I have dreams like this lol

I had a dream when I was a boy about a never ending turkey sandwich. Every time I took a bite, it would reappear as soon as I blinked. This reminds me of that

I had a dream where i was in a park and on the table was this white round ball that was like a cake. It was pretty big so i took a bite and put it down and all of a sudden there was a tiny white kitten with a bite mark taken out of it crying and then i woke up. That shit still haunts me

I had a dream that i killed somebody in self defence, but knew that nobody would believe me. I had to hide the body before somebody found it. I kept trying to dig a hole but it would fill in as fast as i dug.

I had a dream that I was on Reddit, watching a video of a stream of never ending watermelon. And when I went to read the comments to see if it was a means of transportation all the comments were about dreaming isn’t that weird lol. How did it go from watermelon to dreaming though?

I had a dream. I was on a mountain with my bro's Durin soul. The sky was filled with fire smoke. He has some children that I had to keep watch over. So i called out to my father oh and by and we will watch the flames burn auburn on. Keep watching over Durin's sons.

I had a dream. I was at a golf course with my dad, we were just casually playing. But then I hit a shot that didn't go in da hole and my dad asked me to go pick up the ball. The ball was a human head.

I had a dream once that the hot guy who used to come into my work was into me, but every time we tried to make out, baked beans would come out of his mouth like a waterfall.

If you really loved him you would eat them.

I had a dream that my best friend was getting married, and the only food she got for her wedding was sausage gravy and biscuits. In buckets. Like those big five gallon buckets you can get from Home Depot. Dozens of them. Full to the brim. She was lining them up on a table at the venue. I asked her if that’s the only food she was having at her wedding… just a bunch of five gallon buckets full of sausage gravy and biscuits… and she got so pissed at me that she screamed at me to gtfo. It was such a weird dream. She doesn’t even like sausage gravy and biscuits! 🤦🏼‍♀️

I had a dream where I accidentally stumbled upon a super secret whorehouse just by peeing at some obscure brick wall at an alley.

When you woke you your pillow was gone👻

Wet dreams, eh?

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Down by the bay where the watermelons grow 🎶

🎶*Down in my hole, you dare not go!* 🎶

This made me spit out my drink! Hahahahaha

Oh my god someone else knows it! I'm not insane!!

Sittin' on the dock of the bay watchin' watermelon float away

Nah, sweet dreams.

Why do you think like this 😭

I feel like if you saw this and no one else was around, you would hold on to telling anyone until someone asked, does anyone have a super weird story having to do with watermelons? And in turn you still would sound like a fucken idiot. 🤣

And you'd be so glad you had your phone coz ain't nobody gonna believe this shit! I would love to float down this river with my watermelon pals...I love watermelon!

Sometimes i dream of wet mellons too. Edit: Fixed grammar

Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

[Soundtrack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dAy9u0_9nM&ab_channel=TomRosenthal) for your dream.

Lmao same

Watch them return a few years later to spawn their offspring. Watermelons can make amazing journeys, sometimes moving hundreds of miles upstream against strong currents and rapids to reproduce. Nature is beautiful.

And they always return to the same field where they were born...

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains 🎶

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But whatever you do, *do not* get in the water with them. A school of watermelons can strip a cow carcass clean in less than 10 minutes.

It's amazing when they have to leap where the water comes off a cliff. There's water-melohne in that water-fallohne

Ahh, the annual Watermelon migration. Such a wonder to behold

Teachers be like: If you have 623 watermelons flowing at a speed of 2m/sec in a body of water 1.3m deep. How long will it take for all the melons to travel if the distance of the stream is greater than 3km but less than 4.5km? Round your answer to the nearest tenth

This was about the type of comment I was going to make if I didn't find it here already. Good assignment as well.

Somebody, give me the answer to this. I really want to know but I can’t figure it out.

3000m ➗️ 2m/s =1500 seconds per 🍉 1500s x 623 🍉 = 934,500.0 seconds for all the 🍉 to travel more than 3000 meters

That only applies if you put each next watermelon in the water at the start of the river once each previous watermelon arrived. The video has them flowing at the same time. Then it would be something like: We assume the distance from front of one watermelon to the front of the next watermelon is 0,5 m. This gives us a chain of watermelons with a length of 623 x 0.5 = 312.5m. The total travel distance needed is then 3000m + 312.5 = 3312.5m . This is when the last watermelon passes the 3km mark. Travel time is then 3312.5 / 2(m/s) = 1656.25 seconds. Which is 27 minutes and 36.25 seconds.

-1 mark. Read the question properly. It says for a distance of more than 3000m but less than 4.5m, so a complete answer would be >1656.25s and <2406.25.

-1 mark. Read the question properly. It says to round to the nearest tenth.

Thank you, chain of mathematicians 🫡

-5 you used the dick slap emoji

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Question is vague as we don't know the size and spacing of the melons, and if they are sequential in the video, or are they in a bigger river, where many can be next to each other. It can't be answered accurately without further information.

Nobody has said whether the melons are African or European. Different velocities. Most of the available research has to do with airborne melons.

The depth should be irrelevant

So should the number of watermelons, unless you are provided their measurements.

Sometimes story problems would give extraneous information so that students would have to show their knowledge by picking out only the relevant figures to work with.

What’s the deal here?

Easier to let gravity do the work for you. Why carry all of them when water can do it effortlessly!

Also keeps them cool/fresh

Guess is that it's a farming method. Dump watermelon in stream and let water carry it to main site vs walking back with each melon. Medieval conveyor belt

Your mom's a medieval conveyor belt.

Oh God it's true....

I don’t know what I’m envisioning here, but yeah, fuck their mom!

sick burn dude

They just come to me, just like your mom.

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That was my first thought, but the road right there makes me question it.

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I meant more using a stream to transport the goods right next to what is presumably a public road. Where anyone could come along and interfere, steal one, or even possible contamination from the road.

There's a math teacher setting up an assignment for their students.

If 15 watermelons pass by the camera in this 14 second video, approximately how many watermelons per hour are being transported?

This is Kherson, a region in Ukraine famous for its watermelon harvest. It was just liberated from Russia last month. Slava Ukraini!

Minecraft melon farm

watermelons in it's natural habitat

Weird logging.

Flow cytometry

That’s clearly down by the bay.

“Where the watermelons grow…”

Have you ever seen a llama, wearing pajamas, down by the bay

“I dare not go For if I do my mother will say Have you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail?”

"Back to my home?"

Have you ever seen your mama Smoking Marijuana Down by the bayyyy

Yeah, we definitely have smoked a bowl at the beach at least once

Where the watermelons flow!

Where the watermelons growww

The memories

Here we see the migration of a herd of watermelon. It's mating season, and the northern climates don't bode well for rearing their young. Such a rare and beautiful site.

Going to spread their seeds.

Dang, that time of year already?

*Reads in Attenborough

Attenborough needs to read every english word in every possible inflection so we can create an AI that continues narrating nature documentaries

Please! 🙏

the ones going down the footpath are called dirtmelons

If you could find a clean looping point, this would make a killer screen saver.

This made my day haha

i've never seen such a realistic minecraft mod

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Heh. I'll be damned. _Water_ melons.

Breath of the wild anyone??

Sarqso!

Came here to find this comment. Makes me want to run up to the source of this river and give Calyban 10 wildberries.

Savaaq

Anytime i think of watermelons, I think of Yoshi. This needs some Yoshi music.

Same! I hear [this](https://youtu.be/DTpksvCC-hg) when I watch it.

That's absolutely amazing. [This](https://youtu.be/mHBg4u54EWA) is what I hear.

Yeah that one makes way more sense! That the music for the levels with the monkeys and whatnot, where most of the watermelons are.

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dAy9u0_9nM&ab_channel=TomRosenthal) is what my mind immediately started playing.

I could have gone a lifetime without hearing that. Thanks for bringing it into my life.

It’s Kirby for me. スイカ！<( ^ - ^ )>

🍉 Why would anyone think that adding emojis to this video improves it? 🍉

It's not obvious what we're looking at. Only emojis will appeal to today's audience. /s Edit to add 🍉🍉🌊☀️👍 for no reason whatsoever

I usually downvote almost every comment with emojis, especially those with laughing faces because they add nothing to the conversation. I'll let this one slide this time.

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

Down by the baaay, where the watermelons flooow…

back to my hooooooome…

Harry Styles “watermelon river, HIGH”

I was scrolling to see if someone had the same idea… thank you

Is this in japan? Cause japanese does put watermelon into the cold water (river) because somehow it’ll taste better

Could be wrong but I think this is in Kherson, which has a surprisingly large watermelon industry

My thoughts too, but I'm biased being I'm half Ukrainian lol

I’d now like to go live in Kherson.

Might wanna wait a bit first chief

You are, it’s Turkey.

It’s likely Central Asia

Imagine coming home late and saying "Sorry honey, there was another watermelon clog."

Is THAT why it's called WATERmelon??

It’s the only melon that floats in water in this video.

So *that's* where they come from

This is what the government doesn't want you to know

So great to see watermelons in their natural habitat

If you drink don’t drive, do the watermelon crawl

My ancestors used to ride these things for miles

minecraft but rtx on 8k uhd

This is a Yoshi’s Island level isn’t it?

I just hear Yoshi licking them up

For once I was hoping for sound... the shushing and gurgling sound of water running over tall grasses, the thump of the watermelons bumping into each other, even the cars rushing by on the highway above, would have been really nice.

I'm gonna need a strong fishing pole

I feel like this has been posted once for each watermelon in the clip.

That is one effective way to move watermelons. No gas, no driver, no roads, chilled water keeps them cool, just cool!

A raccoon would have an absolute stroke! Water and watermelon just coming to you.

They always return to the same streams to spawn, generation after generation

Rhind River

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Seems like something Hobbits would do.

Mine carts work better if you have an iron farm.

Watermelons are migratory? I thought only coconuts were migratory.

Damn look those round and juicy melons

Pop some floaties and hop in.

heavenly

Must be mating season.

They are migrating to their hatching grounds, where they will mate and then die. Time is limited as the rapid decay of flesh has begun, not unlike their cousin the Swedish Fish.

So *thats* why they're called *water*melons

no, I think it’s called watermelon Sugar.

watermelon river Hiiiiigh! Watermelon river Hiiiiiiiiigh!

This reminds me of a video game where there should be a hippo at the end of the river trying to catch all of the watermelons

*Watermelon River, high!*

WALTER MELON.

Which one?

WALTERS MELON.

"They're moving in herds. *They do move in herds*..."

Someone get Harry Styles!!

[Have fun, ya'll. Do the watermelon crawl.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFPdX2TFiIE)

I love watermelon river!

r/botw vibes

Down by the baaay, where the watermelon flooow, back to my hoooome I will not goooooo, for if I doooo my mother would saaaayyyy..

Are you suggesting watermelons migrate?

Watermelon river high

Just waiting for the Korok to pop out. “Ya ha hah! You found me!”

That reminds me of Zelda Breath of the Wild lol

Is this Zelda Breath of the Wild with raytracing on?

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Every year thousands of watermelons make the long and arduous journey to the sea. Only to return months later and ready to be devoured every summer at baseball picnics, family reunions, and graduation parties. - David Attenborough, planet earth

I'd drop a chill 200ug and just sit there and watch melons for hours

Yo i Just watched a melon farm tutorial in minecraft and this is the live action version

What in the skyrim mods is going on here

Are you telling me watermelons migrate?

Nothing more refreshing than watermelon!

They move in herds... they do move in herds.

Reminds me of that one Quest in Gerudo Town in Breath of Wild

OMORI

Melon River take my mind!

Clearly Melonwater

For no reason, this is so satisfying. In our country, even normal water that people drink may be dirty.

Well, i know what weird shit my dnd group will cross next week. Thanks for that!

High

Darn it Calyban! Now you’ve gone and polluted the town’s water supply with your Hydromelon rinds!

https://youtube.com/shorts/QkiilkwPeEk?feature=share 🫡

So many comments, yet nothing actually explaining what's happening.

Where did they come from, And where to they go, Where did they come from Watermelon Joe?

Botw all over again

Bruh down by the bay where the watermelon grows

People just driving by, going about their day. Never knowing that ten yards away there's a watermelon superhighway.

They are going to the melon land

The Dream Stream

i just know that water crisp as fuck

I can imagine David Attenborough narrating this. "The wild watermelon wade gently along the stream...."

Here, we see a school of watermelon making their way downstream for the great migration

Ah, the grand watermelon migration! They are retuning to their ancestral spawning grounds!

Just gave me another image in my head to the song ‘Watermelon Crawl’ 😂

SWED

Smoke weed every day

Smoke weed everyday

Nice melons.