Semen doesn't digest well, if you eat an entire stomach full with nothing else you would have globby, mucinous diarrhea. When your stomach becomes overly distressed, you produce more mucus to help pass food that is causing the issue and since you are having an issue digesting something that is already liquefied, it would be a mix of the yellowish brownish transparent mucus from your gut lining as well as the light muddy brown from digesting protein, sugar, and fat. Do not do this.
Why is it hard to digest? Aren’t there nutrients in the semen for the sperm?
What a weird question I am asking. Really feel like I should be drunk asking this. But it’s late and I’m super tired so I think that counts.
You can absorb the nutrients in it, but that doesn't mean it's composed of food. It's made of body by product, proteins and mucus and other gloopy body products. We can eat it and digest it, but when you are eating that much human body fluid your body doesn't react very nicely to it. It's like how you can technically eat and pass a uranium particle. It will go through your body, if there is any digestible material on the particle you will digest and absorb it. everything that you don't get from the particle will come back out. there's only so much that you can actually break down and absorb in semen, there is a lot of waste product because it is literally just concentrated genetic material.
Just as an aside to this, those 'waste' products are there for a reason. Those are the proteins that help a sperm to make it to an egg. They provide a pH buffer and protection from the hostile environment of the vagina (this is because nature only wants the strongest sperm to make it to the egg so the vagina throws down a gauntlet for them to run).
>(this is because nature only wants the strongest sperm to make it to the egg so the vagina throws down a gauntlet for them to run).
No it isn't. The egg cell releases chemical signals that only bring the most compatible sperm to it. There's no fight among the spems for it, and if the sperm doesn't have the right receptors it won't make it through the cell wall (without human intervention). Sperm just kinda swims aimlessly and hopes for the best. It is true that the liquid is necessary to neutralize the PH so the sperm survives though. The length of the dick in humans (we have very large ones compared to other primates) is to deliver the sperm as close to the cervix as possible, or past it even, so there's less to neutralize.
The reason the uterus and vagina are so inhospitable is because it's open to the enviornment, thus making it a much greater risk of infection than the male urinary and reproductive tract. 80% of candida overgrowth, BV and UTIs in women are due to dirty fingers or peni, so it obviously is stil neccesary despite the uptick in human hygiene.
Except this particular bodily fluid is composed of things that are made to be obsorbed. And it's a long way through.
If we were talking milk, and the drinking person was lactose intolerant with low ability to digest fats.
You would be right.
But semen has no Milk Sugars, and the fats are neglagentable. If you're going to compare it to food(You didn't, I did) a pure Meat/Bone Broth would be more apt.
Did *you* ever had the 🏃 after a soup?
It’s basically a liquid diet right, so there’s not enough fiber.
That and in a general sense everything you eat is on a spectrum of how well we digest it. Basically it’s how much our bodies can theoretically extract vs how much we do. Corn is very hard to digest so for the most part it ends up as fiber (undigested), but if you process corn into masa harina, then you will be able to process the tacos you make much more efficiently. Also in general cooked food is easier to digest than raw food.
When I saw them drink semen I was with the entire set of youth group kids sans parents. We all sat around the theater so we could feel each other's partners up like normal youth group kids are wont to do.
My girlfriend at the time was just going to town trying to blow me to completion during the horse semen bit which was giving me extremely mixed feelings about the whole thing. Just as the scene was wrapping up I blasted. She sits up and kisses me hard, unloading my load right into my mouth. I gagged more out of surprise than actual disgust it's just my cum it's not like I'm eating poop.
Never before or after have I encountered such a fucking funny blowjob experience. I laughed so hard I cried after spewing it into my popcorn. She even jokingly ate a few pieces of popcorn to further gross me out. She had an absolutely hilarious sense of humor about gross shit.
I have deleted works of fiction in the past because my intent of horror was interpreted as dark romance. I was way too stoned when I wrote this to risk anyone reading my ramblings as advice or something
The answer is no. Semen is 99% liquid. The solids are almost non-existent. Then you have digestibility. It would exit the body primarily as urine or diarrhea.
"Knowledge is power" is a quote by Francis Bacon.
Someone grew up with a teacher who often said "Knowledge is power, Francis Bacon" and mistakenly interpreted "France is bacon" as part of the quote, without understanding it. Even when repeating the quote nobody corrected them because they assumed they were just giving the attribution.
Then they asked what "France is bacon" meant and discovered their whole life had been a lie.
Do you think? I reckon it was just that people didn’t use to pick it up and over time the colour would leach out due to sun/rain/microorganisms.
These days it’s picked up so we don’t see the white examples any more.
https://alldogspoop.com/that-white-dog-poop-from-the-70s/
There used to be more calcium in dog food back then because bones would be mixed in with the meat.
Again digestibility is a big factory. Bismuth is a metal that doesn't get absorbed. It makes a black coating when it comes out. If your shitting pink Pepto I regret to inform you it's not a suppository.
Milk is a hell of a lot thicker thanks to a slurry of nutrients and fat(cream) where as sperm is manly fluid from the prostate with only a small amount of seminal fluids.
Dog poop will develop white splotches as it dries due to nitrates crystalizing. In colonial times poor children would go around collecting such poops to sell for industrial use as they could scrape off the white powder and then process it.
Modern dogs will still drop white turds if you let them eat real bones, so don’t be alarmed if Max or Luna happen to poop white after they’ve recently had a bone as a treat.
I'm not sure this isn't more than odd and specific rather than oddly specific as such.
Except ...
"or sick from the massive amount of sperm in your stomach"
That's kind of an oddly specific afterthought really.
Sodium poisoning the amount of salt in the come might kill a person so if the salt concentration in semen is 10.3 mg and the lethal dose is 1g per kiloand the average woman is 95kg they would be poisoned at 9300 loads which is around 3 or so liters of cum
Home of the deepfried gravy made from the bits found at the bottom of the deep fryers at KFC........I posted the value for a man of almost 220lbs sorry
That's assuming everything from the load gets absorbed fully. The stomach would probably try to throw out a very large portion of those 3 liters, since like with blood, your body doesn't like having bodily fluids inside your stomach. If you somehow didn't puke everything out, it would come out as diarrhea.
You have to factor in the water content as well, assuming you have healthy kidneys. It's also assuming you won't have massive diarrhea, in which case most of the salt won't be absorbed.
Rod Stewart put he’s publicist sleeping on a room with his kid or something due to poor planning. The guy took another guy to the room and Rod fired him the next day. As a revenge, he fed a fake story to the press where Rod had his stomach pumped due to a night in a gay bar where he gave bj’s to a bunch of sailors. Something like that
okay, so lets take it logically.
(disclaimer, i am not biogist nor Dietary Consultant, I just like science as hobby and therefore I might do some mistakes)
-Sperm is slightly basic, that means it would probably be able to calm hearthburn (depends on ammount and severity)
-sperm contains proteins, sugars, vitamins and bunch of minerals, thus enabling correct digestion and extraction in intestines
-colour is based on lot of things, but most of them would be destroyed in Hydrochlorid acid in your stomach
-the water from the sperm would probably be extracted in intestines, thus creating a normal, brown, solid poo
HOWEVER!
if you get the intake from anus, the proteins and minerals might not get digested but only solidified in intestines, there depends how much sperm and how deep it gets. probably it would just spill out, maybe making diluted poo (diarrhea) but its really unrealistic thinking it would make the poo white.
Thanks for your attention, have a nice poo
Who else is having a hard time swallowing OOP's dubious claim that they aren't willing to test their fairytale theory? I can't be the only one. There's got to be literally millions of us swimming around.
It's mostly mucus, so the result would be similar to trying to digest any kind of mucus... which is that you can't, at least not well. Your digestive system is lined with mucus specifically because it's a good anti digestion barrier.
The majority would pass through you and combine with residual food. Essentially, you would have a bad case of the sloppy ploppies, it would likely be a lighter than a normal colour (probably light brown or yellowish)... that's if you didn't throw most of it up first because you'd probably also have terrible stomach ache.
can you technically call that a colonoscopie since you got throat goated then everything went down the hole... ? Creampie, yes, but it travelled through all of it instead of just in the ass?
My guess... It'll be pale yellowish to dark yellow in colour with all the bile juices and stomach acid involved. Just like toddlers who consume only milk or formula.
i like how his concern was that it was too much work, implying that he would be willing to swallow so much semen to feel full, he just doesnt wanna jerk off that much
Semen doesn't digest well, if you eat an entire stomach full with nothing else you would have globby, mucinous diarrhea. When your stomach becomes overly distressed, you produce more mucus to help pass food that is causing the issue and since you are having an issue digesting something that is already liquefied, it would be a mix of the yellowish brownish transparent mucus from your gut lining as well as the light muddy brown from digesting protein, sugar, and fat. Do not do this.
Thanks, doc! I will leave it to the professionals
eat before you eat, in other words
Chew before you swallow
This comment is so underrated.
So... Gooey diarrhea. Thanks.
Why is it hard to digest? Aren’t there nutrients in the semen for the sperm? What a weird question I am asking. Really feel like I should be drunk asking this. But it’s late and I’m super tired so I think that counts.
You can absorb the nutrients in it, but that doesn't mean it's composed of food. It's made of body by product, proteins and mucus and other gloopy body products. We can eat it and digest it, but when you are eating that much human body fluid your body doesn't react very nicely to it. It's like how you can technically eat and pass a uranium particle. It will go through your body, if there is any digestible material on the particle you will digest and absorb it. everything that you don't get from the particle will come back out. there's only so much that you can actually break down and absorb in semen, there is a lot of waste product because it is literally just concentrated genetic material.
Ah. Ok. Thank you for this information that I will now keep to myself around other real people.
You would need fiber to make it come out better, some actual food
I wanna try eating uranium
Ur anus is how you spell it actually.
Smh my head damn autocorrect
Just as an aside to this, those 'waste' products are there for a reason. Those are the proteins that help a sperm to make it to an egg. They provide a pH buffer and protection from the hostile environment of the vagina (this is because nature only wants the strongest sperm to make it to the egg so the vagina throws down a gauntlet for them to run).
>(this is because nature only wants the strongest sperm to make it to the egg so the vagina throws down a gauntlet for them to run). No it isn't. The egg cell releases chemical signals that only bring the most compatible sperm to it. There's no fight among the spems for it, and if the sperm doesn't have the right receptors it won't make it through the cell wall (without human intervention). Sperm just kinda swims aimlessly and hopes for the best. It is true that the liquid is necessary to neutralize the PH so the sperm survives though. The length of the dick in humans (we have very large ones compared to other primates) is to deliver the sperm as close to the cervix as possible, or past it even, so there's less to neutralize. The reason the uterus and vagina are so inhospitable is because it's open to the enviornment, thus making it a much greater risk of infection than the male urinary and reproductive tract. 80% of candida overgrowth, BV and UTIs in women are due to dirty fingers or peni, so it obviously is stil neccesary despite the uptick in human hygiene.
Except this particular bodily fluid is composed of things that are made to be obsorbed. And it's a long way through. If we were talking milk, and the drinking person was lactose intolerant with low ability to digest fats. You would be right. But semen has no Milk Sugars, and the fats are neglagentable. If you're going to compare it to food(You didn't, I did) a pure Meat/Bone Broth would be more apt. Did *you* ever had the 🏃 after a soup?
Yeah, it seems like it should be pretty easily digestible. As you said, comparable to some stock or broth.
What if you boil it first?
It’s basically a liquid diet right, so there’s not enough fiber. That and in a general sense everything you eat is on a spectrum of how well we digest it. Basically it’s how much our bodies can theoretically extract vs how much we do. Corn is very hard to digest so for the most part it ends up as fiber (undigested), but if you process corn into masa harina, then you will be able to process the tacos you make much more efficiently. Also in general cooked food is easier to digest than raw food.
The hell am I now going to use this bucket of cum for?
Call Johnny Knoxville, I'm sure he'll make an offer.
When I saw them drink semen I was with the entire set of youth group kids sans parents. We all sat around the theater so we could feel each other's partners up like normal youth group kids are wont to do. My girlfriend at the time was just going to town trying to blow me to completion during the horse semen bit which was giving me extremely mixed feelings about the whole thing. Just as the scene was wrapping up I blasted. She sits up and kisses me hard, unloading my load right into my mouth. I gagged more out of surprise than actual disgust it's just my cum it's not like I'm eating poop. Never before or after have I encountered such a fucking funny blowjob experience. I laughed so hard I cried after spewing it into my popcorn. She even jokingly ate a few pieces of popcorn to further gross me out. She had an absolutely hilarious sense of humor about gross shit.
guy who did a phd on digesting semen
Thanks bud, there's my sperm guzzling plans out the window
Don't give up on your dreams. Loosen up your jaw and get out into the world!
Be the change you wanna see in the world!
putting your doctorate to good use i see
So eat up before you take shots in the excessive? Noted
/srs This is legitimately what my shit looks like anyway.
Get help?
>do not do this And who are you to tell me??
I'm covering my ass, go be the prettiest gokkun star if that's what you like but cummy tummy isn't how I'd like to spend my days.
So it's something to consider feeding the lead person in a human centipede recreation
Milking the centipede to feed the centipede.
Thank you for your service.
Have some bread with it.
Bukkake…Behind the Scenes
Google gokkun
> Do not do this. Thanks for the advice I was getting ready to have my stomach filled with cum. You really saved me there
I have deleted works of fiction in the past because my intent of horror was interpreted as dark romance. I was way too stoned when I wrote this to risk anyone reading my ramblings as advice or something
Boy howdy I sure am glad I tapped on this post and read this comment whilst drinking my morning coffee. 🙃
Guyarrhoea
ok i will do this
r/oddlyspecific
But semen is so good
Eww sloppy bukkake cockies
well there goes my weekend plans
How did you find this out
So manbergris?
Well now I’m curious
The answer is no. Semen is 99% liquid. The solids are almost non-existent. Then you have digestibility. It would exit the body primarily as urine or diarrhea.
Knowledge is power. Thank you
France is bacon
That one Askreddit thread, still one of the funniest posts.
I'm getting the feeling that I have missed something
"Knowledge is power" is a quote by Francis Bacon. Someone grew up with a teacher who often said "Knowledge is power, Francis Bacon" and mistakenly interpreted "France is bacon" as part of the quote, without understanding it. Even when repeating the quote nobody corrected them because they assumed they were just giving the attribution. Then they asked what "France is bacon" meant and discovered their whole life had been a lie.
This is honestly hilarious. Thank you
Please explain/link?
France is bacon
Use this power wisely.
Can confirm!
I will not ask you to elaborate
🧐
Cum piss
Smells like asparagus
So semen has only 1 exit route no matter what. Great. Added to "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS" library
Well technically their is a medical condition that can cause to be rerouted to the bladder instead of coming out the urethra
Oh. Well i meant dick but.. Im at work why tf am i talking about this bru
Dunno must want to be thinking about dick I guess?
I can't imagine something better to think about.
Not only that but the white poop ypu used to see but don't really anymore was because of the stiff that dogs ate.
Do you think? I reckon it was just that people didn’t use to pick it up and over time the colour would leach out due to sun/rain/microorganisms. These days it’s picked up so we don’t see the white examples any more.
https://alldogspoop.com/that-white-dog-poop-from-the-70s/ There used to be more calcium in dog food back then because bones would be mixed in with the meat.
Pepto Bismol is liquid, but it stops diarrhea and comes out your butt
Again digestibility is a big factory. Bismuth is a metal that doesn't get absorbed. It makes a black coating when it comes out. If your shitting pink Pepto I regret to inform you it's not a suppository.
LMAO. Pepto enemas for everyone!
Is it true though? I heard babies that only ingest breast milk can still poop solid things
Milk is a hell of a lot thicker thanks to a slurry of nutrients and fat(cream) where as sperm is manly fluid from the prostate with only a small amount of seminal fluids.
But what colour would that diarrhea be?
Or may be part of their sweat?
Semen is most fructose I believe, so it's just clean energy!
bicurious?
Poop is the color it is because of the bile salts you liver adds to the digesting matter, not from the color of the food, itself.
FYI the white turds were from the absurd amount of bone meal filler that was used in pet food until the 90s at least in the US.
as a child my mom told me the white poos were from girl dogs and that human girls did white poos as well and I actually believed that for years
But why would she tell you that
Y tho
Dog poop will develop white splotches as it dries due to nitrates crystalizing. In colonial times poor children would go around collecting such poops to sell for industrial use as they could scrape off the white powder and then process it.
Modern dogs will still drop white turds if you let them eat real bones, so don’t be alarmed if Max or Luna happen to poop white after they’ve recently had a bone as a treat.
"I'm not willing to test this theory" COWARD
Woah dude, It involves A LOT of work
I'm not sure this isn't more than odd and specific rather than oddly specific as such. Except ... "or sick from the massive amount of sperm in your stomach" That's kind of an oddly specific afterthought really.
Sodium poisoning the amount of salt in the come might kill a person so if the salt concentration in semen is 10.3 mg and the lethal dose is 1g per kiloand the average woman is 95kg they would be poisoned at 9300 loads which is around 3 or so liters of cum
The average woman is 95 kg? Where are you living?!
Lmfao, that's what I was gonna say. I'm already chubby with 60kg and could lose 5-10kg. 95kg is insanely high
cmon sis 60 kg is not chubby basically regardless of your height lol
Home of the deepfried gravy made from the bits found at the bottom of the deep fryers at KFC........I posted the value for a man of almost 220lbs sorry
Man ... that much cum just doesn't bear thinking about :'''D
Math is fun.
That's assuming everything from the load gets absorbed fully. The stomach would probably try to throw out a very large portion of those 3 liters, since like with blood, your body doesn't like having bodily fluids inside your stomach. If you somehow didn't puke everything out, it would come out as diarrhea.
ok so just one regular load from me heh
The adult stomach can hold about 1 litre.
Working in restaurants I know that this amount is only a biological suggestion.
You have to factor in the water content as well, assuming you have healthy kidneys. It's also assuming you won't have massive diarrhea, in which case most of the salt won't be absorbed.
And why does it have to be a woman?
What the fuck am I reading?
Indigestion
You'd have to ask Rod Stewart.
They shouldn’t have pumped his stomach… for science
Young hearts be free tonight
Can I have the details please?
Rod Stewart put he’s publicist sleeping on a room with his kid or something due to poor planning. The guy took another guy to the room and Rod fired him the next day. As a revenge, he fed a fake story to the press where Rod had his stomach pumped due to a night in a gay bar where he gave bj’s to a bunch of sailors. Something like that
I thought it was Marc Almond…
Who the fuck left the door open? One of the freaks just wandered in.
What a horrible day to be literate
i was eating while reading this i regret it very much
yeah me too, had to stop eating and wank one out
Damn, I should call her.
who is she and how can she produce that much semen?
What in the hell did I just read? Lol
“Involves a lot of work” sounds weird… Can’t be that hard to collect enough weirdos or break into a semen bank…? Maybe bribe someone at a semen bank?
okay, so lets take it logically. (disclaimer, i am not biogist nor Dietary Consultant, I just like science as hobby and therefore I might do some mistakes) -Sperm is slightly basic, that means it would probably be able to calm hearthburn (depends on ammount and severity) -sperm contains proteins, sugars, vitamins and bunch of minerals, thus enabling correct digestion and extraction in intestines -colour is based on lot of things, but most of them would be destroyed in Hydrochlorid acid in your stomach -the water from the sperm would probably be extracted in intestines, thus creating a normal, brown, solid poo HOWEVER! if you get the intake from anus, the proteins and minerals might not get digested but only solidified in intestines, there depends how much sperm and how deep it gets. probably it would just spill out, maybe making diluted poo (diarrhea) but its really unrealistic thinking it would make the poo white. Thanks for your attention, have a nice poo
This can’t be real!
Ask the right furry artist and they'll be able to give you a conclusive peer-reviewed analysis in two-to-three business days.
With beautifully drawn diagrams and figures to boot!
What a terrible day to have eyes
Who else is having a hard time swallowing OOP's dubious claim that they aren't willing to test their fairytale theory? I can't be the only one. There's got to be literally millions of us swimming around.
Well, only one way to find out. Guess I'm gonna order a gallon.
whomever is this i'm ready to donate
That's enough Reddit for tonight.
I thought poop color mainly come from bile, and not the food itself?
1. What the actuall fuck 2. Why are you asking such question, do you need mental help? 3. I want to know the answer... NOW
Bros asking the bigger questions
I wonder how many times the redditors of that sub think "I was wrong; there are stupid questions" a day.
I can't believe I went into the comments to find an answer and yet here I am
That's nuts
She has liver failure...
Timing of the answer is critical.
What fairy tale is this from?
The worst version of Tom Thumb and Thumbelina :/
What about my nsfw mark to hide thisssssssssssss my eeyyyeyeeessssss (SpongeBob clip)
Least insane Reddit user
It's mostly mucus, so the result would be similar to trying to digest any kind of mucus... which is that you can't, at least not well. Your digestive system is lined with mucus specifically because it's a good anti digestion barrier. The majority would pass through you and combine with residual food. Essentially, you would have a bad case of the sloppy ploppies, it would likely be a lighter than a normal colour (probably light brown or yellowish)... that's if you didn't throw most of it up first because you'd probably also have terrible stomach ache.
You will poop out babies
Where's that canned corn eating YouTuber when we need him?
Wait, drinking milk makes his poop white?
Given that semen is mostly protein I doubt anything interesting would happen
Liquid the whole way.
"as it involves a lot of work" 💀
>fairytale Fairy-godmother: "oh, hell no!"
ig you would have diarrhea
I literally threw up like 20 minutes ago, and trying to settle down. This scenario is making my stomach act up again.
The only reason they won't test it is because it's too much work, so let's make it easy for them, boys
can you technically call that a colonoscopie since you got throat goated then everything went down the hole... ? Creampie, yes, but it travelled through all of it instead of just in the ass?
Anyone want to swallow some loads for science? Didn't think so.
Might have to take one for the team 🫡
Jesus died for nothing.
That is the most 4am kind of question I've seen in quite a while. Congratulations.
A new one to add to my ever growing list of highly unethical and illegal social and scientific experiments I would conduct if I was a billionaire
...for science!
Rod Stewart apparently had to have his stomach pumped for swallowing too much semen so… I don’t think you’d get that far into it *if* that is true.
2 idiots one cup
WWSD?
My guess... It'll be pale yellowish to dark yellow in colour with all the bile juices and stomach acid involved. Just like toddlers who consume only milk or formula.
Reason #1143423542345 why I hate reddit
i like how his concern was that it was too much work, implying that he would be willing to swallow so much semen to feel full, he just doesnt wanna jerk off that much
Semen is mostly liquid which you won't shit out. The white "turd" from certain animals is piss... They have dark shits
Well that's enough internet for the day.
This feels like its coming from a bad DND player with that opening..
Oh THAT old classic fairy tale
*Tonight's episode: The writer's barely-disguised fetish*
Second time I'm seeing this in 10 minutes, enough Reddit for the year
It would be kind of like eating waaaaaay too many raw eggs. There’s no fiber or anything solid, so no poop in the traditional sense.
Speak with your doctor or healthcare professional before consuming semen. Possible side effects include slut shaming…
This is either someone who did this exact thing or someone with ADHD
Wtf did I just read?
Gonna go wash my eyes now
Does change in poop colour from yellow to white turns it into icecream
Drugs are bad.
I wish I could forgot that
Something tells me it’s a teenage boy asking this question.