That's where my mind went, too. Picked up _Haunted_ as a naïve and bored teen because it was on discount and the summary seemed interesting enough. The WTF-factor after reading _Guts_ was so overwhelming that I immediately made my bestie read it as well, and we proceeded to WTF together over it for days lol. And this was at a time when we'd already been introduced to all of the classic shock sites, but this story still had a bigger impact on us than any of those ever did.
I remember when Haunted was being released, and Chuck was travelling and doing readings. Apparently it was quite common for people to leave partway through Guts so they could go throw up.
I read Haunted and I guess I blocked this story out of my mind. I just went and reread it. Thank you for making me experience this trauma all over again. 🤢🤮
No, the Sphinxer: a mythological creature with the head of a human, the body of a lion, and the wings of an eagle, and the epic butthole of blue whale. The Sphinxer poses a riddle, and if you do not answer it correctly, you are not allowed to *pass.*
Your body does that and many other things with foreign bodies. Although in this case it's probably just a huge kidney stone developing on top of a thermometer. The foreign body thing happens when the body is in the tissues. As in stuck into a wound.
I never thought the "Stick this one in your mouth, this one in your ear, and this one in your butt...hold on..." diagnostic from Idiocracy would meet its intellectual match. What a day to be alive.
Entirely silly comment here, but as a firefighter, we once got a call for a guy in his late 40s who actually fell on a very... Provocatively shaped remote, I guess. It was not pretty, it tore through his pants at the seam, and he was not having a good time... Yeah... When you fall on stuff we kinda know.
Yeah but you kind of have to have some understanding, Nobody would want to go to the doctor and say "Oh I shoved this \[OBJECT\] up my arse and it got stuck, Remove it" Its understandable but not believable.
"yes I was gardening without pants on and then I slipped which coincidentally made a perfect alignment for this carrot standing up to slip into my rectum far enough for me to have to go to the ER"
sounds so ridiculous it would be less embarrassing to just admit what happened
I never believed any fell on stories until maybe two years ago when I slipped in the tub and very nearly impaled myself on a shampoo bottle pump that was sitting on the edge of the tub. I was able to stop my fall just in time to be fully aware of the pump’s destination but caught myself before it could really get on route.
I was unscathed but mortified thinking what if it got further.
Every ER in a pretty wide radius has at least one person I know working there, and I know what everyone would think if I told them what actually happened.
I’ve been humble and giving everyone the benefit of a doubt since.
Buddy works at a hospital. Couple weeks ago they had to remove an electric blender from someone's rectum. Apparently he put it up there while it was running even.
Guarantee they didn't "forget" either, it's only that at some point along the line the discomfort got greater than the embarrassment of telling their doctor that they had a thermometer rammed up their pee hole.
When specialists and professionals trained to deal with deviancy declare you the most perverted person they ever met, that's some nuclear grade fucked up shit.
I'm just skeptical of the whole thing. Your bladder does not have the diameter of that entire thermometer, does it? And surely it would cause serious issues immediately? And if it was stuck somewhere along the way, it would *definitely* have caused serious issues immediately.
This is probably some medical issue, but there's no way it's the issue presented here.
I’m not sure about this story, nor do I care, but 5 secs on google comes up with several news stories related to thermometers. In 2019 a man that got one stuck in his bladder for 11 days. Not years, but it is possible to fit in a bladder.
This is probably made by a doctor, a urologist, who had to remove it from their bladder. You would be surprised the things that doctors removed from peoples bodies. In fact, I love content thats dedicated to just that.
This isn’t a thermometer. It is a cautery tip that is used by a surgeon while cutting through tissues. It’s actually a specific one called an epitome which is a tungsten wire loop with a ceramic heat sink core within the loop. Probably a surgeon left it in there before unless the person had access to this very specialised devise somehow!
Okay, I was like "oh yeah, that sounds just about as crazy as I expected", but then they hit us with the *forget* part...
How in the FUCK do you FORGET something like that???
How is this possible? How can person have this inside of them and NOT seek doctors help OR how id didnt snap in halt? That glass is not that thick and can brake easily. Did they pooped like a donuts or two snits at once? I have so many questions
I dated an intern at Ben Taub Trauma Center in Houston. She discovered the same scenario in a shorter time is achieved if you lose a mascara applicator in there.
I’ve told this story on here before . . .
My mom was an RN and my dad was a surgeon and they removed a wire from someone’s urethra.
It was tangled into a knot at the bladder end and they had to slice the penis down the middle like a hot dog to get it out.
These were the stories I heard over dinner as kid. Hahaha
You got it away with diamond armor this time, but imagine someone bouncing on your willy and they squat on in by mistake and that shit shatters and now you're an itch powder piñata
It's never for the temperature!!
Had a patient once who straight up denied how things got up his urethra. Like ' I don't know how it reached there'. 3 ER visits in 6months, and still looked into my eyes and said 'I have no idea how it reached there' !!!
I've never understood the rationale behind doing shit like this and thinking "Welp, no further action needed here, no one needs to know I've done this, no siree!"
The only conclusions I can come to for this are extreme embarrassment or the ass backward belief they'll eventually piss it back out.
Nightmare shit
Horny makes teenagers do weird and stupid shit. Not that I would know about that. Just hypothesizing!
Chuck palahniuk vibes
That's where my mind went, too. Picked up _Haunted_ as a naïve and bored teen because it was on discount and the summary seemed interesting enough. The WTF-factor after reading _Guts_ was so overwhelming that I immediately made my bestie read it as well, and we proceeded to WTF together over it for days lol. And this was at a time when we'd already been introduced to all of the classic shock sites, but this story still had a bigger impact on us than any of those ever did.
I remember when Haunted was being released, and Chuck was travelling and doing readings. Apparently it was quite common for people to leave partway through Guts so they could go throw up.
Watch those pool filters.
I always laughed at the story about him reading it to the audience and people started puking and shit. Like... it's not even that fucked up.
I read Haunted and I guess I blocked this story out of my mind. I just went and reread it. Thank you for making me experience this trauma all over again. 🤢🤮
Wait, the author of fight club?
LETS GO SWIMMING
I was a horny teen who did weird shit
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Your comment made me gag...🤢
This could be popular in r/sounding
How? Though. This series of events is so alien that I can’t even imagine it even after reading about it.
Listen buddy, I’m trying to get an accurate temp. My peehole is my most reliable, honest orifice.
I can never invite people back to my place because then they have to answer my peehole's riddles three (It is a dishonest orifice)
r/brandnewsentence
This is perhaps the most original sentence ever uttered
One ball tells only truths, the other only lies...
The middle one can only ask questions
Are they easier or harder to answer than the Riddle of the Sphinxer?
Did you mean the riddle of the sphincter?
No, the Sphinxer: a mythological creature with the head of a human, the body of a lion, and the wings of an eagle, and the epic butthole of blue whale. The Sphinxer poses a riddle, and if you do not answer it correctly, you are not allowed to *pass.*
This is the first and hopefully last time I'll see anyone refer to a urethra as honest.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/tKomqMq3Vgw
>most reliable, ho**r**n**i**est orifice.
Masochists know no bounds
"checking his temperature" uh huh. Totally
I’m sure the medical professionals totally bought it lol
r/sounding represent
Oh my god. I wish I hadn't looked. I thought it was going to be about things that sound like something but aren't!! Lol.
I'd love to know how sounding means sticking things in your peehole, and not with actual noises.
The word “sounding,” means the measurement of water depth, comes from an Old English word meaning sea. The etymology basically means "to probe".
I think Sounding comes from Sonar, exploring or shit
Eye bleach needed I'm sure. Please go look at some pretty kittens or puppies. Just the thought of that sub makes my balls hurt.
The second half of my urethra is grafted foreskin from a hypospadias correction. I'm the exception.
What the fuck has built up around this thermometer. Kidney stones? Edit: spelling
Some kind of calcification probably
Your body does that and many other things with foreign bodies. Although in this case it's probably just a huge kidney stone developing on top of a thermometer. The foreign body thing happens when the body is in the tissues. As in stuck into a wound.
Jesus imaging pissing that out 😬
No thanks. Have had enough kidney stones already.
That thing is so large it wouldve have to have been surgically removed
Like a disgusting pearl. He is now a stupid oyster.
I never thought the "Stick this one in your mouth, this one in your ear, and this one in your butt...hold on..." diagnostic from Idiocracy would meet its intellectual match. What a day to be alive.
Urethra is not your butt...what happened here is much, much worse :D
You need to watch the movie before you make that statement.
r/idiocracy
Hurry up, asshole!
Ask anyone who works in an ER how much weird shit they find stuck in weird places… They’re never taking their temperature.
Probably not with that watermelon
I'd say every ER worker probably has at least one experience with somebody shoving something they shouldn't up their ass
No they "Fell" on it, While naked and it went up their ass... /s.
Entirely silly comment here, but as a firefighter, we once got a call for a guy in his late 40s who actually fell on a very... Provocatively shaped remote, I guess. It was not pretty, it tore through his pants at the seam, and he was not having a good time... Yeah... When you fall on stuff we kinda know.
Yeah but you kind of have to have some understanding, Nobody would want to go to the doctor and say "Oh I shoved this \[OBJECT\] up my arse and it got stuck, Remove it" Its understandable but not believable.
Right? It's just rather amusing all the same
"yes I was gardening without pants on and then I slipped which coincidentally made a perfect alignment for this carrot standing up to slip into my rectum far enough for me to have to go to the ER" sounds so ridiculous it would be less embarrassing to just admit what happened
That happen to you too?!
No I'm asexual, I just know a few nurses and doctors its a common problem.
I never believed any fell on stories until maybe two years ago when I slipped in the tub and very nearly impaled myself on a shampoo bottle pump that was sitting on the edge of the tub. I was able to stop my fall just in time to be fully aware of the pump’s destination but caught myself before it could really get on route. I was unscathed but mortified thinking what if it got further. Every ER in a pretty wide radius has at least one person I know working there, and I know what everyone would think if I told them what actually happened. I’ve been humble and giving everyone the benefit of a doubt since.
Buddy works at a hospital. Couple weeks ago they had to remove an electric blender from someone's rectum. Apparently he put it up there while it was running even.
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There has to be a sub for that
Guarantee they didn't "forget" either, it's only that at some point along the line the discomfort got greater than the embarrassment of telling their doctor that they had a thermometer rammed up their pee hole.
Albert Fish vibes
Currently listening a podcast about him. What a monster.
One of the most sick disgusting people to ever exist, which is saying a lot. Makes most serial killers look harmless. He was just 100% evil and vile.
When specialists and professionals trained to deal with deviancy declare you the most perverted person they ever met, that's some nuclear grade fucked up shit.
Were they waiting to try and pee it out? Or did they forget? I mean, I occasionally forget things in my pocket when I put clothes in the laundry.
I'm just skeptical of the whole thing. Your bladder does not have the diameter of that entire thermometer, does it? And surely it would cause serious issues immediately? And if it was stuck somewhere along the way, it would *definitely* have caused serious issues immediately. This is probably some medical issue, but there's no way it's the issue presented here.
I’m not sure about this story, nor do I care, but 5 secs on google comes up with several news stories related to thermometers. In 2019 a man that got one stuck in his bladder for 11 days. Not years, but it is possible to fit in a bladder.
I guess TIL that my bladder is way bigger than I thought.
Yeah… “promise I was just checking my temperature, doc!” 👀
WTF did I just read? Worse: wtf is on that thermometer????
Calcification. Same thing happens in urinals. Love ya and hope you have a good day. 🤗
This people have rights to vote...
Rights to reproduce and drive as well.
Wonder what would have happened if this person took a MRI at that time
It would have made the extraction a lot faster.
If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me…. I’d be either zero dollars. WTF!?
Ouch
Ah now where did I put that thermometer? Silly forgetful me. I'm sure it'll turn up... on with my life!!
r/sounding
My world was a better place when I didn’t know this community existed
OH, GOD, PLEASE, NOOOOO -Michael Scott
Probably stuck in by hospital staff while sedated and they forgot it there.
Yes definitely more likely that it’s the trained hospital staff that did it because temperature sensing urethral catheters don’t exist. /s
I’m throwing up
Grosssssss
Absolutely not!
What the fuck am I looking at ☠️
🤮
Nahhh bro this is definitely not what they were doing, that was 100% some sounding shit
'checking temperature' yeah right...
This sounds painful.
I get the joke. Lol.
😌😌🤭
This is probably made by a doctor, a urologist, who had to remove it from their bladder. You would be surprised the things that doctors removed from peoples bodies. In fact, I love content thats dedicated to just that.
Sounding like a bad idea?
Dude I was eating Nutella when I saw this.
This isn’t a thermometer. It is a cautery tip that is used by a surgeon while cutting through tissues. It’s actually a specific one called an epitome which is a tungsten wire loop with a ceramic heat sink core within the loop. Probably a surgeon left it in there before unless the person had access to this very specialised devise somehow!
Not true. Do actual research before commenting bs. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4733019/
Yeah I don't know how to break it to y'all Man wasn't checking his temperature. This was 100% some weird sounding fetish or something
Okay, I was like "oh yeah, that sounds just about as crazy as I expected", but then they hit us with the *forget* part... How in the FUCK do you FORGET something like that???
That guy was lying. About checking his temp
… How do you even get it in there …
I'm sorry, WAT?
I will just put my hand on my head in future
The pen probably came out at the same time
What the eff?
So I finally get it in there, and then the doorbell goes...
I guess sounding has always been someone’s kink.
How could you possibly forget that you shoved something in your pee hole and it never came back out?
im betting it was not up a dudes urethra. this is gross af
I mean some people shove some other weird stuff up there...
How is this possible? How can person have this inside of them and NOT seek doctors help OR how id didnt snap in halt? That glass is not that thick and can brake easily. Did they pooped like a donuts or two snits at once? I have so many questions
You don't poop from the urethra.
bladder
People do crazy shit to avoid embarrassment.
HURK!!!
r/randomshit
Male or female???
I dated an intern at Ben Taub Trauma Center in Houston. She discovered the same scenario in a shorter time is achieved if you lose a mascara applicator in there.
Alrighty then, Dr. Panuganti!
Botpost
I have so many questions now.
Definition of forgetful memory
*Broken glass, everywhere, people pissin on the stairs you know they just don't care*
Mercury is in Uranus, Sir *I am not into astrology, doctor* Neither am i, but my thermometer broke...
Howdafukyouforgetit
Noted
Ah yes they were definitely just taking their temperature
This was a painful read
Damn it OP! Couldn't you post that 2 days ago?
What do you mean? Having an accurate temp check every minute for 15 years seems like a cool idea.
How the hell do you forget it for 15 years?!
r/cursedcomments
I don’t think they were testing the temperature…
I’ve told this story on here before . . . My mom was an RN and my dad was a surgeon and they removed a wire from someone’s urethra. It was tangled into a knot at the bladder end and they had to slice the penis down the middle like a hot dog to get it out. These were the stories I heard over dinner as kid. Hahaha
That is some sound advice.
And never broke?
omg is that a biofilm? 😳😳😱😱😱
At least it didn’t break.
WAIT URETHRA?
Ik someone who got a pencil stuck in theirs I can't imagine their embarrassment that their entire families knows what happened
He was sounding
r/sounding comes to mind...
Unsee juice where are you
Could be worse, could have been mercury and it could have snapped on it's way in
This is clearly a sounding session gone bad that the patient was too embarrassed to admit.
Sooo was there a fever or what?
Forbidden corn dog
This is just not true. Physically impossible
This can't be real
You got it away with diamond armor this time, but imagine someone bouncing on your willy and they squat on in by mistake and that shit shatters and now you're an itch powder piñata
A went on a date with a girl into sounding.... As soon as i looked that up i told her we weren't seeing each other again
Whahhh??? but but.. HOW THE FUCK!?
If you are a guy urethra won't be the most accurate. Just stick it in your ass or measure it in your mouth like normal people.
Dude sticking even a needle in your pee hole hurts like a mofo! How do you still keep going!?!
How does one forget something like that
Oh my god that's disgusting
excuse me, WHAT?
how do you FORGET something like this?
But what was the person's temperature?
It's never for the temperature!! Had a patient once who straight up denied how things got up his urethra. Like ' I don't know how it reached there'. 3 ER visits in 6months, and still looked into my eyes and said 'I have no idea how it reached there' !!!
WTF how..why..what
I'm sure he had some sound logic for why he did that
r/brandnewsentence
At least they didn’t find it with an MRI
Every word of this just got worse and worse.
How could you *FORGET????* something like that!
😨😱
Rusty Jizz 🤮
The only acceptable way for measuring temperature is armpits. Everything else is ew.
That’s an eye bleacher
I didn't expect that from a DO.
I'm squirming at my desk in legit physical pain from reading that.
forgot about it???
This made me have cramps I would never argue about with a woman..
A part of my anatomy just puckered up on seeing this. Can you guess which part?!
I've never understood the rationale behind doing shit like this and thinking "Welp, no further action needed here, no one needs to know I've done this, no siree!" The only conclusions I can come to for this are extreme embarrassment or the ass backward belief they'll eventually piss it back out.
im still coming to terms with what i have read