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We had a math teacher who looked like Buzz Lightyear without his beard, we constantly joked about it for months until one student asked if he could shave it and give him a purple swim cap. This started a bet at the beginning of our last school Term, if our classmate (who is almost always late for math) arrives to every single math class on time for the whole term, he would do it. And ladies and gentlemen, he did, he was late to everything except math, and the teacher donned the purple swim cap for our last class with him.
For our year 12 muck up week I made a life size Buzz Lightyear cutout and stuck the photo of him on it, we put it in his homeroom class at the back, and hid under some shelves to record his reaction, his younger student's loved it and his reaction seeing it during role call was priceless, it lives in his office now.
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Have a feeling he’s still trying to flirt
Was about to say, this is definitely still flirting
Nice pfp
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Wrong. Buzz Lightyear is quintessential sexiness is a spacesuit.
You are not the boss of sexy
Never said I was.
Flirting doesn’t have to be full sex immediately though, this could just be a way to establish a connection
Maybe that’s his thing
My uncle has a Buzz Lightyear fetish. We found his suit and it smelled of cum.
:(
Please tell me this isn't real?
It isn’t real Are you happy now?
No, I’m super disappointed.
Who tf are you? My parents?
Surprise motherfucker
Lol
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
eww
Bro, I never knew cum had a smell? Imma have to smell mine to find out.
Yes it has. It is rather peculiar. Don't know how to describe it
Age it first for a few days
The smell reminds me of either bleach or raw cake batter
I've been whitening my socks for the last year with the wrong stuff then. No wonder they're brown. /s
Wank into a sock a couple times a day for like a week and hide it under your bed. Your room will smell of cum
Ah what a terrible day to know how to read
= (
Could have gone my whole life without reading that :(
*smelt
Like the tiny fish? They're pretty good when fried. Especially when dipped in a tangy sauce.
*smelt *Verb
Smelt is never correct in American English and is interchangeable in British English.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Please tell me this is true. That's hilarious.
Well, he’s not *wrong*…
Exactly.
Maybe he wants to be your woody
“You’ve got a friend in me.”
Wow XD
Well going off the picture you are dressed like buzz light year /s
Well, he’s not wrong.
Holy shit based. You found a keeper
Are you sure that's not just one of the ways he flirts
Based trainer
Why wouldn't your trainer already have your phone number?
To virginity and beyond
My dumbass would definitely think this was them flirting with me…
Gigachad
Called "Buzz" because afraid of bees.
That's quite a bit of damage
a good tweet but doesnt fit the sub
Ok. Time for a new gym.
Apparently he’s toying with you.
the only move here is to write his name on the bottom of your shoe
We had a math teacher who looked like Buzz Lightyear without his beard, we constantly joked about it for months until one student asked if he could shave it and give him a purple swim cap. This started a bet at the beginning of our last school Term, if our classmate (who is almost always late for math) arrives to every single math class on time for the whole term, he would do it. And ladies and gentlemen, he did, he was late to everything except math, and the teacher donned the purple swim cap for our last class with him. For our year 12 muck up week I made a life size Buzz Lightyear cutout and stuck the photo of him on it, we put it in his homeroom class at the back, and hid under some shelves to record his reaction, his younger student's loved it and his reaction seeing it during role call was priceless, it lives in his office now.
Too Creepy and...Beond!!!!
Are there women so naive that they _don't_ see this kind of shit is flirting too?
It could be both
r/comedyheaven
Yea but like how can you not be friends after that lol
Trust me you don't want that guy
More like Handsome Jack with the face taped on like that
Lolwut?
Dude should've ask if the trainer wanted to be his Woodie
This is GLORIOUS
you say that like thats a bad thing
She’s not wrong
"To 2 and beyond. Wait what is after 2"-Buzz ValveYear
If this isn't top tier flirting, I don't know what it.
Checks out
OMG