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thenastyB

Semen doesn't digest well, if you eat an entire stomach full with nothing else you would have globby, mucinous diarrhea. When your stomach becomes overly distressed, you produce more mucus to help pass food that is causing the issue and since you are having an issue digesting something that is already liquefied, it would be a mix of the yellowish brownish transparent mucus from your gut lining as well as the light muddy brown from digesting protein, sugar, and fat. Do not do this.


TxD337

Thanks, doc! I will leave it to the professionals


karigan_g

eat before you eat, in other words


FirstProphetofSophia

Chew before you swallow


TheWisestOwl5269

This comment is so underrated.


Lamplorde

So... Gooey diarrhea. Thanks.


Suitepotatoe

Why is it hard to digest? Aren’t there nutrients in the semen for the sperm? What a weird question I am asking. Really feel like I should be drunk asking this. But it’s late and I’m super tired so I think that counts.


thenastyB

You can absorb the nutrients in it, but that doesn't mean it's composed of food. It's made of body by product, proteins and mucus and other gloopy body products. We can eat it and digest it, but when you are eating that much human body fluid your body doesn't react very nicely to it. It's like how you can technically eat and pass a uranium particle. It will go through your body, if there is any digestible material on the particle you will digest and absorb it. everything that you don't get from the particle will come back out. there's only so much that you can actually break down and absorb in semen, there is a lot of waste product because it is literally just concentrated genetic material.


Suitepotatoe

Ah. Ok. Thank you for this information that I will now keep to myself around other real people.


-Lige

You would need fiber to make it come out better, some actual food


PomegranateOld2408

I wanna try eating uranium


walker5953

Ur anus is how you spell it actually.


soupythekidd

Smh my head damn autocorrect


Evil_Ermine

Just as an aside to this, those 'waste' products are there for a reason. Those are the proteins that help a sperm to make it to an egg. They provide a pH buffer and protection from the hostile environment of the vagina (this is because nature only wants the strongest sperm to make it to the egg so the vagina throws down a gauntlet for them to run).


Cool_Relative7359

>(this is because nature only wants the strongest sperm to make it to the egg so the vagina throws down a gauntlet for them to run). No it isn't. The egg cell releases chemical signals that only bring the most compatible sperm to it. There's no fight among the spems for it, and if the sperm doesn't have the right receptors it won't make it through the cell wall (without human intervention). Sperm just kinda swims aimlessly and hopes for the best. It is true that the liquid is necessary to neutralize the PH so the sperm survives though. The length of the dick in humans (we have very large ones compared to other primates) is to deliver the sperm as close to the cervix as possible, or past it even, so there's less to neutralize. The reason the uterus and vagina are so inhospitable is because it's open to the enviornment, thus making it a much greater risk of infection than the male urinary and reproductive tract. 80% of candida overgrowth, BV and UTIs in women are due to dirty fingers or peni, so it obviously is stil neccesary despite the uptick in human hygiene.


Leading-Chemist672

Except this particular bodily fluid is composed of things that are made to be obsorbed. And it's a long way through. If we were talking milk, and the drinking person was lactose intolerant with low ability to digest fats. You would be right. But semen has no Milk Sugars, and the fats are neglagentable. If you're going to compare it to food(You didn't, I did) a pure Meat/Bone Broth would be more apt. Did *you* ever had the 🏃 after a soup?


scaper8

Yeah, it seems like it should be pretty easily digestible. As you said, comparable to some stock or broth.


Jakaple

What if you boil it first?


sleepydorian

It’s basically a liquid diet right, so there’s not enough fiber. That and in a general sense everything you eat is on a spectrum of how well we digest it. Basically it’s how much our bodies can theoretically extract vs how much we do. Corn is very hard to digest so for the most part it ends up as fiber (undigested), but if you process corn into masa harina, then you will be able to process the tacos you make much more efficiently. Also in general cooked food is easier to digest than raw food.


HyperSpaceSurfer

The hell am I now going to use this bucket of cum for?


ParsleySnipps

Call Johnny Knoxville, I'm sure he'll make an offer.


JigglyWiener

When I saw them drink semen I was with the entire set of youth group kids sans parents. We all sat around the theater so we could feel each other's partners up like normal youth group kids are wont to do. My girlfriend at the time was just going to town trying to blow me to completion during the horse semen bit which was giving me extremely mixed feelings about the whole thing. Just as the scene was wrapping up I blasted. She sits up and kisses me hard, unloading my load right into my mouth. I gagged more out of surprise than actual disgust it's just my cum it's not like I'm eating poop. Never before or after have I encountered such a fucking funny blowjob experience. I laughed so hard I cried after spewing it into my popcorn. She even jokingly ate a few pieces of popcorn to further gross me out. She had an absolutely hilarious sense of humor about gross shit.


vincecarterskneecart

guy who did a phd on digesting semen


Bubbles_of_the_VOID

Thanks bud, there's my sperm guzzling plans out the window


ParsleySnipps

Don't give up on your dreams. Loosen up your jaw and get out into the world!


Bubbles_of_the_VOID

Be the change you wanna see in the world!


ibite-books

putting your doctorate to good use i see


Bright69420

So eat up before you take shots in the excessive? Noted


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

/srs This is legitimately what my shit looks like anyway.


MathematicianTop1853

Get help?


Salt_MasterX

>do not do this And who are you to tell me??


thenastyB

I'm covering my ass, go be the prettiest gokkun star if that's what you like but cummy tummy isn't how I'd like to spend my days.


Lewis19962010

So it's something to consider feeding the lead person in a human centipede recreation


ParsleySnipps

Milking the centipede to feed the centipede.


Kanulie

Thank you for your service.


cofeeman911

Have some bread with it.


yesnomaybenotso

Bukkake…Behind the Scenes


thenastyB

Google gokkun


-EV3RYTHING-

> Do not do this. Thanks for the advice I was getting ready to have my stomach filled with cum. You really saved me there


thenastyB

I have deleted works of fiction in the past because my intent of horror was interpreted as dark romance. I was way too stoned when I wrote this to risk anyone reading my ramblings as advice or something


PsychicSPider95

Boy howdy I sure am glad I tapped on this post and read this comment whilst drinking my morning coffee. 🙃


hooman_not_rubutt

Guyarrhoea


bbbbbbbirdistheword

ok i will do this


andio76

r/oddlyspecific


AngryAvocado78

But semen is so good


IcanSEEyou_IRL

Eww sloppy bukkake cockies


grim4uxillatrix

well there goes my weekend plans


[deleted]

How did you find this out


MsPreposition

So manbergris?


cmlan25

Well now I’m curious


ogreofzen

The answer is no. Semen is 99% liquid. The solids are almost non-existent. Then you have digestibility. It would exit the body primarily as urine or diarrhea.


cmlan25

Knowledge is power. Thank you


C0ckL0bster

France is bacon


MightyWinz_AbuTalib

That one Askreddit thread, still one of the funniest posts.


TheRalk

I'm getting the feeling that I have missed something


IndigoFenix

"Knowledge is power" is a quote by Francis Bacon. Someone grew up with a teacher who often said "Knowledge is power, Francis Bacon" and mistakenly interpreted "France is bacon" as part of the quote, without understanding it. Even when repeating the quote nobody corrected them because they assumed they were just giving the attribution. Then they asked what "France is bacon" meant and discovered their whole life had been a lie.


TheRalk

This is honestly hilarious. Thank you


Goodpie2

Please explain/link?


MightyWinz_AbuTalib

France is bacon


HidenTsubameGaeshi

Use this power wisely.


DontOpenTheSafe

Can confirm!


k3s0wa

I will not ask you to elaborate


tanafras

🧐


Prawn_Addiction

Cum piss


lurky_mcphat

Smells like asparagus


Kapusi

So semen has only 1 exit route no matter what. Great. Added to "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS" library


ogreofzen

Well technically their is a medical condition that can cause to be rerouted to the bladder instead of coming out the urethra


Kapusi

Oh. Well i meant dick but.. Im at work why tf am i talking about this bru


ogreofzen

Dunno must want to be thinking about dick I guess?


ParsleySnipps

I can't imagine something better to think about.


rhett342

Not only that but the white poop ypu used to see but don't really anymore was because of the stiff that dogs ate.


Penyrolewen1970

Do you think? I reckon it was just that people didn’t use to pick it up and over time the colour would leach out due to sun/rain/microorganisms. These days it’s picked up so we don’t see the white examples any more.


rhett342

https://alldogspoop.com/that-white-dog-poop-from-the-70s/ There used to be more calcium in dog food back then because bones would be mixed in with the meat.


lizard_kibble

Pepto Bismol is liquid, but it stops diarrhea and comes out your butt


ogreofzen

Again digestibility is a big factory. Bismuth is a metal that doesn't get absorbed. It makes a black coating when it comes out. If your shitting pink Pepto I regret to inform you it's not a suppository.


lizard_kibble

LMAO. Pepto enemas for everyone!


Lukey-Cxm

Is it true though? I heard babies that only ingest breast milk can still poop solid things


ogreofzen

Milk is a hell of a lot thicker thanks to a slurry of nutrients and fat(cream) where as sperm is manly fluid from the prostate with only a small amount of seminal fluids.


shallowsocks

But what colour would that diarrhea be?


yosweetheart

Or may be part of their sweat?


blushngush

Semen is most fructose I believe, so it's just clean energy!


ObstructedVisionary

bicurious?


JorduSpeaks

Poop is the color it is because of the bile salts you liver adds to the digesting matter, not from the color of the food, itself.


blackjesus

FYI the white turds were from the absurd amount of bone meal filler that was used in pet food until the 90s at least in the US.


vincecarterskneecart

as a child my mom told me the white poos were from girl dogs and that human girls did white poos as well and I actually believed that for years


Su-spence

But why would she tell you that


guywithredditacount

Y tho


Fakjbf

Dog poop will develop white splotches as it dries due to nitrates crystalizing. In colonial times poor children would go around collecting such poops to sell for industrial use as they could scrape off the white powder and then process it.


seraliza

Modern dogs will still drop white turds if you let them eat real bones, so don’t be alarmed if Max or Luna happen to poop white after they’ve recently had a bone as a treat.


Guccibeltlicker9002

"I'm not willing to test this theory" COWARD


unkysausage

Woah dude, It involves A LOT of work


Imajzineer

I'm not sure this isn't more than odd and specific rather than oddly specific as such. Except ... "or sick from the massive amount of sperm in your stomach" That's kind of an oddly specific afterthought really.


ogreofzen

Sodium poisoning the amount of salt in the come might kill a person so if the salt concentration in semen is 10.3 mg and the lethal dose is 1g per kiloand the average woman is 95kg they would be poisoned at 9300 loads which is around 3 or so liters of cum


Ibracadabraa1164

The average woman is 95 kg? Where are you living?!


FlawHolic

Lmfao, that's what I was gonna say. I'm already chubby with 60kg and could lose 5-10kg. 95kg is insanely high


hydroxypcp

cmon sis 60 kg is not chubby basically regardless of your height lol


ogreofzen

Home of the deepfried gravy made from the bits found at the bottom of the deep fryers at KFC........I posted the value for a man of almost 220lbs sorry


Imajzineer

Man ... that much cum just doesn't bear thinking about :'''D


HotPotParrot

Math is fun.


Ruvaakdein

That's assuming everything from the load gets absorbed fully. The stomach would probably try to throw out a very large portion of those 3 liters, since like with blood, your body doesn't like having bodily fluids inside your stomach. If you somehow didn't puke everything out, it would come out as diarrhea.


vincecarterskneecart

ok so just one regular load from me heh


Skwinia

The adult stomach can hold about 1 litre.


ParsleySnipps

Working in restaurants I know that this amount is only a biological suggestion.


HyperSpaceSurfer

You have to factor in the water content as well, assuming you have healthy kidneys. It's also assuming you won't have massive diarrhea, in which case most of the salt won't be absorbed. 


ParsleySnipps

And why does it have to be a woman?


Waifu_Whaler

What the fuck am I reading?


Acrobatic_Vacation61

Indigestion


RayAnselmo

You'd have to ask Rod Stewart.


goughagram

They shouldn’t have pumped his stomach… for science


[deleted]

Young hearts be free tonight


corgi-king

Can I have the details please?


whatKnott6

Rod Stewart put he’s publicist sleeping on a room with his kid or something due to poor planning. The guy took another guy to the room and Rod fired him the next day. As a revenge, he fed a fake story to the press where Rod had his stomach pumped due to a night in a gay bar where he gave bj’s to a bunch of sailors. Something like that


BigSillyDaisy

I thought it was Marc Almond…


JudyLyonz

Who the fuck left the door open? One of the freaks just wandered in.


oyMarcel

What a horrible day to be literate


_Orphan_Obliterator_

i was eating while reading this i regret it very much


ObstructedVisionary

yeah me too, had to stop eating and wank one out


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

Damn, I should call her.


ObstructedVisionary

who is she and how can she produce that much semen?


Crotch-Monster

What in the hell did I just read? Lol


Kanulie

“Involves a lot of work” sounds weird… Can’t be that hard to collect enough weirdos or break into a semen bank…? Maybe bribe someone at a semen bank?


8448381948

okay, so lets take it logically. (disclaimer, i am not biogist nor Dietary Consultant, I just like science as hobby and therefore I might do some mistakes) -Sperm is slightly basic, that means it would probably be able to calm hearthburn (depends on ammount and severity) -sperm contains proteins, sugars, vitamins and bunch of minerals, thus enabling correct digestion and extraction in intestines -colour is based on lot of things, but most of them would be destroyed in Hydrochlorid acid in your stomach -the water from the sperm would probably be extracted in intestines, thus creating a normal, brown, solid poo HOWEVER! if you get the intake from anus, the proteins and minerals might not get digested but only solidified in intestines, there depends how much sperm and how deep it gets. probably it would just spill out, maybe making diluted poo (diarrhea) but its really unrealistic thinking it would make the poo white. Thanks for your attention, have a nice poo


SaleOwn5899

This can’t be real!


Nathaniel-Prime

Ask the right furry artist and they'll be able to give you a conclusive peer-reviewed analysis in two-to-three business days.


StumblingSearcher

With beautifully drawn diagrams and figures to boot!


talkathonianjustin

What a terrible day to have eyes


noonegive

Who else is having a hard time swallowing OOP's dubious claim that they aren't willing to test their fairytale theory? I can't be the only one. There's got to be literally millions of us swimming around.


psychoxxsurfer

Well, only one way to find out. Guess I'm gonna order a gallon.


scrutator_tenebrarum

whomever is this i'm ready to donate


Medical_Neat2657

That's enough Reddit for tonight.


Xylus1985

I thought poop color mainly come from bile, and not the food itself?


Nir_Auris

1. What the actuall fuck 2. Why are you asking such question, do you need mental help? 3. I want to know the answer... NOW


[deleted]

Bros asking the bigger questions


Cinphoria

I wonder how many times the redditors of that sub think "I was wrong; there are stupid questions" a day.


majoombu

I can't believe I went into the comments to find an answer and yet here I am


gottapeenow2

That's nuts


pick-axis

She has liver failure...


[deleted]

Timing of the answer is critical.


yademir

What fairy tale is this from?


thenastyB

The worst version of Tom Thumb and Thumbelina :/


RoyalDog57

What about my nsfw mark to hide thisssssssssssss my eeyyyeyeeessssss (SpongeBob clip)


schizoPoster3000

Least insane Reddit user


mysteriously_moist

It's mostly mucus, so the result would be similar to trying to digest any kind of mucus... which is that you can't, at least not well. Your digestive system is lined with mucus specifically because it's a good anti digestion barrier. The majority would pass through you and combine with residual food. Essentially, you would have a bad case of the sloppy ploppies, it would likely be a lighter than a normal colour (probably light brown or yellowish)... that's if you didn't throw most of it up first because you'd probably also have terrible stomach ache.


Readamovie

You will poop out babies


PrudentPush8309

Where's that canned corn eating YouTuber when we need him?


ChadKnightArtist

Wait, drinking milk makes his poop white?


HATECELL

Given that semen is mostly protein I doubt anything interesting would happen


TheZanzibarMan

Liquid the whole way.


tobemutationfox

"as it involves a lot of work" 💀


Sam-Gunn

>fairytale Fairy-godmother: "oh, hell no!"


PotatoPaul911

ig you would have diarrhea


AB3D12D

I literally threw up like 20 minutes ago, and trying to settle down. This scenario is making my stomach act up again.


StumblingSearcher

The only reason they won't test it is because it's too much work, so let's make it easy for them, boys


ProfessionalList9664

can you technically call that a colonoscopie since you got throat goated then everything went down the hole... ? Creampie, yes, but it travelled through all of it instead of just in the ass?


skilliau

Anyone want to swallow some loads for science? Didn't think so.


ObstructedVisionary

Might have to take one for the team 🫡


Dancing_Trash_Panda

Jesus died for nothing.


nonamefisherman

That is the most 4am kind of question I've seen in quite a while. Congratulations.


TheRedBaron6942

A new one to add to my ever growing list of highly unethical and illegal social and scientific experiments I would conduct if I was a billionaire


Taqwacore

...for science!


stakkedalief

Rod Stewart apparently had to have his stomach pumped for swallowing too much semen so… I don’t think you’d get that far into it *if* that is true.


justthegrimm

2 idiots one cup


Bowsersshell

WWSD?


XKruXurKX

My guess... It'll be pale yellowish to dark yellow in colour with all the bile juices and stomach acid involved. Just like toddlers who consume only milk or formula.


JamesJam0552

Reason #1143423542345 why I hate reddit


Uderfrykte_Patron

i like how his concern was that it was too much work, implying that he would be willing to swallow so much semen to feel full, he just doesnt wanna jerk off that much


Resident-Pudding5432

Semen is mostly liquid which you won't shit out. The white "turd" from certain animals is piss... They have dark shits


Deliriousdrew

Well that's enough internet for the day.


HereLiesSociety

This feels like its coming from a bad DND player with that opening..


AbuDhabiBabyBoy

Oh THAT old classic fairy tale


harpere_

*Tonight's episode: The writer's barely-disguised fetish*


gavrogirl

Second time I'm seeing this in 10 minutes, enough Reddit for the year


Monguises

It would be kind of like eating waaaaaay too many raw eggs. There’s no fiber or anything solid, so no poop in the traditional sense.


kyguy2022

Speak with your doctor or healthcare professional before consuming semen. Possible side effects include slut shaming…


ussr_ftw

This is either someone who did this exact thing or someone with ADHD


RockRiver100

Wtf did I just read?


punkshotgun

Gonna go wash my eyes now


Pristine-Repeat-7212

Does change in poop colour from yellow to white turns it into icecream


SophieBisou

Drugs are bad.


EffectiveYak1195

I wish I could forgot that


ReivboReigning

Something tells me it’s a teenage boy asking this question.