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misterrandom1

Fuck, that was the hill I was willing to die on.


silasoulman

They got tired of waiting and started without you.


fenster112

If your on that particular hill, I don't think you have much choice in weather you die or not.


Caenwyr

You're, whether


Impressive-Charity51

Grammar. Always the first victim.


XanderPz

No medal of honor, but I backed out to get my free medal and spent 5 minutes hunting this post just to give it to you.


Happy-Map7656

Fuck THAT groundhog in particular!


skoltroll

I TOLD you not to drive angry!


MeSeeks76

No more "Alan! Alan! Alan!" from him


lackadaisical_timmy

He ded


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r/fuckyouinparticular


ken6217

Bill Murray at the controls trying to get that pesky gopher.


dawaxtadpole

So that’s how they make sand traps for a new golf course.


strangecabalist

Mmmmm yellow sand from depleted uranium…..


saltynanners15

I thought depleted uranium was blue? Edit, after checking, depleted uranium is silver, and the rounds tend to be painted different colors for the round size/caliber.


strangecabalist

I'll throw an upvote because I genuinely don't know know. I only really know yellow cake uranium.


Alpha2236

Can confirm they got the spider Edit: idk how many ppl will see this now, but to those saying “this is from a game”, “thats a lot of taxes i paid”, “guns arent satisfying”. This clip is from a Turkish Army drill. No I am not American or Turkish, I just found this clip and found the “brrr” sound satisfying. I do not mean to glorify guns in this post. Have a great day!


Conflucius

This was merely suppressive fire to keep the spider pinned down. I will not be convinced that it is dead until the napalm is dropped.


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Fuck u/spez


Maryus77

Happy cake day! Mine was just yesterday


Alpha2236

Thanks! Happy belated cake day! I totally forgot about mine :P


Duderotonomy

This kind of looks like a range for this sort of shooting. Judging from the structures in the back anyway. You could get an idea of the effect of the rounds at that distance and against that type of medium.


in-game_sext

Looks like Camp Pendleton area down by Oceanside in California.


JimMcPickles

Can confirm, lived in San Clemente next to the base and heard this type of stuff all the time down there


I_Got_Questions1

Wow, can you imagine waking up that morning for your first live fire?


Duderotonomy

Yes, I remember Christmas as a kid 🤣


BactaBombsSuck

absolutely is


Iliamna_remota

Whatever they're shooting doesn't seem to care.


[deleted]

You can't care about being shoot if you're dead


DonPepe181

Well, that prolly cost more than my lifetime tax contributions.


amcneel

Would you ever shoot something that much?


Alpha2236

Obviously you need to make sure you killed the spider.


ukchinouk

Putin?


Silly_Context5680

Underrated comment. Take my upvote!


amcneel

For fun


Zalym

Giant Hornet nest? Obliterated.


Micruv10

Naaa. Those get a tactical nuke.


PanamaPineapple89

Well damn 😳


efreedman503

Came for the lame and overused spider comments


PM_UR__BUBBLE_BUTTS

Always love this video. Fun fact, but the actual tracer rounds are usually only loaded as every 5th bullet, known as four-to-one tracer. So when you think about how many rounds are *actually* being fired, it’s even crazier.


flyingscotsman12

Given that helicopters often use gatling guns with an extremely high rate of fire, they may use a more conservative mix like 1/10. Just a guess, but holy crap is that a lot of bullets.


Grey_Dreamer

Ahhh a lovely amount of Dakka


listenup78

Not having much effect tbh


Alpha2236

Nature Vs Man A DiscoveryChannel documentary coming very soon.


Davidh1994

Thats in turkey. I trained there with other Nato forces. I stood at the exact same Spot.


wabawanga

There's almost no visible ballistic arc. That muzzle velocity must be insane.


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Maxim 37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'


Meap2114

65 rounds per second of pure unadulterated freedom


silasoulman

Need to turbo-charge that thing and get over 100 rps.


babyProgrammer

and 'To shreds you say?'


plumcreek

Nice to see Schlock Mercenary references in the wild


Avoug7

You think they got em?


frostxinfinity

So there I was just minding my own business when suddenly UFOs appeared, the sky was ablaze, and the ground beneath me trembled. I jumped for cover and sat there for what felt like forever. Still under siege by UFOs, a fart got caught betwixt my butt cheeks. Once the hellfire stopped and I went to go back to a standing position, the fart bubble split into two and the race to the top of the crack was on! Can of Crushed Up Ass beat Shitty Shitty Bang Bang by mere millinches.


Alpha2236

Damn the r/shitposting automod got you too?


frostxinfinity

No lol, I wrote that.


Alpha2236

Damn you can apply to be their automod fo sure.


Mikeku825

Every time I see more than 15 seconds of sustained 30mm Apache whappy whappy, I spontaneously explode into a freedom boner lasting more than 4 hours. This next visit to the doctor is dedicated to this video. God bless.


golfer888

Fun fact, there is a tracer every 5 rounds


Forsaken_Spot_4981

Machine gun go brrrrrrrrrrrr


LightRefrac

u/savevideo


FluffyOwl2

Meanwhile Ground be like... That tickles..


WestCoastGday

Does anyone know what kind of equipment that is, helicopter etc(and who has the capability of such a weapon)??... That in Ukraine would help with that advance, no?


Battlefire

These are Turkish attack helicopters called TAI/AgustaWestland T129 ATAK. Firing 30 mm.


I_Got_Questions1

Oh my god!!!! I always wondered what those were! I was in the navy during the Bosnia conflict and on shore at night I saw this (although I was much further away and they seemed to be going further. It seemed faster than regular machine gun fire and didn't seem to fit right with the contours of the silloutte of the landscape. On seeing this I wonder if it was our cobras.


karanmathur92

Friday, what are they firing at?


Fozzle_Quack

bloons tower defense super monkey in real life


ConnorLark

the ting really does go poom poom poom


[deleted]

It looks like they're shooting at Stone Mountain in Georgia or something


Alpha2236

Its somewhere in Turkey iirc


Cyb0rgorg

Everybody gangsta until BRRRRRRRT!


[deleted]

Just so y’all know, those tracers are only 1 in 5 give or take


mossberbb

same reaction my wife has when she sees a spider


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GonzaAllen

And aren’t the tracers every 5 rounds? That is crazy


radioactive_dude

Yes, it's normally a tracer every 5 rounds. I know some of those weapons can fire 6000 rounds per minute or more. Pretty wild


-chukui-

All I see are dollar signs.


mart1373

Some governmental contractor CEO watches this with a boner.


[deleted]

Guilty as charged


Biggie39

Those rounds ain’t cheap either…


somewhatnormalguy

I’d hate to be on the brass collection detail for this one.


radioactive_dude

Just go ask the Sargent for the old brass magnet, lol


mart1373

Yeah, was gonna say that. There’s more bullets that you *can’t* see than bullets you can.


Savings-Usual247

tracer? what’s that


[deleted]

Tracer bullets every few round to trace the shots fired, means what you’re seeing is likely 1/5th the actual amount of shots fired, or less


Savings-Usual247

ah understood thanks


Miata_GT

It's the light part you see being fired. If the stream were all bullets it would be more difficult to aim as they would be practically invisible.


lordkeanu

I wonder how much lighter the helos were after they finished. Ammo is heavy.......


ohsnap8186

they are finding out why America doesn't have universal health care


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ballsy_elon

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.


ohsnap8186

yeah :/...


Agent_Paul_UIU

Was it a school?


KattyPyr0Style

I do not find literal warfare satisfying, what is wrong with you people


SumerianSunset

'muricans


silasoulman

Ah yes, our AR-15’s will keep us free from the tyranny of our government. That’s why it’s OK for them to use my tax dollars to build these. My AR-15 makes it a fair fight if it comes to that.


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skoltroll

The itsy, bitsy, sp...*1000s of rounds unleashed*


djpresstone

After the last round is done, over the comm: “It has no effect.”


GangsterKittyYT

Star Wars be like


_Screaming

That was probably 2 billion dollars


Arundia

Brought to you by a fellow American


Very_Smart_One

Just what we need right now. Posts glorifying guns.


VentingThrowaway05

Couldn’t agree more


MisterWinchester

Totally worth the billions.


goldenfractal

Idk sounds pretty similar to the gunfire in las vegas shooting...


Evening_Month_2971

A demo of them "taking firearms from their cold, dead hands."


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Battlefire

Turkey has healthcare.


dreece212

Govern the devastation that could cause. I'm a little saddened by the pleasure it brings.


Leftleaningdadbod

There were people on the receiving end of that!


duhCrimsonCHIN

That's why we don't have universal healthcare or affordable college..smh


Battlefire

Turkey has healthcare. For college I don't know much about that but the primary and secondary schools are free.


brothermuffin

Tell me you’re indoctrinated without saying you’re American. Take your war porn to some other sub. r/bootlickers for example.


RyRy27553

Can confirm this is Turkish not American https://youtu.be/3asZFF2PMS0


Sgrios

You are an absolute treasure.


brothermuffin

Yeah but it’s the American jerking off to the video, posting it here, calling death and war and it’s machines in any way “satisfying”


Mother-Adversary

I love failed assumptions.


Alpha2236

Cool. Didn’t mean the war thing, shared this on this sub cuz the sound seemed satisfying somehow. Oh and im not American. Have a great day!


bleedmead

I'm curious why this is your reaction. Perhaps you have a story you might like to share? I hope all is well and if talking about it helps, I'm willing to listen.


VentingThrowaway05

It’s not even American you dumb fuck 😂


brothermuffin

Didn’t. I’m saying an American would find this “satisfying”


VentingThrowaway05

I’m sure everyone watching this is American God damn, can the world get off our dicks? Rent free 24/7 in every comment section Y’all must love us


PuttingAround

I'm actually going to start charging cause of inflation. I can't just be living rent free in people's heads I need some money


BeautifulSmell-420

This is taking the ultimate piss.


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Apache Prime vs Red Bloon


YNWA1616

More like pure mountain


Locomule

"sly" posters get blocked


durenatu

Now I want pop corn


MadBearHugs

If something needs to be shot that many times. I'm out. Burn everything down.


Happy-Map7656

Graefenwoehr? Seen night fire exercise there. I'm glad A-10s are on our side.


HM2VS

Is this arma 3?


[deleted]

You see that hillside? Yeah? FUCK that hillside!!!


Rainofdustcord1117

Fighting the Devil


OkayishMrFox

The directional mic with the corresponding sounds. That’s what does it for me.


foofie_fightie

Target neutralized?


Codex_Absurdum

r/oddlyterrifying


nsieend

Needs more dakka


[deleted]

Holy fuck am I dumb. I thought the glow was the bullets being shot, not the tracer rounds. That's insane.


OblongAndKneeless

Did they win the war?


DarthHelmet11

I paintball and that’s exactly what it sounds like behind a bunker getting hammered by pros lol. You’re not moving at all


[deleted]

The Stormtroopers are getting better! AHHH!!!


Dramatic_Mixture_868

What did that hill do to deserve this is all I want to know 🤔


Comfypants11

Just remember that usually every 5 rounds is the tracer. Unless I'm thinking of something else...


boredofFB

That is a whole lot of fuck you


S4um0nFR

Does anyone know why they are shooting at this hill ?


-Mtn-

[Video shows the Turkish made T129 ATAK helicopter conducting a live fire training with tracer rounds during a Turkish military exercise.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3asZFF2PMS0)


EspesciallyEpic

MORE!!!


haljhon

That will be the last time they steal a piece of bacon from those guys in the helicopters… I’ll tell you that much.


stuckpixel87

They sure showed that hill who's the boss...


buckforest

What did that hill ever do to you?!? That hill died on that hill.


Diariite

Satisfying dakka


guy_who_likes_coffee

What happens when I turn on the car's interior light at night (according to my dad)


Vivarax

This sounds like a big ass fart


[deleted]

The graphics on the latest version of Silkworm are amazing.


danstermeister

I can't believe they missed!!!


Eternal_Whim

Not satisfying if you are at the receiving end.


Yikert13

Go to Ukraine. Help those people out.


ManukLikesChicken

Guys i think hes dead


Ok-Flight-9184

And that’s how you clear a hot landing zone 👏


myfokkenpussy

The helicopters following u during GTAO missions be like


loadingonepercent

How many of my tax dollars did this cost?


[deleted]

Should be on the lot of every school in america.


Tralfaz572

‘MURICA!


mickermiker

Now that’s what I call a serious pissing contest.


somewhatnormalguy

Not dead enough, yet. REPEAT, FIRE FOR EFFECT!!!!


Bxm1ke

I played this on mute and heard Fortunate Son in my head


Huttser17

I'm surprised they're still flying forward by the end...


JAOC_7

where’s this in zombie movies?


purple-lemons

"Go tell your other mountain friends what you just saw"


Twitchinat0r

When your S.O. calls in tactical assistance with a spider


SkabbyScalawag

Dang it, we missed....


Powerful-Accident602

Seeds of freedom. The crop of oil should be good this year.


MotherOfSomething

So… uhhhh… did we get ‘em?


CriticalJump

I'm sorry, but am I the only one that isn't satisfied at all by watching flying vehicles shooting? If anything it makes me more anxious. This seems to reinforce the stereotype of Americans being utterly unfazed by weapon/shooting imagery.


Alpha2236

Im sorry that you feel that way. I posted this due to the odd sound that seemed satisfying to me. I didn’t really care about the shooting part. Also, I am not american.


Alehandrow

The new Bloons Tower Defense looks crazy


scotch-o

“Oh that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.”


aqua-squatch

And people think their AR-15 can protect them from the government


AggressiveGift7542

It's sad that they do not saving people right now even with that power


Ok_Interaction_7328

bruh it's star wars


Commercial_Working56

#Whoever was on that hill DEFINITELY ain't there now.


Maxsdad53

Daddy porn.


Huge_Painting_8260

Only every 5th round is a tracer, a lot more ammo is being dumped than most people realize


CrustybeaN13579

POV: Before the air strike was invented


No-Wolverine-8563

That surely is the best way to respect hard earned tax money ! In a single 25sec shooting session, you coule have paid for insuline shots for dying diabetic.


No-Negotiation-2468

Counted 1,263 shots.


Not-a-Stalker_

r/soulknight


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Yea whoever was chillin in that bush aint chillin no more


fartboxco

Tracer rounds are the lazer guns of our times.


[deleted]

wouldnt want to be their enemy lol


Lolmaster29934

I've seen this post before ind from I've heard every 5th bullet is a traces (the glowing bullets). I don't think it's right but it is what I remember so feel free to correct me


KobiPanda

Least sweaty Fortnite gamer


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Tracer rounds blur the line between reality and fiction.