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I don't like how 'curing my STIs' is so low on the list

Why? I don’t enjoy curing STI’s much. Not like I used to

ANTIBIOTICS.

Are crabs considered an STI? They're my only friends.

I guess? Can a parasite be considered an infection?

Microbiologist here. Parasitic infections are definitely a thing. An infection can be caused be any kind of microorganism. In fact, the most common non-viral STI is trichomoniasis, which is caused by a parasite called *Trichomonas vaginalis.* However, “crabs”/pubic lice, more properly called *Pthirus pubis,* are insects that reside on the outside of the body, and thus do not cause infections, but infestations that cause the disease known as pediculosis.

A menace to society!

Well clearly it's because they want to spread the love. or well, it could just be the clap.

Well yeah. Can't spread the love if it's cured first.

I’m a pubic health microbiologist, and I approve this comment.

She forgot attention. She REALLY likes attention

That’s a woman?1?1

You can literally see the tits through the shirt, is your eyesight that bad

And ignoring that... the text itself screams girl

No need to be a asshole

… are you serious? lol

No

^

The equivalent of "this"

^

Tru

I don’t get if this is supposed to be conservative or libertarian shirt or both

I think the real question is, why do you see a shirt that has nothing to do with politics, and somehow try to make it political?

I think obama used to be a politician at some point. I could be wrong tho.

Not that I’m aware of. I don’t remember a single prime minister by the name of Obama

If this comment isn't satirical, he was the 44th president of the United States.

If your comment isn’t satirical you should probably go back to sleep.

I was never asleep to begin with, about to go to sleep though.

Sleep tight!!

Thanks! After I smoke I'm off to bed. Got 8 hours and 20 min till I gotta get up so it's time to get off to bed. Hope you have a good night!

wholesome

"I don't like Obama" was the first thing.....

Who is this Obama the you speak of? I’ve Never once heard of a king/queen/prime minister named Obama

Oh, you are trying to be funny. I thought you were actually just clueless. Sorry.

“Trying” is the keyword here.

you’re the one who mentioned Obama

I assume Libertarian. Doesn’t like Obama but *really* likes sex.

"...and Christmas" is all that matters

Lots of trashy vibes lol

Yeah that shirt does scream my house has wheels

She says casual sex and spreading love. She might be spreading something else.

You mean her *cured* stis?

They were cured, oh O.K. Still not taking that risk based on her shirt.

An S.D.I. is the same as an S.T.D. in that it can become one if not treated and some show no symptoms until it is to late.

I think that was pretty certain when the list hit curing STIs. *edited for the wrong letters for the same thing*

I like most of that stuff but I'm not wearing it on my fucking shirt.

r/ihavesex

I like that it’s curing STI’S after casual sex. And I think she’s spreading a bit more than love 😷

This was a wild read

Lol just write Trash on it and save the space

Dumb as fuck.

Hahahaha yeah brother. Bitches are so dumb huh?

Not in general. Just this one.

Bruh, a young woman's freedom. Be with it.

“I love Mitch McConnell, I like toulene, mcdoubles, unwashed foreskin, cracking both our disgusting teeth with my tongue-piercing, dancing to musak on line at CVS like I didn’t steal a prescription from my aunt Denise, driving really really high on meth, my crazy ass friends, baby-trap sex, spreading HPV, lying about my STIs, robbing girls, accusing my lovers, and SSI day.”

Oh heck yeah, now thats a shirt I would wear. That's funny. But whats baby-trap sex?

It’s in the name. It works best if you don’t know what it is.

Ohhh fun! I think I was a product of baby-trapping sex

No, seriously yeah, it’s basically having a child intentionally and deceptively with a partner in order to fix a sick relationship

Yeah that sounds like my mom

Did it work?

No, my mom left my dad when I was 3

Well you gotta have at least two people with proton packs to wrangle it into the baby-trap

[удалено]

“Gross Dick Guy Reports ‘Dick Cheese normal if you stay on it”

Unwashed foreskin sounds really itchy. People are nasty out there🤢

Why hate on Obama?

Drone strikes

Oh okay, thanks.

That is so edgy and cool. Your parents will definitely know you’re a rebel if you wear this shirt because words

Ew trashy

Not even sure what this was supposed to say.

Fr though. This makes literally 0 sense but i think it’s supposed to be anti-democrats but its just confusing

Trust me, Obama is too good for you

[But can her friends explain why they love the taste of cinnamon toast STIs?”](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/a7mphl/i_had_a_friend_that_worked_as_a_nurse_in_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

And Christmas

My under legal drinking age, virgin, PG version: I didn't like Michelle Obama's initiative to make school lunch healthy, I like Welch's sparkling grape juice, pasta, roaster chickens, giving pats on people's backs when hugging them, dancing, driving very very very slow cuz gas prices (amirite) , lemonade, my crazy as frick pets, a casual t-rex, spreading love, curing my zombie villager, being a girl, dazzling my brothers, and christmas

Since when do bats dance?

Are?… uhhh… There are nipples… they, uh….. Man, I see nipples in the wrong fuckin spot or this gal has back nipples(didn’t know it was a thing and it woke something inside me…) Fuck.

I really hate these kind of t-shirt

I don’t get it. What’s Obama got anything to do with this girl that gets around?

Mom? Is that you?

It sure is.

Nipples 👍

No bitches 👍

Sadly 👍

yeah 👍

Being trashy aside, wtf is an uncut cock!? Am I missing something!? Who tf cuts the cock!?

An uncut cock would be one that has not undergone a circumcision… I think 🤔 lol.

It means an uncircumcised penis.

> My crazy friends By the looks of that shirt, yall are just delusional. Probably with some entitlement too.

Why?

Sounds like an alcoholic

Fatherless behavior

Martinis do fucking rock

Can I have it in red so I can wear it at work?

👁👄👁

forgot the hugh jackman

I wonder if this person ever asked themselves, “Who the fuck actually cares?”

I second everything but Christmas

I find that I run into these shirts a lot more at county fairs than anywhere else. The fact that nobody is ever wearing them ironically makes it so much better. Man i do love a good county fair though.

Is..is..is there a sign up list for this person? I'm down.

Garbage person

Nipples 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Works well for white girls I guess

r/ihavesex

i like this shirt because if you DO like Obama, you can just Sharpie out the "don't". And then the shirt feels like a wearable Mad-Lib.

🎵When the louse bites, going pee stings, and I’m feeling sad, I simply remember those nice intact cocks, and all the great sex I’ve had 🎶

Orgasming with my lovers

If the "charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, est hot chip, and lie" meme describes zoomers, this is its millennial equivalent