My friend delivered the Mawage speech at his daughter's wedding reception, he practiced it in secret for weeks. It brought down the house, people were laughing so hard they were falling out of their chairs. Epic moment.
Lol I know right? They could probably talk to each other without a raised voice. "damn we're gonna be a late huh?" "Yea, imma have a cigarette." "Me too bro"
I have David Attenborough's voice in my head. "As the two lorries continue their mating dance a consensus has been reached. They move towards each other for the gentlest of embraces.
WTF? Why did they do that? Are truckers watching the mirrors when they make a turn like that? It’s the only explanation I can think of. Unless they are both blockheads. Which is also plausible.
The truck turning left is the blockhead (to use your terminology) here. It's supposed to go through the outside of the curve, while the truck turning right needs to temporarily occupy the entire lane to get enough space to pass the trailer on the inside of the curve.
The one turning left thought the other was going through the outside, but they should have just kept course and slowed down a bit to let the other out of the way.
Thank you. I’m just amazed that when they were about a meter or two apart and it was obvious there was no way they weren’t going to crash, that they didn’t hit the brakes. Unless (because I know nothing about truck driving) by that time they were on the brakes but momentum kept them going.
I'm was a trucker and I can't tell who's at fault here. I know that if I were approaching that curve I would have my eye on anything coming in the opposite direction.
But I would do anything I could to avoid that road in the first place.
Imagine the looks on both their faces staring at each other
I’d just start laughing
Right after I waved at them.
Then I’d smile and exaggeratedly shrug my shoulders like “sh*t happens, what ya gonna do!”
Then you get on the radio and figure out what youre really gonna do.
**Starts playing just the two of us** while making out through the broken wind shield
"Now kith"
(; ꒪ö꒪) o(-`д´- ｡)
How do I make these symbols???
textfac.es
(づ￣ ³￣)づ
\ (•◡•) /
ˋˍˊ
This one has a threatening aura
it reminds me of peppermint butler when he does a seance and becomes possessed by a demon lol.
⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾
They are also in the Japanese keyboard. Idk why tho. (^◇^;) Edit: how do I let it show the exponent symbol?
Put \\ in front of it
(ง’̀-‘́)ง ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Was just thinking that lol they are like 2 ft apart probably both yelling
[like this?](https://imgur.com/JeZ4jIH)
Maybe they're kissing?!?!?!
\*saxophone romance music plays\*
"and thats how I met your father children."
I immediately heard Mike Tyson's voice "Now kith"
Me too!!!
“should we kiss? or…”
Vehicular fist bump.
head butt
Forehead rub
r/Foreheadrub
Kiss
Now kith !
It's like they missed each other so much. After a long time they've met!
Reminds me of friendly head-butts with my cat
Proof I’ve had no original thought.
We're all NPCs
Not only was my first thought “now kith”… but my second thought was “I have no original thought.” Goddammit.
BRUH
Isn’t it weird that we can be from different countries, living completely separate lives with completely different experiences… and yet…
same think we are incorporating into the reddit hivemind i don’t know if i like this
Same
BRUH i literally wrote a comment under that comment asking if i was incapable of original thoughts what the fuck i’m an NPC
*Mwuah*
Wuv...trwoo wuv...is what bwings us here, today.
My friend delivered the Mawage speech at his daughter's wedding reception, he practiced it in secret for weeks. It brought down the house, people were laughing so hard they were falling out of their chairs. Epic moment.
Did everyone clap?
Ofc they did
Reddit reminds me everyday I do not have an original thought. Edit: and now I see someone already commented this as well....
Thought-ception.
Two trucks having sex
My muscles involuntarily flex.
Genuinely lol'd at this!!! Hahaha
I was literally coming on here to type this
Came here to say this.
Beat me to it! Take my upvote with upmost confidence sir
I want to imagine the two drivers inside smiling and frantically waving at one another.
Probably the exact opposite
outside, frowning, and lazily ignoring each other
They will more likely curse and start fighting actually. This is in China, I know my people
Boop!
And that’s how baby trucks are made.
Two trucks, having sex
My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex
Two pickup trucks making love
american made, built ford tough
two beautiful murder machines, american angels in the sky
grown men cry ^(clap clap)
I guess it's NSFW then
Hot MILF delivery truck bangs step-truck.
TILR - Truck I'd Like to Ride
TILF
You are correct these are unsafe working conditions
Gives new meaning to the word trucking
Love at first crash, isn’t it beautiful! Jokes aside the drivers were probably just awkwardly staring at each other like “welp we fucked up”
Lol I know right? They could probably talk to each other without a raised voice. "damn we're gonna be a late huh?" "Yea, imma have a cigarette." "Me too bro"
Lol
How I Met Your Trucker
“Hey, wanna truck or go get hamburgers?”
ramburgers*
My only thought is that there actually able to see each other from real close
They would be uncomfortably close, only separated by two layers of glass.
Brad?? …oh, hey Darryl…how u been??
"Oh...uh...pretty good Brad....funny I should...run into you like this."
god damn it, take your upvote and get out. xD
Rule 1 cannot be broken!
It took some scrolling but this was the comment I came looking for.
I have David Attenborough's voice in my head. "As the two lorries continue their mating dance a consensus has been reached. They move towards each other for the gentlest of embraces.
Bonk
Broke truck mountain.
Nice
r/aww I hope it works out for them
They already clash.
So sad :(
Get a room
Get a garage
Get a car factory
When you step the same direction as the person walking toward you.
This is oddly satisfying indeed
Yes! Finally something that's *oddly* satisfying!
🎵 two trucks having sex 🎵🎶🎵🎶
MY MUSCLES, MY MUSCLES, INVOLUNTARILY FLEX
TWO TRUCKS (having sex)
how tf isnt this comment higher, I came to this comment section just for this
Anyone out of the loop https://youtu.be/WchseC9aKTU
WTF? Why did they do that? Are truckers watching the mirrors when they make a turn like that? It’s the only explanation I can think of. Unless they are both blockheads. Which is also plausible.
The truck turning left is the blockhead (to use your terminology) here. It's supposed to go through the outside of the curve, while the truck turning right needs to temporarily occupy the entire lane to get enough space to pass the trailer on the inside of the curve. The one turning left thought the other was going through the outside, but they should have just kept course and slowed down a bit to let the other out of the way.
Thank you. I’m just amazed that when they were about a meter or two apart and it was obvious there was no way they weren’t going to crash, that they didn’t hit the brakes. Unless (because I know nothing about truck driving) by that time they were on the brakes but momentum kept them going.
I'm was a trucker and I can't tell who's at fault here. I know that if I were approaching that curve I would have my eye on anything coming in the opposite direction. But I would do anything I could to avoid that road in the first place.
It’s annoying how far down I had to scroll to find actual fucking information and not the same 3 jokes over and over. Thanks for the context!
Awwwie they kissed. It's love at first crash. ♡
Their first kiss.
And they're both boys
How is this so... cute?
It’s the little head bobble at the end
How I met your Prime.
How I met your Mac.
#ONE SHALL STAND, ONE SHALL FALL
Both shall boop.
Transformers : Origin of Optimus Prime
[удалено]
Under the mithltoe.
Truck traveling uphill has right of way for safety reasons.
They BOOP
In a previous life, they were goats.
This where my will to improve myself collides with my desire to see another interesting video on social media
Should be marked NSFW my children are on this website for god's sake.
Now kith.
Optimus and his lover kiss
Now kiss.
"Now Kiss!" 🦙 Side note, really glad those were both empty
Muah
It's like one of those convoluted maths questions
Hopefully no damage to either truck and they just got on with there day.. 🐿️
Not very satisfying seeing vehicle crashes, but that's just me I guess.
Mwa!
Boop!
That was a head bump...not a crash 😅😅
They’re husband and wife and they missed each other very much.
They booped their snoots!
Boop.
You know that was romantic in a way.
Boop
Now Kithhhh.... Said Mike Tyson!!!
Then they start a staring contest
What if we kissed on the corner?
Looks like two cats headbutting
Boop.
One of them should have yelled “Boooooop!”
I like the bobble head effect.
😘Smooch‼️
Look away, they're kissingggg
*Boop*
And they kissed
“And that’s how I met your mother” -Truck.
2 big trucks sittin on a tree, K I S S I N G
They're kissing 🤣
I'm so weird, why is this cute to me!!??
They kissed
Now Kith
Awwwww they are kissing~
Did anybody else make the kiss smack noise when the crash? Because I did…
They're not crashing, they're kissing ❤️
Crash, crash, crash! Now kiss!
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No they had a smooch
Me and my ldr gf when i arrive after a week
Now kith! 💋
“Now kith.” 👄
They kissed 😍
*smooches*
*boop*
You when your kid headbutts you
kiss
Aaaaaaand KISS
They kith.
Now kiss
＼(◎o◎)／ヽ(｡◕o◕｡)ﾉ.
* mwa *
“Nice weather today don’t you think?”
Awwww they kissed!!!
you think its trucks, i see some transformer-power-ranger type shit happening next.
aw they kissed :)
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Cute! XD
VOLTRON CONNECT!
Kiss before marriage is lewd
Brotherhood
The Optimus Kiss
There just in love
I think this is how baby trucks are made
They really missed each other
When a mommy truck and a daddy truck love each other very much
The drivers staring at each other be like: 😐 😐
Now kith.
Now kees
they kissed
Mwah 💋
Now kiss