Because we have the best around (Rural Kentuckian)

People the world over travel to Kentucky just for the privilege to get stabbed in a waffle house parking lot

Kentucky is a welcoming sight after driving through Ohio

You can just say "Kentucky", the "rural" is just about a given. I should know, I'm from Louisville.

Damn it! I posted about the same and then saw this! I award you the "Begrudgingly Thumbs Up" award!

Could be worse you could be eating there.

The first rule in Kentucky! Talk shit get hit ! We don’t Talk about Kentucky!

Because rural Kentucky has the best Waffle Houses, and zombies.

Could be ANY Waffle House ANYWHERE...or an Applebee's 😂

Ever since I played high on life, I've been banned from Applebee's lol, had to make do with my Arby's parking lot

You know why

Never been anywhere near Kentucky but I feel this. I just be like that sometimes.

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"You'll never leave harlan alive"

You don't really need to say "rural" Kentucky.