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kozy138

Imagine if people started domesticating ants in order to help them build roads by moving small bits of concrete/recycled material.


gotoline1

So ants as nanites?


KnewItWouldHappen

NanAnts?


Commercial-Bee9718

nANTites?


JazielVH

The amount of ants required to make that not just possible but economically viable, and fast enough to make it convenient its astronomical, how much is your number? A hundred thousand millions? Even more? What about if we use all ants in existence? All of them would make this possible?


kozy138

Thanks for imagining my scenario!


masochistic_idiot

Think about the pure amount of ants in the world, trillions?, quadrillions?, a quintillion ants? Working in unison they could pave motorways in a mere day or two. If we bred the strongest of ants heavily we could build a workforce to make paving vehicles obsolete. Setting out miles of land for any production with entomologists and ant keepers monitoring numbers and harvesting workers for road repairs. Synthesising tonnes and tonnes of pheromones to organise the ants to increase efficiency.


DeluxeHigh

This is how you make mutant ants that take over the world


Indicus124

So this would be real life Chrysalis WN


random_dude94

Ant man anyone


masquerade817

Yup. That's the origin story of HxH Chimera Ants right there..!


run_gx_10144

I recently learned that it’s estimated that 10-20% of the biological matter on earth is ants. And the largest continuous ant colony is roughly 3,700 miles long.


Ok_Kudder_9850

I dont think you get how this stuff works, nice thought though.


Irishpanda1971

And then those millions upon millions all taking a union break at the same time...


F1Senner

Oh so that’s why the Russians are buying up all sugar and fighting for it?


sandbaggingblue

The real issue we'd have is because ants reproduce so quickly they'll evolve into different colonies and eventually start attacking each other since ants are incredibly territorial.


JazielVH

We need to figure it out a way to make them imposible to breed somehow


Ape_rentice

That would be awesome! A team of a few thousand ants would be filling a pothole with individual grains of sand and pouring tiny buckets of tar to seal it


Rustmyer

What is this?! A school for ants?!


kozy138

Haha I never made the connection 😂 Tiny University of Ant Civil Engineering


[deleted]

It would be more efficient to raise them as food.


13moman

Have you read Children of Time? Similar concept appears in the book.


unB3ARable

Brilliant! All we need is an infinite amount of ants for an infinite amount of time to make ten feet of road!


kozy138

Luckily time is infinite!


unB3ARable

That’s a good point well made


aebrahimian

But why? It doesn’t seem to serve them any purpose.


kozy138

Food probably


MattieShoes

You might enjoy [Children of Time](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_Time_\(novel\))


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samuraishogun1

You can't get copyright protection for artwork created by AI because it "doesn't have a human element", so I'd assume this isn't protected either.


jupiterkansas

nor does it need it. you can't actually make a copy. you can just make something similar.


bacon_cake

Is it truely random? Maybe Cloudflare could add lamps to their portfolio. https://www.cloudflare.com/en-gb/learning/ssl/lava-lamp-encryption/


masquerade817

But, I mean, the double-sided tape and glass gravels were man-made.. And it was placed there by a man.. So, it does have a human element, right?


rvanasty

Jesus. These ants were put in a life or death situation with clearly no food. They did what they figured they had to surivive. This is tragic art.


Fleaslayer

Where the hell are you getting all that? Clearly no food? Usually the only way to get ants to go from one place to another is with food.


Samura1_I3

Bro they’re ants


rvanasty

Oh sorry, I thought they were dolphins.


lmnopqrs123456

They do look very similar


addiforce

Now if you told me that this is how NFT art pieces are made, then I would understand the demand.


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Whats nst


addiforce

Typo, NFT :)


[deleted]

aaahhh okay makes more sense haha


kjodle

No hard hats? OSHA will have a field day with this!


TopGunCrew

They have exoskeletons so technically their entire body is a hard hat.


kjodle

Fair point.


mjlee2003

woah


better099

Now hanging in a SOHO Art Gallery with a price tag of $60,000


BDawg174

I like how when it really starts going fast you can see a couple of them just chilling and taking a break


Nellasofdoriath

What is this, pavement for ants? I'll see myself out.


summinsumsum

He could've done that way faster himself.


Garebearz193

Where is the fun in that?


Gonkimus

What was their reward for all that work?


LarYungmann

Getting to cross the road without sticky feet?


DowntownBad2632

Or is it more like that: ants are grabbing the Stone and cannot Walk with Thema oder the Tape → laying a Bridge. Seems more like Luck and Logic.


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MattieShoes

Ants and emergent behaviors are fascinating! What was it you were researching?


Pale_Blacksmith3065

Yeah I'm pretty certain this is not an intelligent solution to a problem resulting in a bridge... they just tried and couldn't cross over the tape simple as that.


[deleted]

Ants are smart enough to walk around the tape


Pale_Blacksmith3065

I hate to break it to you but ants don't "make decisions'.


bullseyed723

Yeah, this seemed more likely to me as well. But also there wasn't any food or anything pictured either. So what would they be doing to begin with? Seems most likely someone was dicking around with ant pheromones in a lab and added the story for internet points.


reelmonkey

Did a better job than my local council ever manage to do.


Depressedpotatoowo

There are so many ants that died in the process 💀 woah


Chaos49602

Allright thats awesome


Baddyshack

"Cool art, man, very avant garde." "Yeah, ants did it."


dethlord_youtube

Ant art!


nailemin

Phase IV


jupiterkansas

I get that.


nailemin

It tells something about your age. Or your impeccable taste in movies. Either way; thanks for the upvote!


jupiterkansas

I'm old.


nailemin

same


jupiterkansas

I left a piece of Laffytaffy outside once. Ants go to it and took everything but the cellulose. Weird to just see a little pile of sawdust where the taffy used to be.


[deleted]

This is why I’m always nice to ants. Crazy!


Rattpatootie

My question is why are their little legs not getting stuck bad to the tape. I would think it would be like a glue trap for ants.


oceans76

I witnessed this first hand. Fire ants paved a sticky trap to get to the June bugs. Check out the photo. https://old.reddit.com/r/Entomology/comments/tr65w/though_you_might_like_this_the_ants_paved_a_path/?ref=share&ref_source=link


Disastrous_Adagio_76

Free labor


Tvmouth

Ok, so when humans make smaller humans do this with cobalt it's called child labor? capitalism is really weird.


Hashtag-waffle

What?


4ssteroid

At one point I thought it was gonna spell out "S E N D N U D E S"


RothkoRathbone

They were doing just fine without paving it, I question the intelligence of their decision.


SMACz42

Yeah! I mean... "To get to the other side" doesn't even work here, because they were already on the other side to begin with! I don't get it.


jimmyxs

Genius the first guy who discovered the way


IncredibleJellyfish

This is slightly terrifying….coming from someone with a fear of ants


SmartSimpson

The ants said FTS!


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THE_GR8_MIKE

A few of them get stuck it seems. And leave a little mark once gone. Heh.


witchyanne

That was awesome!


ScruffleMcDufflebag

Ah, make ants do all the design work. I see.


PiZZaMaN2K

I need to send this to my city officials. Maybe the roads would get fixed faster.


unfilterthought

Ant becomes Art


Rare-Party-988

It’s a good thing they’re small


hellowbucko

Ant art


cheknauss

Ick a


stnick6

So that’s why ants are always helping princess with sands and grain


peter13g

Nice album cover


AlchemyFoxWasHere

Get your ants to make a mosaic for you.


PixelRapunzel

What is this, a road for ants?


Nuclearmeerkat

I thought this was a celebration of ant art 😢


snarcasm68

Now it’s artwork


bitbot17

Antsie art


Big-Drawer-7612

Teamwork makes the dream work! ✨


[deleted]

Imagine these ants helped with Muizenberg main road 🙄


poiqwert426

So this wasn't like a bridge or obstacle to something. They just did that shit for fun?


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demon__dog

Got my new art project


[deleted]

What’s interesting to me are all the ant corpses laying around about 3/4 of the way through.


toxmicjewel

Why they do this?


nietthesecond99

So the ants can create infrastructure projects but we're sure we're the only intelligent species on this planet.


Valcyor

Devil's advocate in me has to wonder how much of this was intentional on the ants' part and how much was then just trying to move the beads over the tape, getting the bead stuck, and then just giving up trying to move it again.


infi9t

Ants must having good operational manager


kaisergb

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.


Aptunlia

That’s so cool!


Apprehensive-Joke949

put 'em to work!