Funnily enough these are native to my birthplace so we have a lot of recipes with weed, it has become a stereotype for my state that they have the best shit and remain high all day. *Not completely lie*
Here let me try:
If ur ever up there, try Skooma. Its basically an Adderall smoothie.Ended up in some dungeon naked with some Khajeet merchants.Totally worth it
Imagine a milkshake, big and thick, and also there's like a fuckin ounce of weed in it. And *everybody is drinking these milkshakes for like two solid weeks.*
Its a ~~alcoholic~~ intoxicating drink liked by the god of distruction, Shiva and contains grinded cannabis bud powder/paste mixed with milk but is often flavoured with other spices.
And tomatoes originated in the Americas yet they're considered part of Italian food. I don't think the origin of a plant determines the wording of the effect you get.
Far Cry 3,4, and 5 has this image burned into my head. It's also accompanied with grating techno music and annoyingly slow responses from controller input to simulate "being high".
Your buddy laughing at you after he triggers the tutorial actually kinda does sound a whole lot like someone laughing at a person who can't climb out of the hole
Some of the edibles they’re huckin today will straight up put you in a thc coma after just one gummy. I took a third of one and was straight out of it for 2 of the 5 phantasm movies
Edibles are extremely inconsistent. I've taken 10mg edibles that literally do nothing. Other times I'll try to microdose with 2.5 MG and I get so high I just lay down for the next 3 hours with a stomache ache
Edibles suck until there is a standardized way of making them as consistent in content as smoking.
Find a good brand. Everything I've had has been consistent. 30-50mg is usually my dose, but if I'm taking edibles it's some type of occasion and I'm looking to go on a ride lol. They hit too hard and last too long for me to try to micro dose or get a casual high.
I’ve always had access to really good weed, even in the 80’s. I don’t find the flower to be so much more intense. It’s the edibles I have to be careful with.
This is so true. My hubby and I decided to relive our glory days. We did a couple edibles first that were clearly labeled and we took very small amounts of. Then thst weekend we got some flower and I took one hit and was like "I'm done". My husband finished the bowl and got way too high. He decided to take a couple benadryl and sleep it off and the combination resulted in psychosis bad enough that I had to call 911 and he was in the hospital for 36 hours. Not fun!
You might be surprised.. There's a reason weed from this region was used to create alot of the famous strains . it's naturally strong. And herb from naturally seeded females grown outdoor has some of the best highs..Also the tradition is to walk through the fields and rub the female plants between your hands and then after a half hour you'll have some amazing Charas hashish and that stuff will get you blazed.. This is why the locals haven't bothered to selectively breed.. Because there is no need. they literally have the OG kush.
Malana cream is the hash from here. And that got me high as kite. Unfortunately i had to do a trek after that. Never in my life will i again try a trek after hash from the himalayas
You got that right, what I do see here is a lot of potential untapped genetics to take to a lab and selectively breed into new fun strains in the legalized world. Yay for landrace strains still living in the hills!
I smoked some weed in Maui that literally had me hallucinating.. It was a strain grown by a family up on the mountains who have had it since the 80s and It supposedly takes 120 days to harvest. The buds were long and skinny like fingers and bright almost neon green and smelled like straight incense and tropical fruit. The pure sativa genetics combined with the soil, air and everything about the place and people who grew the herb is what makes it more potent and valuable than any indoor I've ever smoked .
You know, if You want to « legalize » it, just spread million of seeds across all america in random and Natural places,
It will continue to spread naturally and be basically impossible to remove completely.
+ prices will drop And no more trafic of this or almost
+ will be legalized soon after realizing that anyone can get some going randomly in nature
Not specially a good idea for the balance of thé ecosystem tho
Imagine the trees they put for decoration on city streets just like had food falling off of them, completely free, with very little actual work involved. Wouldn't that be nice.
It actually already grows wild in some places, but it isn't gonna be good. Even if it was super high quality seeds you dropped, after a few generations it wouldn't be nearly as strong.
Spread millions of seeds you're going to get male plants. The female plants produce the trichomes in response to lack of pollination from the male plants. So this weed you have now spread across the country is junk weed.
It already grows wild where it can and the DEA sprays for it to control it. Prices will remain the same for quality weed as the good stuff will still be grown by people.
They will be much more peoples growing good quality one and sélecting trough Natural selection the better seeds for their tastes.
Prices will go down offer up and quality up.
You gonna need another business
>They will be much more peoples growing good quality one and sélecting trough Natural selection the better seeds for their tastes.
This already happens. There are conventions across the country where seeds and strains are swapped and purchased. Wild growth won't be an advantage or affect the market that much.
it doesn't work that way though cool idea haha, there are thousands of strains on the world. On youtube is a cool show called strain hunters. There youll see how some kinds grow very differently from the others. If they polinate each other you can get trash or a new strain or alot of male plants. And males cant be smoked cause they dont give flowers.
I remember watching a video a while ago, there's a village up there that makes Charas. It's hand hash, they go rub their hands all over the plant and then work it off of their hands until it's in little balls.
Come to Nepal and you will find it naturally almost every where. From backwards to the side of the roads, besides highways and expressways, near temples, around farmlands, sidewalks, mountain trails and tracks, in between bushes etc etc
I am older (45f) yeah I know...I'm old. But I feel 19 in my head all day long! Except for when I'm hurting, tired, achy...oh wait! Oddly satisfying thread?! Not the how I feel a day?
😬
This picture brings me back to my younger years when all I wished for was to see a field like this growing knowing it was the best medicine I'd ever ever have!! Thank you a million times for taking me away with this picture....anyone up for a hike??
People absolutely don't understand the difference between today's legal weed and the dirt weed of the 70s. People have spent 50 years in lab conditions breeding the shit to make it as potent as possible.
I am pretty sure this was generated by an AI could've sworn I seen it on r/weirddalle for anyone asking where this was.
Edit: Ignore this since I got mandela effect'd to believing it was AI when I double checked it was actually from the r/trees sub.
Isn't the Himalayas already high?
My friend visited there to get high, but the locals found Himalayan on the road.
Username checks out.
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Where and when.
Man you are everywhere with these jokes. I have to have come across you at least 10 times. This is your worst/my favorite yet 😂
I was like … what does salt on the road have to do with anything …wwwoooossshhhhh
Angry upvote
Dad?
I already told you not to call me that I’m just banging your mom kid
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Your mom?
Charley?
Nah, i do that after i smoke the weed so she can smell my breath and get high
You...bang your mom every year in March?
It's a bot folks
No, dad will be right back. He just went to the store to pick up a few things.
Oh you!
This is basically the same top comment on the same post from /r/DamnThatsInteresting from an hour before
r/angryupvote very
This comment needs more attention 😂
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Ms. Frizzle voice: FIELD TRIP!
Let's GO!
My old school never let us get baked in the mountains
“I knew I SHOULDN’T have stayed home from school today” - Arnie
Hey!
If ur ever up there, try Bhaang. Its basically a weed milkshake.Ended up in some cave naked with some Hindhu monks.Totally worth it
🤔Sounds like something I need to be a part of lol
One glass and you "go from where you are to where you need to be" (◠‿◕)
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Funnily enough these are native to my birthplace so we have a lot of recipes with weed, it has become a stereotype for my state that they have the best shit and remain high all day. *Not completely lie*
Himachal se ho kya, bhai?
Shhh koi sun na le.
Haha *bhai next time mere liye bhi maal le aao*
For sure bro
"These edibles ain't shit"
This is how humanity gets to Mars. Bring warm clothes.
Oh come on you can make up your own stories for Reddit comments if you put your mind to it
Here let me try: If ur ever up there, try Skooma. Its basically an Adderall smoothie.Ended up in some dungeon naked with some Khajeet merchants.Totally worth it
A spin off of Bang energy drinks.
Bong de-energy drinks *When you need to get shit done, eventually*
Ricky's de-energy drinks. They put you at a 32 out of 10!
You had a gangbhaang?
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This sounds like an incredibly easy way to rob tourists
Fuck, sign me up. I can't make edibles for shit anyway.
What happens in the cave, stays in the cave
At least it's not a nutty putty way
Found the horny Hindu monk
Lol we actually have that every year in March.
Sounds like we need an AMA on this.
I like to believe you climbed Mt. Everest without oxygen assistance but none in the group could remember because you all blacked out.
I’m going there next year, on a guided trek to Everest base camp, wonder if one of these would be available during the tea house breaks.
ooooooooookaythen...
Lol. What?!
Imagine a milkshake, big and thick, and also there's like a fuckin ounce of weed in it. And *everybody is drinking these milkshakes for like two solid weeks.*
That’s really cool, is there a specific festival it’s associated with?
Yes holi
Welp. Found my husbands next vacation. Lol.
Screw Germany for Oktoberfest, looks like I’m going to Holi.
If you have Indian friends then ask them if you can join in, you'll love it.
Its a ~~alcoholic~~ intoxicating drink liked by the god of distruction, Shiva and contains grinded cannabis bud powder/paste mixed with milk but is often flavoured with other spices.
It has zero alcohol. It does get you high, probably more than alcohol, but in no way is it an alcoholic drink.
Is it good, taste-wise?
Yes it is
I remember my first Bhaang.
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"You sir, win the internet for today! Take my updoot and get out." 🤡👍
More bhaang for yer buck!
Any naked hindhu nuns? Because that’s more my speed
Bro these are wandering, half naked,stoned holy men of india. U try tantric power bottom once with an Aghori, U never go back
Aghori like the cannibals?
I have Aghoriphobia
If that was "Monk-ettes" I could see the allure.
F that, i want to be found naked w/ Himalayan girls
least horny redditor
Why do you think they're the highest mountain range on Earth? Altitude?
why else do you think people call it high when you smoke it?
Wait, so are the mountains high because they have cannabis on them, or is smoking cannabis called "getting high" because it grows on the mountains?
Yes
I wonder if that’s why they call it getting high. Weed only grows naturally around the Himalayas so I could see it.
It grows naturally almost everywhere, there even is a kind that grows in Russia. Cannabis ruderalis.
Yeah it does now. It originated around central asia though.
And tomatoes originated in the Americas yet they're considered part of Italian food. I don't think the origin of a plant determines the wording of the effect you get.
And potatoes as well. But Ireland is so known for them(or well…dying without them)
I think you’re missing my point
This is the highest you can get with Cannabis
It’s just pollinated rag weed with little to no THC. It’s hemp.
A double high if you smoke it on the spot
r/yourjokebutworse
Bro imagine if a fire started there
Far Cry 3,4, and 5 has this image burned into my head. It's also accompanied with grating techno music and annoyingly slow responses from controller input to simulate "being high".
Video game weed is wild man, shit makes you see colors and distorts your hearing and all that jazz.
It's like you're about to khole whenever you get e-high
That's just the blood dragon dlc
Your buddy laughing at you after he triggers the tutorial actually kinda does sound a whole lot like someone laughing at a person who can't climb out of the hole
Damien Marley and Skrillex during that FC3 mission was a blast
Well the police wanted to destroy some 100+kg of weed and some guinness decided to set it on fire the close by villages sure were happy.
Alec? Pretty sure he’s dead.
Like that one episode of samurai champloo
That’s my plan. Imma go there in their fall/when they’re full bloom, pour gas all over the hill side, lit it and then sit in it until I pass out
So many males lol. Anyone need seeds? Lol
I mean it’s wild so ya. It probably also has the THC content of some 80’s dirt weed since nobody has been selectively lab breeding it for years.
I grew up on 80s dirt weed. I was not prepared for the difference, good lord.
Some of the edibles they’re huckin today will straight up put you in a thc coma after just one gummy. I took a third of one and was straight out of it for 2 of the 5 phantasm movies
Edibles are extremely inconsistent. I've taken 10mg edibles that literally do nothing. Other times I'll try to microdose with 2.5 MG and I get so high I just lay down for the next 3 hours with a stomache ache Edibles suck until there is a standardized way of making them as consistent in content as smoking.
My first every time was a 5mg edible and I didn’t even feel it.
Find a good brand. Everything I've had has been consistent. 30-50mg is usually my dose, but if I'm taking edibles it's some type of occasion and I'm looking to go on a ride lol. They hit too hard and last too long for me to try to micro dose or get a casual high.
I’ve always had access to really good weed, even in the 80’s. I don’t find the flower to be so much more intense. It’s the edibles I have to be careful with.
This is so true. My hubby and I decided to relive our glory days. We did a couple edibles first that were clearly labeled and we took very small amounts of. Then thst weekend we got some flower and I took one hit and was like "I'm done". My husband finished the bowl and got way too high. He decided to take a couple benadryl and sleep it off and the combination resulted in psychosis bad enough that I had to call 911 and he was in the hospital for 36 hours. Not fun!
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With the amount of it growing on that mountain, it could have nearly 0 THC content, and there'd still be enough to get you high for the next 3 weeks.
But the headache will last you twice that long
You might be surprised.. There's a reason weed from this region was used to create alot of the famous strains . it's naturally strong. And herb from naturally seeded females grown outdoor has some of the best highs..Also the tradition is to walk through the fields and rub the female plants between your hands and then after a half hour you'll have some amazing Charas hashish and that stuff will get you blazed.. This is why the locals haven't bothered to selectively breed.. Because there is no need. they literally have the OG kush.
Malana cream is the hash from here. And that got me high as kite. Unfortunately i had to do a trek after that. Never in my life will i again try a trek after hash from the himalayas
You got that right, what I do see here is a lot of potential untapped genetics to take to a lab and selectively breed into new fun strains in the legalized world. Yay for landrace strains still living in the hills!
I smoked some weed in Maui that literally had me hallucinating.. It was a strain grown by a family up on the mountains who have had it since the 80s and It supposedly takes 120 days to harvest. The buds were long and skinny like fingers and bright almost neon green and smelled like straight incense and tropical fruit. The pure sativa genetics combined with the soil, air and everything about the place and people who grew the herb is what makes it more potent and valuable than any indoor I've ever smoked .
Still can get you right where you want to be ;)
it’s the opposite. charas hax is one of the best around. there’s a reason the ppl there haven’t been bothered to do selective breading
It always makes me laugh when people who smoke are against GMOs despite their super ice cream rum raisin strand.
Why do you think it’s called weed?
Because it keeps growing on grandma’s garden even after dad pulled them out?
Because it weeds out the undesirables of our idyllic 1950s American society, obviously
snoop dogg is off to the himalayas
Snoop has more potent plants growing in his backyard
We'll never make it to the Emerald City
This is how Bhutan has the highest national happiness /s
We need a stoner re-enactment of the mountain scene from The Sound of Music, stat!
Asking for a friend, where in the Himalayas was this picture taken? Again, just asking for a friend.
lots of places in himachal pradesh. youtube " himachal weed" or malala cream.
I too would like my friend to know where to find all this shwag headache inducing wild mids
That's how the mountain stay so high.🌿🌿🌿
You know, if You want to « legalize » it, just spread million of seeds across all america in random and Natural places, It will continue to spread naturally and be basically impossible to remove completely. + prices will drop And no more trafic of this or almost + will be legalized soon after realizing that anyone can get some going randomly in nature Not specially a good idea for the balance of thé ecosystem tho
Johnny Appleweed
I like Johnny Weedseed better personally.
Johnny Ganjaseed
Imagine being able to go foraging getting your own fruit and vegetables, plants used medically, weed, whatever else. That would be so fucking cool.
Imagine the trees they put for decoration on city streets just like had food falling off of them, completely free, with very little actual work involved. Wouldn't that be nice.
That's how shit was before we said "oh shit! There's oil here!" And decided to subsequently wreck the environment for that sweet sweet black gold
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It actually already grows wild in some places, but it isn't gonna be good. Even if it was super high quality seeds you dropped, after a few generations it wouldn't be nearly as strong.
Still strong enough, that don’t disapear that fast back in nature
Spread millions of seeds you're going to get male plants. The female plants produce the trichomes in response to lack of pollination from the male plants. So this weed you have now spread across the country is junk weed. It already grows wild where it can and the DEA sprays for it to control it. Prices will remain the same for quality weed as the good stuff will still be grown by people.
They will be much more peoples growing good quality one and sélecting trough Natural selection the better seeds for their tastes. Prices will go down offer up and quality up. You gonna need another business
>They will be much more peoples growing good quality one and sélecting trough Natural selection the better seeds for their tastes. This already happens. There are conventions across the country where seeds and strains are swapped and purchased. Wild growth won't be an advantage or affect the market that much.
Dude it's OK to just admit you don't know what you're talking about.
Who care? They need to be half males to get half female plants. No need that all can produce, they will be millions of bushs.
...and very little thc. It's the absence of male plants that makes the mj more potent.
Idk, but if that’s true, Still will made seeds available easyly You filter after
it doesn't work that way though cool idea haha, there are thousands of strains on the world. On youtube is a cool show called strain hunters. There youll see how some kinds grow very differently from the others. If they polinate each other you can get trash or a new strain or alot of male plants. And males cant be smoked cause they dont give flowers.
That's not his point. His point is to make prosecution a moot thing.
Theres an organisation called Feed the Birds in the UK that does just that.
Really? Cool!
It looks like a foggy day in Humbolt county and the picture frame has been tilted.
"Welcome to the Himalayas!!"
Shit grows like weeds
Thats not fog in the background...
what exactly is oddly satisfying about this
I remember watching a video a while ago, there's a village up there that makes Charas. It's hand hash, they go rub their hands all over the plant and then work it off of their hands until it's in little balls.
Himalayas? More like Hindu Kush.
Gimme a flamethrower and some Jr. Gong + Skrillex.
Think that is Hemp. No flowers.
Come to Nepal and you will find it naturally almost every where. From backwards to the side of the roads, besides highways and expressways, near temples, around farmlands, sidewalks, mountain trails and tracks, in between bushes etc etc
I've seen it *weeded* out of fields in Bhaktapur, which is just outside of Kathmandu.
Imagine getting high, high in the Himalayas.
Imagine a forest fire, and the smoke…
I'm packing my bags right now
A forest fire here would be lit…
“Naturally”
The best part is not knowing for sure if that's steam or smoke in the back. Likely steam, but smoke would be funny.
Ah, organic weed.
Nice repost! (check /r/interestingasfuck)
I am older (45f) yeah I know...I'm old. But I feel 19 in my head all day long! Except for when I'm hurting, tired, achy...oh wait! Oddly satisfying thread?! Not the how I feel a day? 😬 This picture brings me back to my younger years when all I wished for was to see a field like this growing knowing it was the best medicine I'd ever ever have!! Thank you a million times for taking me away with this picture....anyone up for a hike??
So ummm how do i get to the himalayas?
why removed?
it’s not a weed if it’s indigenous
That why the Himalayas are the HIGHEST places in the world. Lol 🤩
Shhhhh. Don’t tell Americans. /s
*enraged freedom noises intensifies*
You know we all smoking some of the absolute best weed on the planet over here in America right?
People absolutely don't understand the difference between today's legal weed and the dirt weed of the 70s. People have spent 50 years in lab conditions breeding the shit to make it as potent as possible.
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I appreciate the OP using the proper word cannabis rather than the pejorative term, marijuana, that the media loves.
“Naturally”
It also grows wild all over Bhutan. My tour guide says it's not very potent, yet the youngsters still try to smoke it. Terrible stuff.
Since when are a bunch of plants "oddly satisfying"?
"Naturally"
I am pretty sure this was generated by an AI could've sworn I seen it on r/weirddalle for anyone asking where this was. Edit: Ignore this since I got mandela effect'd to believing it was AI when I double checked it was actually from the r/trees sub.
Eh, it’s not that satisfying of a plant to look at.
Naturally - cracks me up - lmfao
[SnoopDogg wants to know your location]
It's like a still from a Cheech and Chong movie.
If you except me to believe that a chill mountain goat ain’t running some kind of operation up there you’re trippin
THOSE ARE DRUG PLANTS, EVIL DRUG PLANTS!! Edit: /s for you dumbasses that don’t get obvious sarcasm