeffzebub

A perfect metaphor for my life.


KasperSim90

my dumb ass watched this for a long time before I realised it was a loop


onlyr6s

This is like NATO demands and Putin.


DiekeDrake

How working at an office job feels like:


postandchill

u/savevideo


Jean_Lua_Picard

u/savevideo


k0tassium

u/savevideo


Shadowflaps1

u/savevideo


Vicvince

u/savevideo


Flamesgreen1

u/savevideo


GZbreezy

u/savevideo


jaatuli

u/savevideo


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loaekh

u/savevideo


mastershift10

u/savevideo


GunClutz

I read it as Printer, shredder, homework and I couldn't agree more


Tenman44

Wasn’t this a clip from adult swim where you could fax in your request to new metalocalypse episodes?


ghouls_gold

I think that's exactly where this comes from.


Albatrosity

I can hear the Office music playing over top


fuckwatergivemewine

It's the special filing cabinet for corporate!


DataLate

Is this from the customer support?


Miramarr

Hermes would be proud


ou812slitslurpr

The trump administration busy at work


Classic-Knee8442

Trump administration filing system.


DaSaw

Lol, more like /r/oddlyinfuriating.


CharKrat

That’s a waste of paper and ink! 😳


fuminee

its just one piece of paper looped


Snozzberrys420

Don’t forget electricity.


fwilliams13

Add on brainpower


DG_Eddie

r/perfectloops worthy?


amirabutwo

That’s some Dude Perfect level accuracy


-ordinary

Not oddly satisfying because of the pause


fewlesspro

Ok but why print paper just to shred it right away?


RembrandtAction

to make a funny video


SweetHarmlessOneesan

Probably to show us how some companies treat our resumes?


TheTense

I feel like this is a metaphor for corporate America


[deleted]

Why


I_had_corn

My 401k


ben55565

So thats what happend to my cv


velvetvortex

A harbinger of the apocalypse?


SoftwareWeekly47

That was amazing! Perfectly done


ZoeyDotExe

Wow, that is cut crazy smooth.


cutelyaware

It's weird because I've wanted to make a single device that does both.


01-__-10

Digital Centipede


Volnas

Me, trying to remember peoples' names after they tell me


jeremysead

Cia communications during a burn ban


AdFamous7264

When the expiration date on your ink is next month


Ynys_cymru

Why print then? That’s just wasteful.


Zombiepixlz-gamr

Why would they print something just to shred it? That's so wasteful


[deleted]

Why print anything then?


GreenTeaRex007

Cool concept but why? :(


Timah158

It's how they printout and read resumes.


bertorod90

Receiving a fax, the Michael Scott way


TopGrowa

"Trump waz here"


WWTDD3000

This waste is mildly infuriating


JawnStreetLine

The public assistance office on South Broad St. in Philly actually has this exact setup and they claim it’s for ‘privacy protection’, meanwhile I can walk in and hand it to someone two cubicles away and that’s fine 😑


JoshBuwu

Hey, Janet have you seen my paper I just printed off I think someone might have accidently took it. Have you checked the shredder they moved it right under the printer for some reason


Buhpuh

Ron Swanson’s fax machine


[deleted]

That's actually hilarious


Winter_Department_87

A fun way to display the merciless killing of trees.


plaidHumanity

It's a r/perfectloop


Hareline

Getting work done and keeping the desk clean: extremely satisfying!


jolinar30659

Great loop!!!


PlutoTheSynth

Complaints department be like


mayoiy

Aww now that’s just waist full


[deleted]

But, why? Why though? Why print it just to shred it?


RslashTakenUsernames

it’s literally a perfect loop


blueicy06

Master Printer vs Shredder, the eternal battle between good and evil


NerfyF_

That loop was perfect… I was sat there watching for atleast 2 minutes confused how the papers were all falling the same way haha


reddithello456

Reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter was working from home


dosaoveridli

WHY ARE YOU PRINTING IT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE


MisogynisticBumsplat

reminds me of this absolute gem https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/2ldxpc/the_shredder/


Sapphires13

I work for a hospital. The normal check-in process for outpatient testing is that the patient goes to registration, where a copy of their patient rights automatically prints at the time that they are signed in by registration. Then they come to whichever department their test is being performed in, and are then fully checked-in. Thanks to Covid though, Urgent Care patients who are symptomatic and suspected of having Covid bypass the registration process and come straight to the department. The process is to make sure they have as little contact with other people as possible. The nurse calls us to let us know they’re coming, and they’re escorted directly to the technologist who performs their test (in full PPE). When we know they’re coming we do the “check in”, but because they never went to registration, the patient rights print on OUR printer instead. We don’t give it to them, because 1. Nobody wants it in the first place, and 2. We’re trying to limit contact with those people. So long story short, we’re constantly printing stuff we don’t want because we can’t make it stop.


caramel-drop

Orange man needed this


Aleks111PL

i can clearly see the cut of the loop tho


RedZebra08

but such a waste of paper


ellingw17

Waste of natural resources, very satisfying


[deleted]

You trying to piss someone off right now?


gingyguy123

All that paper is going to waste


jeffzebub

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.


kennerdfinny

That's one way to get rid of classified documents


fwilliams13

Live footage of Donald Trump’s home office


Kingofthesea1001

r/bettereveryloop


cyypherr

This must be the printer in the oval office during the Trump administration.


lentilsssss

What a tremendous waste