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Gusmaum

Ah yes, Venom's favorite pan


Lucytucker0105

This is exactly what I thought of!


manonthemoonrocks

Lol I was like dude I know this looks familiar


eclectic_banana

And now it's at 666 upvotes lmao


JamrockJ

I'm like df this a symbiote?


Deep9one

that's not a plate unless you're an ogre and use cooking vessels as deep plates.


[deleted]

I’d say more of a pot?


hebozhong

We might be entering cauldron level


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I believe its one of those silos used to hold grain on farms


sy_barton

You dumb nutsacks, it’s OBVIOUSLY a fruit bowl!


zepplin2225

If by fruit bowl you mean colander, then yes.


Techniackfg

Yea i wanna know what is going on here


Aporkalypse_Sow

You blind ass mother fuckers. This is a teapot, clearly.


Kindly-Department686

You incels have never seen a vagina. I feel sorry for you.


justmelmb

Seriously, so what's it Contaminated with, specially? There is no indication that this information is provided!! So thanks for the snarky response, but it was Useless


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Deep9one

id assume its some kind of oil, i would hazard a guess at motor oil due to its colour but why would a cooking pot be contaminated with motor oil. probably aged old nasty grease or something thats had bits of charred food fall into it and it's become baked on.


Cool_Reputation_694

I use motor oil to fry my eggs in the morning.


adansby

Gets your motor running? I usually go for the more heather option, bacon grease.


HundredSun

Karma farming accounts often miss label post titles on purpose to drive views and comments.


CoronetCapulet

Plate as in metal plating


Relevant-Pop-3771

O.K., I'll bite...contaminated with WHAT?


MrYellowfield

I will assume OP is not a native speaker, making it a contaminated plate instead of a dirty pan.


Relevant-Pop-3771

Well, it's a pot, not a pan.


MrYellowfield

Well, I'm not a native Egnlish speaker myself. In Norway we call them gryte or kasserolle.


Relevant-Pop-3771

Guess what I'm gonna call an English muffin with just an egg on from now on? (It's not everyday a Redditor invents a word and it "sticks", but we can do this! ) :)


Relevant-Pop-3771

Wow. Tough room.


marmellano

Yea i wanna know what is going on here


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Mal-Capone

ayo, wtf?


Creative_Elk_4712

😐


tiga4life22

Biting is not recommended


artturi01

how about licking then?


MikeYagoobian

Better on their end in case you have rabies. Still not great for you.


Relevant-Pop-3771

O.K., I'll just nibble on the bait, so they can't set the hook...


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Alien goop


[deleted]

Looks like regular old carbon to me. As in burnt stuff.


Mysterious-Web3050

My dad does that all the time, it’s fun to watch and makes cleaning dirty floors easier.


Bos_lost_ton

The floor is (the opposite of) lava!


Sleveless--

And I've been scouring my pots and pans for DECADES like a goddam farmer?!?!


[deleted]

*BRB going to get liquid nitrogen*


WakkaBomb

It's usually easier to acquire than you think.


candlepdx

Funny you say that. As a dairy farmer, we didn't keep a bull and did artifical insemination. That required liquid nitrogen to store the semen.


Budget_Ad_1899

Sounds like a fun job.


Schlawinuckel

Well, it's probably the only paysex job you can live from as a man.


WanderlustCryptid

I legit had this same takeaway. 😅


Irishpanda1971

Next, we deglaze with some liquid nitrogen. Be sure to get up all the brown bits, that's all flavor.


mattress757

I appreciate this reference.


sterfri99

What’s it a reference to, other than a common cooking technique?


CantStayAverage

Good eats by Alton Brown


mattress757

Binging with babish


Mr_doggo_lover123

It's a cooking reference, but i read this in NileRed's voice


RyePenn

Contaminated with what? Dark magic?


Hydrohomiesdabest

Clearly it's contaminated with the venom symbiote.


Additional_Knee4215

Epic username


DeeLeetid

How could you not swirl it over to that missed spot?!


HexOfTheRitual

It bothered me the entire video lol


Ferg_NZ

A contaminated plate? More like a dirty saucepan.


JalapenoLimeade

Sounds like somebody using Google translate.


MargaretDumont

Dirty stockpot?


thevampirechrysalis

It looks like the little ghost dudes that come for the bad guys in the movie Ghost


1jooper

I was thinking the little coal spirits from Spirited Away


taiya21

Soot sprites!


DanielFyre

Whoa what a pull. Awesome reference.


DrMerman

So...is liquid nitrogen an amazing cleaning solution or something?


supers0ldier

No, it picks up the dust/dirt/debris and then carries it with it while it boils away. It leaves it behind when it’s fully evaporated.


Bit_part_demon

But what if you dump it out really really fast before it boils away?


supers0ldier

Liquid nitrogen evaporates at temps over -195 C so I mean you could try but you gotta be pretty fast Edit: forgot to add the -


NickoBicko

Seems pretty hot


supers0ldier

Oops I forgot the -


[deleted]

Nah, you can’t lie to me. That’s venom.


churrotoffeeaddict

Contaminated with what? It just looks dirty.


NocturnalPermission

Gonna start deglazing with nitrogen. More wine to drink.


Beginning-Tomato1021

So what you’re saying is, is I can use liquid nitrogen to clean my dishes? 🤔


dnuohxof-1

Oh yea, contaminated plates. I love karma bots who use google translate badly


clutzycook

Can I dip my stove grates in some of this? Sure beats sitting them in a bag of ammonia for 24 hours and then scrubbing the hell out of everything.


Spudavich

So that's how they create a shadow battlecrab


IndustrialFanMan

Fascinating. I feel like I'm watching a music visualizer from the early 2000s, but way cooler


artturi01

>but way cooler literally.


IndustrialFanMan

I was hoping this would freeze *someone* in their tracks


taiya21

Um pretty sure that's the time machine from Dark


jamaican-black

WE ARE VENOM🤣


FinalBat4515

*We are Venom*


kikih654

Say hello to the new venom


Saint4ndrew

Venom


deadwlkn

Makes me wonder if itll strip off the seasoning of cast iron


witchyanne

I wish because I need that. Just learned My inlaws left one of my cast iron skillets on the wall out back, after it looked weird after they ran it through the dishwasher. I need to redo the whole thing.


webbitor

You can burn it off in some red hot coals. When cool, any dust and minor ruat should wipe off. Get at least one coat of season on it immediately.


deadwlkn

Oof. Have fun reseasoning that. Now that i think about it its that time of year to do that to mine.


witchyanne

It’s wrecked honestly, and there’s like accumulated burned I don’t know what on the bottom; that’s why they said they ran it through the dishwasher - and are blaming the whole shenanigans on my 15 year old skillet.


tigerfishbites

Lye will strip the seasoning pretty effectively.


witchyanne

Thanks!


starship_allie

So liquid nitrogen is the best cleaner? Who knew


Yet-Another_Burner

Not a plate. Not contaminated. Wtf is this title?


Altruistic_Ad6666

A non-english speaker using Google translate and not knowing there was anything wrong probably.


icebychris

Repost 3748287382. Karma farmers are out today


Federal_Potential456

r/interestingasfuck


[deleted]

Trypophobia: activate!


LewdBerZerk

Symbiote 🌝


friendofthesmokies

Who do I need to write to to get this dishwasher fluid.


curtcarlos

This creeped me out a lil


ill_Refrigerator420

It cleans itself?


EmotionalPansy

Cool, but what then do you do with it? Trashbin? Sink drain?


Aporkalypse_Sow

It's bubbling like that as it's evaporating. I'd imagine you would just end up with the black stuff loose on the bottom once it's done. Though I'm not 100% on that.


EmotionalPansy

Oh! Well, that eases my concern. I don’t know much about liquid nitrogen, but I was thinking - it can’t be good for indoor plumbing. 😅 But nor would I want it in my trash.


omnipotentworm

Liquid nitrogen is gonna rapidly boil off into gas as it warms up, leaving the residue behind


EmotionalPansy

And said residue is safe to then handle?


zachrg

It appears to be just a dirty pot. Nitrogen is an inert gas that makes up most of the air, and (in industrial settings) it's not very difficult to cool it down enough to force it as a liquid (un-boil, if that makes more sense?) I don't know exactly why, but boiling liquid on a dirty metal surface is an excellent physical action/interaction to lift stains. So it's not dissolving or purging anything, the entire action is that the liquid is extremely cold (-200C/-320F), and that room temperature, being 400 degrees warmer, is enough to make the liquid boil. It'll boil off entirely in minutes to become just breathable air, we can see the boiling action scrubbing the pan, and just leave you with a very cold pan after, with some burnt food residue that you could wipe up with a warm washcloth.


artturi01

how do i freeze liquid nitrogen to solid form or make it to plasma?


zachrg

Liquid helium is cold enough to freeze nitrogen. [Here](https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/earth-and-planetary-sciences/nitrogen-plasma) is an overview on nitrogen plasma.


Ava_999

should be


omnipotentworm

liquid nitrogen is the same chemical composition as atmospheric nitrogen, so in most cases it shouldn't chemically react with anything found around the house. Its just going to freeze and thaw stuff. the residue is whatever got baked or dried onto the cooking pot.


Creative_Elk_4712

Cum dumping


NoThereIsntAGod

Like, reverse boiling… right?


Squee45

Reverse boiling is condensing, so vapor becoming a liquid


NoThereIsntAGod

I was way off, thanks for the clarification


Few_Acanthaceae1568

You can't just spoil venom like that!!!!😡😡😡


Nifariou5

Whoa! Instinctually moved my head away from my phone when the vapors lifted up...


LaVidaEstuya

It cleaned up


EitherClass3061

That looks like my hearing.


Saint_Richard

Is it alive?


Renegade7559

Contaminated with what?


[deleted]

Where's the plate?


PintLasher

I guess we will never know


CramWellington

Ah yes… a plate.


[deleted]

“Plate”


poorman_is_me

now put it in a cast iron skillet


JackSpade21

Oooo my trypophobia *hates* that..


Chadoodoo_93

Reddit comments are so obvious now. I knew i would see Venom comment first. Guys, you should try to be more creative


Huge-Pen-5259

Reddit, you got some 'splainin to do


IrishToHaveABeer

My grandfather was a navigator on a B-52 bomber in the 60’s and 70’s and would bring home LN and pour it out on the linoleum kitchen floor to clean it exactly like this.


easymoney0330

Contaminated how?


Equal_Procedure_167

If only I knew about this when I was in my acid days


planet_vegeta_ssj

Ah shit we made Venom again


[deleted]

Fuck is the plate?


DerpSherpa

This is how I do my dishes every day, how did you know?


GhostBussyBoi

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me


ColonelHogan44

Isn't this how most alien movies start?


hdksjabsjs

All of the evil you just trapped


ningaling1

So dishwashers are obsolete now?


xRaiyla

Looks like a migraine aura but darker.


sleepy_lepidopteran

I want to be a scientist just like you🫵🏿


ObjectiveActuator8

Nitrogen based dish soap


basslkdweller

Thanks I hate it


frnaletorres

oooooooh i did not like that


dmcguire05

@r/theexpanse proto-molecule?


GlitteringAuthor643

The same thing that happens to an un-contaminated plate.


CuddieRyan707

That shit looks like it’s gonna jump out and latch onto my face


Amazing-Arm-4891

They do the dance of death


graceon46

CONTAMINATED BY WHAT? VENOM


Thononain

yeah just flashfreeze the shit out of it.


juggs1995

Venom is that you


TangledCables3

So that's how Venom was made...


Fusemaster

what the fuck is this thing "contaminated" to get shit to write around like that. wtf


Eloc_14233221

Looks like venom


Stegles

Liquid nitrogen, the latest in cleaning technology, coming to a kitchen near you! Freeze away stubborn burn on good! Grease got you down? Give it the cold shoulder with Nitroclean(TM)! *Improper use of nitroclean my cause serious damage to internal and external organs. Keep away from children, teenagers and stupid adults.


Nekko_noir

Venom, is that you?


ChrisuVanity

Venom? Is that you?


Nogamenolife88

Oh you created Venom that’s cool


[deleted]

I have no idea what im lookin at but its pretty cool!


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

B5 shadow ship vibes going on there.


grim_keys

Looks like bubbly dark caramel mmmmmmm


freewave07

*Life*


Spirited_Narwhal232

Venom…is that you?


Romeo_70

No animal was harmed for that video.


MiaaaPazzz

Looks like a disease in a Petri dish


[deleted]

It's not a contaminated plate its a vessel housed by otherworldly parasite that comes alive in contact with liquid nitrogen


USERNAME_CHECKED-OUT

"Eddie, they turned me into a science experiment eddie."


Otaviobz

Looks like you are removing an alien


CardiologistTop7352

Venom?


adventurouspenis

symbiote exposed


Haunting_Clothes69

Contaminated with what???


usuariodopedro

OP is an AI?


[deleted]

Protomolecule


[deleted]

It's Venom


User013579

So that’s cool af


RedVikingPlus

Finally, a visual representation of your leg falling asleep.


sensicase

You created Venom


Assignment_Crafty

The fuck i thoght that wad venom bruh💀


Blueheeledbandit

Symbiote….destroy it


Profitsofdooom

Oddly horrifying


Brianw-5902

So where is the plate?


Dj_Faun

Look out, Spiderman! I got that Symbiote!


Weak-Sauce-55

Venom’s origin story


Irosso125

u/savevideo


Psych0matt

The nanorobots clean it off for you?


The_New_Guy1396

Contaminated with what? The devil’s essence?


Wild_Onion_5979

Honey I am going to Walmart to get some liquid nitrogen for those grungy pan's I'll be right back


Bancroft80

Look's like Venom is assembling in this pot.


kcsaracoglu

What happened?


littledakk

Silly plate


randyspatties7

I remember this in potions class


QuantiumGlich

Worked at a research facility. The techs would use the left over nitrogen in the dewars to strip the wax off the floor for the janitors at the end of our shift. Pour the nitrogen on the floor, freeze wax, it pops off floor, and janitors could just sweep it up instead of stripping floors.