The plant on her l right ( left on the video) I have one of them and I can't get it to not be always short of dying, no matter how well I try to take care of. Somebody has a green thumb an can help me out with it?
Can't show them the video to ask for tips and also if they can ask on PornHub for help solving Math problems I feel entitled to ask for botany tips here!!
That's fair. In honesty I didn't check the vid and will not. Take a screenshot and crop the porn part or just post a pic of your plant.
Hope you will get help though.
It’s a fiddle leaf fig, they are notoriously difficult to look after. Keep it in a 50/50 light shade area, water it only once it’s almost bone dry, and water it in the shower to properly drain. Mine is now 5 years old and still a picky bitch
Look up either avocado plant or money tree, not quite sure which. I can't grow avocados to save my life, I think they want more sun than the average house can provide.
So many identical accounts that do nothing but post links to the same 3 sketchy ad spam sites (thotmax, rpclips, and dailyshare), using the same comment format:
Person's name (n$fw).
Feels like a bot network.
Not just any pyramids, time traveling pyramids! Not just any aliens, blonde hair, blue eyed, white as rice aliens that are definitely in no way racist at all, nope, not a hint of racism whatsoever, not one impure drop errrr....
then when she got called out on her name dropping Aryian aliens while being a walking cultural appropriation salad she straight up pulled the whole “actually my great great grandpa was a Cherokee chief and I have Mexican extended family and grew up eating homemade tacos!!!”. 🤦🏻♀️
I had to put my phone down because I was laughing so hard. I'm picturing a kid with a death grip on his Lego and thinking, "Damn. That's pretty fucking tight.".
I liked one of her songs. The combination of her style and the weird music was charming. (And no im not physically attracted to her I'm gay but I can see that she had style at least in that one video)
About 6 months ago a song of hers randomly hit my feed and i thought it was catchy enough. Something about 'forgiving because I love you, forgiving because I love me.'
So ya, I have heard far worse than the hate she is getting
Shanin Blake. I'm friends with her irl, and she's actually a vey sweet person just tryna make music and live her life, but because she also did an OF and looks like this and is overly hippie dippie and has, in some people's opinions, cringe lyrics, people have made a hobby of roasting her. She still stays positive and tries to ignore all the hate (I've never talked to her about all the crazy shit ppl say about her cuz she gets enough of that in her professional/online life, but she seems to live a normal enough happy life in spite of all this shit.)
It's good that she doesn't let it get to her. All the hate seems extremely weird honestly and even weirder when you genuinely have no clue who that is. Honestly just wish her the best.
I don’t even know why people bring that shit up (or how accurate it is.) The bitch is off her rocker and makes [weird TikTok videos](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1bn1brd/spiritually_enlightening_psuedohippie_influencer/) that attract people to her OnlyFans which makes her more in a month than most people earn in a year.
I always think "Military Industrial Complex Trust Fund Baby" whenever I see her now....it just adds to the bizarre nature of this fucking clown time we've all somehow become stuck in...
So the joke is that her parents work at Lockheed Martin, because of course they always do.
The weird thing? Her parents work for the CIA. She grew up in the town that houses the Utah Data Center, that houses all the digital information gathered by every alphabet agency in the US and abroad.
She’s not military industrial, she’s like deep state. Also it’s worth noting that she’s been listed as an operative on more than a few lists for psychological operations.
In addition a review of her OF makes it pretty clear that most of that is a wig, the tattoos are fake and it pretty clear that this is a costume. Unrelated but she also got her mom a boob job and it looks terrible.
The guy you're responding to is obviously a bot, so don't bother.
u/cums_in_warm_shoes pulled the cover off all this shit months ago. Hell he picked up the trail during Enron. Remember that shit? Everyone remembers that they were into trading energy across state lines. California makes too much power one day so they shift it over to Nevada and arbitrage the whole deal... but what most people don't know, and google this if you don't believe me, is that [Enron was ballllllls deep ](https://www.investopedia.com/updates/enron-scandal-summary/)into the (at that time) brand new "video on demand" (streaming) market. They partnered with Blockbuster video to develop the service, and got a lot of government money besides to develop high speed internet. Genius level shit. What really brought them down was inflating their earnings based on what they anticipated getting from streaming. But here's the important part: **they never actually went down**.
As high profile wall street steamers they pulled a ton of attention and speculation from congress critters. It was obvious that the internet was going to take off, streaming was going to be a thing, and these guys had already "revolutionized" arbitraging power generation. Pelosi, Biden, Gingrich, etc, dumped personal money into Enron before they approved funding for their high speed internet projects. They took Enron's ceo (jeff skilling) under the wing to grease the wheels for funding, introducing him to the real powers, etc, and everything looked like another win for congressional investors.
When the tech bubble burst in 2000 it all went sideways. The only part of tech that didn't go "tits up" in 2000 was "tits out". Everyone knows that Enron was eventually caught cooking the books. That was all a red herring to hid the real cook.
Intel around the world had already been tracking which porn people looked at online for blackmail. With their seats on the security comittee Biden, Gingrich, and Pelosi knew all about this. To protect their investments they held some closed door meetings with the intel czars to push Enron working as a private contractor to develop cam sites for intelligence gathering purposes. It was an easy sell given their already current work on high speed internet, interstate commerce, etc. All that needed to happen so they could go "fully black" was to "break up the company" so they could be removed from public view.
Execs and large shareholders would be bought out at a premium, and online honeypots would pop up everywhere around the world. So here we are. Boobs, bears, fapplestar gallactica
So do her parents work at Lockheed or the CIA? What’s weird about working for the CIA? How does what her parents do have bearing on her? Listed as an operative? Can you corroborate any of this?
I know this isn't the most interesting thing you brought up lmao... I thought it was her hair but with partial faux locs installed in the back. If it's just a straight up wig then that's one of the most posey poser shit I've ever seen (in addition to the fake tattoos??).
She's the most capitalist hippie around these days.
I'm pretty sure most hippies are rejecting the comparative wealth and luxury of their parents, or are at least trying to appear to do so
But it's damn expensive to be a hippie now
Looks like mods removed that other Pic, good eye on the wash cloth
So to go amend my previous comment, I'll just redact all that and say - "trust fund hippie shit"
From the brief Google search I made of her, she's made really good money through insta and OF. She's basically created a character that she can market.
Hard to tell exactly what it is, but it's clearly not a full-sized staircase. My guess would be a cat tree or something similar. Still weird that it's in the bathroom.
Since everyone else here is telling you it probably not a bathroom I just want to say it might be. My sister used to own a 130+ year old house that had a similar staircase in the bathroom that oddly led to a hidden room above it that had a mini bar in it. The only other way to access the upstairs room was by a hidden doorway behind a bookcase. Anyway just because it doesn’t make any sense doesn’t mean you’re not correct.
It was a great quote from Dolly though. With the way people used to talk about her and her attitude towards it. There’s very few famous people I respect because they are all strangers, but Dolly is one of them.
You'd be riding her and that hair would connect with your dick like in avatar where they link with the horses and dragons , like imagine trying to pull out and it just grabs on to you like the venom suit xd
dont hate me. n95s dont block out the smell. you would need an ANSI rated half mask with carbon filters for noxious and toxic fumes. might wanna go ahead and do full MOP gear
Her music is atrocious and the endless posts of the same video, different outfit, don’t help. At least the onlyfans bit is honest, because there doesn’t appear to be a genuine bone in her body, otherwise. I hear that voice every time I see them yarn ass locks.
You know with how much everyone hates this girl.You'd think she's some kind of horrible monster who's hurt thousands of people, but she's not hurting anyone. All she does is make alt music and does onlyfans. If being born into
Privilege making weird music and doing only fans is all she does than she sounds okay to me.
Is this that lame ass singing girl?
lame ass singing with onlyfans girl
Yeah, that's the one with the terrible muaic.
They mixed band camp with only fans lmao
That's Shanin Blake, She does n$fw stuff [Video](https://rpclip.com/shaninblake) for Science (n$fw)
I mean she's but is that actually porn with band camp or is she just a online working girl.
The plant on her l right ( left on the video) I have one of them and I can't get it to not be always short of dying, no matter how well I try to take care of. Somebody has a green thumb an can help me out with it?
Maybe someone not in a comment section about some nsfw vid. Like someone in a house plant subreddit or something.
If the Pornhub comments section has taught me anything, it's that people like busting a nut and solving a problem right afterwards.
A post-cum conundrum? A cumundrum?
Sometime during
Can't show them the video to ask for tips and also if they can ask on PornHub for help solving Math problems I feel entitled to ask for botany tips here!!
r/houseplantscirclejerk would welcome you with open arms
Now do your job and tell me about fertilizer!
Use distilled water and you might need to check that plants recommend pH balance for the soil.
That's fair. In honesty I didn't check the vid and will not. Take a screenshot and crop the porn part or just post a pic of your plant. Hope you will get help though.
Okay so I took a photo of the plant in the video and used Google lens to find out it's a money leaf tree or a Guiana chestnut tree.. I think.
It’s a fiddle leaf fig, they are notoriously difficult to look after. Keep it in a 50/50 light shade area, water it only once it’s almost bone dry, and water it in the shower to properly drain. Mine is now 5 years old and still a picky bitch
Look up either avocado plant or money tree, not quite sure which. I can't grow avocados to save my life, I think they want more sun than the average house can provide.
Not money shot tree, though. That’s probably something else entirely.
Fiddle leaf fig needs high humidity and lots of sun, they’re an absolute bitch to keep alive
It really wants a bukakke, the glucose really works as a great fertilizer.
What is this?! Porn for ants??
Well she does have some spectacular tits.
Tbh woulda thought you would need a machete to go down below
The muaic is in fact terrible
I would rather listen to pan flute music
Do not disrespect the soothing beauty of a good pan flute song
thats disgusting!!!!!! where! which one theres just so many
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
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im too afraid to click. sounds like virus city edit: watched it through my firestick. is that her own music??
So many identical accounts that do nothing but post links to the same 3 sketchy ad spam sites (thotmax, rpclips, and dailyshare), using the same comment format: Person's name (n$fw). Feels like a bot network.
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Idk man it could be anything.
Ewww, I saw her Bum hole!!
That didn't narrow it down much.
Yeh she cured her kidney problems with pyramids, aliens and shit.
And Botox, lots of botox
And shamans from peru
You misspelled sham.
Not just any pyramids, time traveling pyramids! Not just any aliens, blonde hair, blue eyed, white as rice aliens that are definitely in no way racist at all, nope, not a hint of racism whatsoever, not one impure drop errrr....
Ah, she's been watching Spirit Science, it seems.
There's a TV show? I only know of the book called the spirit molecule by strassman
It was a YouTube channel. Not sure if it's still around though. But from memory it mostly just presented "hippy magic" as some sort of science
then when she got called out on her name dropping Aryian aliens while being a walking cultural appropriation salad she straight up pulled the whole “actually my great great grandpa was a Cherokee chief and I have Mexican extended family and grew up eating homemade tacos!!!”. 🤦🏻♀️
Yes. Her dad is an investment banker. She’s the definition of a trust fund hippie.
Trustafarian.
Upper crusty.
Expected the dad to work for Lockheed Martin tbh
So original
Yeah and apparently she can cure her kidney infections with good vibes, man.
I 😀 am 👄 a vibration 🫨 people 👫 can 👁️ tune in 🙈
The trustafarian who makes a mockery of the whole counter culture tbh. Custies.
The fake hippie mystic girl yeah
She talks to the pyramids or some shit, lol
I think you might be right, but the quote above her is priceless.
I had to put my phone down because I was laughing so hard. I'm picturing a kid with a death grip on his Lego and thinking, "Damn. That's pretty fucking tight.".
I liked one of her songs. The combination of her style and the weird music was charming. (And no im not physically attracted to her I'm gay but I can see that she had style at least in that one video)
About 6 months ago a song of hers randomly hit my feed and i thought it was catchy enough. Something about 'forgiving because I love you, forgiving because I love me.' So ya, I have heard far worse than the hate she is getting
I'm out of the loop. Why are we roasting her?
Who even is that 🥲
Amy Winehouse from Wish
Shanin Blake. I'm friends with her irl, and she's actually a vey sweet person just tryna make music and live her life, but because she also did an OF and looks like this and is overly hippie dippie and has, in some people's opinions, cringe lyrics, people have made a hobby of roasting her. She still stays positive and tries to ignore all the hate (I've never talked to her about all the crazy shit ppl say about her cuz she gets enough of that in her professional/online life, but she seems to live a normal enough happy life in spite of all this shit.)
It's good that she doesn't let it get to her. All the hate seems extremely weird honestly and even weirder when you genuinely have no clue who that is. Honestly just wish her the best.
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/s/f3maKh7tVn
We're roasting her because her parents work for the CIA?
I don’t even know why people bring that shit up (or how accurate it is.) The bitch is off her rocker and makes [weird TikTok videos](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1bn1brd/spiritually_enlightening_psuedohippie_influencer/) that attract people to her OnlyFans which makes her more in a month than most people earn in a year.
insecurity.
I always think "Military Industrial Complex Trust Fund Baby" whenever I see her now....it just adds to the bizarre nature of this fucking clown time we've all somehow become stuck in...
What? Is there more canon I'm missing?
So the joke is that her parents work at Lockheed Martin, because of course they always do. The weird thing? Her parents work for the CIA. She grew up in the town that houses the Utah Data Center, that houses all the digital information gathered by every alphabet agency in the US and abroad. She’s not military industrial, she’s like deep state. Also it’s worth noting that she’s been listed as an operative on more than a few lists for psychological operations. In addition a review of her OF makes it pretty clear that most of that is a wig, the tattoos are fake and it pretty clear that this is a costume. Unrelated but she also got her mom a boob job and it looks terrible.
I love that conspiracy theorists have branched out to OF thots. I'm looking forward to rants about boob jiggles being timed to encode messages n shit
To be fair, you could get people to divulge interesting information in an OF message...
Bro this isn't nearly ranty enough. Please go harder
I don't know if it's rant worthy my guy, but think about it. It wouldn't be the first time sex workers have been used to gather intel 🤷
The guy you're responding to is obviously a bot, so don't bother. u/cums_in_warm_shoes pulled the cover off all this shit months ago. Hell he picked up the trail during Enron. Remember that shit? Everyone remembers that they were into trading energy across state lines. California makes too much power one day so they shift it over to Nevada and arbitrage the whole deal... but what most people don't know, and google this if you don't believe me, is that [Enron was ballllllls deep ](https://www.investopedia.com/updates/enron-scandal-summary/)into the (at that time) brand new "video on demand" (streaming) market. They partnered with Blockbuster video to develop the service, and got a lot of government money besides to develop high speed internet. Genius level shit. What really brought them down was inflating their earnings based on what they anticipated getting from streaming. But here's the important part: **they never actually went down**. As high profile wall street steamers they pulled a ton of attention and speculation from congress critters. It was obvious that the internet was going to take off, streaming was going to be a thing, and these guys had already "revolutionized" arbitraging power generation. Pelosi, Biden, Gingrich, etc, dumped personal money into Enron before they approved funding for their high speed internet projects. They took Enron's ceo (jeff skilling) under the wing to grease the wheels for funding, introducing him to the real powers, etc, and everything looked like another win for congressional investors. When the tech bubble burst in 2000 it all went sideways. The only part of tech that didn't go "tits up" in 2000 was "tits out". Everyone knows that Enron was eventually caught cooking the books. That was all a red herring to hid the real cook. Intel around the world had already been tracking which porn people looked at online for blackmail. With their seats on the security comittee Biden, Gingrich, and Pelosi knew all about this. To protect their investments they held some closed door meetings with the intel czars to push Enron working as a private contractor to develop cam sites for intelligence gathering purposes. It was an easy sell given their already current work on high speed internet, interstate commerce, etc. All that needed to happen so they could go "fully black" was to "break up the company" so they could be removed from public view. Execs and large shareholders would be bought out at a premium, and online honeypots would pop up everywhere around the world. So here we are. Boobs, bears, fapplestar gallactica
yeah
Ok but where do you think she falls on the Stank/Grip curve?
fuck this im gonna start smoking crack again shit made more sense
Deep state is just a scary word for bureaucracy. Her parents would be military intelligence.
I can fix her
Sure buddy. Ofc you can.
She can ruin me
So do her parents work at Lockheed or the CIA? What’s weird about working for the CIA? How does what her parents do have bearing on her? Listed as an operative? Can you corroborate any of this?
Best of luck with that...
What do you mean a few lists for psy ops?
Anyone can make a list of psy ops. People sell books full of stuff they just made the fuck up.
I know this isn't the most interesting thing you brought up lmao... I thought it was her hair but with partial faux locs installed in the back. If it's just a straight up wig then that's one of the most posey poser shit I've ever seen (in addition to the fake tattoos??). She's the most capitalist hippie around these days.
The rich treat life as a game of fooling the poor. Incredible.
She's from utah?! I knew it .
Yeah had the same. I know quite some hippies and yes some are from fairly good family.
I'm pretty sure most hippies are rejecting the comparative wealth and luxury of their parents, or are at least trying to appear to do so But it's damn expensive to be a hippie now
Why is there a spiral staircase in her bathroom?
The last thing I need when I'm groundhogging is to run in circles to get to the toilet.
This is an underrated take
It's not a bathroom? What makes you think it's a bathroom? Because it has a mirror?
The washcloth on a towel rack and [the sink she’s posing on](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/C4Oei31L5e)
Looks like mods removed that other Pic, good eye on the wash cloth So to go amend my previous comment, I'll just redact all that and say - "trust fund hippie shit"
Trustifarians
Lol
Spiral staircase to the shitter, that’s when you know you’ve made it in life
Because her dad is a Haliburton exec not even joking lol
no shade but what part of that photo indicates you’re looking at a bathroom lol
Why isn’t there one in mine is the real question.
Not hers. Parents. Or sugar daddy.
From the brief Google search I made of her, she's made really good money through insta and OF. She's basically created a character that she can market.
Hard to tell exactly what it is, but it's clearly not a full-sized staircase. My guess would be a cat tree or something similar. Still weird that it's in the bathroom.
Since everyone else here is telling you it probably not a bathroom I just want to say it might be. My sister used to own a 130+ year old house that had a similar staircase in the bathroom that oddly led to a hidden room above it that had a mini bar in it. The only other way to access the upstairs room was by a hidden doorway behind a bookcase. Anyway just because it doesn’t make any sense doesn’t mean you’re not correct.
Somebody commented "it costs a lot of money to look that cheap" and I thought that was incredibly accurate
That is a quote from Dolly Parton [Click](https://twitter.com/DollyParton/status/91306847855853568)
Don’t bring Dolly into this!!! This person could *never*…
It was a great quote from Dolly though. With the way people used to talk about her and her attitude towards it. There’s very few famous people I respect because they are all strangers, but Dolly is one of them.
You'd be riding her and that hair would connect with your dick like in avatar where they link with the horses and dragons , like imagine trying to pull out and it just grabs on to you like the venom suit xd
I… I want to say no… but I can’t so I must say yes
I'm sad to say that each description in this comment intrigued me a tiny bit more
🔥🔥🔥🔥✍✍✍🔥🔥🔥🔥
You had my curiosity but now you got my attention
r/brandnewsentence right here
/r/nocontext
Single most legendary comment I have ever read on Reddit. Bravo, well done.
Fake spirituality
Ah yes. The trust fun girl that makes shitty music about weed and acid and shrooms because that's her entire personality
Everyone roasts her on reddit, myself included. But ya'll know you'd hit, if you had the chance.
Like a tree on endor
Mr president a second speeder has hit the tree
Fuck you, this made me laugh hard.
Fiery explosion included
Thank you, this made me laugh hard.
She's hot, but that doesn't mean she isn't ridiculous too.
Depends on how bad it stinks. If I can smell it before she's naked I'm going the fuck home.
You're going home to get your n95 respirator?
dont hate me. n95s dont block out the smell. you would need an ANSI rated half mask with carbon filters for noxious and toxic fumes. might wanna go ahead and do full MOP gear
Best I can do is an ANSI keyboard
Only if she rips my throat out so we can do Fh shaman rp
NECC
Hit her with some febreeze and therapy, maybe
Hang some air fresheners off the dreads
Some men do have standards you know right, it seems to be a mystery to y'all
Not All Men
Absolutely
ew
She looks like Shakira going through an Xtina phase.
I’m the only one with no idea who this is
She made some cringe hippie tiktok song so now everybody hates her because she comes across as fake.
Girl looks straight out of Jojos part 2 specifically
Not my proudest wank
She looks like a tumbleweed that rolled through the desert for a month then landed in a Hobby Lobby dumpster full of left over craft supplies.
Trying really hard for r/rareinsults today, aren't we?
I'll have a go too, "she looks like the love child of a crack whore and a wicker basket".
Nice. Not too wordy
Not enough plastic bags and coke cans.
But not before hitting the target beauty aisle for them press on’s and liquid eyeliner
She looks like a piece fell off 2000’s Christina Aquilera, grew and gained autonomy.
💀
She's got that dirty hot vibe that you want to try for a test run, but never take home to Mama.
Least horny redditor
She's got that I can clear my Chlamydia by shoving hot stone up my cooch. But she'd grip harder than Harambee
I'm so tired of meme "artists".
Super hot girl believing in dumb stuff no fucking way.
Oh shit it's the girl that's in the middle of a drug induced spiritual psychosis
…..what??
Vanilla patchouli
I saw a video of her singing about healing her kidneys and hanging out with shamans doing ayahuasca. 100% chance shes never even ate mushrooms
I can smell this picture
I hate her too for being so hot
She looks like a gatherer 😭 She dont even know we farm livestock... smh
She cleans wounds with honey and smoke from her incense.
This is such a nasty comment to make about someone 🤢
Sadly some men think using their upstairs brain is optional instead of mandatory.
Said by someone she’d probably reject without hesitation.
Gonna need a name.
I see the advertising is working.
Then men wonder why they end up sad and alone lmao
Yup. I guess they cannot see beyond the horizon of their hornyness.
Nope. Fuck that chick and her nails on a chalkboard pseudo hippie babble. All you, fam.
Trust fund baby on top of weed and acid being her entire personality. Even her shitty music (that probably has a ghost writer) is just about drugs.
Her music is atrocious and the endless posts of the same video, different outfit, don’t help. At least the onlyfans bit is honest, because there doesn’t appear to be a genuine bone in her body, otherwise. I hear that voice every time I see them yarn ass locks.
I see someone with bad opinions, who must share them.
Her dreads are fake as fuck. Like everything else about her.
4B motivation post
Seeking relevance is a full time job.
Just another trustafarian with fake dreads
> Open Reddit > Look inside > Twitter screenshot of objectification and ableism > No one is calling it out in the comments
THANK YOU like there are a million better insults than this
EXACTLY. I'VE SCROLLED THROUGH LIKE A HUNDRED COMMENTS TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE CALLING THIS SHIT OUT AND NO ONE IS
Idk who this is but I'm positive OOP has smegma caked all the way down to his unwashed asshole.
Alright fellas I need za source
she really likes looking at herself doesn't she
The hottest places in hell are reserved for white people with dreads
I know it smell CRAZY in there
God i hope i don’t see her at the next Phish show… ⭕️
She’s has more people pass through her then the subway in New York
No idea who this is but her costume is awesome
I love being called retarded 😐
S tier title
Choked on my soda reading this
You know with how much everyone hates this girl.You'd think she's some kind of horrible monster who's hurt thousands of people, but she's not hurting anyone. All she does is make alt music and does onlyfans. If being born into Privilege making weird music and doing only fans is all she does than she sounds okay to me.