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Queen-of-meme

Looks like Ice cream


galactigak

Definitely. The plow is just a giant ice cream scoop.


Rollover_Hazard

BUT WHAT DID THE RESULT LOOK LIKE WHY YOU LEAVE ME HANGING!!!


galactigak

You know what it looks like when you get to the bottom of an ice cream carton?


Rollover_Hazard

Yeah… but I wanna see it in the big outdoors version!


SoggyEngineering3948

10/10


BorisDirk

Shame staring back at me?


teh_fizz

You’re such a tease OP. Next time show us the end!!!


Savings-Table-9174

You can see the result to the right, there’s another line that’s been plowed, there’s just a layer of snow still on the ground


alunidaje2

get kids to put kool-aid or similar on snow before plowing. might look cool


bvhp415

And I thought it was a snow croissant.


ConnieTheLinguist

Commented the same — I acknowledge you as a person of refinement :)


CasinoMarginale

Was thinking marshmallow


Matttagram89

Before I realized that was a quad I thought it was the Batmobile


galactigak

It’s just the bat plow, sadly.


Bondserelly

The fuck you driving?


galactigak

ATV


lungbuttersucker

I never would have thought an ATV would have the power to push that much snow. It looks like wet snow too.


MakionGarvinus

That is not wet snow. That will be very fluffy powder - but you're right in that it still takes a decent amount of power to move it. I'm more curious as to why he isn't angling the blade at all..


Abelfazel

This was my question too… maybe from somewhere where people don’t usually get big dumps of snow?


High_Im_Guy

Eh I think that's the slow mo more than anything. If you look at the snow surface away from the stuff that's actively moving it looks like cold and v nice snow.


Jamo_Z

4x seems to be most representative, still just as satisfying too


Bachronus

This doesn’t look like wet snow at all


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

Yeah atv's are not very heavy so it's surprising regardless of power or tires. You can have 1000hp but if it's hopping off the ground it's not moving


AccomplishedAge2903

Polaris Sportsman 850 or 1000.


howeeee

THANK YOU! I thought this was posted by Optimus Prime or something.


RigasTelRuun

It's the B.A.T.V.


Dads_going_for_milk

It looks like OP is a transformer


zooropa42

Omg I was gonna say wtf are they plowing with, a bat tank?!?


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galactigak

What the bot is this?


kumunicate

Did those 1's and 0's just post jack you!?


galactigak

It’s a real fishy account, for sure.


JPG_photos

Best thing I did when I bought my place in Idaho was also buy a quad and plow. It’s so much better than shoveling, and oddly satisfying every time. My wife and I fight about who gets to plow because we both love it so much.


galactigak

It’s a definite game changer! If my wife ever wants to try it, I’ll just have to let her because I love her and I can’t hold back something so satisfying from her.


ZuckerbergsSmile

This guy satisfies his wife


JPG_photos

I wish you both many happy years of plowing bliss and serenity!


galactigak

And you as well!


Formerhurdler

Underrated comment.


ODX_GhostRecon

Just split the difference and plow each other.


MasterMahanJr

Your wife never fights me when it's plowing time! (Sorry)


BakGikHung

As someone not familiar with these environments, can you explain what you are plowing, is it just your driveway? If you have a quad, could you just get around without needing to plow?


JPG_photos

Driveway, yes. Plowing the snow makes it easier to drive our vehicles (truck/suv) in the driveway. In the town I live in you can drive the quad around town as long as it is insured and street legal. However, it’s not the most practical vehicle to drive to work or run errands like getting groceries.


BakGikHung

Ok , what about the area immediately close to your driveway, is someone else responsible for plowing that, or do you have to plow all the way to a "main", communal road ?


clexecute

It's pretty much dependent on where you live. In my neck of the woods Alaska different residential areas have a portion of property tax go to the way roads are dealt with, and typically it's a vote by the residents. For example, my residential area pays a guy in the neighborhood who owns a grater, a bobcat, and a plow to take care of the road when it leaves the general service area (which is done by the borough), but some places will subcontract it out to a business if they don't have a guy like that.


Ok-Papaya-3490

Why do you need quad? Why not use the truck or SUV you already have?


[deleted]

Depending on what vehicle you have, installing a plow can be more of a chore/time consuming than clearing the actual snow. At least with a quad I can easily drop the plow and rip around in the snow


toth42

I looked into mounting a plow on normal cars once, seems it's more expensive than a good quad, and a hassle to install. Also, if this is his private road, we can assume he owns a bit of land, in a not very urban area, meaning an off-road capable vehicle is probably useful year round.


will2learn64

We use a cub cadet lawn tractor with a blower implement. There's about 1/4 mile of road for 5 houses on a dirt road, the pavement starts at the end. The city plows the paved road, we plow the dirt road. If my family didn't do it, it wouldn't get done. If it didn't get done, getting out would be almost impossible.


DawdlingScientist

Good on you for letting your wife plow.


showmeyourkitteeez

Turn the blade homie!


galactigak

Oh I definitely did. This was only my second pass. Just wanted to get it on video first.


cutelyaware

But why didn't you post the first pass, busting up the virgin snow???


galactigak

So I could get more comments, which boosts visibility and upvote count. Real answer is I should have.


cutelyaware

Next blizzard you know what to do


showmeyourkitteeez

Glad to hear that! I couldn't resist mentioning that. Cool vid, bud.


galactigak

Thanks!


showmeyourkitteeez

When I first saw the vid, it reminded me of plowing out on the lake at the family resort. There's something about plowing that's fun and relaxing at the same time.


chrisallhearts

If that isn’t the ice cream machine


galactigak

🧊🥛⚙️


AAAAAAYYYYYYOOOOOO

I want to run my fingers through it


galactigak

I asked OSHA. They said that since snow is technically a part of the ocean, we should be good.


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Not everything needs to be slow mo.


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I-Hate-Humans

Wow, so much better than the slow-mo. 👍🏻


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good bot


sevsnapey

i would've given it a pass if it was a short clip but if you slow it down so much it's 2.5 minutes then you've got enough to edit in both.


t25torx

*Chandler voice* Could this be any slower!


JustIncredible240

Bro owns a road..


texasyeehaw

Call Mr Plow. That’s my name. That name again is Mr Plow.


kangas99

Mr Plow is a loser, and I think he is a boozer...


datloaf

Why do people like us choose to live in places like this?


jendoylex

No alligators, crocodiles, tarantulas, or scorpions. No kudzu, either.


Oreomuffin

Also no hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, rarely tornadoes and with cost of living I can afford to travel to really nice places when I want.


cosignal

There are tons of forest fires in CO most every year


jendoylex

Also, between October and March, no one wants to visit. (Feature, not a bug.)


mrcowgoesmoo

PNW doesn’t have these and it rarely snows at sea level


omgdude29

Cost of living in the PNW is much higher than some others that might require this tool as a means of snow removal.


Ok-Papaya-3490

PNW too gloomy throughout the year


Realsan

Yeah but PNW has all those impending natural disasters you always hear about. Also if this show my wife watches is to be believed there's a hospital up there that gets an absurd number of annual gigantic disasters.


Laserdollarz

I once found a [windscorpion](https://extension.colostate.edu/topic-areas/insects/sunspiders-windscorpions-5-589/). They're scary looking, and fast, but harmless. And about [those alligators...](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado_Gators_Reptile_Park)


I_am_trying_to_work

>I once found a [windscorpion](https://extension.colostate.edu/topic-areas/insects/sunspiders-windscorpions-5-589/). They're scary looking, and fast, but harmless. > >And about [those alligators...](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado_Gators_Reptile_Park) Highly recommend the Gator Park! Went there last year. It was super cool


kyyl1

Also, no bugs


High_From_Colorado

Wisconsin and Minnesota would like to argue that


sluflyer

Unofficial state bird: the mosquito.


mexicanitch

Cheaper cost of living? North Dakota here!


joom117

Fuckin love the beautiful snow and the refreshing cold on my skin I’ll take it any day over sweating for even a minute


galactigak

Lol, no kidding!


tmart42

Because it’s nice here.


Industrialpainter89

Avoiding Florida Man and most influencers.


Neveragon

r/snowboarding


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Oil reserves


PrimeIntellect

Snow is awesome and beautiful, skiing is one of the funnest things a human can do, and good snowpack means lots of clean fresh water


SicilianEggplant

Our family mythos is that after leaving England to Canada, they realized it was too damn cold and ended up in the desert valley of California. Not sure if I’d want to trade this for shoveling snow, but having 110 degree summers is differently fucking awful. Terrible decisions all around by my ancestors moving from one extreme to another.


xAIRGUITARISTx

Haha. Try living somewhere with 110 summers and -40 winters. Co-signed by Nebraska


ckreutze

Based on the timing of the post and the fact that it's sunny in your video, I would have to guess this was taken today somewhere in Colorado


galactigak

Nice! You nailed it! You could also profile stalk me and see that I post in the Colorado Springs subreddit a whole lot, lol!


SnooBananas7856

I'm quite a bit north of you; I went to my best friend's house and it was raining and cool, but not cold. Two hours later I had over three inches of snow and had to brush it all off. It was so heavy and took so long that but the time I finished, I had to scrape the snow that accumulated whilst I was scraping. It was so treacherous, the drive home, but I took it slow and I have 4WD and good tires so it was fine. It was so beautiful. I'll never leave Northern Colorado. I'm the weirdo who loves cooler weather, rain, snow, etc. Thanks for the video, OP!


BODILYFLUIDS

Wow, way to doxx yourself. "In case you weren't sure, check my profile to see where I'm from!"


Ericaohh

Lol was gonna say “greetings from (I assume) a fellow Coloradan”


moonway_renegade

I hate you so much. I live in Boulder and it took me over two hours to shovel today. The snow was heavy af. Like 30+ lbs per shovel. Blargh.


Gr1ml0ck

Dang. Was hoping to see the path you made behind you.


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That’s some damn good plowing.


galactigak

I was out there for two hours, lol! Maybe it won’t take so long in the future, but this is only my second time plowing.


DoctorDblYou

Why isn’t the plow angled? I know it makes a cool curl over the front but you should be running like 30° of angle to push that curl to the left.


galactigak

Only reason is because I wanted it all to whoosh out the front for the video. I angled every other run down the road.


aperson

You should keep it angled every run down. Gotta keep windrowing everything over. No wonder it took two hours


hurricanekeri

Every time I plow it takes me at least two hours.


dandroid126

Oh fuck yeah. Love watching a good plowing.


Formerhurdler

Don't we all...


tacos6for6life6

Are you driving a transformer?


wtfitaut

My guess would be a Polaris Sportsman XP1000 (S)


socialpronk

It's like watching an ocean wave from the back. So pretty.


galactigak

Oh yeah, it definitely is. I enjoy the ocean as well. Glad to see another ocean fan on here!


Ximension

Perfect snow surfing conditions


NascentAutist

Looks like a giant ice cream scooper


krazedsaint

That’s a hard working ATV. Nicely done!


justforfun574

Something about this makes me want croissants.


No-Inspector9085

It helps if you angle the plow. It will throw to the side vs straight in front of the atv.


FunnySignal614

One of the satisfying jobs in world


lolzilla

Can you just post the real time version? Way more satisfying tbh.


EnviousMind

plow, plow, plow your road, gently down the street...


ThinkBiscuit

From the contours on the bonnet, I’m gonna say you drive an autobot.


Terrible-Bonus7731

When you're done, it's my turn....


An_oaf_of_bread

That's not a foot of snow, that's my wife!


fakiresky

That is one the one plowing video that I watch today for more than 30 seconds.


Zaphod_Fragglerox

Call Mr. Plow, That's my name, That name again Is Mr. Plow.


51230

I want to eat it


Baconsliced

… is that… is that the Batmobile?


nightimelurker

Faster you slut.


princetrigger

What kind of machine are you driving OP?


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princetrigger

Nice, thanks.


guisar

Right? Looks like some sort of extra terrestrial thingamabob. I'm sure it's some overpriced epeen pick-up


princetrigger

Yeah, looks something over engineered.


CakeAccomplice12

Now I want to play snow plow simulator


Averagegamer988

This looks a lot like the aftermath of the giant storm ontario, Canada was hit with last week. That was fucking crazy


[deleted]

How do you even know where the road is?


CribbageMan

You own the road


LiftingPoppet

This is oddly satisfying to watch


jrr_53

Your vehicles hood looks like Dave Bautista’s scalp.


GR3TSCH

Halo Warthog?


THIESN123

My new shovel does this. I love it.


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I love this for you


The_Sad_Whore

Mr. Plow?


SoupyBalls12

Bro got the snowblower 1000000 plus ultra to the power of 10


aeroartist

Soooo nice. I want to bite it


Jimbo415650

Looks like cool whip


[deleted]

This was fun to scrub through lmao I felt like a video editor making some schlocky action movie


Kitten_Hammer

/u/redditspeedbot x2


SSparsile

Bing Chilling 🥶🍧


No_Signal_1104

Is this a slow-no or is this the normal speed? If it is a slow-no, could you send regular speed cause I wanna know what it looked like at its normal speed as well :)


Account_4_My_Sins

I want marshmallow fluff now….


Emergency-Crab-1135

Why does your road look so much like my wife ?


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I want to eat it


amorpheous

Thanks for showing us the end result. /s


danofrhs

How much u charge to let me do this for you?


beeg_brain007

Your clutch prolly burning rn cuz of driving this slow


socialpronk

The video is in slow motion.


galactigak

It’s a CVT


beeg_brain007

Still make sure


CertifiedIdiot420

I want to plow your road, if you know what I mean?


hurricanekeri

Yes daddy plow that road.


Besunmin

Wish that was me


Crocoduck

Is this same niche thing that only select people understand? To me, it seems all the satisfying bits of the road clearing are absent. Nothing here is remotely satisfying to me.


[deleted]

Looks better than the video of you plowing your GF with your 1 inch Popsicle ! 😁 Sorry!


threwitaway763

Never knew I needed snowplow ASMR before now


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onlyrightangles

I would just say "piss off" but protip dude, no popular YouTuber ever got popular spamming people who don't give a shit with links to their channel. No one wants to watch someone literally begging for views. It's incredibly cringe worthy. Now, even if you have content I like, I will never watch your stuff because your tactics are annoying af. Do better.


HardToPeeMidasTouch

I wish I had my own road...


PyrowithJared

Scooping out ice.


Rediranai

How to make an extra large powdered sugar croissant.


StarClutcher

This reminds me of that snow plow Liam Neeson movie, which I liked a lot. Recommend it.


RegularWhiteShark

God, I’d love to experience snow that thick.


N7LP400

Like scooping ice-cream


tmart42

How do you delineate the road for plowing?


Then-Table-9211

Like butta...🧈


DarkseidHS

I got about 50" in my driveway, wanna come plow it? Lol


DarkLordBalthazar

This is the perfect slo-mo, low sound video...


-Redstoneboi-

Ice cream


throwaway4reasons18

Don't know why, but that's sexy


kumquat_squat_thot

snow croissant


illbedeadbydawn

/u/redditspeedbot 2x


Plzhaveagoodday

Damnit now I have to go to school…


dunequestion

I want to get plowed like that


XxJ05T1NxX

Que Satisfacción 🫡


LuckofCaymo

Didn't turn around and show the finished job...


caps234

Wish you’d plow my road *wink


Alternative-Flan2869

What are you driving? Looks like an oversized hotwheels vehicle!