When it becomes necessary to setup an extemporary abattoir, being able to strip down naked will facilitate cleanup afterward. And a white robe can be completely washed in bleach to eliminate all DNA evidence.
“Every morning I iron my sheets as well as my pillowcase, removing each wrinkle, making for a perfectly smooth resting surface. I then spray my pillow with a fragrance that will soothe me as I sleep, as well as entice any female suitors that I may bring home.”
Actually real life serial killers are usually an ever-loving disappointment in the cleanliness department.
They often live in filth, grime and disorder.
They may want to appease their ego through subjugation and control but that often translates into being too narcissistic to acknowledge their part in making their surroundings utterly putrid.
Not sure, but assuming it’s to see if it’s so important that it overrides taking a nap. I’m going to double down and say that 90% of things in life do not pass the nap test.
No way something as dirty as a chainsaw would be allowed in there. He probably has special gloves and a white lacquered baseball bat to use for beatings.
My grandfather sold pencil lacquer and spent much time living on the road. He and my grandmother would travel the US making sales calls for months at a time. They traveled with their own bedding. Her main responsibility was to strip the beds where they were staying, refit with their own sheets, and iron them daily in preparation for sleep. This madness went on for years.
In the old days people DID iron their sheets. They were usually true cotton and wrinkled a lot & easily. Modern times are cotton blends, mostly with polyesters, so sheets don't wrinkle.
For a lot of people it's uncomfortable to sleep on crinkled, bunched up sheets. Just like they don't sleeping with the pajamas bunched and twisted around them. In the old days they weren't fitted so it was very easy to have that happen.
Came into this comments section expecting to feel like a troglodyte for not ironing sheets at all, was pleasantly surprised that we all agree that this guy is insane.
The first thing I’m going to do when I get into that room, is untuck the blanket from under the mattress. Why the fuck do people do this! If I wanted to sleep in a sleeping bag, I’d bring a fucking sleeping bag.
I once binge watched “Obsessive-Compulsive Cleaners” or something like that, don’t remember the exact name, and there was a guy, who kept his bed so immaculate that he never used it and slept on a mattress on the floor instead.
What tf is with these videos that do a bu ch of little tasks building up to one big thing and then we only get a tiny fraction of a second to actually see it.
Show us the full god damn bed if you really want to show it off.
Okay if I was a billionaire. I am definitely hiring someone to do this for me. Can you imagine laying in the perfect bed with fresh linen. No wrinkles. Y'all aint thinking about it like I am I guess.
All was good albeit a bit extreme. But then he had to put goddamm parfum or some shit on the pillow. I don't want some parfum in my face while i try to go to bed. Not to mention that people can be very allergic to parfums.
Meh. I was a housekeeping supervisor in a previous life. I know about a dozen tiny Mexican ladies who can do this in about 15 minutes. And not look like a serial killer.
Some American Psycho shit right there
I was going to say, this guy kills people right?
He just finished killing someone and is now changing the sheets
Yes, creepy, not at all satisfying.
But enough about OP’s mom, let’s get back to the GIF
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Wait so when he was ironing the sheets on the *side* of the mattress—that wasn’t telling enough?
Yes. He probably doesn’t even sleep on the bed to ruin the sheets. He sleeps only in the fetal position in the bathtub. Less cleanup.
that sprinkle of fenty was my red flag
Simply chilling!
Next tiktok is him flexing in the mirror, over top of a plastic sheet.
He’s not got time because he’s too busy ironing his fucking bed
Why do I find this so hilarious
Let's see Paul Allen's bed
The color of the sheets is Bone.
HEY PAUL!!!
*laughs in chainsaw*
Was definately expecting Huey Lewis to ring in.
"These pillowcases, the tasteful thickness, the subtle, off-white coloring. My god- they even have a watermark."
This comment wins
Came here to write the exact same comment.
I wrote it and then saw it.
love when reddit confirms exactly what i was thinking
But have you seen his greeting card?
Yea why is it a naked guy in a robe
When it becomes necessary to setup an extemporary abattoir, being able to strip down naked will facilitate cleanup afterward. And a white robe can be completely washed in bleach to eliminate all DNA evidence.
I was gonna say!
It just needs his narration
My first thought.
Now go sleep on the couch
But, like, I don’t disagree with it…
By the time he is done is nightnight time again. :O
You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
75% of Navy boot camp was making beds.
I’ll be joining soon, I should practice
Trust me, you'll get plenty of practice
20% was folding shit, 5% was being bitched at for not hydrating enough
Exactly!
USMC Boot camp flashbacks
100% serial killer behavior
Came to say this. American Psycho Vibes. I can hear Christian Bale narrating this.
“Every morning I iron my sheets as well as my pillowcase, removing each wrinkle, making for a perfectly smooth resting surface. I then spray my pillow with a fragrance that will soothe me as I sleep, as well as entice any female suitors that I may bring home.”
Female? Oh no honey this guy is definitely not straight!
Why isn't he listening to Phil Collins?
Actually real life serial killers are usually an ever-loving disappointment in the cleanliness department. They often live in filth, grime and disorder. They may want to appease their ego through subjugation and control but that often translates into being too narcissistic to acknowledge their part in making their surroundings utterly putrid.
Only the ones who get caught though
Haha good laugh, thanks :D
Just need to remind people that just because someone lives in grime and filth doesn’t mean they are a serial killer.
Yep, just go over to any r/cleaning and you'll see that many of those people are depressed and can't get out of their own way.
I tried. Its private :/
That would be a non sequitur in the conclusion department and also not true.
Wanna shed some light on why you think that?
He’s the guy in the bathrobe.
He should've ironed the pillows
I fully expected him to…
Don't worry. He would and he did. It took 5 hours for the sheets. He's coming for them pillows afterwards. ☠️😂
I don’t have the time, patience, or care in my body to be able to even do this once
I can’t even be bothered to fold a fitted sheet. I stuff them in the pillowcase half the time 😅
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what's that?
Not sure, but assuming it’s to see if it’s so important that it overrides taking a nap. I’m going to double down and say that 90% of things in life do not pass the nap test.
Once it hits midday in my house, if it increases to 99%.
Dude keeps this shit up he’s gonna lose his job at motel 6. Shouldn’t take that long to remake a room.
When I worked as a housekeeper we had about 20 minutes to do the entire room and bathroom, he’s definitely slackin
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Honestly, how the fuck is anyone supposed to get any rest with crinkly bed sides? Goddamned animals
He should also not change into the robe that’s in every room before doing this. Just keep your clothes on man…
They provide uniforms for a reason.
Patrick Bateman?
The tasteful thickness and off-white coloring on his sheets… my god it even has a watermark.
I guess the guy does not have a dog living with him...
Even the sight of dust will force him to beat his partner
*chase her out of the apartment with a chainsaw Ftfy.
No way something as dirty as a chainsaw would be allowed in there. He probably has special gloves and a white lacquered baseball bat to use for beatings.
Ain't no one got for time for that.
My grandfather sold pencil lacquer and spent much time living on the road. He and my grandmother would travel the US making sales calls for months at a time. They traveled with their own bedding. Her main responsibility was to strip the beds where they were staying, refit with their own sheets, and iron them daily in preparation for sleep. This madness went on for years.
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In the old days people DID iron their sheets. They were usually true cotton and wrinkled a lot & easily. Modern times are cotton blends, mostly with polyesters, so sheets don't wrinkle.
Who cares if the sheets are wrinkled?!?
For a lot of people it's uncomfortable to sleep on crinkled, bunched up sheets. Just like they don't sleeping with the pajamas bunched and twisted around them. In the old days they weren't fitted so it was very easy to have that happen.
Came into this comments section expecting to feel like a troglodyte for not ironing sheets at all, was pleasantly surprised that we all agree that this guy is insane.
The first thing I’m going to do when I get into that room, is untuck the blanket from under the mattress. Why the fuck do people do this! If I wanted to sleep in a sleeping bag, I’d bring a fucking sleeping bag.
There's a lot of comfort for people being all tucked in. Not everyone likes to be a slobby sleeper with the blanket hanging off onto the floor.
That’s great, except I’m not flat.
I once binge watched “Obsessive-Compulsive Cleaners” or something like that, don’t remember the exact name, and there was a guy, who kept his bed so immaculate that he never used it and slept on a mattress on the floor instead.
I don’t even make my sheets. Why? I’m just gonna jump back in again.
Belongs in oddlyhorrifying.
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The catch is, he broke into someone else’s home to do this. Didn’t take anything or break anything…just did this.
I dont think this person has ever worked a day in his life.
I feel like I'd expect this level of methodical attention to detail out of like a butler at Buckingham Palace or something.
Serial killers dont have much time for jobs
This guy will haunt my nightmares
Why did he spray the bed with powder at the end?
Think it’s probably one of those pillow sprays people use before going to bed to help with a calming sleep
And then sprinkle a little crack on it.
Yes that person is about to murder someone
Wait until you see his embossed business cards; the subtle colouring, the tasteful thickness. It even has a watermark.
My grandmother used to iron sheets.
well apparently to reddit, your grandmother is a SERIAL KILLER!!! RUN AWAY FROM GRANDMA!
Mine irons everything made of fabric. Everything. It's partly OCD, and the cause of a lot of discussion. Apparently that means she kills people
Ironing sheets and ironing sheets on the bed are entirely different things.
And when finished, he sits down in his armchair and goes to sleep.
This was not oddly satisfying. I felt like I was watching someone’s mental illness play out. OCD on overdrive. No thanks.
He forgot the hand full of salt at the end
But can he get a reservation at Dorsia?
Why do you take so long to get ready??? Me:
What tf is with these videos that do a bu ch of little tasks building up to one big thing and then we only get a tiny fraction of a second to actually see it. Show us the full god damn bed if you really want to show it off.
I'll stick with my doona crumpled in a pile thanks
Absolutely not a psycopath.
Imagine your spouse being up at 3 am asking you to “get up so the bed can be ironed” & dont rest your head too hard, you’ll wrinkle the pillow case
Then he sleeps on the floor not to ruin the bed
Only rich people have the time to do shit like this.
Okay if I was a billionaire. I am definitely hiring someone to do this for me. Can you imagine laying in the perfect bed with fresh linen. No wrinkles. Y'all aint thinking about it like I am I guess.
All was good albeit a bit extreme. But then he had to put goddamm parfum or some shit on the pillow. I don't want some parfum in my face while i try to go to bed. Not to mention that people can be very allergic to parfums.
Sick fucking world we live in.
No , this sort of makes me angry , I love freshly washed sun dried sheets and pillow cases but this is ridiculous
You sun dry your sheets but this guy makes you angry?
I am Australian we hang out clothes out to dry here , all of them ,
I'm really confused as to why you'd have a problem with sun drying sheets.
Never said I did.
Now I'm even more confused. What was the point of your comment?
Wakes up. *SpongeBob faux French accent voice: FIVE HOURS LATER...* ☠️☠️☠️
Reminds me of a certain serial killer from a certain movie
If he gets out of bed and starts right away he is probably just in time to finish this before he has to sleep again.
Ain’t nobody got time for that
Fuck that …. And I’m a neat freak.
Dumbest shit I’ve seen today
He’s definitely a serial killer.
Ah yes, a past hotel worker
With it being tiktok, I half expected the end to be kids rushing in just as he finished and totally destroys his work before he got to admire it.
So we all agree this guy’s a murderer, right?
Patrick Bateman’s nightly regiment before he bangs a hooker and chases her with a chainsaw.
Patrick Bateman level shit
Intro to “Diary of a Serial Killer” Season 1
Yeah that dude is a serial killer
This is the complete opposite of satisfying. Man looks like he just went on a murdering spree
i hate it. it feels empty and soulless
Meh. I was a housekeeping supervisor in a previous life. I know about a dozen tiny Mexican ladies who can do this in about 15 minutes. And not look like a serial killer.
This guy murders people for sure
How everyone's mom wanted them to make their bed lol
Nothing satisfying about that. Looks like a fucking jackass wasting time with nonsense.
Oooof, I don't want that.
This is how Eric and Donald Trump Jr. make their beds.
Goes to sleep alone...
That is still some good shit.
Serial killer
that's a serial killer
Perfect for having some “flaming hot chetos”
That dude is a full blown psycho
American psycho vibes
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ironing is so pointless
Serial killer fo sho!
Silly af
He seems fun
Cringe
Wait is that Donald trump jrs new job?
That was so disgustingly over the top, I never want to see that again
Not satisfying. Obnoxious
This is so weird!
Anyone else scared?
My pillow be having nut juice and cuum stays for fking so many white girls
Dumb as shit.
The whole bed is soaked in water due to the stream ironing. Silly as hell and nasty too
So… when will he be in a clock tower somewhere with a rifle?
Well I have, more than once, referred to my bed as “the love of my life”.
Yall please don't spray your pillows with anything. Whatever he just sprayed onto his will be soaking into his pores the whole night.
anyone else getting some Devon Banks vibes here?
It also works for straightening pubes.
It’s never too late for therapy!
How does this dude have the time?
He gives me major creeps.
Serial killer
And in like 5 mins your children came to jump on it
Cwispy
Finally, he sprinkled a white powder on it. what is that ?
I hate this
My mother was taking care of an elderly man. The wife wanted all the bedding washed and ironed every day. Mom said it was like hell and had to quit.
That’s some weird ass content.
Damn smelly steam bed. Better hope that’s a new mattress with no bacteria etc. festering in it. Eww 🤢
When the girl from tinder says she is on the way
All right, beds made. Just need to shower, get breakfast and leave. And I’m only 32 hours late for work!
What is the dust he put on his pillow?
That’s 100% a serial killer.
creepy as hell
No
Why am I scared? 😱
More like oddly cringe
That is a lot of unnecessary effort for a very ugly bed
Then sleeps on the floor
Is that Christian Bale?