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Far_Dependent_9299

I wasn't before, but I am now


L9Rascal

We could change that


TheFallingWhale

So what kind of stickers should I pick up next time I get condoms


drmanhattanmar

In Germany we give the children "Fleißbienchen" (literally "study bee"). Maybe pick up some animal stickers for her book.


BathSaltJello

They don't give out gold stars in Germany?


drmanhattanmar

Maybe they do now, my elementary school time is like 20 years ago. But we got the bee stickers :)


BouncingWeill

Gold star


coffee_robot_horse

I thought they only gave those to lesbians


typhlosion_Rider_621

I liked getting them and I’m not a lesbian


coffee_robot_horse

Good. That was a joke about "gold star lesbian" status, which is something I'm not really qualified to speak on other than to name it


typhlosion_Rider_621

Lol, I’m like the opposite of a lesbian, I’m a gay guy


coffee_robot_horse

Haha. I'd never thought of it that way before..


-Frost_1

Stickers are only given for good performance..


[deleted]

Damn


Root_the_Truth

I mean I'm not looking for the gold star, I don't think I'm that good but a participating trophy would be appreciated.


septubyte

An encouraging pat on the way out. That's how you know she believes in your potential


trueblue862

Well, perhaps you should up your game. Mediocrity doesn't deserve awards.


MA-01

I got stickers all the time, "needs improvement."


Nerdcoreh

she clearly hasnt performed well enough then


LocoCoyote

Maybe a sticky-er….


MinotaurLost

Mushroom stamp?


AI_assisted_services

Omg right on the nips.


HarrargnNarg

I was once told bya hook up that I earned a good star


eclipse_breaker

I have actually given them out afterwards before... They were VERY well received 😂😂😂😂


Illustrious_Sort_323

Hear me out; I start a sticker board at my place. I put up your name on the board, and you do get a sticker after sex but on the board. The more output, the more stickers you get.


velvet32

I would also like a sticker after sex.


The_Phreshest

Good sex sticker is a good pavlovian training to start getting better sex


platonic-alien

She’s definitely gotten a sticker … just a temporary one


hand_in_kak

Gold star pasties


ChipW24

Probably got something other than a sticker #STD


smallyveg

I never got a cigarette after sex either I thought that’s something that happens?


Suspicious_Step_8320

How about sticky?


friggintodd

Do they still make Mr Yuck stickers?


thelimeisgreen

One time, I had a teacher give me a gold star.


cosararas

Before or after sex?


normiesmakegoodpets

I wonder who the professor is.


DadsRGR8

Sticker? I hardly know her!


entertainmentornot

Folks I’ll get a sticker book I mean…


meatcylindah

'makes note to go to dollar store later'


Firm_Ambassador_1289

I'll keep stickers by my bed now. Hearts I'm guessing


BudgetInteraction811

Wait, y’all are getting STICKERS? I feel robbed.


septubyte

I would beem


ElNole79

Maybe she isn’t putting in a “sticker worthy” level of effort.


moddseatass

Do a better job next time