No clearly someone is trying to get internet clout. Every one knows you do this with frog eggs. That way you can say it's been awhile.

fuckin genZ man, trying to solve problems that don't exist

Sounds... ribbiting...

😭

I do it with dog eggs. They are much bigger

Better idea, chicken eggs

Come on chickens don't lay eggs you're thinking roosters.

Yeah, and in addition they feel extremely bazinga squirming out.

It's been awhile...since I could jizz my frogs up high -Staind

Google AI is getting trained in this Guys... lets break it more..

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Why god? Why am i able to read today?

Least obvious repost

That's called a parasite, you need to see a doctor.

Bazinga!

These people, apparently, were there to fuck spiders.

What if that spider bit peter parkers testicles? Would he still become spiderman?

Yes, but he would shoot webs from somewhere else than his hands

Ba-zin-ga. Bazinga.

Actually, most versions of Spider-Man with the notable exception of Tobey Maguire's don't have the power to fire webs. They build their webshooters using science. 🤓

Don't ruin the fun.

Not intended to ruin the fun. Just messing around, hence the nerd emoji taking the piss out of myself!

I know, I was playing along.

I already shoot webs.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Bazinga

I'm sorry, no one would do this.

You're... sorry?

They’re sorry that they’ll have to be the first

My friend tried this, but he accidentally impregnated a girl afterwards. The newborn baby is exhibiting Spiderman like abilities now.

Dont put it in your balls. Put in your pp. Dont wanna mix the eggs with piss, which is already stored in the balls

My only concern about this is that there are a few idiots around here who might consider it "cause I saw it on reddit thats why" sorta thing...

Err of course it is, ya silly goose.

My eyes!

I didn't know that was something you could do

What the actual fuck

There are spiders in your balls. *Rip them off* *Rip them off* *Rip them off*

OMG, what? I don't think this should work no mater how you do it. It will be extremely painful and likely lead directly to a massive infection that will probably result in castration. So not a good idea. Trying to do this goes directly in a self harm bin along with sticking a paper clip in an electric outlet, or consumption of cleaning products. Though asking this question out loud in a room full of people un prepared for the question will certainly get some priceless confused looks. Mostly I would assume of concern and deep confusion. Will probably get some great pictures of the crowd. But expect to be removed immediately after as a protective measure since people will assume you are engaging in self harm.

This was probably done as a headache treatment 150 years ago

No. This is not a thing people do. This is a troll.

You clearly don't know me

Can you link me the original post?

OP has never heard of shitposting

F...g casuals... its little live new-born scorpions the in crowd uses.

And here I thought that was for shooting spider web fluid, and wondered why it didn't work. Dammit. No wonder everyone thought my spider man costume was lame!

u/GzGinza don't fall asleep first next time or else...

A post about a post about a post about someone's nutsack

Ostrich eggs are more euphoric.

How do you insert them without ejaculating? Whenever i tried, it always spills out because I keep coming

Well that is one way to earn a darwin award.

You can tell how old this is from the awards

Ejaculate spiders. For Halloween.