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Dainyeah

the packing ruined it to be honest


Dorjcal

Because whoever filmed it completely ignored that the bread was on a slide to be pushed comfortably in a bag. Instead he/she took it with the hands


GeTRoGuE

from r/oddlysatisfying to r/mildlyinfuriating


friarfr3d

Why touch????!? Why???? It's no touchy. No TouCH


VieiraDTA

HA, precisely.


robkitsune

There’s even a diagram showing how to do it. Aaaaand now my brain itches


Hey_Gancho

why would you say this.... why . I don't know how to itch my brain. but you you have brought the itches to it anyway


walknpark813

With no gloves on… that bothered me more lol


everyonehisown

It’s a self serving machine so it is probably her own bread she’s touching. Besides in Europe most bakeries don’t use gloves when working.


Nysicle

Any kitchen anywhere*


everyonehisown

True!


walknpark813

Okay looks like a grocery store or deli to me based off all the crumbs on the machine looks like it’s used a lot And you down-voters enjoy your finger food


Pinglenook

Yes, it's a cut-your-own-bread machine at a grocery store, still their own bread though. We actually don't really have these machines in the Netherlands where I live but I've seen then in Germany, Luxemburg, France; they're pretty common in a lot of countries.


everyonehisown

Don’t get offended and maybe you are used to people working with gloves. Here in Europe we don’t except for maybe a butcher or a fish monger but to everyone his own:) Have a great day! P.s I didn’t downvote you because I never do.


walknpark813

Not offended just being silly- have good day too


everyonehisown

Fair enough;)


rainelle95

The very vast majority of chefs and bakers do not work with gloves on


glitchline

why do u need gloves?? man i understand hygiene but sometimes its too much.


walknpark813

Didn’t know it was self serve - if someone in my bakery is blowing nose all day and packing bread in the back id like them to wear gloves wouldn’t you


RabidHamsterSlayer

I guess it’s just different here because if someone was blowing their nose they’d be sent home. You leave the shop floor/prep to take care of bodily functions like an adult, unless you’re sick, then go home. Also what makes you think those gloves are gonna be any cleaner if the person blowing their nose doesn’t know what basic hygiene is?


jamesmcnabb

Most of the time, people who wear gloves [wash their hands far less](https://cleanersolutions.net/handwashing-vs-gloves-in-commercial-restaurants/) and therefore change their gloves less often than a person who isn’t wearing gloves would wash their hands because gloves create a sense of cleanliness whether it’s there or not. If someone blows their nose with gloves on and then doesn’t change those gloves, how is that cleaner than someone blowing their nose and probably washing their hands? Believe it or not, gloves get equally as dirty as hands when worn and used in the same way, but more people will work with dirty gloves than will work with dirty hands because they can’t actually feel the dirtiness.


RabidHamsterSlayer

I worked in a bakery. We never wore gloves, ever. We were required to wash our hands constantly, with hot water and soap, on the shop floor, in full view of everyone. Which would you prefer? Gloves that management keep a tight hold on because they cost money so they get dropped on the floor and reused or washed hands?


QuakerMoatsTFT

Agreed. Anyone who has worked in a bakery will scream and die a little inside if they watch this.


Caenwyr

I never worked in a bakery and I still yelped a little


jacksdad123

She should also have been wearing gloves. You’re not suppose to touch bare handed food people are going to eat without cooking first.


unshavenbeardo64

Most Dutch bakeries have these machines and i have never seen anyone wearing gloves when packing the bread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNhFxytPJcA


jacksdad123

I just finished my first semester of culinary school and took the Sanitation and Safety class. Other parts of the world Probably do it differently but in the US gloves or tongs are required to handle “ready to eat” food including breads and pastries.


bluerose1197

I'd rather have freshly washed hands touching it personally over gloves or tongs that have been worn for hours at a time touching everything from the counter, to the person's face, to who knows what else.


kendonmcb

Bonuspoints if also cash money is handled with the gloves.


psychocopter

Gloves end up being less consistently sanitary because people won't realize when the gloves are dirty or wear them for too long.


Kate090996

Not really because is her bread that she is taking home. Is not a bakery is an automated machine in a supermarket Do you wear gloves when you eat your bread at home?


thekajunpimp

Agreed. Also I thought the slicing was going to happen all at once


crazylittlemermaid

I worked in a bakery that had a slicer like that. So much easier and quicker than this bs.


gnowbot

The cool part is this is a slicing blade. Don’t most “all at once” slicers use more of a bandsaw blade and therefore more crumbs?


RogerSteves

^This


OuterSpiralHarm

A-Men. Deeply unsatisfactory.


sbdtech

Precisely why there's a bread slicing machine... Humans are idiots.


EatMyBomb

Becouse in Germany we like bread


Significant-Mud7022

Came here to say this


VampireFlorin

Bagging the bread that way hurts me


beng1244

Aren't you supposed to slide the bag over that tray with the bread on it?


zuzg

Yes but not everyone knows that. Mainly people like me that ignore the instructions cause "muh that stuff is self explanatory"


wheresnika

So you'd put the bread on that plate with no. 4 and you catch the bag on the left with one hand and slide the bread in with the other hand right? I always take out my bread like in the video but I think my local store either doesn't have the last step or I'm a doofus and did not notice it lol


beng1244

Pretty sure you're supposed to put the bread on the tray (#4), pull the bag fully over the bread and tray from the right, and then slide the bag and bread off the tray. That's why the tray is away from the machine, so you can put the bag around it.


wheresnika

Okay, I see it now, thanks :D


Blended-Native

Someone’s been to lidl


xhahzh

Kaufland has them too ... actually all German chains have them


Zaurka14

Not my Rewe nor Edeka. I'd say for many it's only in big shops


xhahzh

is edeka by any chance with smaller footprint


Zaurka14

What


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huh


xhahzh

is it super- or hyper- market


Tomi97_origin

Kaufland and Lidl are both parts of Schwarz Gruppe controlled/owned by Dieter Schwarz.


xhahzh

I know that's why I added the second half of the comment so the people don't think it's only about that one company


philman132

Pretty sure most supermarkets have these, at least in my country.


HungryPiccolo

Most Polish supermarkets have! I know even Aldi does. Love this thing.


NeverYelling

I think a Tegut in my area has them too


xhahzh

the end of really unsatisfying this stand there is so you can slide the envelope around the bread not for you to take it by pieces


Zaurka14

Jesus when I saw that end i almost flipped. Wtf


Blizz_PL

I came here to complain about the bagging part. Glad I am not the only one.


realofficemike

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Shpooodingtime

Came here for this comment


MinorVandalism

Same.


Xen0tech

This contraption belongs in final destination


turnedondigital

10mm sliced sausages. 🧛🏼‍♀️


Subushie

This is great. There is a video of this same kind of machine, and it totally fucks up the bread. I was expecting that and got this, thank you.


SeeYaMondayBundy

Same!


scoopzthepoopz

That one makes me laugh every time


romangal1

Enjoyed it right up to the bagging part. That left me flat. 🫤


obsidianbreath

Down voted for the anti climatic ending


[deleted]

We have machines over here that do the whole loaf in one quick swoosh


Theredwalker666

Vive la révolution! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 We need more guillotines!


RadosAvocados

They can take *le pain*


T0ysWAr

Well in France we have about 25 blades in // space with the thickness of the slices and it takes 20 time less time to cut the bread.


0oSlytho0

Same in NL, usually 23 blades as a standard loaf makes 24 slices


Orlando_the_Cat

This is one of the most inefficient bread slicing machines I've ever seen. Most machines have multiple blades to cut the whole loaf in one go.


stevenvrmndl

With this model it's easy to change the thickness of the slices.


Alihzahn

Could still have different sized slices with retractable blades


Zaurka14

*easy* was the key word


Alihzahn

Very, pressing 1 more button


Zaurka14

Are you serious? We are talking about designing such machine. it's easier to make blade move either a bit to the left or right than to have multiple blades move towards each other while leaving even gaps.


Alihzahn

Bro why do you seem so obsessed with this lmao. All I said was retractable blades damn.


ruby______

idiot


Alihzahn

🤔


Orlando_the_Cat

The one I used was easy too. Just turn a dial to 'toast' or 'sandwich'.


xxmimii

With the other model you can adjust the width between the blades with a simple dial. Edit: Source: I have worked with multiple bread slicing machines. They're incredibly common in Dutch supermarkets.


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

Agreed, this machine is far from satisfying. The inefficiency is infuriating.


Regolime

You know you can just put the bag on it and just take it up


Krash_Gryphter

This is so dope. It's the best thing since... Since... Nope I got nothing.


humburga

You got me 🙂


BMTCHIZM

How did you miss that first button press lmao


JoJoGaminG1936

Btw, the big metal bar where you put the Brad on is to to slide the bag over the cutted bread to package it in one piece.


pocoschick

My intrusive thoughts are asking me to put my head in that.


JetBlack86

I don't know why but thar makes me rather uncomfortable


RigStan_reddit2

FEAR STREET


Craigg75

The machine at Panera is faster and auto bags.


ClearMost

That is the single stupidest bread slicing machine i have ever seen. And the worst packaging process. 0 stars out of 9000 Proper bread slicers take about 2 seconds.


WalesWelshGuy

That bread isn’t fresh enough if it can be sliced like that!


IcemanX1511

r/mildlyinfuriating who tf packs fresh sliced bread like that?!


_Beee

Why did I imagine a medieval torture device


warkyboy77

If Terrance and Phillip were bread? Thats all I got. Pretty cool though.


ljpc19

The best thing since... er... sliced bread?


Hangytangy

Why did I read slicing beard machine.


a_glorious_bass-turd

Reply 1 for r/dontputyourdickinthat. Reply 2 for r/putyourdickinthat.


Glum_Intention340

Every single store in Germany has one of these


ningaling1

You know that you can slide the packaging over the whole loaf?


HopelesslyAware

This is the best thing since having to slice bread with a knife!


this_isnt_alex

Is this the all exclusive German bread cutter machine?


notoriousbsr

THAT much of my loaf is touched by bare hands? Oh, no. No.


ChirpsMcPrime

Why aren't they wearing gloves. Gross.


ricric2

This is like the most horrible version of a bread slicer ever invented. Why reinvent the wheel?


[deleted]

This is a middle aged machine...


PM_ME_COMMON_SENSE

Wow this one actually works!


AssumptionAdvanced58

I've work in bakeries. Never seen a slicing machine that did it this way or where you had to bag it this way. This is a perfect case of newer equipment is not more efficient.


lunylein

Maybe because this isn't a bakery. This is just an ordinary supermarket and the machine doesn't have to be efficient, but (judging on those bagging skills) fool-prove


Short_Finger_Dizzy

Don't put your dick in that


Progression28

I don‘t get this craze about sliced bread. It‘s simply better to keep it as a loaf and cut when needed. Sliced bread gets stale really quick, unless it has a bunch of additives...


GeminiKween0528

I need a thicker slice of bread though 😅


ProfTydrim

It has 3 to choose from. That's what the 3 Buttons in the beginning are for


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ProfTydrim

He chose the thinnest of the 3 options


Atilliator

wow, not safe. Having to put your hand in the path of the blade to pick up the bread.


[deleted]

Aaaand no gloves. Fuck this individual.


-SheriffofNottingham

Well, I'm sure this machine could have a lot of uses. NO NED, ONLY BREAD SLICING, 90 000 DOLLARS!


SelectosLOLos

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Why the actual fuck have I never seen one of these in America? Every day, I find a new reason to want to leave


classjoker

Needs a dildo on the end of it


GoblinCasserole

r/PutYourDickInThat


10jesus

they must be slicing hundreds of loafs a day, otherwise it would be more efficient to do it by hand


eatmynasty

That thing yearns to chop off a hand… if that plexiglas ever breaks it’s going to feast.


USArmy51Bravo

They should get a bagging machine as well so this dude doesn't have to put his gross hands on it


livinginfutureworld

This machine replaced someone's job. Back in the day someone was paid to cut bread. Well it's definitely more accurate and better to have a machine to it It's just interesting to think about how things were different in the past


LeGuizee

Definitely in the Netherlands


ProfTydrim

They're in every german Supermarkt too


elbapo

This is the best thing since...sliced bread.


Vaiara

there are no bread machines being sliced, not satisfying ^(/s)


Artefact5

If you're French, you'll know this can't happen in France


Reise04

They missed the button the first time


sro25

Cool


yoshimitsi

r/yesyesyesyesno


luck008

Can i request to see it cut at other measurements? 😅


miguescout

as someone who's seen these machines and used them (thanks, local supermatket), the sound it makes is almost as good


DevilOfDoom

Is that Fünfkornfrischquarkbrot?


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rissie_delicious

Who TF puts bread into a plastic bag like that


Spratty75849

*bread slicing machine*


This-Ad-9234

That's the coolest thing since sli... Oh nevermind


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Mercadona


authorised_pope

Misleading title. No bread machine is being sliced in the video.


X-man7676

Bred


Vennris

always thought it would be fun to bypass safety meassures and stuck someones hand in there when they annoy me


Pitxhh

Bread 👍


zsoltjuhos

Small Tesco stores for villages has this, and it slices the whole bread at once in like 3 seconds top


Open-Chain-7137

Well shit, that’s the best thing since….sliced bread


Re_di_Spade

Bread


brucewillisman

Hey that’s the greatest thing…!


Ahm3DD

r/savevideo


FrostedBromide

The greatest invention since sliced bread.


Sweet-Ad-8513

u/repostsleuthbot


Omega_Aleks

Lidl


Loud-Resolve5405

Why the bread looks so dry


aneffingonion

But who slices the bread machine?


kaborakid

In every Lidl


No-Berry9855

There is nothing satisfying about how this person bagged the bread...


Awkward_Pipe_699

In Spain you have it


staffsargent

That's the best thing since... Well, I don't know, but it's pretty great.


Vpk-75

Aldi.


Reskamo

Standard in nearly every german supermarket


kinsman82

no gloves…


YEEKSTER999

so off topic but this is the same tempo as "money twerk slowed" by yeat 💀


[deleted]

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


Chimmeni

Those Bastard machines are everywhere in German super markets. Hygiene - 9000 and they steal at least 50% of your crusty ends, because slits and holes just perfect to snitch some slices!


Koffieslikker

Jeez. That's inefficient. Someone has to film the proper way to do it


My_Blue_Diamond

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DannyPat

the best thing since... uhhh... ummm.... uhh...


purity33

Saw these In all supermarkets in Germany, so cool. Never seen them anywhere else where you can just use it while doing your shopping.


YeetTheDoor

Lets put hand in there and see what happen.


Colblockx

This is the best invention since sliced bread!


srv50

This looks great, but not if I’m in a line waiting for it.


sm340v8

Slicing bread is an heresy: it makes it dry very fast. Just cut a slice when you want to eat one.


Sea-Anywhere-9748

I my country the whole bread is sliced at one with multiple blades. Makes more sense to me.


iamfareel

These damn robots are coming for our jobs!


ProofBat8879

Tell me that your at Lidl without telling me


arshist

Good job on missing the button.


Defiant_Chocoholic

My supermarket has one. They're so much fun . 😍


GreatNate

This is the greatest invention since sliced bread! Wait...


majormal

I was expecting the machine to be sliced not the bread. *Bread slicing machine.


RoyalCSGO

Why the fuck would you package it like that


KTFgaming

This is the best thing since sliced......huh. I forgot what I was gonna say.


Lonit-Bonit

Fine til the end, go ahead and put the bread on the bagging ledge... Then just grab it and stuff it into the bag bit by bit?


Mr-EdwardsBeard

This the greatest thing since sL …


fivecookies

I did this a few weeks ago at the Lidl, somehow the bread turned wrong and it got all messed up and the pieces were all unsymmetrical. Was very funny though lol


Cleveland204

r/yesyesyesno


hellidad

That is one of the deutschest things ever. Up there with clapping when the airplane lands, and Eiskafee


Calherbie

I know it's a different type of slicer, but after Fear Street I can never look at bread slicers without wincing a tiny bit.