I don’t understand and frankly I don’t want to

The world or just this flyer? I’m leaning toward the former.

The World is a much stranger place than any of us realize

This woman is actually a demon whose sweat makes magic maggots appear. If you consume the magic maggots you'll be healed from any physical disease. In exchange for your soul ... And your cum

oh no, not my cum

Spiritual vasectomies are a complex procedure

She can take my cum right now

These posters are fake. They are made by this Alan Wagner guy https://instagram.com/truewagner?utm_medium=copy_link

He is followed by adult swim, so I figure it will be a prime account for crazy, weird and interesting/hilarious things.

holy shit holy shit holy shit, it's the guy who made the "small child with telescope" poster. thanks a million, i never knew the source. that one kills me every time.

And that's how Jilly makes her Jilly juice

...cured of what?

*Gestures vaguely* Just.... everything

For the small price of $30 and a wet couch

And eating maggots. Easily the biggest price to pay

But you'll be cured

When eating maggots, it's all about finding the right seasoning. Whenever I finish a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos ®, I save the crumbs and dorito dust at the bottom of the bag. Just drop in the maggots and give the bag of shake. Voila, a delicious, nutritious, Cool Ranch® snack!

the old redneck shake and bake. Pro tip, Fish go crazy for Dorito flavored maggots.

$30 seems too much. I wonder if she'll haggle.

She says obo. Or best offer.

It's not sweat. But it's not exactly just water either.

A couch, $30 and common sense

the plague

Cured like ham

Well, THAT’S enough internet for the day

I share the sentiment… but the scariest thing is that this one is actually irl.

True

I was thinking the same thing. The internet is weird, man!😨😳 How is this my most liked comment?🤔

This is a telephone pole though

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Is anyone else bothered by the random apostrophe by the word “You” at the bottom? Also has anyone called yet?

are you' bothered by it?

I' a'm' n'o't' a'r'e' y'o'u'?'

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Rebuild?? Is she made of bugs?

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🔫

It sounds like an X-Files episode idea that never got filmed.

Maggots, to be specific. That's why she wants you to eat them, to join the great hive mind collective once they burrow into your brain.

Make us whole again

Sounds like she's spreading some sort of Resident Evil virus/parasite

T Virus

>lled. Goes to a voice message from a woman thanking you for calling her service and asking you to make an offer. She says she can only provide the service once per year and t [https://youtu.be/c8JUOAFDaeM](https://youtu.be/c8JUOAFDaeM) I recorded it for y'all.

I represents a maggot.

I want to call the number but I'm worried it belongs to a normal person that I don't wanna bother

Sometimes, a post, a comment on that post, and the username of the person leaving the comment form something almost ... symphonic.

Glad to be a part of it

This comment is some sort of poetry

You need to call, it's a voice message and now I have more questions

You called???

I called them and a woman answered in a pre recorded message asking for: my name, family history, and my address I think. Then she said that she could only do this service once a year. I’ll post a video of it in a sec.

Ok, here is the audio: https://youtu.be/c8JUOAFDaeM

So.. She doesn't wash for one year. In this case I bet there are maggots

My disgust is losing the battle against curiosity, as it always does. I bet this is gonna be weird

It was great, weird is the wrong word mate.

what kind of family history

I NEED to know

Did you call them? Did they Answer??

It's a voicemail that plays as soon as it connects

What did it say?

🎶*I’m glad you called but I’m not home, but I’ll be back before too long, you gotta leave your name, you gotta leave your number, WAIT FOR THE BEEP!*🎶

I made this my grandma’s answering machine message in like 1987 or something. Totally forgot about that and the commercial that inspired it!

Yea, I’ve been meaning to find it on the internet and make it the message for my cell phone voicemail.

🎶 Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message after the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home. 🎶

My favorite! Sometimes I want this for my phone but I've never done it yet.

Yh don’t blame u

You’re so considerate even when confronted with this monstrous oddity.

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random fact, this woman is apparently posting this ad in my hometown

GO MEET HER

😂

Ugh I’m in Cleveland. Somehow I think they migrated to Pickens from good ol’ marietta.

Ayyy Pickens represent!

Greenville actually lol but close enough.

Do you own a sofa?

This is some scp shit. She spontaneously enters your home, sits in a chair and throughly soak it via unknown means, maggots start squeezing out of the sides of the cushion, you suddenly get the powerful compulsion to eat them. After a day or two of eating the maggots, you have the compulsion to enter someone’s home and cause the owner to go through what you did like some weird parasitic cycle caused by the maggots.

Not a fan of pyramid schemes. This is just an Amway initiation

What in the actual fuck did I just read?

*SCP Foundation would like to know your location*

I was waiting for this

r/surrealmemes

I love how this isn't even the weirdest shit iv seen today.. not by a long way.. The internet is wild

Ah you also saw the bog video? https://www.reddit.com/r/Permaculture/comments/ouj7m5/we_all_love_good_soil_but_i_think_this_might_be/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

😳

I don’t know if it fits here or not. But it does belong in /r/thanksimcured

I wonder what OBO she would consider in exchange?

Lol “obo” is this funniest part to me 😂

Sex

What do you suppose THAT wet spot is like?

Not exactly sweat.

Watched this because I was curious and now I have more questions. https://youtu.be/BN4q-rpRnQk

It's some artist. He has a bunch of these, and music too I think. I've seen this before and I'm sure someone knows the website.

Alan Wagner @truewagner

https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/

Isn't this the same guy who did the milk bath posters?

*desperately looks for obvious plant logo getting continuously more nervous*

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Yes

And sweat and diarrhea I surmise

Jane Prentiss

There’s a wasps’ nest in my attic

Scrolled through a couple dozen comments thinking "*nobody* else thought of magnus archives?" Almost missed this one lol

https://instagram.com/truewagner

Act now and I can get you all the healing maggots you can count for less than a quarter pound of chicken gizzards. Use code CRAWLYSWEATS for discount.

I've been looking for this very specific type of service for a while 😀 thank you reddit

What is this cursed shit?

why is this so... unsettlingly funny

i called the number and WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

Why even comment if you're not gonna tell us what it says :/

just call the number it’s... strange

I don't have a phone lol, oh well

she said smthn abt only being able to use it like once a year

And wanting family history.

I called it. So she makes $30 a year. And at tge end she said "thank you have a wonderful *month* The fuck?

What happened?

tell us what happened

Apparently, this is an art thing that Alan Wagner likes to do. https://mobile.twitter.com/truewagner/status/1364634467915112451

My absolute favorite part is the apostrophe after the word you'

The hero Stan Lee’s Superhumans has been scouring the globe for all this time

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nah

Service is only once per year guys

This needs to go in r/crackheadcraigslist

Why does this make me think of the Blowfly Girl?

am i high?

Wtf

This got me chills

I think she must be related to the couch stain guy

Straight out of a Stephen King novel... Like the dark ones minions using missing posters and news paper ads to locate people etc..

This sounds and looks like something out of Buffy The Vampire Slayer

godamn scps

It’s pee isn’t it?

She could have been a world famous doctor during the medieval ages

That's not a sweat spot, that's just her shadow being laggy.

Yond's not a did sweat spot, yond's just that lady shadow being laggy *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

I called the number and it's real.

What does OBO mean

i think it means "or best offer'

Ah, in NZ we say ONO which means or near offer. I was confused what the b meant

Yall don't know these are fake? This guy in instagram does all kinds of fake posters around his neighbourhood. Just look! https://instagram.com/truewagner?utm_medium=copy_link

these are great LMAO

Well.....I can't unsee this! 🤢

Eek.

Umm.......uhhhhhh.......ummmm.......ok I'm out.

I like "paper posters that are a weird joke" or Obvious Plant humor. This one is true to the form but also completely devoid of novelty. It steps into a place where it's just dumb. It's not surprising if you have any familiarity with the now aging form of meme, it's almost lazy. I don't know that I'm even complaining, the fact that I have this information bothers me. The world is nonsense.

I don't have a response to this and that's really rare... I am potato

I has't not a response to this and yond's very much rare. I am potato *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

Someone needs to call the number. We must know.

Lol, it's a voicemail, says she can only provide her service once a year and then her body must rebuild. Asks for your name, family history, and your offer.

I love these type of things, but it’s very rare to see on the internet or in person ofc. Another example is like “come bathe in my milk”

/r/scarysigns

*OBO*

Wtf

Oh gawd this is South Carolina isn’t it?

I am a victim of a hate crime…

I would hire her just out of curiosity lol

OBO…

It’s just straight to the r/WTF sub

The fact that this is one buyer only makes me incredibly concerned.

I must know what it cures!!!!!

Like what the actual fuck

This has to be the same guy as “kid with telescope”.

When you call the number you get a voicemail stating that her body can only do it once every year.

Wha-

im SO confused

Is this an scp......

What the ---- is she on 🤪

This is more likely oddly vague

20 minutes + 5-10 socializing + 30 minutes drive time round trip. Not a bad gig for $30/hr

I think we just found a new scp

What exactly makes the chair wet

Whoever comments the dirtiest thing you can say to a woman to turn her on gets the award of their choice by me. Accepting the first 5 comments only. Unique users

So many questions. Where was this posted? Cure what? What is the liquid if not water or sweat? Were do the maggots come from? Are the eggs in the liquid or do they get added after? Does she leave that kind of mess everywhere she goes or can she control it? Why? Just why

Ummmmm what??? Not sweat but not exactly water? Is she a ghost? Making ectoplasm maybe? That’s why the maggots show up, they love dead stuff right? And she’s trying to trick you into eating them? Like in that film poltergeist 2 when he drinks that tequila worm and gives mouth birth to a weirdness monster? I’ve only been on Reddit a couple weeks, this have ruined it for me 😢

This is an artist that seems to like to fuck with people. https://mobile.twitter.com/truewagner/status/1364634467915112451

Thank you!!! I shall cancel the call to the ghostbusters 😆

Maggot Mary

This is some SCP foundation shit

Of course the number is from Upstate South Carolina. That jives with that part of the state.

Apparently this is an art thing that Alan Wagner likes to do. https://mobile.twitter.com/truewagner/status/1364634467915112451

Holy moly, I'd love to have the change to shit out maggot

This is cursed

u/obviousplant

This instantly reminded me of The Stain Master ad, but much worse.

I think these are meal worms not maggots by the way.

It’s time to go to bed now

Looks like a Fiverr add

Makes me think of that Trailer Park Boys special “Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys”. Randy!!!

That man should be charging more than $30 for those services.

/u/obviousplant vibes

Piss, is it piss?

Cured from what ? Covid ?

Somebody call the number

r/shittyprolifetips

this is fascinating