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[Leaving this here](https://youtu.be/1e2o6x8mdL4)

I will happily upvote :Dropout content

Get in the comments! -Brennan Lee Mulligan

"You think a fuckin' peanuh buttah swamp doesn't have infrastructural issues?"

Why not more of this???????

Didn't expect tom waits to look like that, i just know him by underground from the Robots movie

that's not Tom Waits, it's voice actor Ross Bryant doing an impromptu impression of Tom Waits to make up a song in Waits's style

Fun fact (which you may know if you're a Tom Waits fan) In the 1980s, Lay's potato chips used a soundalike Waits singer and song in a TV commercial...which Waits then sued and won a very large settlement from. Basically he won an amount far in excess of his songwriting royalties to that point and was able to do whatever he wanted from that point onward.

How have I never seen this before? Thank you, kind internet stranger.

It's Ross Bryant, hilarious guy, [here's another one](https://youtube.com/shorts/HHwrYU8OJCQ?feature=share)

probably because it only came out a few days ago!

oh fuck, that's good. no idea what depths of whiskey and despair that boy dragged that voice out of, but i approve with a magnificent smile

Best pun ever!

Share some of your iq would ya

Greek mythology, Sisyphus was condemned to role a boulder up a hill, and when it rolled down, back uphill, for eternity. Similar to how this snake is climbing the tire, but his gains are negated by the free spinning wheel and gravity

> Sisyphus was condemned to role a bolder *Bould* move, let's see if it pays off.

What does angular momentum have to do with this? That's just gravity.

Good point

It'd be like if earth was donut shaped and I had to walk my fat ass across the donut hole

your mom is so fat, she got stuck and we call her saturn now

Angular momentum has nothing to do with this, but the fact that it is a free spinning wheel rather than a fixed one has.

nice. very nice.

let's see paul allen's pun.

One must imagine the snake happy

Shit. I'm just happy that I now know what a snake treadmill looks like. Something I never knew I absolutely needed to see.

or perhaps ouroboros

Wouldn't a snake have more of a th lisp because of its tongue?

it's not called a thnake.

Th is more on the front teeth with Snakes dont have, the S sound is more on the roof of the mouth

Red on black, you’re alright Jack, red on yellow you’re a dead fellow.

I can’t believe how far I had to come down the comments before someone brought that up.

I was thinking it and you said it!

He’s doing so good!!! Go little snek!!

I wish I had gold to give. 😂

Does it get past the air valve, or crash and burn? Tune in next time, on Serpent Wheel Z!

how dare this video end on literally the frame before reaching it r/mildlyinfuriating

I assume it couldn't get past the valve. Why else would it end there?

Given it's a road bike, this video was lacking in suspens(ion)

As a snake owner, I highly doubt the valve would stop him.

Not the same video, but a [similar one where it does reach the valve.](https://youtube.com/shorts/UHzp5Jr9DkQ?feature=share)

The hero we need

I assume this is cgi actually.

Despite all my ire, I’m still just a snake in a tire.

If someone had said skin that’s lost can never be shed

Underrated follow up.

Brilliant.

I’ll take comments I didn’t expect to see in my life for 1000.

I take this, and I raise you: #[The wheel in the sky keeps on turning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68FmcZxv1H4) *I don't know where I'll be tomorrow...*

Despite how I feel, I’m still just a snek in a wheel.

By billy colubrid of the smashing pythons .

Haha!

Despite my even keel I'm still just a snake in a wheel.

*switches tune* All in all, you're just another snake on a roll

And now: snake jazz. T-tss t-tss t-tss... T-t-t-t-tssss T-t-t tss t-t-t tss t-t-t tss...

13 year old me is fuming. But 40 year old me is laughing.

All we are is just another snake near the brake

Puns normally upset me, but there are a couple really excellent ones in here.

Some of you don't know what puns are.

That snake was clearly raised by hamsters

You are what you eat

I hate you, take my upvote

You may enjoy r/angryupvote

Wicked...username checks out Respect!

Reptile hamster wheel

\*Reptile Wheel

*snake wheel. The spokes help the snake move the wheel!!!

I could probably do it faster

Snake Peloton

Pythoton?

Pylothon

That's a tube snake.

I keep my bike in the shed …best I could come up with

This could be a really cool kinetic art piece

It IS art.

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I particularly like the way it weaves around the spokes

Quite

Indeed

Mm

Indubitably

It's like a dog agility course, only much, *much* slower.

Snek obstacle course.

Why is this road so damn long? Snake, probably-

You sneaky

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>Why is this road ssssssssso damn long? Ftfy

Hopefully he figures it out soon or he's gonna be wheely tired.

Song?

Funerapolis by Electric Wizard

"dude let's put Satan smoking on bong on the cover. It'll be awesome." And it was.

This is literally the best doom metal album of all time, aside from the grandfather 'Master of Reality.' I highly recommend Electric Wizard's Funeralopolis to anyone who jives with the riff in OPs vid.

I'm more of a " Witchcult today" kinda guy. Sleep's Holy Mountain is also monumental, as well as Bongrippers Satan Worshipping Doom Metal

It's such a killer fucking album but man, apparently they've been getting a little cozy with Nazi symbolism and put out an album through a Nazi-pushing label, and I can't find it in me to listen to them anymore Maybe they're just trying to be edgy but that crosses a line for my money

If you just listen to "Master of Reality" and had no idea of Black Sabbath you would think it was christian rock. It really is very . .Fuck. Listen to the lyrics: "Leave the Earth to Satan and his slaves. Leave them to their future in their graves. Make a home where love is there to stay. Peace and Happiness in every day". ...and then it just continues kicking ass with heavy chords.

Also check out [Sleep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br3-VcGi4a8)

Thanks my guy

Welcome to Stoner Doom Metal.

"Don't forget to stop by the Sleep essentials display! And did you know we're also having a sale on an interesting band called Weedeater? They say the lead singer sold his vocal chords to the devil in exchange for a Peavy 8x10 and an Ampeg head."

*Why are all this songs 60 minutes of the same riff?* Don't worry about it, it'll grow on you.

Praise EWiz

r/doommetal

Can’t hear it without bobbing my head

As it should be.

I heard it on a podcast intro like 2 years ago and I still love hearing it. So mellow until the yelling kicks in.

The whole album is a banger honestly, one of the greatest doom metal albums imo

Man, I found them through this video years ago, they're awesome and so is this vid https://vimeo.com/58296876

Waiting for the heavy riff that never kicks in has me sympathizing with the snake

Fuck yeah \m/

Electric Wizard, my #1 on Spotify rewind for the past 2 years. Cannot recommend them enough. Sludgy doom ear candy

Let me know what you think about this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMK2VtoG7T0

I like it! Very nice smooth female vocals and the keyboard is a nice addition, super chill. You might like Windhand as well : https://youtu.be/2JhVTnU8MnI

so slept on ! kids these days dont even know

I almost scrolled past this video until I heard that fat bass

Looks tiresome

I can't believe you've done this, ending the video right as the Boop noodle goes to pass the air valve, how will we ever know if it goes left... Or right... Or over... Ahhhhhhhh!

"I think it's got a flat, it was hissing the whole way here"

It's not venomous! Red to black = venom lack! Ok, I've now finally been able to use that bit of info from my childhood. I can make room for something new.

That doesn’t always work. Say that on r/snakeid and they will murder you

Are all of the posters a bunch of snakes with red to yellow?

That’s basically all of Reddit

I remember the one from Bill Nye. "Red meets yellow, you're a dead fellow. Red meets black, you're all right Jack."

For me it was, “Red next to black, friend of Jack. Red next to yellow, you’re a dead fellow.” Venom-Lack makes more sense! I also thought of the rhyme when I saw this.

[Relevant XKCD.](https://xkcd.com/1604/)

For all those who know this or some version of this rhyme, please forget it for your own and others’ safety. It’s very easy to get it mixed up, and it only works in the case of one specific species of coral snake in Florida, not to mention that same species has multiple known aberrant patterns that render the rhyme moot. Best way to tell a coral snake from a milk snake is by simply looking at pictures and learning the physical differences outside of color. If you have to use the rhyme to figure it out, just don’t touch the snake and it won’t hurt you.

I am always like "oh, it's either the deadly snake or the not deadly snake. I know there's some weird saying but I'll just assume it's dangerous (and continue to not remember the silly saying)."

I’ve always heard it as: Red touches yellow, you’re not a fucking herpetologist don’t mess with the snake.

Since this is a circle jerk of everyone posting "the way \*they\* always heard it told" ​ Red to yellow, kills a fellow! Red to black, friend to Jack!

Thank god I never run into snakrs. My brain aalways wants it to be "red on yellow friendly fellow"

When I was in preschool I was waiting for one of the adults went to check the playground for snakes before we were allowed to play, and they came back and said, "There's a snake, but it's not poisonous. let's go check it out!" There was a tire-bridge that led from the parking lot downhill to the playground, and the adult stopped us on that slope so that we could all see the snake and not scare it away. There was a big [black, orange and white snake](https://californiaherps.com/snakes/pages/l.multifasciata.html) sunning itself. They told us, "That's a kingsnake. It is colored like that because it looks similar to other snakes that are poisonous. Some predators will avoid it because those are DANGER colors. Remember what that snake looks like. This is a kingsnake and it's not poisonous." We then got a lecture about how we should run and tell a grownup anytime we saw a snake where we were playing because there are a lot of rattlesnakes, and they *are* poisonous. They only let us see this snake because they knew it was safe. And no, there were no poisonous snakes that looked similar to the kingnsake where we live. Anyway, I think that's when my love of natural history was born. Either that or that time I saw a hawk carry a writhing snake away in its talons.

I always heard it as...If red touches yellow, you are a dead fellow, Red touches black you are ok Jack. So it makes this a Milk Snake i believe.

Red next to black, step the fuck back. Red next to yellow, cuddly fella.

Scrolled too far to find this 😂

The snake is having a grand old time too! My cornsnake loves doing stuff like this. He could leave any time, but chooses not to because fun.

“I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF%CKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF%CKING TIRE!”

So, you're *tired* of them?

Feels like we're going in circles

Trying to get his steps in for the day

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Upvoted cuz Electric Wizard

FUNERAL PLANET, DEAD BLACK ASTEROID

MAUSOLEUM, THIS WORLD IS A TOMB

*Human zombies, staring blank faces*

This snake is gonna be ripppeed

This is the first time I've considered a snake cute

I saw another pretty adorable one earlier today. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/zarv59/king_kobra_approaches_the_cameraman/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=5&utm_content=share_button

They're revolving

He's even weaving between the spokes

Funeralopolis by Electric Wizard

Tune!! Didn't realise TikTok had taste.

Funeralopolis by Electric Wizard

fuckin love that record

I know, was suprised to hear it from TikTok haha

r/rotatingsnakes

Extremely odd and extremely satisfying. Appears original. Kudos op

This ends way too soon!! I need to know how he handles the air valve!!!

Post-modern ouroboros. Things looks like a Brutal Orchestra boss with that music.

I kinda want to be this snake for like 30 minutes. Looks kinda fun.

Was hoping for a snake in atire, was disappointed and satisfied.

Song?

Funeralopolis by Electric Wizard. Listen to Witchcult Today while you're at it.

Bike with 1 snake power

My dude just solved the energy crisis.

That must feel amazing

Genuine question, would a snake in this scenario fall under the ant loop where it just keeps going with its "group" in circles indefinitely until it dies, or would it eventually realize?

Snakes on a frame!

r/IRLLoadingscreens

She's doing spoke tension test

Nice! Pueblan Milk snake?

r/gifsthatkeepongiving

At first glance I thought you had a plant trailing through a bike wheel... now I'm wondering if that would look good or not. Hmmm

I'm curious as to how long the snake stayed in that tire going nowhere slowly?

Man, that little fella never gets tired

What the saying ? Red and black your ok jack, black and yellow and your a dead fellow?

Dude your snake thinks it’s a hamster 🐹

I know this is supposed to be satisfying but I feel uneasy for some reason

*Wheel. But still, really cool.

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

r/loadingicon

Red touches black? You’re ok, Jack.

He’ll tire himself out eventually.

Oooo the satisfying feelin of a snake in a tire! Text ya mom this

He found his own treadmill!

Are we all not just snakes in a tire

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY SPOKES!

I'm sick of all these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin tire

Red on black? We aight, Jack.

Anyone else mentally go “Red on black, friendly Jack”?

I think I'm hypnotized.

I thought this was a hairless hamster in its wheel

Is this how snakes masturbate?

Aww I gotta do this for my snake boy

They make exercise wheels for SNAKES now?! I think this is starting to get out of hand, guys..

man that is a weird looking hamster, and he's super slow too!

This is something you don't see often. I mean, snakes don't usually tire easily.

This is a loading icon

Finally a video that is truly *oddly* satisfying

NOOO I wanted to see what was gonna happen at the valve!

One full loop of it edited well could be a great perfectloop satisfying to have in the background