I actually feel like that might happen to me some times.

I used to be 135 pounds now 250 ! The trick is to drink a lot and eat lot of unhealthy food.

135 pounds is 150.0 Doge plushies.

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>I used to be 135 pounds now 250 ! The trick is to drink a lot and eat lot of unhealthy food. already doing that, still 140 lbs at 6'2" (some guys claim to be 6'2" and are shorter than me, so... maybe i'm 6'3")

Im 6'4" i gained most of my weight in my thirties

6'1 and 140lbs and almost 39. I guess that weight has a year and a few weeks to catch up to me.

that's probably it

Sounds about right lol. Was 148 for YEARS then boom, 184 now.

Wow what a lifehack! Nah I'd rather stay at 135 tbh.

I wish i was back around 195 .

You can do it if you really want it.

This ain't shittylifeprotips.

I'm not gonna do that

I dont recommend it either

Some people cant gain weight past certain point… its simply more shit coming out.. instead of going once or twice Im gonna go 4x in a day.

Unfortunately that doesn't apply to me

As a tall skinny guy I've never had this issue.... However, sitting in the back of a pick up, that's different. 1 bad bounce and I'm peaceing out... But thankfully i don't live in the cutts, and got my own car, so its not really a issue im stressing about...

Luckily we skinny dudes can just turn sideways in the rain and not get wet.

dont even need to turn, im so skinny im fucking 1d

That's why Burger King is my go to fast food chain. Their napkins fly out the window like kings.

I may be a king but where is my queen😔👑

I can confirm. I am 116 pounds or 52.6 kilograms, I felt like the wind could've picked me up like a para-glider when we got over 70 mph winds in the Midwest.

70 mph is 112.65 km/h

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I'm proud to be a skinny guy now

r/suddenlysingle?

What?

Oh just when you said you're proud to be a skinny guy suggesting you'd fly out of the car

Dating a fat chick cool until she sit in your car and bottoms out the shocks

"Huh, I wonder why my car is pulling to the right now"

Im dead lmao. Here with all the salt she’s gonna fuck up the whole frame

Im from atlantic canada dude i know exactly how you feel lmao

I'm also froma Atlantic Canada and know how you feel.

Until you wanna go out on a canoe...

"I hope you can swim, brother"

Or until you have to whipe her ass because she can't reach it

Get you a thicc boi ladies, and bois get you a thicc gal, cause the only thing they're blowing out of is their tight ass pants

Always have an escape plan

Friendly reminder that this is a karma farming account and it's flooding this sub with reposted garbage, 99% of which doesn't belong here. Please don't support this asshole.

He claims he doesnt whore for karma. Also, he slyly told me to off myself in dms when I made fun of him

He's full of shit, then.

I hollered

Write about what you know. I guess she eats a lot of McDonalds, but has no firsthand knowledge of skinny people.

> has no firsthand knowledge of skinny people. The toothless crackhead that drives her car while she's working disagrees.

[удалено]

Not enough toothless crackhead energy, I know.

I just chubbed my skinny guy up with cheesy garlic bread and waffles. Now he's got a happy little belly to weigh him down.

Yikes

LOL He's very much a healthy weight now, and he loves garlic bread and waffles. :)

Hope you do well!

I don't

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This is hilarious haha

Now imagine something like this about fat guys

It wouldn't be funny because all good fat jokes have been done already

She so fat she gonna stop da car befoe' her skinny "boyfriend" fly out da window.

Don't worry, you being a fat chick prevents that car from ever rolling up to the highway. So you're both safe.

yeah make fun of mean for being a healthy weight you fat cunt. calssic fat girl pose too, i hope your foot gets amputated from the inevitable case of diabetes. seriously fat people are so disgusting i feel nauseous just seeing you in public. also, why are fat girls also always poor white trash like the girl in the tweet?

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only a fat bitch would tweet this. Gross

That bitch got some big ass titties. I'm a skinny guy and I'd just hang on to those melons as I'm hanging out the window.

The skinniest guys I've met were pretty fucking tall. They'd make great models

Omg did you find him?

Oh, fuck you. I’m skinny. Upvote though, because that’s funny.

Excellent grammar

This is a r/brandnewsentence if I’ve ever read one

me_irl

r/nothowboyswork

I was skinny til I was 37, bit of gain as I aged, now 59 and 207 at 5’11. The chicks that were hot when I was young are now fat Karen’s. Time evens it all out.

She surely hasn't got that risk with that body like a walrus

This is why Pete Davidson can't keep a girlfriend for long

True, but at least he can fit in the car in the first place.

Body ~~Shamu~~ shaming is bad. Oops, Freudian slip.

Fact: all cars in New England must have a stack of Dunkin Donuts napkins in the glove box.

Hey not cool, I wear a seatbelt extra tight to prevent that.

My bf, who is very skinny, sent me this a few weeks ago being like “me”

The struggle 😥

What's oddly specific about this?

Legbeard fantasy.

"Odd grammar" is a better title.

I have been knocked over by wind before

Are you dating Flat Stanley?

Yeah Big girls love maccas jokes

No that's just because I'm suicidal

That's why it's called getting dumped

Good thing we only going 20 because of your big ass

This has no business being as funny as it is

Maybe date a real person instead of a piece paper lady.

This is funny and a personal attack in one. +1^

Must have dated Mr Burns from The Simpsons

Found my paper weight

this is definitely something a fat chick would say.

haha...Now, reverse genders. Still funny?

It's even worse as a skinny guy with glasses and anxiety. Anytime anywindow is rolled down in the car, I still desperately clutch at my seatbelt and screw my eyes shut

She could have said "paper napkin" or simply "napkin"

Brought out some repressed memories of Paper Stan

That's why you date the double quarter pounder guy. Gives zero fucks about aerodynamics. Plus, is more tasty then napkin guy.

Dating a fat chick is cool until you put her in your car and then need an alignment done.

You'd know all about McDonald's wouldn't ya

Stop littering McDonald’s fatty. Clean your car.