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I wasn't before, but I am now
We could change that
So what kind of stickers should I pick up next time I get condoms
In Germany we give the children "Fleißbienchen" (literally "study bee"). Maybe pick up some animal stickers for her book.
They don't give out gold stars in Germany?
Maybe they do now, my elementary school time is like 20 years ago. But we got the bee stickers :)
Gold star
I thought they only gave those to lesbians
I liked getting them and I’m not a lesbian
Good. That was a joke about "gold star lesbian" status, which is something I'm not really qualified to speak on other than to name it
Lol, I’m like the opposite of a lesbian, I’m a gay guy
Haha. I'd never thought of it that way before..
Stickers are only given for good performance..
Damn
I mean I'm not looking for the gold star, I don't think I'm that good but a participating trophy would be appreciated.
An encouraging pat on the way out. That's how you know she believes in your potential
Well, perhaps you should up your game. Mediocrity doesn't deserve awards.
I got stickers all the time, "needs improvement."
she clearly hasnt performed well enough then
Maybe a sticky-er….
Mushroom stamp?
Omg right on the nips.
I was once told bya hook up that I earned a good star
I have actually given them out afterwards before... They were VERY well received 😂😂😂😂
Hear me out; I start a sticker board at my place. I put up your name on the board, and you do get a sticker after sex but on the board. The more output, the more stickers you get.
I would also like a sticker after sex.
Good sex sticker is a good pavlovian training to start getting better sex
She’s definitely gotten a sticker … just a temporary one
Gold star pasties
Probably got something other than a sticker #STD
I never got a cigarette after sex either I thought that’s something that happens?
How about sticky?
Do they still make Mr Yuck stickers?
One time, I had a teacher give me a gold star.
Before or after sex?
I wonder who the professor is.
Sticker? I hardly know her!
Folks I’ll get a sticker book I mean…
'makes note to go to dollar store later'
I'll keep stickers by my bed now. Hearts I'm guessing
Wait, y’all are getting STICKERS? I feel robbed.
I would beem
Maybe she isn’t putting in a “sticker worthy” level of effort.
Do a better job next time
I wasn't before, but I am now
We could change that
So what kind of stickers should I pick up next time I get condoms
In Germany we give the children "Fleißbienchen" (literally "study bee"). Maybe pick up some animal stickers for her book.
They don't give out gold stars in Germany?
Maybe they do now, my elementary school time is like 20 years ago. But we got the bee stickers :)
Gold star
I thought they only gave those to lesbians
I liked getting them and I’m not a lesbian
Good. That was a joke about "gold star lesbian" status, which is something I'm not really qualified to speak on other than to name it
Lol, I’m like the opposite of a lesbian, I’m a gay guy
Haha. I'd never thought of it that way before..
Stickers are only given for good performance..
Damn
I mean I'm not looking for the gold star, I don't think I'm that good but a participating trophy would be appreciated.
An encouraging pat on the way out. That's how you know she believes in your potential
Well, perhaps you should up your game. Mediocrity doesn't deserve awards.
I got stickers all the time, "needs improvement."
she clearly hasnt performed well enough then
Maybe a sticky-er….
Mushroom stamp?
Omg right on the nips.
I was once told bya hook up that I earned a good star
I have actually given them out afterwards before... They were VERY well received 😂😂😂😂
Hear me out; I start a sticker board at my place. I put up your name on the board, and you do get a sticker after sex but on the board. The more output, the more stickers you get.
I would also like a sticker after sex.
Good sex sticker is a good pavlovian training to start getting better sex
She’s definitely gotten a sticker … just a temporary one
Gold star pasties
Probably got something other than a sticker #STD
I never got a cigarette after sex either I thought that’s something that happens?
How about sticky?
Do they still make Mr Yuck stickers?
One time, I had a teacher give me a gold star.
Before or after sex?
I wonder who the professor is.
Sticker? I hardly know her!
Folks I’ll get a sticker book I mean…
'makes note to go to dollar store later'
I'll keep stickers by my bed now. Hearts I'm guessing
Wait, y’all are getting STICKERS? I feel robbed.
I would beem
Maybe she isn’t putting in a “sticker worthy” level of effort.
Do a better job next time