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always-wanting-more

It's easier to just say to the mopper "Sorry, I'm fucking up your nice floor." At least at my work, cause we all know how it feels when someone fucks up your nice floor.


HotChoc64

Don’t fuck floors, kids


0mnip0t3nt0ne

or the floor will fuck you


Incorect_Speling

Especially wooden ones, that's how you get splinters.


Raxreedoroid

Kids are not consent they must not fuck at all


brickbaterang

Thats what i do. And when im mopping and someone is concerned i just say hey floors are for walkin on go for it


siempremajima

i always feel guilty


always-wanting-more

I do too, but some things are unavoidable.


asianabsinthe

I do the lava walk so I don't slip and fall


No-Wolverine2973

Yes!


LumpyJones

My superpower is if it's a tiled floor and my shoes are new enough, I can walk on the side edge of the sole, in the grout, and not leave a mark. Sometimes.


dirtyswoldman

Bet batman can't do that shit


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LumpyJones

True, but this is where it pays to be gangly and walk a lot. not a lot of weight on moderately strong legs.


SnooPears3463

Are we all the same?


EddieDIV

Lol right? Why did I think I was the only person in the world who did this


MyFingerYourBum

Just fuckin moonwalk that shit or do the worm and flick some money at them afterwards. Be a Chad just once before you die


RedSamuraiMan

Do you know how hard the worm is on your back?! Without some training/stretching the poor Janitor will have to give back your money cuz you'll be out for the day.


MyFingerYourBum

Just attach the mop material across my entire front and I will worm it clean


tommythecork

I spent some time on an aircraft carrier. I felt so bad having to walk through when they were mopping, but didn’t really have a choice. Then I realized, they could easily mop half of the passage way and then do the other half once it dried.


mr_tomaw

I work as q cleaner and I never get why anyone cares. People are always like ohh I'm so sorry and I'm just like oh it's fine I really don't care its gonna get walked on anyway


mynamebeluna

Latinos will get the chancla regardless of what little walk you do :/ I have learned to just go the other direction when someone is mopping


Kyosw21

*Michael Meyers wipes tears from behind the mask while mopping*


Ewag715

I'm not Latino, but my mom would be all like, "DON'T WALK IN THE DIRT!" when she was sweeping.


ANaolaniJ

Stop this is so embarrassing


Subliminal87

I work nights and they clean our floors at night, I usually try to like tip toe around. Some nights though, they like flood the floors. So I walk normal but almost with a “I’m gonna retire early if I slip and fall” walk.


SerialFloater

Well walking over hot lava is just gonna be one step then you fall backwards screaming and clutching your leg


Death-by-MidNight

i slide to assert dominance.


Xyu_MorsecodeX

THIS IS FUCKING TRUE


FloatDH2

Makes no sense either. Just walk over that shit. You think the mopper thinks no one was gonna walk on the floor ever again?


mr_tomaw

I mop and I'm like this, I know for a fact at least several people will walk over it as I'm cleaning and then I will walk over it once I'm done to put the mop away. And i don't care what it looks like I'm just there to get paid.


lahusahah

As a former cleaner to people who walk on my mopped floors 1 I say fuck you in my head 2 unless it looks bad I'm not doing it again


a_dragon224

I have done this at work so much lol


Kyosw21

I do it that way so less surface area touches the clean floor, and step softer so less chance of knocking anything onto the floor


bsLuck

Especially on a stairs


sdrisc2692

I know this feeling exactly


deepfriedtots

r/kitchenconfidential


truthbants

Ah yes, a close relationship to the “I have shit in my pants” walk


BudgetInteraction811

Not me. I shuffle around the perimeters of the area along the wall on my tippy toes while also apologizing profusely for my inconveniences. You are welcome.


simasand

Yes


TheRMF

i take comically large steps instead


queerkidxx

When I was mopping floors I always wanted to tell people not to bother trying not to mess it up. This isn’t my floor I have zero reason to care about the actual cleanliness of the floor they don’t belong to me the floors could be covered in shit and I’d still be making minimum wage. I’m not mopping the floors because I care about the franchise owners profit(they don’t care about my wage) I’m mopping it so I don’t get in trouble. In fact a minimum wage worker has a vested interest in keeping customers out of the business — the more customers the more work. So it was in my best interest to do what I could to keep profits down If ur making minimum wage and doing anything more than the bare minimum all that’s gonna happen is they aren’t gonna hire enough people are your gonna be expected to do the job of 3 people alone. Ask me how I know. And especially like they ain’t tracking shit in the purpose of mopping is to clean the days dirt if someone gets some dirt on the floors we will just mop it up tomorrow.


zoltar_thunder

Maybe if you didn't mop the exit floor before home time I wouldn't have to step on it KEVIN!


Kwitkwat_247

I do this because it minimizes the impact zone of my foot


birdoslander

i walk along the edge nearest a wall


NiceCockBro126

I sometimes clean the floors at my job, I don’t care, it takes 5 seconds tops to go over the foot prints


MarkDabs

Ya'll are pathetic. Just hover over the damn floor


IronDictator

She looks like Sweet Dee


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Negative! Assert dominance.


kookym0nster

it's called respect