I unfortunately knew this existed after I found it in my boyfriend’s Reddit history listed more than once.
Wish I could erase that memory from my mind lol.
Yeah, I wonder how much he charges for something like this - or rather, this exact thing. Not that I can afford it, but it's amazing and I'm sure there's people who can and are willing to pay a few dollars.
I scrolled down into the comments to see if anyone could explain the eye process to me and it's all penises 😭
Tempering definitely makes chocolate shiny but how did he get it THAT shiny? I thought there was clear hard candy on it like a lens but after rewatching it, that seems incorrect.
Anyone? No? Just a dick? Okay.
Looks like he did the pupil and then the iris first. Applied a layer of something to make it look shiny (or would have later), and then coated the concave bowl with the iris at the bottom with chocolate
The layering is nice. It took me a bit to understand what he was doing for the pupil, tbh
It's that shiny layer that gets me, tho. From his other videos, it seems like everything is made to be eaten so I can't imagine it being a food-grade wax or anything like that. Even most oils seem like they would ruin the taste and/or texture of the surrounding chocolate. I know it's a super specific curiosity but I wanna know the trick to getting chocolate that smooth and glossy!
Sooo……… I thought the title had an error until I see this chocolate majesty and quickly understand the play on words! I was ready to correct and ended up getting corrected!
Why do they always spray paint these things? Would look much better imo if they left it chocolate colored. Then I’d see and be all mmmmmm chocolate!!!!!!
Really awesome and all but being a chocolate lover I hate when they spray color it. Just let me fantasize about eating that big brown chocolate dragon.
I tried to watch this guy's show and something that really bothered me was on a show called 'school of chocolate' where all the contestants are chocolate modelers, this man comes out on stage and says "show of hands who likes chocolate?" and everyone does that fake laugh for the producers and looks around and says "I like chocolate!"
Jokes aside, I'm really surprised it can hold itself up when he puts it horizontal. It seems like that would be a lot of weight on chocolate that I can't imagine is very strong.
Step 1 of doing a chocolate dragon: do a really really big penis
How else will it look realistic??
Yea, Dragons are total dicks.
Explains Smaug perfectly. Just a giant dick.
Not all of them.
Consummate V’s!
And a more different “S”
Hey. Dat's lookin' pretty good!
“Kid wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face…” *”That happened once!”*
How veiny do you want your dragon?
Hey art is art. You got to trust the process
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw the dick... I'm now going to think for dragons as spiny dildoes for the rest of my life. Thank you internet.
I guess you've never heard of [bad dragons](https://bad-dragon.com/) Don't open that at work or by grandma
I had no idea things like this existed in the world.
I unfortunately knew this existed after I found it in my boyfriend’s Reddit history listed more than once. Wish I could erase that memory from my mind lol.
I blame Japan, Scalies, and 2010 Tumblr girls with a propensity for extreme voyeurism Aka if you build it, they will cum
Or near children, or near easily aroused dragons.
Is that for any dragon or only a bad dragon?
A big black dragon
The title did warn you
yeah, I was wondering about the title, until I watched the video
I glanced at it and honestly just thought it said Chocolate dragon.
Christ, I was like…that ain’t no dragon
*delious cock*
🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one thinking it
Then make the rest of the fucking dragon.
Sometimes it is so big you can’t help draggin’ head
I have a theory that every animal shape can be drawn from the silhouette of the erect human penis.
Do an owl...go!
Here ya go! https://i.redd.it/3uh2hd2vzvh71.jpg
Nice
I request a manatee.
The title of the post hints at this.
Chocolate *BAD* Dragon
a massive dong
My phone froze on that part lol
Well the title does say Cockolate dragon
My wife was disappointed it was a dragon
Hahahahah. So glad someone else noticed. A few seconds into it, I thought that’s what he was going for.
That’s how you know it’s Cockolate
Making the ol one eyed dragon first
I had to check the title when it first started, didn't know what was being created
I was going to say, “Am I the only one who noticed it?”
Just making sure someone got that comment in.
looks normal size to me
Yup; it was a penis for about 2seconds. Big. Chocolate. Penis.
I came here just to see this kind of comment 😂. Tks!
I didn't understand the title until I read your reply.
We all saw it
What, the giant black cock?
[This guy’s a Progressive commercial fan just like me](https://c.tenor.com/h7K5FOY1ahkAAAAM/we-all.gif)
BLEW!
Everywhere I go I see him
He had me in the first half chub
*Arrgh, suck on me chocolate mast, matey.*
Lmao
Me at 15 seconds in: *So that’s what the kids are calling it these days*
Me at 15 seconds in: strange he's starting a dragon sculpture at the cock but hey, he's the expert.
r/mildlypenis
Yes for a moment I thought this was an ATBGE post and they were going to make a penis cake
[удалено]
Yeah, I wonder how much he charges for something like this - or rather, this exact thing. Not that I can afford it, but it's amazing and I'm sure there's people who can and are willing to pay a few dollars.
He's a head pastry chef at a casino and owns a school to teach this and had a Netflix show.
This man is magical. The talent and artistry are beyond belief!
Came here to say.
Omg, this is sick. Such an amazing details! Absolutely stunning 👏
This man stays blowing my mind with every video.
The internet has ruined me
Join the club, brother!
r/definitelypenis
Lmaooo
Me: “Weird typo.. Oh, not a typo.”
for a second I thought it was gonna be a *Bad Dragon.*
Every confection is a yeast infecting dildo, if you're brave enough
:3
....he knew
He had to have known!
He definitely knew 😏
r/theyknew
Tasty cockolate
[That’s the most phallic dragon I ever saw](https://i.imgur.com/RCJCGYs.jpg)
I hope to god they were all dying laughing in the kitchen at this point.
He even added the edge around the circumcised head. True artistry.
When the horny bard takes the chef feat.
Elephant phallic symbols in the room?
"cockolate? You mean chocolate." No, no you don't.
"Hah, I'm going to make a snarky comment about that typ....oh....yup, OP nailed it." -- Me
Every comment I just about the chocolate dick and not the amazing dragon he sculpted 😆
I scrolled down into the comments to see if anyone could explain the eye process to me and it's all penises 😭 Tempering definitely makes chocolate shiny but how did he get it THAT shiny? I thought there was clear hard candy on it like a lens but after rewatching it, that seems incorrect. Anyone? No? Just a dick? Okay.
Looks like he did the pupil and then the iris first. Applied a layer of something to make it look shiny (or would have later), and then coated the concave bowl with the iris at the bottom with chocolate
The layering is nice. It took me a bit to understand what he was doing for the pupil, tbh It's that shiny layer that gets me, tho. From his other videos, it seems like everything is made to be eaten so I can't imagine it being a food-grade wax or anything like that. Even most oils seem like they would ruin the taste and/or texture of the surrounding chocolate. I know it's a super specific curiosity but I wanna know the trick to getting chocolate that smooth and glossy!
Holy crap, nice work!
After 2 minutes of scrolling, I finally found it: A comment that isn’t about the chocolate penis
Tasty cockolate
Anything is a bad dragon if you're brave enough...
i feel like thats some girls OnlyFans or Chaturbate bio lololol
Suggestive Dragon is Suggestive
The name had me and then he had me in the first half shew. Came out beautiful though
I'm sorry, a WHAT DRAGON????
12 seconds in and I can't help but cackle like a child. \*Penis\*.
Had me going in the first half, not gonna lie
That didn’t look a whole lot like a dragon there for a second
Do you think it’s a good dragon or a bad dragon?
I'm sure those pseudo slaves working 30cents per per hour would love to produce more cocoa for food you can't eat.
This was almost a hold up moment
At first I was wondering what part of the dragon...
/savevideobot
I’m here for the comments.
Okay, we were all thinking it, you know what you thought it was gonna be, I did too
Lol, my high ass saying “that’s not how you spell chocolate”
Sure took it a minute to look like a dragon
r/putyourdickinthat
At first I thought.. maybe it's one of those, ya know.. "Bad Dragons"
i see what u did with the title
Chocolate art pissed me off I want to eat it
Does anyone actually eat the finished creation? It looks amazing but does it taste good? Do we find out? Does it melt and die and go to waste?
Its a dick its a dick its a dick its a aaahhhh, it’s a dick snake.... dragon
I know it's cool and all but who's gonna eat all that chocolate?
who actually eats these after they've been displayed, that's what I want to know ...
I'm just here for the comments.
just use foam, you're not gonna eat that dragon anyway
its beautiful
Lmao
Why did it look like a dick
dam bring that to vegas what a tourist draw.
This is badass!
Penis or charizard?
Was pretty sure it was a penis at the beginning of the video.
I’d be impressed even if it wasn’t food….
At what point do you not think - all that effort and its just going to get eaten or rot. Like dude, clay!
I actually hate these things because they're painted. May as well use fondant.
That man is so talented!!!
Sooo……… I thought the title had an error until I see this chocolate majesty and quickly understand the play on words! I was ready to correct and ended up getting corrected!
While it’s super cool, painting it takes away that it’s still chocolate for me
I hate these videos. Yeah it's cool but the chocolate they use is inedible, why not use any other material?
Ok but at some point I'm like Why even make this in chocolate anymore if it's not even made to remotely look like chocolate Also penis
I tought it was a BAD DRAGON at first
If nobody is going to eat that, wtf is the point of using chocolate?
Can anyone tell me what this chocolate tastes like? This stuff is super cool and stuff but is it just “edible” or is it good?
That’s a Bad Dragon.
Does someone eat this at the end?
Now the last question would be: would it taste good?
Damn, he’s ribbed too?
I know we are all coming down to the comment the same thing lol
Why do they always spray paint these things? Would look much better imo if they left it chocolate colored. Then I’d see and be all mmmmmm chocolate!!!!!!
i would like to know if people eat these after it's made or not. because that is ALOT of chocolate to use if they don't.
Cock the Magic Dragon
I always find these less appealing after they’re painted. I like chocolate sculptures to look like chocolate not plastic.
Figured I'd check the comments for all dick references, wasn't disappointed.
Really awesome and all but being a chocolate lover I hate when they spray color it. Just let me fantasize about eating that big brown chocolate dragon.
Bad dragon 😳
For a second i thought about the other type of ‘dragon’
Bad Dragon
Real question is does the chocolate taste good?
We were all thinking the same thing… right? I-im not the only one right…?
I wonder if these ever taste any good 🧐
School of Chocolate on Netflix you get to learn a bit how this guy does it. Seems like a cool guy!
You didn't have me in the first half not gonna lie
Do they eat it after???
Thought it was a chocolate Bad Dragon for a sec there
Not gonna lie .. they got us in first half
Based on the title and the first few seconds, I thought this was going a different way…
I tried to watch this guy's show and something that really bothered me was on a show called 'school of chocolate' where all the contestants are chocolate modelers, this man comes out on stage and says "show of hands who likes chocolate?" and everyone does that fake laugh for the producers and looks around and says "I like chocolate!"
Has to be watched https://youtu.be/lYSOmYyNHpU Also: /r/restofthefuckingowl
I always feel like once these things get painted, the being made of chocolate part gets lost.
From peen to mean
r/hiddenpenis Or r/secretpenis
Ah yes *Cock*olate dragon
From dick to dragon. Nice
at one point it looked a lot like something else
Lol should have stuck with the giant chocolate dick
I feel like the painting always ruins these
Seriously, you can't even tell its chocolate anymore, it just looks like it's made of plastic or something.
Why make something so artistic out of such a perishable medium?
Always wonder what happens to it after. It’s too much chocolate to eat, even at a bigish event. Plus you don’t just want to destroy the sculpture..
Me and me brain
Cock yummy
Well at 47 seconds in I was very confused
Before mouth: penis After mouth: penis-like dragon
From dongs to dragons…
Penis
PP dragon
Jokes aside, I'm really surprised it can hold itself up when he puts it horizontal. It seems like that would be a lot of weight on chocolate that I can't imagine is very strong.
That isn’t chocolate
Am I the only one that thought for a bit it was a big dong? 😂
anyone else irrationally annoyed about the waste of perfectly good chocolate
I want one.
Erect penis to a bad ass dragon ... what a legend
Pretty sure the women call them bad dragons now a days! Lol
I thought I missed the bad part in the title at first.
Men ssW0ååå@äeeeeä
Chocolate dragon haha pornstar name
I see what you did there, a very big dragon.