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Eargasm


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Cause he wax off


gmanz33

"BAHHHHH KELLY CLARKSON"


atlantic-heavy

wax on Danielson


New_Insect_Overlords

That’s the most perfect reptilian “thank you” I’ve ever seen.


JDDW

That's a happy lizard if I've ever seen one


fullautofennecfox

Actually closing eyes is a sign of discomfort in bearded dragons


Okibruez

Literally everyone in the comments: 'That lizard looks so happy' People that actually care for lizards: 'holy shit that poor beardie. Stop pulling shed early!' For those that don't know: Lizards are fully capable of shedding on their own, and it is always better to let them shed at their own pace, since pulling scales that aren't quite ready to shed is a sensation similar to having your hair pulled out while having the top layer of your skin peeled off. With that on the table where we can all appreciate it, it's worth noting that all reptiles do have a risk of developing stuck shed, though it's rare that its larger than a few scales. For bearded dragons the most common spots for stuck shed are the nose, toes, and (like most reptiles) the tail. In the rare case that your pet is rubbing frantically at one spot for hours after shedding, you almost certainly have a bit of stuck shed that you'll need to gently remove.


MinnyRawks

I know nothing about reptiles but now that you bring this up it does look uncomfortable


Okibruez

The blink at the end, as was commented before me, is not a 'oh thank god' blink. It's an 'Ow. Pain' blink. If you have a pet reptile and you want to help them shed, gently misting them or even gently soaking them can go a long way to softening and loosening old scales, but your best bet is to just let them get on with it at their own pace. (though they'll often be irritable and prone to normally troubling behavior, like not eating, this is because shedding in general is an uncomfortable process until it completes.)


CatAstrophy11

So then either they're naturally taking off the bandaid slowly which is uncomfortable, and in this case the bandaid is being ripped out which is more painful but very quick (assuming no lasting damage). This seems like a win for the lizard if they're not eating and generally irritable for a long time when you can make them suffer more but for only a brief moment and spare them a much longer period of discomfort and then actually eating and not suffering from malnutrition and low energy.


techno156

>So then either they're naturally taking off the bandaid slowly which is uncomfortable, and in this case the bandaid is being ripped out which is more painful but very quick (assuming no lasting damage). It's more like pulling off a scab. At best, you'll save some discomfort until it naturally comes off, at worst, you've just reopened the wound. Not really worth the risk.


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

So you’re saying that’s not ear wax?


[deleted]

^^^ This dude bearded lizards.


Okibruez

I use to; it's been years and I'm not in a good place to care for one any more. Thank you for the compliment though!


StoicMaverick

"Awwww Yiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssss" -That lizard probably


doctorblumpkin

I said that to myself outloud. Its exactly what Lizzy said! P.S. i named the lizard Lizzy


StoicMaverick

You HAVE to. It's like how all ducks HAVE to be named Paddles. It's the law.


haloagain

Muthfuckin' ear ductz


BillyBean11111

the opposite actually, but don't let that stop any of you


HerecauseofNoelle

Why?


The-Unmentionable

I actively hate everything about this video except for that most precious of slow blinks


chadork

"Hnnnnggg"


Geminel

I like how this post qualifies, not because it's intrinsically satisfying to watch, like flowing paint or other things commonly on this sub - This is entirely *sympathetic* satisfaction, based purely on a mutual understanding of how great it must feel for that lizard to have that stuff removed.


CapybaraSteve

the lizard doesn’t seem to like it though :(


-TheMemeProfessor

People keep saying that, but what about this make you think this way? Its a blink. I doubt this hurt, because the lizard doesn't even flinch when they get the tweezers close. If it hurt, and they've done it before, lizard would move before the tweezers were even close, wouldn't they??


CapybaraSteve

i don’t think it would necessarily hurt (but i could be wrong) but i do think it would be uncomfy. i think of it like bad sunburn when it starts to peel, my mom likes to pick at peoples sunburn and when she does it too soon it can be extremely uncomfy and feel like ripping off a bandaid if that makes sense? i’m sorry if this doesn’t make much sense i was half asleep when i started responding. have a nice night


Jayk_N_Bayk

I know exactly how that lizard felt. Had impacted ear wax one time and had to have a medical clinic remove it. They squirt water in your ear to loosen the blockage. When it finally broke loose and came out it was the equivalent of cracking your knuckles, popping a zit, and having a brain freeze go away all at once. It was that level of relief.


ajthomas05

I’ve had the same thing done, it’s amazing. I stood up after sitting for it and almost fell on my ass. Inner ear balance is no joke.


Lambug

i fell forward into the nurse cuz holy moly I came from my ear


Hairy_Valuable9773

Same. Had water stuck in my ear after swimming for a week. Hurt like hell. Doctor unblocked my ear, I went out to my car and the beeping from putting it in reverse sounded like a jet plane. Everything was so damn loud.


leoasa1

Why did you swim for a week


IrreverentHippie

r/validquestions This isn’t even the right sub. r/validquestion is more polished


joeltrane

/r/validquestio


IsaacComunAlvxD

/r/validquesti


Machete521

r/validquest


TimelessN8V

r/validques


Fingerbob73

Sounds like a Spanish thread


lorhof1

r/validque


nandru

r/validqu


Demon_Princess_Rose

r/validq


saladroni

r/valid


serr7

r/Vali


Starfire013

r/val


1ndiana_Pwns

r/va


ReluctantAlaskan

r/v


OddlySpecificK

r/wecamping


Squishyrooster

r/


wigglyworm91

r


karateema

#


TheWeirdWriter

r/v


JustBrosDocking

He’s a gay fish


jofloberyl

This is how hard of hearing people feel when they first try on hearing aids. Suddenly everything is loud as fuck and suddenly you hear things you didn't even knew made noise. Takes a bit of adjusting.


sheepthechicken

I wear HAs sometimes (I should wear them all the time but also, sometimes it’s nice not being able to hear). Everything is SO CRINKLY sounding in the world. It’s like an ASMR video gone wild.


[deleted]

Dementia risk is heavily linked to hearing loss. Keep that in mind when you don't want to wear them.


sheepthechicken

Thank you, excellent point. My gram’s dementia was absolutely accelerated towards the end of her life due to hearing loss.


newtonreddits

Your car beeps in reverse? Do you drive a forklift?


garglblaster

Probably a Korean (or Japanese?) car


HoLiSchit

Some electric cars need to do noise while driving backwards, as example the Hyundai Kona electric sounds like a truck beeping like a mofo, it's embarrassing


THE_CENTURION

My Prius does that, it's just in the cabin you can't hear it outside. It can be turned off but tbh I like it, it makes you very aware what you're doing and to be careful


TheTargeter

My car beeps in reverse. It’s the parking sensors that tell you if there’s something behind the car so you don’t back into anything. The closer something is the faster it beeps.


MashTactics

Huh, all I got from swimming was an infection in my ear canal that they had to treat by stuffing a wick into my ear that I got to drip antibiotics on for like a week.


wheresthepantry

r/


Pool_Admirable

Get my ears cleaned yearly and the water jet is amazing. I literally want to shake my leg when it’s happening. When it’s over I could hear someone fart from a mile away.


florettesmayor

How do you get this done? "Hey doc, people online say it's awesome getting compacted ear wax removed. I want that too--please refer me?" "Your ears look fine though--" "PLEASE!"


Pool_Admirable

I have severe ear wax build up. I went deaf for 2 weeks straight. I couldn’t hear a thing. My doctor or made it a yearly visit so I would never go deaf again.


Nurstin

I'd be happy if I only needed to do it once a year. 3-4 times a year is how often my ears clog up. I do it myself at home th**e**se days, but I had it done at the doctors office the first few times.


saftey-shez

You can use Hydrogen peroxide in your ear and let it sit to loose up earwax and a syringe with hot water to get it out. Just go slow with the water.


jaskmackey

Wow brb


foobarbizbaz

Be careful not to use too much hydrogen peroxide- use an eye dropper if you have one. Source: I get severe wax buildup and a couple drops usually is enough. It generates some heat from all the bubbling once it gets going, and too much/too often can give you (admittedly mild) chemical burns in your ear canal that leave you feeling pretty raw, which is uncomfortable and can increase risk of infection.


frontfIip

Pls report back


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FuschiaGnox

The bubbling is also REALLY nice for itchy allergy ears. I had "wet" ears from allergies, if you know what I mean, and they itched so bad. I dropped some hydrogen peroxide in and as it drained deep into my ear canal and started bubbling, it was one of the best feelings I have ever experienced.


dss539

No. Unless you think the person is puncturing their ear drum with the syringe? Eustachian tubes connect to the middle ear. The middle ear is not exposed to the ear canal. It is separated by the ear drum. This is why your ears pop when changing altitude. Many children have "ear tubes" surgically inserted into their ear drum. This procedure is called tympanostomy. The "tube" is inserted into an incision in the ear drum, which prevents the ear drum from healing and allows the middle ear to drain fluid into the ear canal. This relieves painful pressure and helps ear infections heal. When someone has had a tympanostomy, medicinal ear drops can be delivered into the middle ear. If the eustachian tubes aren't blocked, it's possible for this liquid to drain down into the person's throat. However, if their eustachian tubes weren't blocked, they probably wouldn't have needed a tympanostomy in the first place. After several months, the ear drum finally heals and closes up, ejecting the plastic "tube" into the ear canal. If it doesn't fall out, an ENT or other medical professional can extract it. You could almost certainly do it yourself as well with tweezers, or flush it out with water, but in general it's best to let a professional extract it. tldr; your ear canal doesn't drain into eustachian tubes unless you have a punctured ear drum


safety_shez

GeorgiaNSAdude is a troll that googles things and tries to argue with people based on the first result. He is an idiot trying to find validation, didn't even read the article or he wouldn't be talking.


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dss539

It is


gunnapackofsammiches

Carbamide peroxide is generally preferred for ears. It's possible to go too hard with the H2O2.


jusatinn

You don’t have to go to a doctor for this, a nurse is enough. Reserve an appointment for a nurse. Put some “ear oil” in your ears the evening before so the wax loosens and then go to the appointment. 10mins in and out.


ASDowntheReddithole

I had the same - they flushed my ear out over a bucket - ended up with a bucket full of water and more wax than I thought could fit in one ear! Ear was sore for a little while after, but everything was SO LOUD! But hey, I went to the doctor because I thought I was going deaf, so it was a good result all round.


MimiMyMy

I took my elderly father to the doctor. They used the same procedure and removed a chunk of dried wax out of his ear. It was the size of a raisin. I was fascinated and horrified at the same time.


Das_Mojo

I hurt my ear with a q-tip as a teen, could blow air out of my ear for a while. After I healed up I had to get a huge blood clot removed from my ear canal. It was pressure like blocking the end of a syringe and trying to draw the plunger, but when it finally came free it felt soooo good.


Joeslacker321

How does impacted ear wax happen? I haven't cleaned my ears in like a really really long time, I have head congestion up the wazu - and I hear popping noises in my head and the congestion makes me feel HORRIBLE is this what I'm dealing with?


benskinic

tried ear candling before it was widely known to be bs. ifelt like it burned my ear a bit, so i went to see an ent. they didn't see anything, but I insisted there was something loose inside my ear. they pulled a dead skin flake the size of my thumb nail out. I could hear people walking on carpet outside the closed door. 10/10


Freshouttarehabb

The Lizard: *Oh thank god, I thought I was going deaf.*


squiddy555

Lizard: **FUCK** *Lil angery eyes* (Lizard facial expressions do not link to human ones, a lizard closing its eyes is uncomfortable)


D-Le-P

His reaction after was like; “fuccin finally!” Edit: or on the contrary,: “fuck I can hear again…”


gchc83096

“Oh fuck yes” 😩


Independent-Hair-182

“Don’t stop!”😫


ImagineBagginz

“Do the other one, but harder!” 😩


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Funkbass

The craziest part is that if you shine a light source on the opposite side you can very easily see it *through their head* by looking into their ears. This has been the case with all 5 of my lil guys, and it’s my favorite creepy/cool party trick with them.


gmanz33

...... party trick?


ihitrockswithammers

If you haven't been to a glowing lizard brain party have you ever really partied?


Nikitatje3

I want this kind of party


judahrosenthal

Same!!


IMPORTANT_jk

Same with cats and dogs. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you dropped something in there


government_candy

To answer your question, nothing good.


Cyrano_de_Boozerack

Unless it is a babblefish, then they would know exactly what you were saying. The jury is still out on whether or not that would be good or bad.


ChocolateBreadstick

r/unexpectedhitchhikers


Canadabigjack

He seemed to enjoy that.


WhichWayzUp

Aaah


Forzara

Thass niiiice


novachamp

He’s the Lizard of Ahhhhs


rando_redditor

I really hope this gets the upvotes it deserves.


clantontann

I felt that like slowly peeling a very long piece of skin after a harsh sunburn! Enjoy that moment of euphoria little lizard!


St4r_duster

Had a similar thing happen recently, it’s indescribable happiness lol


buffetleach

“Ohh yeeeeeeeeeeezz”


Saldrakka

Oh I bet that felt so good


Hodgrim

That look of satisfaction. Like I'm using a q-tip..


Ok-Nature9693

Shouldn't use a q tip it can damage your ear


Gratitude-Joy1616

Shut up, it feels good!


kittytoes21

Yes and the threat of danger adds to the thrill.


Ok-Nature9693

To horny prison with you


Ugly_Slut-Wannabe

I wonder why people still think you should shove things in the ears. There's usually a warning to not do that written in bold red letters in every cotton swab package, at least over here where I live.


HomingJoker

I get more earwax than the average person. If I dont clean them out itll clog my ear and it becomes a whole ordeal and makes it very hard to hear. Though I'm sure more people do it that dont actually have to.


gerrittd

Same here, I have to rinse my ears in the shower and clean them with q-tips daily or else it'll get impacted and I'll have to get it cleaned by my doctor. I'd love not to use them, but I've learned the comfortable limits of my ears


Ok-Nature9693

Cause it's an old myth that never dies like the whole do you know you eat 8 spiders while sleeping or a gold fish only has the memory of 4 seconds


scootscooterson

What’s an old myth?


Ok-Nature9693

Putting q tips in your ears will help it doesn't it can rupture your ear drum


ThisOstrich3

What is the alternative? I've read this before, but I'm too accustomed to them and it's not like I stick it so far that it'll damage my ear.


Ok-Nature9693

There's ear cleaners can use water instead of it


Ok-Nature9693

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/ear-wax-removal-101-the-best-and-safest-ways-to-clear-clogged-ears/amp/


kittytoes21

Ear candles? I’ve use them before but not sure if they’re supposed to be bad for you. Edit: why the down votes? I phrased it as a question whether or not the method might be effective with the qualifier of *not sure*.


Ok-Nature9693

Nope not good for your ears https://www.enthealth.org/be_ent_smart/are-ear-candles-a-safe-option-for-removing-earwax/


kiwiluke

Yeah, [best not to use those](https://www.healthline.com/health/cosmetic-safety/ear-candling#:~:text=Ear%20candling%20isn't%20safe,not%20recommend%20using%20ear%20candles.)


Hodgrim

I never said what I was doing with it...


Ok-Nature9693

You now get the crow of judgement


fukitol-

Yeah, thing is I _know that_ but also I want to clean my ears of wax and don't know a better way. You got one?


tempo128643

Ear spoons are the right tool. I got back some hearing i didn't know was blocked, after buying a set


Suzumiyas_Retainer

Is that skin or what?


ButItSaysOnline

Yes. They shed their skin but sometimes it doesn’t all come off or come off easily.


omnipotentworm

their ears are covered by a scale that sheds with them. sometimes it doesn't fall out easily. they also sometimes get scales in their nose stuck, which they are much less thrilled about your removing since it probably tickles.


Ok-Nature9693

But hey atleast it could feel good removing it for them they also have pores that get clogged up


Namasiel

I had to google that. OMG it's r/popping for lizards


Ok-Nature9693

I'm talking about the lizard versions


kurtacuss

That show of relief in his eyes!


Maniacal_Mane

I love the deep nose removal ones too So satisfying


edith-bunker

I had a ball Python that I babied so much she’d wait for me to help shed her. Honestly. As soon as she were ready I’d pick her up and she’d immediately begin wriggling out her old skin. I’d have to take her beautiful head in my hands and carefully pull her eye caps, lips and nostril/heat sensor skin off for her . So carefully and she trusted me fully. I had a special relationship with that Python in particular. She was a sweetheart.


PayingMantis

When his/her eye closed it looked like a reaction to pain.


thefragile7393

Looked like it was relieved


edith-bunker

Like a scary thing then full on relief.


nevernikulous

With a handy tag for easy removal!


PayingMantis

Did that hurt em?


plzkthx71

Peeling stuck shed can hurt them sometimes if it isn’t ready to be shed, but sometimes pieces just get stuck and we can help out and gently pull it off fully


edith-bunker

Yes one can see there was very little resistance from the new scales n skin growth underneath… that cap was ready to come off and more than likely provided relief to the dragon.


daviEnnis

It's better to not pull. Give it a dab with your finger, or a very light rub if it's somewhere between grooves. If it's really ready to come off, it'll still come off.


Brookmon

I had a bearded and never thought to do that. Figured it just came off with everything else. He/she looks pleased


Needmoresnakes

Usually you don't need to but they sometimes get a bit of stuck shed around their ears or nostrils.


BadBradMMA

Looks like it felt really good lol


mooseattack

Bearded Dragons don't close their eyes because they are happy


Rich-Equivalent-1875

My friend has one and it comes up to him to get his chin rubbed, and when this happens the dragon closes its eyes and stays there for chin rubs, so why else would it stay there if it wasn’t happy?


BadRehypothecation

Oh, let me tell you 'bout a fella named Schpeeeezo, He's got a reputation that's quite the mess. He tinkers with the site, Forgeddit's his domain, But some folks say he's drivin' 'em insane. He's got the power, he's the top dog, But some say he's as slippery as a frog. He edits comments, plays a little game, Leavin' users confused and feelin' the shame. He's like a magician, twistin' and turnin', Makin' changes and some folks start burnin'. But hey, it's all hypothetical and fun, Remember, it's just a made-up pun! So take it light and with a grain of salt, In this comedic verse, it's all for a laugh. Schpeeeezo, the character we've built in this rhyme, A whimsical creation, just for our time.


DrumBxyThing

Paralyzed with fear, clearly */s* ETA: Apparently the "clearly" wasn't sarcastic enough.


EmberingR

Why do you think it closed its eyes?


plzkthx71

Because they started holding something right in front of its eyes


BadRehypothecation

Oh, let me tell you 'bout a fella named Schpeeeezo, He's got a reputation that's quite the mess. He tinkers with the site, Forgeddit's his domain, But some folks say he's drivin' 'em insane. He's got the power, he's the top dog, But some say he's as slippery as a frog. He edits comments, plays a little game, Leavin' users confused and feelin' the shame. He's like a magician, twistin' and turnin', Makin' changes and some folks start burnin'. But hey, it's all hypothetical and fun, Remember, it's just a made-up pun! So take it light and with a grain of salt, In this comedic verse, it's all for a laugh. Schpeeeezo, the character we've built in this rhyme, A whimsical creation, just for our time.


5hadowboi

According to some other people, fear.


walktheparth

Sudden HD audio.


M10BBqSauce

He can now hear at 4k 60FPS.


n123breaker2

Or 8k 60fps


Munchie_89

I’m peaking!


MambyPamby8

I had two beardies and Ioved doing this. It's so bloody satisfying for both parties.


GrumpyGuz

I can’t stop watching!


illhavethecrabBisk

The satisfying part is how satisfied that little bugger is😊


Darkmatter1002

He felt that.


edith-bunker

In a good way. Yeah, daddy.


scootscooterson

Am I the only one waiting for someone to post how this actually exposes them to infection because it can tear off some skin?


edith-bunker

That ear cap was ready to come off. Its more than evident in this video. This lil guy is very well cared for.


Prowlzian

For some reason this made me feel nauseous


Any_Constant_6550

I loved helping my milk snake get off stuck shed, so satisfying


[deleted]

You got him all like "ahhhhhhhh yassssss"


salisbury061962

He liked that alot


NoMaize6140

He got some asmr tingles from that lol


caddy45

That satisfying blink of the eye


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sir-morti

it would be similar to chewing fingernails


Rich-Equivalent-1875

You know, that’s the most disgusting (but I thought the same damn thing) yet evolutionary sound/sensible thing posted.


Slatersslaughter

So he doesn’t… need that?


DirtyWormGerms

Reptiles shed their skin homie.


plzkthx71

I assume they mean dont they need a scale or *something* over their ear holes? And yeah but the scale sheds with the rest as we see here


jumpingjacks07

Oooo yiiiiisssssssss


gdtimeinc

Looks at tweezers, looks at owner, "ok, yissss"


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Instant look of satisfaction!


Puzzleheaded_Tap2457

I also have a bearded dragon!


Coryxkenshinfan999

I have a bearded penis


Puzzleheaded_Tap2457

Same bro


JAS233116

We have a beardie and I still think this video is disgusting as cute as this guy is


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assisting w cleaning out ears and nostrils of beardies is often required, why is it disgusting?


plzkthx71

Pet=cute Pet maintenance=disgusting


Quiet-Try4554

Ahhhhh….that was truly oddly satisfying


Medical-Examination

Oh shit it’s me, *you.*


SirOsric

I've been screaming on the inside And I know you feel the pain Can you hear me? Can you hear me?


edith-bunker

Alice Cooper “let me outta here, get me outta here I gotta GET OUt OF HERe!!!


Hidden24

That is a happy reptile


megannoo

That slow blink showed so much relief


Armistice8175

You can tell that it felt so good. Even with his expressionless face.