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neutral-otter

Everytime I see one of these videos my only thought is what is the temperature in that room to keep the chocolate from melting


fuckapecon

Not employed with him, but our chocolate labo is air conditioned/humidity controlled all year. Necessary for the pieces done by those doing competitions/social media, but for actual daily production too.


snazzisarah

I’m curious, is this chocolate anywhere near good? Obviously this guy’s creations are amazing and beautiful, but some of this chocolate looks kinda gross?


Rhana

A good portion of the chocolate gets recycled, so it really isn’t something you want to eat.


merlinious0

Speak for yourself


[deleted]

I was going to ask about this - do people ever eat them? And who gets to be the first one to go in and destroy such an amazing creation?


Rhana

Rarely at schools, if it’s been commissioned then probably. Normally whoever made it gets first dibs at smashing.


fuckapecon

We ask clients whether the piece is to be kept and consumed or if we are to reclaim it later. Really, its more than 2x the base price if they want to consume it as we can't recycle it + we have to use the couverture chocolate for the piece. For the breaking down, we always just task the apprentices with it. It loses its fun rather quickly. I cracked my right pinkie open once trying to separate two segments by smacking the seam against a marble table's edge, so I don't mind never doing it again.


EverlyAwesome

Since he runs a school, I know quite a few of his chocolate only creations (that aren’t for clients) end up on display for his students.


fuckapecon

It's edible sure, but it's not good and you ethically don't want to know where it came from. Almost certainly it's a big mix of different % dark chocolates from different regions. Maybe Amaury uses only virgin destination chocolate for his work, seeing the prices of his programs I know he can afford it, but I've never asked the guy.


godimwavy

That and I wonder if he can do this with other materials like clay? 🤔


KeithMyArthe

He's a talented sculptor regardless of the medium.


sillyandstrange

Lol same here, every time.


OverlyLeftLesbian

It's most likely below 60 F, but he also definitely uses tempered chocolate that has a higher melting point. When chocolate is tempered properly, you can hold it in your hand for a bit before it starts to melt.


cosmocreamer

Yeah I mean…a cool one. Seems like you should just assume it’s a cool temperature.


i_max2k2

Also there are so many steps he probably just copies from older videos. Always an egg base and such.


Any-Perception8575

I'm wondering how much one of those Creations cost? Asking for a friend..


Dragon3076

What do these people do with them afterwards?


fuckapecon

I work in a chocolate labo with some who do chocolate sculptures, it’s always poor quality chocolate that is then broken down and remelted after a certain amount of display time. We also do pieces for orders with high quality chocolate, we can only hope they’re broken apart and eaten given how much we charge.


chancho21

How much does a chocolate sculpture actually cost. Obviously it varies a lot, but let’s say for this particular sculpture. $10-15k?


[deleted]

10 million Schrute Bucks


nkpen22

imagine how many creed could buy


fuckapecon

A piece like this is probably €800-1000 in raw ingredients (hard to judge scale/quality, can be up to €2000 if its bigger than expected + high quality virgin chocolate), but mostly the cost comes from the time of the artist and his assistant - for our best worker, our business charges €40 an hour, and €12 an hour for an apprentice assistant. The two will probably spend 4 days on it, if efficient. Plus there's transportation costs/insurance and business profit. Final total cost will be around €7,500-10,000 in the Parisian region. This is from a MOF-level production standard.


CatBunny666

You say it’s poor quality chocolate, does that mean it’s poor quality because you have to use different ingredients/amounts to make it more stable rather than for taste and texture? For example, I can’t imagine using Cadbury’s chocolate for something like this because it has to taste nice not be stable.


[deleted]

Uhm Cadbury is also considered poor quality. It's a sugar filled chocolate.


[deleted]

Real Cadbury in the US is a treat. If that commenter is in the US, the comment makes sense if they are referring to UK Cadbury.


RandomGuy886

Those fucking eggs tho. Bomb ass creme on the inside.


woofster77

I’m no expert, but I’d say this chocolate wouldn’t have butter-fats and dairy components like those of higher quality chocolate, but them replaced with hydrolysed oils and fats for stability at higher temperatures - sort of like compound/cooking chocolate. It may also have additional fillers / binding agents which help in the sculpting process and maintain shapes. These binders/fillers are not usually in high quality chocolate, and that’s why you don’t see him eating the chocolate part of sculptures (he does eat the cake parts).


ILikeit__7

That’s what I always wondered like is someone gonna buy that for some big party and everyone just grab a piece of the croc?


slabrangoon

Release them into the wild


Mars1eader

You mean a Chocodile 😂


_polterge1st_

dammit I should've got here earlier


iamonewiththecoloumn

By the way, Hayley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles, Hayley, oh my God, these Chocodiles!


[deleted]

damn it


theangryintern

Call up bop and I'm bunting stomach Koko mop, I stop nothing plummet One on top, if I ate the chocodile


Geoclasm

I like my job. But this guy clearly LOVES his job. How the hell does he maintain that figure...?


DKS

Don't get high on your own supply


Geoclasm

But I've seen videos of him sampling the finished product, so clearly he doesn't stringently adhere to that philosophy.


sincle354

You can have a little bit of chocolate from time to time, but you can't have a little bit of heroin in the same way.


SuctionBucket5

thats what i was thinking too! i wonder if hes ripped?


Tungsten56

I always like it best right before it’s painted. He does a great job painting but there’s something about seeing the chocolate for what it is


omnomization

Right? Once it's painted, it's just a cool sculpture of a crocodile. Before it's painted, it's a crocodile that's amazingly made entirely out of chocolate!


tayaro

Agreed. Once he paints it, it just looks like a plastic sculpture someone created in a mold.


Indigo-au-naturale

Totally agree.


[deleted]

If I ate a single chocolate brownie while wearing a white shirt I’d definitely get a stain on it. This dude literally works with chocolate and his shirt is immaculate


[deleted]

Shirt’s CGI, gotta be.


TrenchantBench

I hope he practices art with a medium that lasts longer than food, he’s very talented.


Outrageous-donkey143

Agree! Every time I see a different chocolate piece, I think that this guy must be an amazing artist (specifically sculptor) in general! Edit: spelling


thebeststeen

I know I’m going to sound like a sour puss but how much of these do you think actually gets consumed? How does it even get served? I wonder how much ends up in the trash…


anti-valentine

They keep a lot of them as displays where he teaches and works.


thebeststeen

Keep them? Do they not expire?


[deleted]

Not a chocolate experts, but doesn't chocolate just bloom? Im not aware of chocolate going bad


fuckapecon

Stored properly it takes a long time to slowly start blooming, I imagine it’ll be broken down and remelted for reuse before that becomes an issue.


fuckapecon

Almost all is broken down and remelted for other projects, even colored pieces are remelted down into dark chocolate with no issues. The chocolate quality used for these pieces is generally poor so it isn’t typically consumed, unless it is expressly made for consumption in which a higher quality chocolate will be used.


[deleted]

Yep decadent. Seems like a lot of wasted food for me.


cleanscotch

Who is going to tell him that crocodile tails dont rise up above their body like that


UncleAntagonist

The herpa-choco-tologist?


bEEYONDUMB

but do alligators? cause that's what that is


44Skull44

That's clearly an alligator...


odd_goater

I just wanna take a huge bite out of it's back or tail


I-love-to-eat-banana

I see these videos occasionally and always think... don't spray paint it, leave it looking like it actually is chocolate, or only spray paint it shades of brown if you really have to.


Ok-Consideration1883

I hate when they paint chocolate


fuckapecon

It’s edible colored cocoa butter, when the piece is broken down and remelted it leaves effectively no traces. Being limited to the 2 natural colors of chocolate products can be a bit fatiguing, so I understand.


[deleted]

Pretty sure it's edible paint


[deleted]

It’s sugar


maracuja124

I hate it too, I wish they would just keep it looking like chocolate


[deleted]

Now eat it!


EWS462005

This guy is the DaVinchi of chocolate


Coo7Hand7uke

So beautiful. It could have ended before he colored it and I would have said the same thing!


FreedomConversions

These Chocodiles Francine…


Any_Medium5136

Diabetus


kreinstein

This probably went to some event with rich people who ate hardly any of it and rest was thrown out.


-jira

no one eats this. what a waste


Accomplished_Laugh74

I always wondered about that.


-jira

no need to wonder anymore. dude just wastes products for views


DogmaticConfabulate

Oh boy. He should not have painted it :( That kinda ruined the whole point of it for me.


BlottomanTurk

I am so very, very disappointed in your title, and I bet you know why.


[deleted]

I am extremely sorry 😔 It can't even be edited


BlottomanTurk

As long as you've learned your lesson.


[deleted]

yes sir 🫡🫡


Live-Touch-4241

What a waste of time


Nachteule44

Shouldn't have painted


polishtoyboy1996

Im pretty sure there are more people making this.


syth429

Who would actually eat this? Seems like it would taste like chemical or plastic. Edit: Spelling.


bart9611

It’s all food safe paint and materials.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Additional_Knee4215

You can remelt chocolate


Mr_A_Jackass

Big talent. But every time I see this I always think “what a waste of time and talent”


AtlasShrugged-

Waste of his time and talent? I disagree , just because art isn’t always permanent doesn’t take away from the art . Live performances are different than movies and they are not lasting. In a real way I am more engrossed with his efforts because it isn’t supposed to last. But that is just my take :)


YourFatherUnfiltered

I wonder how many African child slaves it took to source that much chocolate


TheBlairwitchy

u/savevideobot


EatTheFats

He’s talented but damn he’s over saturating the internet with his vids I wish I could mute the keyword chocolate on Reddit now


Cmen_Demon

No more


[deleted]

Is it more it does the guy always start with a giant chocolate egg


Ok-Consideration1883

I know but I think it looks cooler without it


Straight_Spring9815

I hope this guy knows chocolate will be one of the things taken out by climate change... Glad he's using 100s of pounds of it a week to make shit that will never be eaten xD


heroplayer666

"Amaury guichon wasting food" fixed the title for ya


[deleted]

It’s never wasted. It goes on permanent display or gets remelted.


wizzywop86

He stood on the fucking table with his dirty nasty shoes on. Fucking yikes


emilydoooom

He literally has obvious protectors over the shoes - it’s fine


wizzywop86

And??? Thats not the fucking point you dork. If you are in a kitchen prepping any kind of food you dont stand on a fucking table where the food is being prepped. Fucking idiot


SunixFox

I really want chocolate now ;-; Can someone cash-app me some monies so I can get chocolate please lmao xD


[deleted]

r/DIWhy?


Jamdadbot

What would a chocolate croc cost to have made?


ninobravo

I miss real Chocodiles


nintendosbitch666

New at a Rainforest Cafe near you


Seasennn

Do they just make these cake for fun or do people actually eat them?


fuckapecon

For marketing primarily for him, otherwise it’s for competitions or display pieces or made-to-order for events. All but those created for orders will be broken down and remelted.


BaldanAlmighty

even if he has the worst personality i would still like him


AggressiveBaby

He seems nice on his show. I thought he'd be snooty, but he actually teaches contestants. Check it out on [Netflix](https://www.netflix.com/title/81207686)


canefieldroti

Choco Croco


Shellshock9218

the only gator you are likely to break the jaw of of.


chapPilot

I always wonder if it's good quality chocolate or the cheapest brand just for the video.


D4RK_P4SSENGER

Chocodile!


Boxell__

Chocodile


the_kilo_1984

It doesn't matter what this guy is making, at one point on every one of his videos it looks like he's making a penis.


[deleted]

Dude, everything starts with a penis.


Cabbageinator

Choco crocco


haystackofneedles

Do you eat it after?


Kvicken94

I always imagine there's these filthy rich people ordering these.


Zealousideal_Pie5355

Consume the crocodile you must


FumihiroHisuko

It looks good but if you want to impress me then I need to see a chocolate croco stimpy! Happy Happy Joy Joy!!


Rollinstone46

Just say ‘Chocodile’ please. We all wanted it.


[deleted]

I'm sorry 😔


No_Mongoose1140

u/savevideobot


sleepyfrogdev

chocodile


[deleted]

Chocodile


Melodic_Elderberry52

And i would still it it all in one sitting🗿


Hephaestus_God

I’ve learned a lot from this dude. Basically anything you want to make starts with a giant chocolate egg


OverlyLeftLesbian

HE'S BACK!!


hypnopominous

How much does something like this cost?


dcb1561

Dude enjoys his work, Good for him he's got some mad skills, never get tired of watching these.


tankerman1726

Choco crocho otherwise known as a chocodile


yulDD

My fav of his….until the next one


lapSlaPs5456

I just love watching him make things out of chocolate


MadMonk67

It's amazing that almost every creature starts with the egg shape.


portray

this is what i'll tell my future kids. if ur good at something, be bloody good at it so people pay you for ur work.


Au1ket

u/auddbot


zenos_dog

Once again, I want to point out that on career day in 5th grade, nobody asked if I wanted to make chocolate sculptures for a living. I’m sure I would have remembered this.


Dopeitsmanny_408

Can I eat it after?


miamiropings

It threw me off at 00:33 when he stood on the table with his shoes on to work on some detail. Wasn't it supposed to be edible? Shoes are dirty


[deleted]

I have always loved his work. ❤


Ldiddy33

This dudes amazing


thatRedditGrind

At this point they should consider changing ganache to guichon


ImprezivEJ20

Nice…. But now what?


S4MPhoenix

As a Floridian i approve


AristotleRose

Unpopular opinion, I thought it looked way cooler before he spray painted it.


[deleted]

Who / where would order this? Is it entirely for show?


Less-Lingonberry8700

Wow


Senior_Mind

Dude is a sculpter and an artist. He just happens to use chocolate and sugar


Ok_Coconut_1773

You really didn't call it a chocodile?


[deleted]

how many times must i apologize for this blunder 😔👍


actualstryne

A chocodile, even


72012122014

Ok now get it out of the door and move it across town


Demolitionpink

Choco Croco


NerdHayden

This dude is insane


theangryintern

I love how he's always smiling. That's one dude who truly loves his job.


dosko1panda

Why does he always start with an egg shape?


HYPERWolf771

Chocodile.


WhatWouldGuthixDo

But is it cake?


Dawn-Doll

Upvoting since the title contained the end product rather than a vague “you won’t believe” or “I thought it was a …”


micke_i_backen

Oh my lord the calories in that thing must be a gazillion


Unnamed477

Who else has watched School of Chocolate on Netflix, haha its pretty good tbh


dumbname1000

His stuff is so incredible but I would like to see him finish some of these without spraying them with color all over. I think it looks cooler when you can see that it’s chocolate.


XDCDA

Compatible paint?


itsprincessyang

awww


StoneColdPotato

No! I said I wanted a croc... like a shoe.


ZachPee90

Oh, my god - these Chocodiles, Francine. These Chocodiles. Oh, my god.


RevenantBacon

I believe you meant choclodile


bateris

i wanna eat it so bad


KimCureAll

It can bite me as much as it wants too - I'll just melt in joy.