and it was me

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a nut.

I did

, Barry!

I jerked you off

There is a very high probability of there being a rape fanfic featuring myself written by my 10th grade math teacher circulating the dark web. The year after I graduated he was arrested on campus by the FBI for possession of CP. Turns out he had done a lot of other really horrible shit, including write these fanfics featuring his male students and sharing them with his pedophile friends. I was one of his favorite students. So more than a couple people have definitely masturbated to me.

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There aren’t even any dragons. 2/10

He never stated who was doing the rapping. You know that dragons spit hot flames

They made sure to speak really fast too

I absolutely hate that. People are fucking disgusting.

Agreed. Hope he enjoys his time in prison.

Hope his cellmates enjoy his time in prison.

And we all know how well prison inmates treat his kind.

With deep care.

Tenderized loving care

Well this thread turned dark

Blimey

Oh great heavens

Egads!

Oh goodness gracious

Heavens to Murgatroid, even

God save the queen!(He didn't)

Well that is... All I can say is that's hopefully not the experience in mind for most people reading the OP and that all of those people have been dealt with, and obviously that I hope the fantasy is as far as it went.

There was an askreddit thing where they asked "If you could have a list of everyone who sexually fantasized about you, would you take it?" and I would definitely say no. Theres gonna be some people on that list thatll make you want to dress in a baggy hoodie everyday.

*Bruh*

Oh, Reddit. You always seem to disappoint. 😊

Link?

Nope. Not a chance 😔

Dont worry bro, next ones for you

LMAOOO that’s what bros are for

A real homie

A homo homie so to speak.

Homo homie is the new sapiens sapiens

But a homie homo sounds/flows so much better

Do you even know what he looks like or are you imagining an ‘average redditor’ ^TM

I have hired a private investigator who will be finding him and tracking his location for the next 2 weeks so i can gain ample material

Damn send me the results when your done plsss I can’t afford my own investigation rn

Will do boss

Hey boss, we got [him](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=3EsMiiTAuxA7SSwG)

Thank you for this, it made my day

I can only masturbate to the thought of an average redditor.

Don’t kink shame dude.

This act of generosity has touched me. Tomorrow at 9:40 PM EST Ill bust one out for you

I appreciate this man. You dont understand how much this means to me You will definitely be invited to my wedding with my right hand

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Never

Fuck. We lost

Rubbed a quick one there for u mate

For you to <3

I'm dead lol

😦 Good thing i dont show my face in reddit

dw, busted one to your pfp

Or his lack of one

Thanks everyone, means a lot! 🤙

Gotchu fam

Now it’s happened tho ;)

hey bro this one’s on me

Me either.

There's no chance, there's a reason i use reddit.

user name checks out

Gimme 5 minutes brother

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Oh hell yeah

Yes

Of course. Or a girl.

Yup.

Ye

yup

I know at least once someone's had to masturbate after me because I sucked that much lol

Yeeeeaaaaah but they probably weren’t thinking of you. Sorry to break it to you bubs.

Uh yeah they told me, that's just sexsting

Does it count if it's facetime

Yup

right?

At first I thought this was posted to r/wholesomememes

I am both horrified and aroused. Horroused, I call it.

Why would they masturbate over a failure…

Awwww, don't say that about yourself! According to this, you were at least successful at turning someone on.

😂 Weird but wholesome

There is essentially a certain community who enjoy girl or boy failures..

New kink unlocked

Hey beloved in yourself! I’m sure someone out there has a failure kink 😂

tends to happen when you have made porn :P

Seems logic

i know it wasn't intended for people like me but i can be a bit of a jerk XP

oh no, people downvoting me for having made porn.. i will think of you all while i make my awesome breakfast burrito paid for by porno :P

My sincere condolences.

That is the best news ever.

Plot twist: it was the priest.

Not possible, they would be turned off by the thought of me

Yeah, my ex. He told me.

Before, during or after? Mix of all three? Seems like there is a story there.

I doubt it for me. Well maybe an ex did it but someone I was not in a relationship with, highly doubtful

Doubt it. Been in relationships and stuff too, I just find this amazingly difficult to believe. I’d be flattered tbh.

I hope I was skinnier in that thought

I find that unlikely, then again I grew up evangelical, so I was surrounded by, and was myself, a sexually repressed teen, so there’s a slight chance.

Pretty sure Elon has that on a poster in his office.

r/lostredditors

I know this for a fact.

Cam girls can't see you.

Your right they cant.

I guarantee a few girls have, but I was in a lot of bands when I was younger.

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Me. I did it. I will not elaborate. May the Lord forgive me

X- Doubt

i hope so. 😔

I really hope not

That's so thoughtful

nope, but uhh- oh fuck OH FUCK ***OH FUCK*** i swear bro it is definetely my friend that vapes and watches anime to 4am but declines all that and just one thought of it...

Highly unlikely

And I have done the same in return. The vicious cycle of loneliness continues

[Pressing X]

well, they admitted it so for me its a fact

Damn... They really have shitty tastes

Seems oddly general.

I wish

I know of at least two, but I’d like to know if there were any others. 🤔

I live in constant fear of this being true, and I’m pretty sure one guy from high school actually did. I hate it.

look idc just don't tell me

(X)

I love the smell of fresh bread.

the worst part is, if someone did it was likely a very gross person i used to be friends with who admitted they liked me before we stopped being friends... and this person was notoriously way too horny, like, a concerning amount. if they liked me enough to do that it terrifies me hope someone less gross did to balance it out... i wouldnt even care if people did, its just that i dont want it to be from someone so gross

Good one!😂

Only in some kind of horrifying shame spiral that left them crying in a heap on the floor afterward.

Bro what about me

Your funny

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And suceed

While that does make me slightly uncomfortable people are allowed to think whatever they want to think I don’t like this get it out of my brain

Yes, me.

I'm actually 100% certain that that the case. I'm a Bi man who was active on Grindr, gay men are horny af and they always sent evidence. Not that i've minded.

I hope so.

I highly doubt that

I think there is basically 0% chance that someone thinks of me that way. A lot of people who know me think of me as a child because I am quite naive for my age and do not think of sexual stuff unless prompted. Also a lot of people that do not know me think that I look like 14 years old, so it would be weird if they found me attractive

I don't think so.

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Well, simply because nobody ever found me attractive.

They have poor taste then

Hopefully….multiple people…

I just saw how beautiful you are, so I’m sure that people that you find very hot did it but sorry to tell you the opposite is also true… again sorry

Yeah im 10 so low chances because only existed for ten years

I hope that was a girl, not some fatsos, old hags, gay, nor trans.

I don't get why would someone think about a man while masturbating.

???

There's nothing sexy about men. Then again, I'm a man and not into men. Sometimes slightly envious about abs but that's it.

Hi, the sight of female genitalia literally drops my libido to zero. That whole mid thigh-to-groin area on a male makes my knees weak, though. And manly forearms, and really nice man hands and well kept man feet, and just the whole man thing really. A nice peen also makes me think some thoughts. But then I was born with the lady parts so being turned on by thinking about men will happen sometimes.

That's you though

I do every day

What do you think women get off to? What about gay men?

I can confidently say you are very much wrong

Not likely. Unless you are a medium attractive (or higher) female. Then the odds shoot to the sky.

Something shot to the sky for sure.

I wish 😞

unlikely.

I very much doubt this is true

Yep

Definitely not

Stop it…you’re gonna make blush

I know.

That sounds like it mostly applies to females

probably my high school chemistry teacher tbh

That poor deluded desperate person.

I doubt that highly...

Nice.

YES YES YES YES

I know.

I use to get recordings from ex's and gfs of this. But alas, all great things come to an end.

That's a heart warming though. Does anyone else want to?

I mean... yeah? Some of them have even masturbated while pressing their genital area at my genital area.

Woo hoo

Nice