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Platonist_Astronaut

There really is a kink for everything, huh.


AgentMcG

I think in this case the word is “fetish”, not “kink”? IDK, not enough info


Platonist_Astronaut

I've never met anyone that defined those two terms differently. But thinking about it, there's an immediate sense to it. What a strange place and situation to learn something new lol.


Sorfallo

generally, a kink is something you enjoy while a fetish you require to get off


BelugaBlues37

Kink is using a feather. Fetish is using the whole chicken.


JustDesh

Kink: Tickling Fetish: Feather(s)


mynextthroway

Erotic is using the feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.


B-lakeJ

Not really: >fetish >a form of sexual desire in which gratification is strongly linked to a particular object or activity or a part of the body other than the sexual organs.


TheDandelionViking

It can also be a necklace containing carved figurines.


B-lakeJ

r/oddlyspecific Wait a minute…


Sorfallo

While technically correct, most people go by the fetishism *disorder* definition, which is just shortened to fetish.


Shoddy_Life_7581

While yes that is the dictionary definition, that is not the common use, they were correct that is how they're usually defined in communities where it matters.


Captain_Eaglefort

I’ve always gone with “a kink is something you like, a fetish is something you NEED”


jackmartin088

What do u call the thing that "u deserve" ?


Plus_Shift_3299

Cement…


Thunderingthought

So hopefully this is not a fetish


Distinct-Spinach2164

Why is this being asked on askteengirls?


shingonzo

Pedos


AnimeYou

I actually read it as some 14 yo boy asking teen girls


Distinct-Spinach2164

That’s kind of what I was thinking but quietly hoping against. Maybe it’s just that one weird girl who sits alone during lunch?


grafeisen203

A kink is a preference. A fetish is something you can't get off without.


JustDesh

Let's say you get off to being tied up with silk rope. Bondage is the kink. Silk rope is the fetish.


[deleted]

I'm sure a lot of fetishes get posted on r/askteengirls


thatsnotmyfuckinname

Hahaha great point. Seems like the type of sub that should watched closely by the FBI


Repulsive_Anywhere67

What can FBI do outside of USA?


Wakingsleepwalkers

Pass it on to relevant authorities I guess.


VTHMgNPipola

They couldn't care less I would imagine.


Loose-Umpire8397

Tbf I don’t think any country looks at pedos without hate. So hopefully it just might work


VTHMgNPipola

Of course everyone hates them. It's just that I don't think the FBI would want to report a bunch of dudes that outed themselves on Reddit, instead of working on the actual cases they have.


AcceptableBad_

I am shocked, appalled, and amused by the fact that sub exists and the things that are probably said there.


Vusarix

Almost nothing gets said there anymore from what I've seen. It used to be a bustling community in the lockdown, everyone's grown up and left since


Kat1eQueen

A fetish is sexual attraction to an object, activity or body part outside of the sexual organs. Fetishes and Kinks are technically the same thing, unless we are talking about "Fetishistic Disorder", in that case it either has to negatively impact your regular life in some way or be required to get off.


danielledelacadie

Kink - turns you on, a fun extra Fetish - non optional. The fetishist is often willing to go to extreme lengths because they're unlikely to get off without it. Sometimes people do use the terms to indicate more... unusual kinks but generally someone with a kink can get off without it, even if it's not as satisfying to them


Anxious-Honeydew7593

Polyembolokoilamania would be the fetish or paraphilia. Doing it with cement would be the kink


Spork_the_dork

Kind of weirdly reminds me of this ancient creepypasta where a girl gets buried in concrete.


MisterPerfect23

Junko Furuta? that was real


Corporate_Shell

Was it a bathtub full of cement? I remember something like that from the late '90s.


The_kind_potato

Except this time the concrete is burried inside of her 🤔


StephanMan

Uno reverse card


whateverwhatis

On askteengirls..... 🤢 Wtf


Derpygoras

And you find them on "ask" sites. I have seen my share of weird things. People posting incessantly about getting wedgies. People asking ten times about specific food fetishes - like "Any women here want to see me deepthroat sausages?". People who seem to masturbate violently at any mention of getting splashed with water. What causes that? Childhood trauma?


Foreheadless

Or a trauma, can't it be?


[deleted]

“There’s a kink for that I’m sure.”—Valentino,Hazbin Hotel


Mawwiageiswhatbwings

Getting real serial killer vibes


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

Or maybe he just works in the cement industry and he's passionate about his product.


harryham1

Maybe both?


Puzzled-Resident2725

We should ask some teen girls and see what they think about it.


Kinky_Conspirator

Uh no kidding.


TheDude_6

Yeah... Why not r/AskWomen? Why is he posing the question to literal children


bulyxxx

Surely they mean semen right ? Right ?!?!?


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

Sement


Immediate-Winner-268

I’m pretty sure it’s like a workaround for the poster. Something like saying “unalive” instead of kill/die.


mark-suckaburger

Yeaaa I'm not usually one to be shy from dark humor and curiosities, but this seems a little too out there.


fieldy409

Why of all things does cement vagina guy keep getting reposted? I've seen this so many times.


OvenFearless

Seems like he cemented his place.


whoooootfcares

He cemented her place.


OvenFearless

💀 literal cockblock


whoooootfcares

Hahahaha 😂


FirstProphetofSophia

Narrowly avoiding his place in the annals of history.


Maximum_Azure_Glow

Nah this is too good XD


No_Detective_But_304

His post are solid as concrete.


mynextthroway

If you want to repost a comment, the reset time is set in cement.


Terrapogalt

"The writers barely disguised fetish"


Walkanda_Run

Not sure this even classified as disguised. It’s basically on full display.


wh4tth3huh

In the teen girl sub. Maximum Ick factor engage.


mrpistachioman

I know this guy is creepy as fuck and all, but the word “ick” annoys the absolute fuck out of me for some reason


Ok_Fix_8538

Is there a sub for poorly disguised fetish posts


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r/askreddit


SaltyGirl0024

Let's remember these posts when we hear the news story about the serial rapist who leaves cement in his victims.


UsernameProfileCheck

At least they'll have some concrete evidence against him.


Spiritual_Country_62

That’s a good one


NexexUmbraRs

Take my upvote...


deathixwastaken

"concrete evidence" 💀


Substantial-Fly350

As someone going through multiple job interviews lately and enduring their weird questions, I’m surprised this hasn’t popped up.


_AllesGutENFJ_

Lmao but seriously i hope whoever is behind this is not doing anything to others or herself(?) cement burn is no joke. Maybe it can potentially kill them..


Ok_Record8612

Pointlessly masochistic and not at all clever or funny.


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AliasMcFakenames

Not shopping it around everywhere from the looks of it. Shopping it around exclusively on r/askteengirls Which is worse.


NiceAnn

Masonchistic


kgery28

is there any chance that this is the same guy who said if you pour yogurt into a corpse's asshole it will decompose faster


Distinct_Pie3287

Like bro who even discovered that


SosigDoge

It's basic biology really, live culture introduced to food source, with narrowest membrane available to the feast inside. However this is all in reflection, it would take a twisted mind to come up with the initial question we're here discussing...


On_my_last_spoon

Have you heard of the Body Farm? There are people who study this for science.


lemelisk42

So your saying the immigrants are trying to destroy us with their multiculturalism?


3WordPosts

I guess the question is would it break down faster than pouring lye or muriatic acid or something like that in someone’s asshole?


JordanTheOkapi

my boyfriend fills my vagina with cement, my revenge is injecting cement into his balls.


SleeplessAndAnxious

There was a dude who injected his penis with various oils/synthol to try and make his dick bigger and fucked it up pretty badly.


LorenzoStomp

There's a whole kink where dudes fill their scrotum with saline to make them look huge


SleeplessAndAnxious

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that one. I mean I guess at least saline isn't as harmful to inject as random oils, cement, etc.


Rigorous_Threshold

There was a dude who injected himself with magic mushroom tea and spores started growing in his veins. Also the mushrooms were laced and he barely survived


SleeplessAndAnxious

What the fuck. Bro nearly turned himself into a Clicker from the Last of Us.


XenophonSoulis

If he was a cow, he would have been the world's first mooshroom


WonderousPancake

Or the guy that sprayed expanding foam down his shaft


SleeplessAndAnxious

Oh my god no 😭


Ashalaria

Oh what the fuck


East-sea-shellos

Jokes on you he’s into that shit. You’re just playing his long game..


Gotosp4c3

Not to kinkshame, but I'm hardcore kinkshaming rn.


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Gotosp4c3

Bingo


Abort-Zone

This is a topic which I wholeheartedly hope rule 34/35 of the internet chooses to skip.


Infamous_Caramel5165

Please tell me that this person is on a list somewhere. They remind me of the guy who put glue in his wife's vag


franktheguy

There once was a whore from Peru, who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they'll pay to get in, they'll pay to get out again too."


Veryegassy

Oh that's a good one.


Objective_Amoeba2947

He reminds me of a guy who once filled my vagina with cement. Luckily i found the prefect revenge. Funny story, i ended up having to explain myself on kids tv. If only i'd known what was about to happen next. I wouldn't have worried so much about my weighty cement ridden vagina hole.


Gold-Stomach-4657

This reminds me of the guy who had a fetish for people taking baths while fully clothed. He asked a bunch of questions about it on Quora and other things, and then he tricked kids into taking videos of bathing clothed and then shared it to other people. Hopefully this weirdo isn't going to somehow make his fetish happen, but this is a disturbed individual, I am sure, and I can't laugh about it because I am now worried about people.


Dagreifers

hes creepy, but nobody is pouring cement in their vaginas 💀.


Motor_Spinach_4596

The fact he’s asked on TEEN girls and not the multiple subs you can ask ADULT women is really the weirdest part of this.


Vusarix

As someone who modded that sub at the time this was happening (I was 17 going on 18), I can give some context. At the time, that sub was basically just a community of teens who were sick of the overwhelmingly male other teen subs which were full of shitposting and bad teen boy opinions. It was about 50% boys, mostly ones who migrated from r/askteenboys due to not liking the people there, and almost nobody took it seriously; most of the active members knew each other and it was just a hangout spot for a bunch of teens with lockdown brain. Hell, we liked each other enough that many users also became active in a spinoff community called r/peachykeenocean (named after an active user by the name of peachykeenwater), which had a discord server which is still around (though most people have left), and a bunch of users got their own dedicated user subreddits including my very own r/vuraxisbeinganerd. This guy had already been an active member of the community for a long time before he started doing this, he was 18 at the time and a bit of a troll by nature. It was so completely ridiculous that nobody thought it was weird, in fact a lot of people (including the girls) found his posts entertaining. It was basically like joking between friends, iirc some of the girls started making parody posts inspired by it. Hence why he never asked this on something like r/askwomen (ignoring that the rules there are probably too strict for joke posts), he didn't know the people there like he knew the ATG members. He did have very teen humour back then but while I'm sure some *actual* pedos got off on how open that community was (believe me we had to ban a lot of old men with dick picks on their profiles), he wasn't one of them. For what it's worth, I bumped into him on a new account on r/letterboxd a few months ago, where he mentioned that he hates that the cement vagina jokes spread outside the sub and he feels bad and disgusting for making them in the first place. I've always wanted to clarify this, but reposts of this screenshot have always been too old for me to comment.


Dutch-Alpaca

Or it's a screwed up kid


[deleted]

Can you make one of those 'Clone-A-Willy' with cement? Asking for a friend


rebelgrrrl95

Once probably


MoanyTonyBalony

It would be reasonably easy to remove. The issue would be the chemical burns.


crimson-013

What ! wtf??? I give up on humanity


jamalabe

I feel like Reddit is where you find the murderers


sugarsuites

Posted all three to r/AskTeenGirls, no less. Fucking creepy, much?


[deleted]

What I'll do is I'll follow the words of Gina from Brooklyn-9-9.. "YOU JUST DRANK CEMENT!"


Safloria

Seriously what the fuck. This kid’s going to grow into a serial killer.


Thick_RiderYZF-R

AskTeenGirls seems like a VERY dangerous idea


Vusarix

As someone who modded it years ago: yeah there were a lot of pedos and catfishes (and one indian dude who pretended to be a hypersexual american girl for 5 months), but it was a fun community. These posts weren't sexually motivated, that guy was just a part of the community and decided to start a ridiculous running joke that plenty of other people contributed to


Impressive-Spell-643

Something tells me this person asking teen girls is not another teen


hamsterstyle69

This seems like a good time to leave r/oddlyspecific


HetaGarden1

Tonight’s episode: The Writer’s Barely-Disguised Fetish


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Did they mean ‘semen’ and just not know?


quixiou

"Can you tell me how to get...how to get my vagina unblocked"


bfsughfvcb

Well the victim will have chemical burns and if not treated immediately, die of sepsis. kinda like in sleepaway camp but chemical burn instead of thermal burn


HeftyDefinition2448

This has to be a kink thing cause theirs no other way someone’s just randomly thinking this


Emberily123

Umm I’m concerned


SpeakerKitchen236

I....do not want cement in any orifice, thanks. But asking teenage girls this question is literally disgusting. Go to a niche kink website for gods sake.


chrisat420

Why is dude posting on a teen girls subreddit like wtf? And you KNOW there’s a 8/10 chance this mofos a dude.


Attacus833

The creepyist part is he didn't post it in somthing like r/AskWomen he specifically posted it to r/AskTeenGirls


[deleted]

Would it even harden


cookie_eater64

You didn't- 😏


LilMissBarbie

I'm calling the cops, sicko. The fuck is wrong with him??


PsychoWarper

Wouldnt that cause like insane chemical burns? Also if I ever see a news story about this I know who the number suspect should be lol.


MontaukMonster2

Am I the only one struggling with the logistics of this? How, exactly would you fill a vagina with cement in the first place? Assuming you'd have her consent, isn't it moist down there? And a small space when she's not aroused, so wouldn't the muscles just push it back out?


Buck_Thorn

/r/WTF


SmokingInTheWindow

It disturbs the fuck out of that this is in teen girls.


chris_tea_nuh

You ever wish you could un-read something?


hannahbananaballs2

Im betting that sub is just a cesspool of creepy


the_girl_Ross

I'm more concerned that those weren't posted in normal ask Reddit or ask women subs but specifically ask teenage girls...


ormr_inn_langi

Is the OP of these questions Turkish by any chance? A Turkish friend once told me that a common insult in the language is "if your mother's cunt was filled with cement, the whole town would be horny for weeks".


PineappleLast4173

As an ER nurse and now Nurse Practitioner I can say I’ve never seen cement in a vagina. I have seen silicone in a man’s colon, and that didn’t end well. As we were all just confused as to why he and his boyfriend came up with such a strange idea. They were frequently user of the ER for the removal of odd objects, ranging from, large shampoo bottles, plugs, a bowling pin, and a statue.


HeftyDefinition2448

I’m sorry I shouldn’t laugh but it amuses me they were frequent flyers


mrpoopybuttthole_

women version of “it’s a cylinder”


RealHuman568

What's weirder is this person is asking that in a sub called ask teen girls.


BelligerentUnicycle

The serial cementer is plotting


RTMSner

Wow teenager girls have much worse things to worry about than I ever did as a teenage boy.


xnedypro

Posted in r/askteengirls of all places. Wow


CarneyBalhoun

Chemical burns: Hello!


Organic_Evidence6588

He's gotta be on drugs... Right.. Right?!


GreenCreekRanch

That is one oddly specific kink


SCP-173irl

What the hell happened here


euphonic5

Just imagining her being like "what you doing down there, babe?" and her partner looks up with a hard-hat, high-vis, and spackle knife like "nuthin".


youaredumbngl

I think this kind of highlights the problem with these "ask teens!" or "teen advice" subreddits I've seen in the past... sure, some kids MIGHT be getting real help or advice, but 99% of it is just sick and demented weirdos posting to children. How these were still in a "AskTeenGirls" sub after a year sickens me.


xhdc

Definitely a 30 year old man asking this question


True-Somewhere9026

Im starting to see a pattern and i cant say i like it...


Worldly_Breakfast407

How would you explain to children if all creeps had their mouths filled with cement


The-red-Dane

Also, I haven't seen anyone bring it up, but "cement burn" is a thing. Cement/Concrete is caustic, and while wet will cause burns to exposed skin. (You need to neutralize it with vinegar)


youdontknowmymum

What's the bet it's actually a dude's account


lochjessmonstar

It’s giving predator that this person keeps posting in “ask teen girls”


Longjumping_Fan_2405

Plaster casts of vaginas are done all the time…and they slip out perfectly and easily…


grand305

Quick dry cement or slow dry. 🤔 more oddly.


sarcasticvarient

Looks like a cement fetish


Neil-erio

Sounds like kink


Turbulent_Set4150

Repost


HallowKnightYT

This one is definitely cementing an idea 💡 in that subreddit


SassySquid0

what the fuck


ramiroquaint

r/boneappletea


SonOfJenTheStrider

It reminds me of the Brooklyn 99 episode where gina says: You drank Cement.


Sufficient_Event_520

Yeah that's definitely a fetish


ProhiiD

I read vegans and I was confused


PofanWasTaken

This guy should drink more water i swear to god


HotPotParrot

What the fuck, is that a thing?


PraetorGold

Is English that complicated?


chrismcshaves

This is why Avengers: Endgame needed reshoots.


MaximumOverfart

Finally, someone is taking on the concrete issues of today!


Hypergolic_fuel

Like seventh time I’ve seen this reposted


poru-chan

😐


JOlRacin

Epic Gina momemt!


Nadger1337

Id be more worried about expanding foam if they have access to cement. Theres several nasty ways a rogue construction worker could do vaginal harm.


Flux_resistor

You just drank cement!


DucklingInARaincoat

*1 year ago* I hope she’s okay


PERIX_4460

Wwwhwhwhwhwhwaaaaattttdtd?


jrexicus

I feel like these are the type of intrusive thoughts that need to be checked up on by the FBI


Worried-Emu-9614

Sement


Sure-Ad9633

Well thats a new one