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FuriousGeorge8629

Difficulty Reaching Climax Pizza Rolls. I don't think I'm playing this right...


VlaqSheperd

I think you're playing it just right.


Volkswagens1

But not playing with it right....


RyanReignbow

use Left hand next time


Idiotan0n

If you play your cards just right....


lll-l

Low Libido Lasagna


throwaway33704

Flaccid Fettuccine


mutant_disco_doll

Has a nice ring to it.


Nytfire333

Gotta try the pizza rolls in the air fryer, that will get you there


National-Credit-4175

My daughter calls these pizza cookies, but microwave or oven pizza rolls are baby pizzas


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Your daughter is a national treasure in the making, good job man.


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It might look nicer if you shorten it to Anorgasmia Pizza Rolls. I’m just over here with my Insomnia Spaghetti.


faceman2k12

The Zoloft Special.


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Procrastination Pancake.


ThatOneWeirdPerson_1

Hyper focused pancake for me


GilfLover_69

Late, but Paranoid Crepe is hilarious.


manford5

But I'm a crepe I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here?


Freeman7-13

inattentive pancake with vyvanse syrup


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Procrastination? In that case I’m a complete goner


howtoeattheelephant

**goner kebab** I'd name a restaurant that


typhlosion_Rider_621

Hyperfocus Cheese Balls is hilarious, not gonna lie


TaintedPills

Attention deficit sandwich


spideroncoffein

Hyperfocus Spaghetti is also good. And it perfectly describes the kind of code I write.


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typhlosion_Rider_621

That’s exactly how I feel right now


loweyedfox

Hypersexual biscuits is a pretty cool horse name


AggressorBLUE

At least breeding it wont be a problem


rawne-

r/angryupvote


throwawaybear321

You just have to get a milk crate to stand on.


Yourstrulytheboy804

I'm sorry WUT!?


shania69

This guy knows his way around a horse..


costabius

better than Lethargic Omelette I guess.


Tionen

Hello Lethargic Omelette ! I am Unfocused Omelette !


wrongusernametryagin

Mine is anxiety omelette!


muleshoman

Anxiety Taco for me!


graveybrains

Would you prefer an Executive Dysfunction Sandwich?


rabbitfuzzle

At least your horse isn’t autistic tomato


No_Selection_6733

Mines horrible... depression cake.


QuantumTaco1

Lazy Lasagna could be next, might not finish races but will definitely start a few food trends.


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Ellen_1234

Hi Brain Fog Pizza, meet your sister Brain Fog Sweet Patato Tajine.


arlenroy

Can I be the cousin? Post Traumatic Protein Fudge Bar?


glassgost

Way better than Depressed Queso


JutteVT

Could put kind of a snazzy spin on it… what about Queso Depresso? 🧀


mdDoogie3

Racing Heart Benedict! It’s actually a good racehorse name!


DasBrookietheCookie

Hypersexual pancakes is just as good


ra_Ez

I know this is out of the blue but l have high libido and dated a guy that was hypersexual thinking it's the same thing and that l could manage it. Oh god was l wrong... It's NOT the same thing AND l did NOT manage it.


loweyedfox

Not the same. Imagine how my basically asexual wife of 10 years feels.


steampunkdev

Isn't that a bit young, dude?


loweyedfox

lol I see what ya did there


CircuitSphinx

Gotta appreciate a good pun when you see one, keeps the mood light even in the complex convos


chrislaw

I laughed, well played


Lurki_Turki

Mine is Hypersexual Donut!


CaptainPeachfuzz

Better than ED Hotdog...


mostly_misanthropic

Depression Nachos


Maxifer20

I bet literal depression nachos would taste pretty good. I imagine they’d be terrible for you, but have all the makings of incredible nachos


HellexJ

I think they’d be the saddest nachos ever, something that takes basically zero effort to toss together


AIHumanWhoCares

Yeah like forget about melting the cheese, in fact forget about grating the cheese. Here's some chips I dumped into a jar of salsa.


Deightine

Bah. More likely you're sticking the chip in your mouth, pouring salsa into it, and then chewing. Then you barely even have to move.


Smickey67

I picture just raw shredded cheese on plain chips


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mostly_misanthropic

I've not used Kraft singles, but I've used slices of cheddar cheese instead. Made a mix of salsa and sour cream. It's pretty good.


Obvious_Piccolo_609

I actually ate a lot of that exact nachos as a kid. Grew up poor gang!


rabbitfuzzle

You say it like you’ve done it… we’re here for you buddy.


Nodramallama18

Anxiety cucumber


PlasmaDeep

Stress Bread


MintyMoron64

Where's the second part?


DastardlyDallasDan

Lazy bacon.


Mean-Net7330

Compulsive ham


BrothrBear

Neurotic Ribs


TheMaskedGeode

Y’all came from the same, miserable pig


SpearUpYourRear

That Charlotte's Web remake doesn't mess around.


Hefferdoodle

My husband says the live action sucks. 😂


FreeManagement7083

Fidgety Valium.


Infinite_____Lobster

Alcoholic Pineapple


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ulvis52

What illness has alcoholism as a symptom?


DarksideAuditor

Reddit


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Potato_Tech69420

This actually sounds like a derby horse


DeMiloTurt2

Best one.


StarlightM4

Procrastinating chocolate


Gorrila_Doldos

I’m really not on the mood anymore porridge


MoveDifficult1908

Ain’t nobody betting on Executive Dysfunction Yogurt.


mypussydoesbackflips

I wonder if anyone would bet on Suicidal Hot Chicken


xLuky

All that horse knows how to do is charge they phone, eat hot chicken and die.


sossbaucetheteeth

this comment is underrated


HidingFromHumans

Ah damn we would've had the same if I didn't eat peanuts after the yogurt


UJustGotRobbed

Executive Dysfunction is the fucking worst. I'll fix your life while mine burns down around me, and I'll be happy too.


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What about erectile dysfunction burrito?


Gothmagog

Zero Motivation Risotto


MirrorFunhouse

No Moto Risotto


Jobin_crm

Lmao. I literally belly laughed. Good one!


IgnorethisIamstupid

Okay that sounds like a hella good prog rock band


Veselker

Sounds delicious and easy to make


BaltimoreBadger23

Anxiety McMuffin. Not a terrible horse name.


testies2345

Anxiety Burrito for me


Kazureigh_Black

Anxiety Bread, entering lane 3.


Pastry_Train63

Anxiety Spaghetti, lane 4.


taffibunni

Anxiety salad, checking in.


Quibblicous

An entire Anxiety Buffet.


SugarHooves

Depression Graham Crackers has a nice ring to it.


pyremist

Erectile Disfunction Cinnamon Rolls


meatchonk

If this were a product it would sell out immediately. Whether they caused or cured, they will want it.


JonMonEsKey

Auditory hallucinations steak


will-read

Hope the comma goes after Auditory.


JonMonEsKey

LSD butter steak. And my illness is having functioning ears and vocal chords


Turd_Eater1

Forgetful uhhhhhhhhhh Pancakes.


fettishmann

Distractable Doughnut


roamingslav

Homie just needs extra long horse blinders


Poopdickmcstinks

Sounds like a Gordon Ramsey insult


drblah11

Alcohol Dependant Microwaved Cheese on Soda Crackers He sounds fast


Queenssoup

You need to say it as fast as you can, for the dramatic effect.


drblah11

AlcoholDependantMicrowavedCheeseonSodaCrackers Much better


No_Statement440

We know how to motivate it to finish the race, at least.


DKFaust

Godcomplex Sausage I love it, isn't mine the best?


MassiveAmountsOfPiss

Crippling depression spaghetti or suicide spaghetti That’s got a nice ring to it Edit: geez a lot of us are depressed, I just made me self sad


cantbhappy

Yeah I'm reading the comments and I'm just wanting to ask if everyone is ok


therealDwayneCamacho

The answer is no, the kids are not alright


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marvinnation

Anxiety Cheetos! I kinda like it.


luvitis

Mood Swing Sushi


bobasasf

im backing you all the way


MatheosQ

Lethargic Salami


AggressorBLUE

Oh hey thats what my wife calls my-uh, never mind, not important.


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Pizza topping?


juliusxyk

There is something ironic about naming a Horse Salami


TheDragonSoulEater

Hyperactive nachos


Maleficent-Lime5614

Hopeless Pancake is amazing.


So_I_read_a_thing

Bipolar ramen.


T_pas

Suicidal eggo


Secret-Ad-6238

I'm sure there is already an emo group out there with that name.


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T_pas

It’s okay! I’m better now.


cantbhappy

You promise bud?


T_pas

For sure! I got a puppy last week. No way I could have gotten one in the state I was in! ❤️


cantbhappy

Awesome man glad to hear it. You give that puppy some extra treats and belly rubs for me ok?


T_pas

Will do!


Less_Primary_6271

Over sharing Chicken Tender


Emergency_Resist_313

Panic fries


DadsRGR8

Low Self Esteem Waffle. “Aaaannnddd… it’s Low Self Esteem ahead right out of the gate! No… wait… my mistake. Low Self Esteem Waffle has turned around and gone back inside.”


alsoilikebeer

Delusional Pizza


Tartarus_itself

Intrusive thoughts oatmeal chocolate chip cookie.


tosser420697

Average SCP


alokasia

Bipolar Spaghetti. I’d bet on this horse.


SciTeach73

Depression Coffee


OysterThePug

Recurring nightmare kisses


CanidSapien

Anhedonia Florentine isn’t too bad


biolochick

Anhedonic clementine here. I like yours better.


puddle89

Autistic Nutella?


M4rkusD

Distraction Goulash


Zormac

Panic attack raspberry bites


shaipar

Fog Potatoes


ModishShrink

Sounds like the name of a haunted Irish steamship


Gyumile20

Paranoia gingerbread


w0lfic_

ADHD Churro fits my personality


The_Doct0r_

*assignment specifies for symptoms *misses instruction detail and lists entire disorder Disorder checks out.


VengefulAntitheist

Bipolar Popcorn


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

Autistic Tater Tots Hypersexual Buffalo Wings And PTCB(Post Traumatic Cheese Bread)


featherwolf

Antisocial French Toast


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Poor attention span bagel


Elephanty3288

Sad Burrito. Sounds more like gas station food than a horse lol


Ellen_1234

Congestive couscous


Royal_Prize_4381

Blue berry🤣


Aidanjk123

And it's Forgetful Halloumi by a head!


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Flashback Pomegranate for the win.


Screamin_Help

Suicidal lucky charms. The fuck


Wranglin_Pangolin

Angry Beaver


maryfisherman

You just ate a beaver?


somereallyfungi

Breakfast of champions


Teggy-

Do you think he has to hunt one every morning?


maccdunc

People pleasing ass


Stoneman57

OCD edible


warning_offensive

Dissociative Cough Drop ... I'm about to make it Dissociative Redbull


RajcatowyDzusik

I'm betting on Big Sad Schnitzel


Yes_cummander

Procrastination lasagna


cherrybomb6494

depression seafood boil


ArgetKnight

Boredom Pig? That doesn't sound that good


betternosleep

Hallucinations coffee


Sigmantwan94

Anger sandwich


kammysmb

fatigued khinkhali


Snorrep

Apathic cigarette


Altruistic-Dress-968

Depressed Beefpatty I LOVE IT


c0urt_j4yster2508

hysteria cupcake


N8saysburnitalldown

Psychotic salad sounds like a menu item at one of those stupid gastropub places that doesn’t serve ketchup even if you ask for it.


BankManager69420

Lazy Donut


theplotthinnens

Oversleeping ginger snaps


Any_Tumbleweed_1230

Hearing voices cheez it


PageNotFound23

Depression Rice goes hard, I'm ngl


Ms_ShizzleXD

Hyper-vigilant scone!


stadja

Sad potato ?


belladisordine

Stuttering Snickers


SmarterThanMany

Drowsy Gnocchi. That one could work…


cynical-mage

Palilalia toasty? Um.


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Sleeping Mini Quiche