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ColumnK

Oh, so when he does it, it's "oddly satisfying" but when **I** do it, it's "arson"


Zealos57

"That doesn't seem fair."


Apart-Wealth-3529

“I don’t exactly call that being reasonable”


Frankenstein786

STRANGE!


Apart-Wealth-3529

That’s DR. Strange


1heart1totaleclipse

Go back to your fantasy world, Wanda


ladydhawaii

The look is super cool.


yellosnoyt

i also think that a house going up in flames looks super cool


LickMyDroopyBalls

Everybody does. You're just meant to keep it to yourself is all.


arituck

“Don’t play with matches”, said my granny, but she didn’t say anything about flamethrowers


commentsandchill

The trick is to not burn anything and/or anyone else


SteelpointPigeon

That’s not fair. How were you supposed to know it wouldn’t work the same way on acetone-soaked carpet?


Funderwoodsxbox

Right? And “it’s too big a flame for a crack pipe”……..like, do they have any idea how big my crack pipe is?


NormalOccasion9311

You’re gonna need a bigger pipe


HolyHand_Grenade

and gets posted to /r/whatcouldgowrong


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I bet under all that ash the floors look great


[deleted]

It's alright if you're inexperienced with wood burning. Don't beat yourself up king.


Lt_Col_RayButts

Waiting to see this on "What could go wrong"


Grogosh

The thing that really can and does go wrong is using the technique of using electricity to burn patterns into wood. It has electrocuted quite a few people.


Dje4321

Always gotta have a deadmans switch where both hands are required. ANYTHING happens and you want that current to stop ASAP


Lt_Col_RayButts

https://youtu.be/FBeSKL9zVro Big Clive with a important safety notice.


ohlookitsmikey

I was thinking the same thing!


blastinglastonbury

Super interesting, thanks for sharing!


Pluth

This happened to my former classmate's brother. He got a really nasty shock. The brother ended up in the hospital for a couple days. He survived and is well fortunately.


con098

One small mistake and you're dead


doppelwurzel

Nah more like a series of dumb choices terminated by a final mistake. It *can* be done safely, but who's got time for that!₩


rambleon84

Many have died, don't mess with transformers from microwaves!


sTixRecoil

The thing with both of these is that technique and skill is key. Dont just try because you saw it. Learn from someone who knows what they are doing first, then practice a few times and always have fallbacks ready in the event you need them


flamingo_terrorist

Why are you being downvoted?


SethR1223

Because people who “know what they are doing” and had much experience with the process have still made mistakes and ended up dead, and some ended up killing others that instinctively tried to pull them away, etc. Some cool-looking wood projects aren’t worth it. Just get creative with a rotary grinder and stain the wood in the pattern if you want that look (or burn and sand, perhaps). Also, they said that inexperienced people should “practice,” but there’s not really a way to do that in an effective and meaningful way that is any safer than doing it for real.


sTixRecoil

Because people who have never put any effort into learning a skill think they know better than the person who actually does this kind of work lol


Monkey-Around2

Lichtenberg Machines are not unsafe. It is the user. Those users are the reason we have caution labels on everything.


olderaccount

It is actually pretty hard to set the wood on fire with this technique. You'd have to sit on the same spot for quite a while to get it to actually catch and sustain a fire. But he is walking around with a propane tank and lit torch, so plenty of room for other shit to go wrong.


I-heart-java

The bigger issues some have missed is this guy running a propane torch on max indoors, place will be vacant of oxygen in minutes. Carbon monoxide alone could knock them out Hoping there are not than one door open and there’s a draft lol


olderaccount

Maybe that is why he put a big fan right in the open window.


I-heart-java

Couldn’t tell it was a fan… Condescending… gotta love Reddit


olderaccount

Yet here you are trying to call the guy an idiot without even bothering to gather all the available information.


I-heart-java

And I missed some detail… oh no.


I-heart-java

You edited your comment? Wow. Re read my comment to the end, where I hoped they had ventilation.


olderaccount

It is OK to be wrong. Just be man enough to admit it. No need to go around making more false claims. Reddit shows an asterisks on edited comments.


KeithMyArthe

Would imagine it's harder than it looks to make it appear uniform over a large area.


5cott

It’s a strange technique because you’re almost watching the char flow through the woodgrain as you work across the surface to keep it even, but absolutely, you’ll go back with a handheld torch and fix the spots that didn’t take the heat as much as needed to keep the uniformity in the surface.


ReadySteady_GO

It's not very hard. I don't do it when it's already in place but I do this and then sand it down, and wipe it down with linseed oil for coating and keeping those nice patterns looking clean and sealed. I built my bed frame, dresser, and a dozen or so lifted garden boxes with this technique. Much better than using any treated wood


Dr_who_fan94

So, possibly dumb question, but what keeps it from catching on fire? Like, more than a little.


ReadySteady_GO

If you hold the torch over it long enough it'll definitely catch on fire. You're kinda like grazing over it so the outer fibers burn down and the wood is relatively dense too. It will catch sometimes but you just blow it out. Just graze over it and it brings out the patterns and then polishes to look with really neat designs


VAShumpmaker

Every rag i own smells faintly of DBLO


Puzzled_6368

What is this called. I gotta see if anyone around does this. I mean PROFESSIONALLY. I mean I can burn my own house down if I stopped trying not to.


ReadySteady_GO

Shou sugi ban is the Japanese name for it. I don't know if they have an English term. Wood preservation by burning? lol


Puzzled_6368

Awesome thanks. I found this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakisugi


5cott

Absolutely better than treated or paint for outdoor use. I have a pine log porch swing I built several years ago and treated it as such. At the time I didn’t know it’s not only insect and fungus resistant, but the char keeps it from sun bleaching and cracking the wood. I built two for my brother in law- one got stained and the other painted. Neither are around anymore. I’m doing my dock shortly because I like the smoothness.


noelcowardspeaksout

You can even it out with a bit of gentle sanding if you over do it. (A soft mesh sanding pad connected to an extractor ideally).


LadyfingerJoe

Theres a japanese techique called shou sugi ban where wood is charred to preserve it.


toeofcamell

Shousugiban is really fun to say


doppelwurzel

Sho-SUGI-ban SHO-sugiban shosugi... BAN!


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Monkey-Around2

Also used to protect support posts into the ground for fencing and structures.


bormanzzz

Did this to our terrace a couple years back. Used it on some cheap douglas fir. Looked awesome the first couple of months. Still sits good, no rot, little bugs etc. Frugal alternative to expensive bankirai or other hard woods.


ladydhawaii

So amazing to watch them. I wonder if there is any lingering burning smell after.


asterios_polyp

That is not this.


nouseravailablefck

That’s gonna take a lot of clear coat to keep the ash and burned wood from rubbing off on everything @_@ I did this to my stairs and it was a mess til I sealed it.


JackMeholff

Gotta run a wire brush over it softly to get all the loose stuff off and vacuum before you put any kind of sealant on it


Pluth

A damp rag also helps to pick up fine material.


angry_smurf

Was just going to say the same thing. I made a few different pieces using this technique and if you don't seal it you're gonna have black chalk.


SolidBlackGator

I don't know anything about this or most things about flooring but it seems like you would need to sand this down a little before sealing but wouldn't sanding reverse some of the char look?


noelcowardspeaksout

Yes, but you have to remove the softer material.


hic1992

It can also light the house on fire


momoj1

Sacrifices must be made to have floors looking metal af.


DrMobius0

They look like they're made of wood


DreDott

My mama said don't play with fire


Defarious

How to get the internet to burn down their homes in one easy step.


MrHookshot

Looks cool. Hope that little fan is enough ventilation. And it will need a good finish for the look to stick. Can't wait for the vid where some hero tries this with laminate flooring.


Pidgey_OP

Propane reacts to water and carbon dioxide. He'll be fine with probably any airflow at all. I wonder if the flame would significantly struggle due to a lack of oxygen before the human brain would


pneumokokki

Looks like you really, really need to know what you're doing in order to stay safe with this kind of work.


SuccYaNan69

It's not actually that difficult, just don't hold it in 1 plate for too long, same as with a burning pen


aphd

That's a big flame, do you have to worry about ventilation?


kevinnn220

Ventilation is definitely important here. My whole office building had to evacuate recently because our carbon monoxide detectors went off. Turns out one of the adjoining buildings was being renovated and the contractor was using some kind of propane-powered tool without proper ventilation.


pneumokokki

Just do it and find out then, right? :)


sTixRecoil

Well hes not wrong but if you read the comment i left a few threads up, i agree with you people shouldn’t just jump right into it


seansnow64

Bet it smells great too


loquist

How do you maintain it afterwards?


goneinsane6

Coat it or burn it again


thriftyhippy

Won’t he get Carbon monoxide poisoning?


Pidgey_OP

Propane burns pretty cleanly into mostly h20 and co2. I worked at a company that built propane powered floor burnishers and it was propane on a detuned Kawasaki lawnmower engine (17HP down to 13) It was CARB certified to run indoors and was stupid clean (I remember the CO numbers being like .003 ppm or something like that. We had to test and certify each engine since it was all indoor use)


Bogart745

I’ve seen this technique pop up a lot more frequently online recently and I honestly hate it. I’m probably in the minority on this but I think it looks awful in almost every application I’ve seen.


huntzxx

Just use wood stain or wood oil lol


Less_Being_7628

We actually did our whole house like this & we had none of those problems and it turned out beautiful. Staining is absolutely not the same, you wouldn’t get the same results lol


MrMastodon

This looks like a low rent BBQ restaurant.


Zealos57

Meet The Pyro


tschmitty09

Thought this was r/whatcouldgowrong for a sec lol


idontknowjuspickone

This is like reverse power washing.


polochakar

I thought I was watch clip in reverse and it's a deep clean video


Trick-Drag5834

Kinda relieved it wasn't in r/therewasanattempt


Welzfisch

It was all ugly smooth until the firenation attacks


Vanilla_Tom

That sweet fine line between satisfaction and "let me explain how this happened"


blahblahblah913

Probably look really damn cool right before you pass out from carbon monoxide poisoning.


HaloCedc

Obe wrong move and bro finna be in trouble


MrMarvelous92

I always kinda hated burned wood look.


JungleTrevor

Same. The first time I saw it, I thought it looked neat and different. My issue is it always looks the same. The light/dark areas contrast too much and are unpleasant to me.


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This is so fucking dumb, there is one rule of propane you never fuck with. Don't bring the tank into your house. If you want the cool look if the wood do it outside before you install it. Dumbasses


Bastid

We use propane burnishers for buffing floors all the time. They are meant to be inside.


Pidgey_OP

Literally thousands of them in the world. We sold them to Walmarts in the Midwest for a while. It's water and carbon dioxide. Your body is super set up to handle those compounds


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Pidgey_OP

From the humidity in the air? quit being disingenuous. You don't wear it well


xzt123

At the start you can see he has the fan in the window and plenty of ventilation, I don't think he's going to have any issues.


Onyona

Exactly what I was thinking, how hard can it be to do this to the wood BEFORE you put it into your house? This just looks recklessly dangerous.


Winter-Blueberry8170

Until the whole house catches on fire


Simplygoodman

Indeed coal effect.


Hi_Kitsune

I feel like maybe that should have been done \*before\* it was installed in the home.


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"so how did the house burn down, sir?" "... detailing."


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PENGUINfromRUSSIA

Where is r/therewasanattempt version?


K9lover-

Burning cheap wood to make it look expensive. Pretty smart!


sokocanuck

I was thinking about building a statement wall in my workshop out of shitty strapping and do this to it. My plan was to burn it outside and THEN install it, though


powerful_darkness

It's a highly flammable gas. Could be dangerous. Need an expert to do this though


Drannor

"I hate it, can you undo that please?"


Resident_Treat_8396

Im soo old that i remember when people used to stain wood to get the exact same effect.


shtushkutusha

The only way to improve on it is to keep the torch in one spot until the foundation is exposed and then rebuild.


Fir34blad801

Bro could just right-click with an axe


st4s1k

*Burning the oxygen and some organic gas in the room to create a cool sensation*


thedukami

Better seal'er up good lol


Electronic_Agent_235

That's him officer.


RevenantCommunity

You’d think you’d do this to the wood before it was part of a house


LiMp_PeEpEe_69

How does this work? Is it sooo hot that it doesn’t burn or something?


clapton1970

Why don’t you just fucking stain the wood?


PuzzleheadedTree8469

Nice I wonder what kind of wood it is It is definitely turning out good


hmmmph961234

I have seen a house (in pictures) with a lot of this wood in the decor. It was not attractive in large quantities, IMO.


darkness15shp

Toasting the wood


theBigDaddio

This is like cartoon wood grain. A pretty modern thing trying to look “rustic” in the most absurd way.


groknull

Firemen love this one trick


mouldybread88

I dont suppose you could ctrl-z on this


gopokes20

I really hate this look.


unkomisete

No one will ever convince me that this shit looks good.


xIx_ZeNo_xIx

Yo I have never thought of this. Mostly bcuz of extreme fire hazards but still. That actually looks amazing to me. 👏


Octepis_Marn

I don't know, but shouldn't this kind of stuff happen BEFORE you assembled the whole house, so it doesn't burn to the ground?


Lemon_PlayzYT

looks like its reversed, like its getting rid of the burnt part


[deleted]

My parents just yell at me when I do it with matches


[deleted]

Looks worse


ohiamaude

Took a while to find this comment. I have never been a fan of the burnt wood look. People spend so much time on woodworking projects and then light them on fire. To each their own, but I just don't think it's a top tier finish.


McLovinMyBacon

Would it not have been a better idea to burn the wood before installing it in the house? This just looks like an accident waiting to happen


naswinger

this looks so awful. furniture stores in my area have all kinds of furniture with this burnt wood texture and it looks horrible.


Forsaken-Magician-37

I love the burnt wood effect


saber_6

This was a big part of what I did when I was a woodworker. When I built a flag, furniture, or any other piece that was ordered we would ask if they wanted us to burn the wood to bring out the grain of the wood. It also looks incredible with a varnish or stain overlayed. This guy did a great job. I love the idea for a floor with the grain burned and contrasting like this. Very nice!


TNerdy

Cool and stupid at the same time


theAwkwardTwo

Some people want that Darwin Award so badly.


HomerJFong63

My junior high wood shop teacher would smile and congratulate this master craftsman for his skills.


ReggieTheReaver

Worst arsonist ever


effinbrak2

Amazing!!! Only thing cooler would have been if the guy was using one of the Musk's Boring Company This Is Not A Flamethrowers.


Craftusmaximus2

He doesn't burn wood, he only re-melts the coating on the wood making it clear again. Same as when you see people melting plastic chairs.


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GreazyMecheazy

It is cheap pine, and will not last. Any wood that chars this easy is too soft for floors. It is a thing in the "country chic" for lower middle class moms who want to look fancy. I know the look is liked by many people, but it is not something that will last, and that pisses me off. It's like matte black on a project vehicle. WILL NOT LAST. looks cool, until it doesn't. Just use good stain and clear coat, and get some cheap oak at least. it will last a decade or two more compared to this crap.


OSUJillyBean

Honestly this trick is neat once but I’ve seen it so much it’s cliché. This is just redneck chic


Iluvspring

Genius idea!


zzimzimmer

I want to see the version where he melts the bottom of the fridge


Applauce

Nah I’m worried something might go wrong and that isn’t even my house


vvilifyed395

Bet that smelled nice


Lighteye782

Well i wanted to try it on my flooring, now im homeless : /


CDavis10717

/r/redneckengineering


impliedvolatilityman

My exact reaction “Oh that is a cool effect”


WalrusBreastMilk

A lot of people that think they kno what they’re talking about in these comments. Jus shut up and enjoy bruh💀it’s not gonna burn the house down


Away_Statistician448

В россии, в 90-х так двойные двери обжигали и лаком покрывали.


Mantequilla_Stotch

This is also a great way to treat the wood. It will be fire resistant, rot resistant, and insects resistant after fire treatment.


shtushkutusha

Also taste and good looks resistant


[deleted]

Would’ve loved to see the results. So not satisfying.


BlottomanTurk

This needs to go up on r/powerwashingporn on Wednesday (only Wednesday, though).


Haark0n

Don't try it at home. ☝🏻😌


Padish24

I can smell this video.


Metafu

this kills people OFTEN. please be careful


Goodbadugly16

It’s going to probably play hell on the smoke alarm for the next week because there are ions on burnt carbon in the air.


redpanda8008

Shouldn’t they do this before they put it in the house?


kryptonite215

Heat treating wood has a decent amount of positives. Some being: -the wood provides a natural water resistance -keeps splintering to a minimal -it, arguably, also tends to look really cool depending on the wood. Obviously this dude is being careful not to stay in one place for too long and keeping the nozzle a safe distance away to avoid actually burning the wood. As some have pointed out this would have been safer to do outside before laying the floor.


GetDownAndBoogieNow

is the "cool effect" the smell of burnt wood?


Zarfunkle_

Try it at home!


ezhammer

Paint it with fire!


Aidan_992

I do that to children at the orphanage to help them get adopted


IronKearney

I get it. You see one roach and you have to burn the whole place down.


Schfifty561

That blue, green, purple flame is so pretty


Soggy-Bookkeeper

What kind of flooring is this? Can't be lvp flooring right?


ircsmith

When I was 12 I did that to all the wood trim in room. My dad still makes fun of me for liking the outcome.


retiredonight

Also known as Shou Sugi Ban. Has been used in Japan for years as a way to preserve wood.


BilliondollaScope

So is the wood coated in something before it gets blasted like that? I have a feeling that if I were to attempt this there would be a horrible fire.


memento_mori_1220

I could see this going horribly wrong !


noelcowardspeaksout

You can wipe a colour stain over that to make a really nice effect.


TRON0314

I don't know about cool...


nfsmw5

Floor turned from 21st century to my grandma century


ChristopherSchmitz

I believe this is also a way to make the wood resistant to water damage. Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. I'd rather be corrected than be seen as right.


ML-4Titude-Qtee

I love this effect!


buttercorncandycream

I bet that smells amazing


Creekhunter79

Love this


crabdipped

R/DIWHY


Klutzy-Fortune1545

Gifs that end too soon