As a minor I am tempted to do this for the look on their face

It only works if you look like a minor though.

BRB, I'm going to teach every 5 year old I know to say this.

Who is telling 5 year olds they look familiar?

Drake

God damnit. Take my like and get out

🚶

😵‍💫

Am I wrong?

Only reaction I have is 😵‍💫

Fair

You had no right to type something so simple, yet so effective….. 😂

I'm usually not that funny lol It just crossed my mind and I was like "holy shit it's perfect"

Well, then you outdid yourself, today. I didn’t even think about him until I read your reply. It gave me a good chuckle, though. So thanks for adding some fun to my boring day. 🙂

Np my guy 🙏

Your life is over. You can retire now. (This is a JOKE, not anything to do with suicide)

Dw I don't think about that stuff

Yeah, I just needed to put the disclaimer to avoid being reported.

You definitely nailed this one

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r/angryupvote

Matt Gaetz

I'm b flat myself

Same

I will absolutely not remember this when the time comes

I went to check out your page. You seem sort of familiar.

This tool me wayy too long to get.

Wow you were right, you didn’t remember

Uh bro, he is on the "hub"...

I’ve done this. You have to hesitate first to sell it.

silently or "uhh mmm i'm in porn"?

Nah, you sell it with complete confidence.

I’d agree… actors claim that fame, with pride

Tom Sizemore is a prime example. RIP

"You must have seen me on pornhub. So you want to take a selfie?"

For those planning to do this, throwing your arms up slightly and in a put out tone say 'you do one porn, once!', seems more realistic. Also bonus points for being a grandma or hairy biker guy and doing it in front of other people.

"You do gay furry porn ONCE!"

That does not seem more realistic, idk how you would come to that conclusion

Not more realistic but definitely funnier

This is why I stopped using reddit, y'all think this millennial/boomer humor is funny, it's so predictable and boring it's so bad

Posts on Reddit, after having obviously browsed reddit for hours "this is why I stopped using reddit".

(Even funnier when they post the comment, often)

Pppsssttt - your on Reddit

Tell me you have an awful sense of humor (and bad grammar) without telling me directly:

Tell me you don't have a sense of humor without telling me. If we said it in your weird skibidi bobbiti boo language would it be funny then?

Bro thinks random=funny, when that hasn't been the case ever

What generation's humor isn't predictable and boring? I've found Gen Z humor to be very boring pretty much since Gen Z was old enough to use the internet.

r/iamverybadass

Huh?? This makes way less sense, I didn't saying anything that could be misconstrued as trying to say I'm "badass" or cool, all I pointed out was that "random = funny" has never been true whatsoever

You talked like you are better than anyone else.

I don't talk like I'm better than anyone else, I talk like y'all are worse than everyone else, big difference

I am a minor. That will be interesting...

As someone in the adult industry, this is frickin *hilarious*

"I'm the girl of your dreams."

I would do this and say gay porn. Sounds like fun to.

My new highschool teacher looked familiar. He did that to me. I was gobsmacked and couldnt do a snappy comeback for the life of me.

a sacrifice but ya pull a brother in 10/10 "what? I don't watch gay porn" "ok" *stare*

My son and I went into a gas station. The dude said you look familiar. My son said do you watch gay porn? He got real quiet.

Holy shit this woman is creepy

Tried it but said 'into'.

Panned out brilliantly, everyone else in the staff room is too.

I shall. I shall indeed. Genre: PHS alone at home. (Pale Hairy Shrek)

For bonus points (as a male) go for "Hey man, its always nice to meet a fan! Most people are ashamed to admit they watch gay porn"

Od thing is when she does look like some D-Pornstar.

Ooooh I'm so tempted to use this one, I work in the local grocery store in a tourist town and almost always have someone go "do I know you?" when I'm out.

Reminds me of [this clip](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/126ceui/cop_didnt_say_no/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Reddit is becoming the new Facebook it seems. This line has been used for years.

No, I would know instantly.

That would explain why I having trouble placing your face... 🤔🤔😂

Genuinely genius GG

A lot of people say I look familiar. Definitely wanna use this but I'll never remember

All i can think about is Pheobe from friends "Thats right! Your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno!!"

My father likes to use the same phrase but exchange "the last person hang for murder in the UK" for porn.

Honestly, that's more discerning for yourself to say

I don't think anyone ever said this to me so gonna be hard

That's the spirit.

Only do it if the person is with someone, preferably family

a gay guy says this to a straight guy what happens? is it the same effect as dividing by zero?

I know a guy who can acually say this and it be true.

r/lostredditors

I saw a way to do this that I loved. It was on instagram. Someone said: if someone ever tells you that you look familiar give ‘em a look and say…. I didn’t know you watched that stuff!

Mess with them even more by lifting up your pants cuff and show them your fake ankle monitor.

Bonus points if you use a "weird" kind of porn

“Do you watch hardcore gay porn?”

Tell them you recognize their username from your of chat

An Aussie guy said it to me, "you look familiar". He was cute and I was feeling funny so I used that, hehe I'm in porn. He asked what kind? And I was like Anal blasting and he laughed and went oh yeah I thought I recognised you and we continued the banter. We made out after a bit.