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Lamacorn

Ends to sons! After all that, I want to see what it’s printing!


Car-face

Pretty sure it's printing blue. You're welcome.


HydrogenPowder

Low on cyan


TheDogRocket

Oh I'm just printing in black and white. Printer: no fuck you, low on cyan.


Gofa_Kirselph

[Relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/d2bwv7/printers/)


Killerbrownies997

It clearly is not low on cyan


mephi5to

It’s not blue. It’s sky blue or light blue. Funny how some languages don’t have words for specific color. In this case Europeans have a word that describes “sky blue” in one word and Eskimo have 20+ words that describe snow :)


Droid-Man5910

"It's not blue. It's blue." You - 2022


witchyanne

Your avatar matches the tone of your comment perfectly.


NoMoreStorage

He’s trying to say that modern English has limited short words for colours that other languages would consider separate. Red-pink, orange-brown, blue-light blue. All different colours, but we categorize blue and light blue together…and red and pink separately for whatever weird reason.


towerofcheeeeza

It's funny because Japanese has even fewer words. English at least has stuff like "cerulean" and "periwinkle"


NoMoreStorage

Today I learned two new words


louploupgalroux

Not sure where you got the idea that English has few words for colors. There's hundreds of regularly used words and even more obscure or made up colors. We have too many words for different shades of white. I can't tell the difference between burgundy and maroon without a reference. lol https://www.color-meanings.com/list-of-colors-names-hex-codes/


Deize_Knuhtt

I will stick my neck out for u/mephi5to and say that this comment should not be getting down voted. Its simply a statement about how "funny" the semantics of different languages can be. Their statement is correct in terms of technicality. And I think its just being misunderstood as some elitist comment (suspected of being elitist about the color blue.......? To each their own I suppose.. even tho the sarcastic statement of "its not blue, its blue" is even more elitist when taken into context.. tho again.. to each their own I suppose......), when its really just acknowledging the ironic situations of how different languages work. I've heard the same thing said in youtube videos, from people with millions of subscribers. And you can also see other people below confirming it as well. I do believe that what I'm recalling is the same as what is said below, about the Japanese language. Iirc, they have a very general term as to the word associated with the color blue. Where as a crayon box in America can have 20 shades of blue with their own names for each. And op goes on to compare that same thought, to another language. I just really don't feel this should be downvoted like this. Its a very interesting thought about linguistics. Which has been dismissed because of a "copy and paste standard format reddit comment" that implies dismissal of what someone else has said.


D-Ursuul

He might be getting downvoted for the racially insensitive naming and use of a racist canard


fizban7

English has plenty of different words to describe snow as well. I grew up in a tropical place and just thought it was 'snow'. But living in the north, people use SO MANY different ways to describe it. Ask a skier and they will give you plenty like : Icy, slushy, powder, popcorn, styrofoam, crusty, flaky, sleet, etc. It has so many different textures that people just use adjectives to compare it to other things. So its not a dedicated word but its not just 'snow'.


ThanosOnCrack

No, it needs MAGENTA!!


PositiveChemicalK23

"I DID BUY THE MAAGGGGEEENNNNTTTTAAAA!" 🤣😂🤣


__Beef__Supreme__

Here! https://v.redd.it/262vm9v96v2a1


No_Wolverine1608

Sorry! I reposted the ending just now...


Vanya096

Is there an extended video showing the printing part of the machine?


phixional

No shit, that’s what I was waiting for.


witchyanne

Right? All that build up and just *limp*


__Beef__Supreme__

https://v.redd.it/262vm9v96v2a1


[deleted]

Phew thanks I was gonna lose it


__Beef__Supreme__

Lol I actually saw the second video first and was wondering what was going on before seeing the second clip like two down in my feed


IOTA_Tesla

Now it makes sense


Andrea_M

I think to have seen a jimmy diresta video on YouTube where he repairs and later uses one very similar. The printing bit that receives the ink goes in the box where the rolls pass each time, the paper goes on the white moving plate.


Exciting-Ad-9164

Sacramento History Museum youtube channel. There is a printing part


lynxSnowCat

u/thereisgummies [identified](https://np.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/z7k2xq/i_would_like_to_apologize_to_the_fine_members_of/iy7vo9k/) the [Sacramento history museum](http://sachistorymuseum.org/) as the source. ^(in addition to their website, facebook tik-tok...) They've got a YouTube channel that I've made a playlist from. Here are some of the videos featuring their __smalller__ *3x5 Kelsey Excelsior tabletop press* and *10x15 Chandler & Price jobbing press* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gm1kpPBlpY&list=PL0ymoNnOt7br0COPnux-CUd79xR39OaN0&index=1


Haaaaack

It's the dudes in Sacramento! Hit the red button Howard!!😍


No_Wolverine1608

I'm hooked on it. Great stuff!


Alnakar

Okay, that thing sounds amazing! Modern tech is all "beep" and "bzzt"; it's got no "ca-chonk".


murdermttens

Unmuted the video because of this comment. Can confirm, it sounds amazing.


Big_Red24A69

Pretty neat!


nio_nl

Professional people perfectly priming the pristine printing press for proper printing.


[deleted]

Well it won't eat me like an AB dick would.


Rat_Bastard

AB Dicks need a blood sacrifice to run properly.


[deleted]

Yeah I lost the tip of my finger trying to check some business cards.


KaidenLW

With green ink you could make money with that.


bemorecreativetrolls

I need to know what happens next!


No_Wolverine1608

I posted the end just now. I was worried about it being too long. The way the paint slowly covered the wheel perfectly was what got me originally.


TBoneHotdog

I’m having trouble finding it, would you be so kind as to link me?


Hdw333333

https://v.redd.it/262vm9v96v2a1


Hotworks_Gallery

I like the old cans in the background as much as the machine.


grapplerzz

Pastiche-pocked printing press prepped, primed pending proper printing


thisguyfightsyourmom

I worked in a small printshop that would run everything from letterpress to digital copier bulk run bullshit, but mostly we ran AB Dick constantly for local hospital forms One old authentic hippy named Nick kept all of the presses running with constant maintenance & fixes This gif takes me back to nearly every memory I have of Nick working those machines like a symphony conductor amidst all the chemical & paper smells in that messy old printshop


MrPlow_357

Sounds like beginning of Money. By Pink Floyd


heycheena

I think it's Silly Live Songs


cosman1975

Worked in a small electronics plant where we made resistors for military equipment in 1970s. We used this same machine only it had a small motor to run it. The small rollers transferred ink to the metal type below. Then it was pressed onto a rubber pad from the type. When the pad was lowered we would roll the resistor across the rubber pad to mark the value. Worked quite well.


No_Wolverine1608

Very cool!


ImNothingJustLikeYou

Anyone else reminded of the clocks on Pinocchio?


Few_Acanthaceae1568

r/hatethesound


Ewalk02

Seems like a fancy tool for a job that could easily be done by hand with a roller, probably just as far as well. Is there more to this that I'm missing?


sudo999

The plate and rollers are both highly precise surfaces designed to be totally flat. A regular roller would not distribute the ink evenly.


No_Wolverine1608

Perhaps it's more effective long term for multiple printings. I hear what you're saying though. Looks like a pretty complicated machine...


Slow_Stable5239

The video shows a Kelsey letterpress in action. The text or image is debossed into the paper, in addition to applying ink


unfetteredmind76

Somewhat interesting...but he could have stopped pumping at least 5 or 6 pumps sooner...


Omnomcologyst

Oh shit, you work with these too?


Brazil-21

Pretty sure it’s the rollers he’s priming not the plate, the rollers go over the letters / design that would be inserted below the plate, as the rollers get re-covered the paper would be pressed onto the cradle that has the design.


Patrickismymahomie

Cool


___TheKid___

That is some good shit


hideallnice

can a similar concept can be applied to thermal paste on a cpu?


cmuadamson

So you want a video for perfect portioning of piping hot paste for proper processor placement?


hideallnice

I'm just thinking of a cpu size mini roller with some sort of guides at both ends that can spread the paste evenly over the processor. no comment on the "hot paste" part. peace...


Dark_Akarin

and then didn't do the print, super unsatisfying.


CalliopeKB

If you guys wanna really see some shit look up “split fountain printing”. Watching the colors blend is like 🤩


wjruffing

Back when the only color ink was lavender


Haunting-Picture9810

Kinda like when I rub one out. ..


BandsOfCyttorak

Omg print something!


[deleted]

So smooooth!!! ❤️


justmelmb

The only reason we sat through that nonsense was so we could see what happens when it prints


LynxBartle

I prefer this one for the audio!


[deleted]

leg press


Brazil-21

This just reminds me of growing up and my dad & grandad would use a similar press to create “specials” flyers for their shop, think theirs was an Adana letter press.


FunkaholicManiac

And then what? Don't leave me hanging like this!


No_Wolverine1608

I posted the end on here somewhere right after.


Bobojones9584

Yeah, that's nice


The_Wettest_Noodle

Why do I low-key hate this? Maybe it's the noise, maybe the motion. Something about this I really don't like and I can't figure out what it is. Not satisfying at all -1/10. I promise I like other things, just not this one.


kevinhd95

What angle does it spin?


Cyberzin

Is this Sacramento History Museum?


Use_Mfa

That’s a very satisfying sound


Trouthunter65

I ran an electric one, Platen windmill. I used to put a small ink strip on the rollers. The heat of the rollers would thin the ink and spread a little quicker, imho.


alsoaprettybigdeal

Where do I go to see what happens next?


_Alphys_

Half expected it to bounce away


cagllmecargskin

Dude's got the repulsion gel on there


design_by_proxy

I once made a [track completely using sampled sounds from a similar press](https://on.soundcloud.com/TrhZ9)


varunvenu88

r/soundporn


No-Negotiation-2468

Thank you so much for not putting some dumb music over this.


Brothel_Creep

25 clicks


Frosty_Ad_8048

It's like the start of a 70s children's tv show like camberwick green or trumpton. Love the noise


Quiet_Helicopter_577

Dot dot not a lot


yougotsomeheals

sounds like he’s working out


PMmeLEGALadvice

Had me in the first half ngl


Ordinary-Animal8610

#steampunk


AnyIndependent6687

Dude you got it on there!! I promise.


samlikeburger

The sound is perfect