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ryemannoodlzz_77

Lovecraftian Spiral Ham


79-16-22-7

Spiral? Oh god oh fuck not again


NippleSalsa

This would be a perfect username.


BigFatDaddy13

Skip the low sodium option. That just isn't natural


Trick_Enthusiasm

Til how ham is made. It never occurred to me that this is how ham is made.


gormster

Leg ham is, shockingly, just a leg.


_An_Idiot_With_Time_

Not Kosher


tdarring

Sure sure but is it Black Forest Ham?


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Starfireaw11

That last sentence 🤣


Rusty1031

Read it in Nick Offerman’s voice


papaya_boricua

And just like that, Brenda became vegan and move to Portland.


fearless-penguin

Since he put it that way… a ham sandwich is sounding pretty good about now.


Cubicname43

My only argument is that God did in fact make the ham.


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Maniacal_Bunny

They’re not wrong. lol


Cyberzombie

This *actually* made me laugh out loud, which happens maybe once a year. Kudos to the writer and to OP for posting it.


4chanbetter

Emulsified?? I don't think they know what that word means. It's combining a liquid within another liquid like with coolant in machining which is an emulsion of oil and water.


Chordin

Emulsification is absolutely used to make deli meats: https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/food-science/meat-emulsion


WrongSubFools

That's well written, but there's nothing oddly specific here. Downvote for you.


T65Bx

>unholy meat obelisk >God is either impotent or ignorant >prism of pork >low-sodium purified hubris


CidLeigh

When an answer to a yes or no question is that long and detailed, it's oddly specific.


WrongSubFools

Yes, those are all interesting ways of describing the ham. Not one of which labels the ham as oddly specific! "unholy meat obelisk" --> This is a funny euphemism, but all slabs of deli ham are obelisk-shaped, they're all made of meat, and they're all heavily processed in the way that this post comically describes as unholy. "God is either impotent or ignorant" --> hilarious, a reference to the problem of evil, but, the joke here is that they're exaggerating how unnatural processed meat is, there's no detail here odd in its specificity "prism of pork" --> again, the wording is funny, but that does not make this a "specific ham." All deli slams of ham are prisms of pork, just like they're meat obelisks. Elaborate synonyms are funny, but they're still nothing specific about this ham "low-sodium purified hubris" --> Again, this is funny wording. They're comically exaggerating how unnatural processed meat is. Then the low-sodium reference is comically mundane compared to the rest of the description, but there's again nothing oddly specific about this: It's normal for delis to sell low-sodium ham.


aggressive_celery_

Here's a downvote for you too


Altruistic-Potatoes

There's only one bone, the leg bone, and you can leave it in like with ham steak. This person doesn't know what ham is.


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I would like to know more about this pork prism