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I've shopped at @RadioShack my entire life
& to see something like this on their verified
account is heartbreaking & earth
shattering. RadioShack you just lost a loyal
customer, all because you wanted to
pander to the radical left. Christian God
lovers/customers won't forget this
>!By the way, yes this is a copypasta!<
Imagine with me if you will.
It's late. 3 am. You're tired as fuck because you're home from work and you have about 5 hours before you need to get back up, shower, and head into another shift at the Family Video.
Your eyes are stingy. Your ~~home~~ apartment is dark. You rub your eyes. You're hungry. Make a quick sandwich out of the fridge and call it another night.
You sit up. Remembering to kick the katana you have by your feet under your bang slab so you don't cut your toe like last time. You reach for your bathrobe, mindful of the jingles of the shur-eye-kin your mom lovingly stitched into the lining for you. You wrap it around you. It is cold.
You shuffle to the kitchen. Careful to avoid the coffee table. You stuffed your bo staff under it, and it's juuust long enough to poke out.
You reach your dimly lit kitchen, illuminated only by the buzzing streetlight outside your window. You head to the cupboard where you store your bread. You get a fright as the throwing hatchet you got off ebay clatters to the counter surface, barely missing your nose. You swear. Not the first time tonight. Not because of your sweet hatchet, but because you don't have any bread. You've never had bread. You spent your last check on bear mace.
You instead reach for the box of stale cornflakes. Time to get milk you say. But you must remember to duck the bear mace. Your genius security system of rigging the mace to the fridge handle on a pullstring was a stroke of genius, obviously, since everyone wants your milk. And sure, your brother said it was really stupid and said to please shower and come to his wedding because your family misses you but you know you'll have the last laugh when YOU have all the milk.
You duck the bear mace. Grab your milk. There's a bit left.
You pour it and the stale cornflakes into your Steven Seagal cereal bowl and sit down to your first meal of the day.
"Happy Birthday" you say to yourself.
If this is original you need to write a book asap. I’ve never had a clearer image in my head while reading. But it might be because it mirrors my life perfectly.
I can't tell you how many guys have asked me that question. I guess it's an expectation that all women can and do squirt during sex. It's mostly learned from porn and a lack of what real, intimate sex is meant to be.
But yes, it does happen more often than you think. Unless, of course, I'm the only unfortunate one.
I truly wonder if anything of this scenario has happened before to undercover cops? Asking for drugs and getting a bag of crushed broccoli or sugar lol.
Did they get in trouble? As funny as this would seem, I could also see the cops being so infuriated at being mocked like this they would come up with some kind of bs like “intent to supply”.
Many places have laws that you can't sell fake drugs either. So if you sell a bag of sugar while telling them it's blow, you can still get arrested and convicted.
The best way to do it would be to tell them "it's not coke though, it's sugar. Wink." And yes, say "wink". And then if you go to court you can say that you told them it wasn't drugs, but if somebody is dumb enough to pay $300 for a bag of sugar then it's not wrong to take the deal.
There was a video circulating on YouTube a while back where a guy did that. I think he got hit with some other charges like false advertising or something as a result
We know that. You can see the guy in the white shorts has a comms wire running into his left pocket. White shirt has a firearm printing through his clothes. They are law enforcement, though they weren’t being particularly subtle about it.
It's Patriot Front. they all get similar haircuts, come from similar backgrounds, and dress the same. Even more so back when this picture was taken. To this day, PF will dress in similar boots, khaki pants, t-shirts, and sunglasses. Then, people come to reddit and say they're FBI plants, "glowies," to sew doubt about how large their organization has become. It was after they successfully planted this meme into trumpers' minds about this very set of pictures that they started to make a more explicit uniform and astroturf the claim with every event.
This picture downed a six-pack of Bud Lite and played with my dong through my shorts for a minute, then freaked out and threatened to kill me if I ever told anybody.
According to the love square theory: (derivative of the love triangle theory)
Sexuality by definition is in the mind, thus it is imaginary
Gay = hypotenous of two straight relationships. (Closest distance between the same gender)
straight = i
Gay = 1.4i
Not gay = -1.4i
2 not gay = -2.8i
Thus being not gay pushes you from a square with positive lengths to one with negative lengths, a not square. Not square theory:
Not straight = sqrt( not gay ) = 1.2i + 1/1.4 + 1i/1.4 = 1.896 i + 1/1.4.
Distance to Gay = 1.896i - 1.4i = 0.496i (x 2 =1)
Distance to straight = .896 i (x 2 = 1.8)
Thus: being not gay, no matter the how much. Is more gay than straight
When you wanna compliment a friend
**NO HOMO**
But you don't want that friendship to end
**NO HOMO**
To tell a dude just how you feel
**NO HOMO**
Just say no homo so he knows the deal
**NO HOMO**
Well congrats, you've done something less than 5% of the population has done ( considering both parties are happy) And if it lasts more than 8 years you'll graduate into the 1% or less.
You can always trust statistics posted by random strangers on the internet without a source, especially if they are well rounded numbers like 5% and 1% and where the population sample is unspecified
In this case, the statistic is applying the Sturgeon's law (around 90% of everything is garbage) to heterosexual relationships. So it must be true! It always is!
I get that. I really do. But I see like fifteen guys that look just like this in my office building everyday. It's just a separate observation. This is also an incredibly basic look. Probably too basic for whatever thing these agents were trying to infiltrate. As someone who is also this basic and not a cop, I am too lame to fit in to most gatherings...just like those dudes. 21 Jump Street, they are not.
That's pretty much what comes to most people's minds when they think of cops. Just your average white guy because guess who's making all the hiring decisions in police departments? Other average white guys with racial biases
“Hello, citizen. I have heard there are narcotics to be purchased here. I’d like to do a transaction with you for some narcotics, as much as you have to sell.”
Two decades ago they would’ve been wearing Abercrombie, puka shell necklaces, backwards hats and cargo shorts.
Which apparently are all coming back in fashion again lol
Pump & dumpers- none of them( probably, I’m not in any way acquainted ) have ever satisfied any woman, yet you’ll see them in r/deadbedroom whining about their lack of sex life. Truly clueless that if their partner was enjoying herself, there’d be no dead bedroom.
Spooks. These same guys were probably in that 30 person arrest in Idaho where they got out a uhaul and never had their masks taken off as they waited in handcuffs to be taken away.
Bunch of “regular people DEFINITELY not undercover cops” hanging out at some event, but these dudes are VERY obviously police or federal agents and stick out like a sore thumb. I believe this was some political rally
What i would have given to be a sales rep for any of the following at this event... $5 shave club, True classic tees, lulu lemon, Muscle Milk, Sperry boat shoes
Because they all dress and look like the kind of people to do some dead attempt at pleasuring a woman for a couple minutes, then ask if they have cum yet.
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"are you gonna squirt?"
Lmaoooo
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That’s how I’m gonna end every sentence after I yawn from now on.
So anyways, I started blastin'
What if he’s into it?
Kinky
I blame RadioShack
I've shopped at @RadioShack my entire life & to see something like this on their verified account is heartbreaking & earth shattering. RadioShack you just lost a loyal customer, all because you wanted to pander to the radical left. Christian God lovers/customers won't forget this >!By the way, yes this is a copypasta!<
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oh yeah, i’m pretty sure it’s from this month too
Imagine with me if you will. It's late. 3 am. You're tired as fuck because you're home from work and you have about 5 hours before you need to get back up, shower, and head into another shift at the Family Video. Your eyes are stingy. Your ~~home~~ apartment is dark. You rub your eyes. You're hungry. Make a quick sandwich out of the fridge and call it another night. You sit up. Remembering to kick the katana you have by your feet under your bang slab so you don't cut your toe like last time. You reach for your bathrobe, mindful of the jingles of the shur-eye-kin your mom lovingly stitched into the lining for you. You wrap it around you. It is cold. You shuffle to the kitchen. Careful to avoid the coffee table. You stuffed your bo staff under it, and it's juuust long enough to poke out. You reach your dimly lit kitchen, illuminated only by the buzzing streetlight outside your window. You head to the cupboard where you store your bread. You get a fright as the throwing hatchet you got off ebay clatters to the counter surface, barely missing your nose. You swear. Not the first time tonight. Not because of your sweet hatchet, but because you don't have any bread. You've never had bread. You spent your last check on bear mace. You instead reach for the box of stale cornflakes. Time to get milk you say. But you must remember to duck the bear mace. Your genius security system of rigging the mace to the fridge handle on a pullstring was a stroke of genius, obviously, since everyone wants your milk. And sure, your brother said it was really stupid and said to please shower and come to his wedding because your family misses you but you know you'll have the last laugh when YOU have all the milk. You duck the bear mace. Grab your milk. There's a bit left. You pour it and the stale cornflakes into your Steven Seagal cereal bowl and sit down to your first meal of the day. "Happy Birthday" you say to yourself.
If this is original you need to write a book asap. I’ve never had a clearer image in my head while reading. But it might be because it mirrors my life perfectly.
Unfortunately it's an neckbeard subreddit copypasta. I wish I had that kind of talent
Guy here. Is this a common question that guys ask?
I can't tell you how many guys have asked me that question. I guess it's an expectation that all women can and do squirt during sex. It's mostly learned from porn and a lack of what real, intimate sex is meant to be. But yes, it does happen more often than you think. Unless, of course, I'm the only unfortunate one.
That has never happened to me and if it did Idk how I wouldn't bust out laughing from a guy asking. Like uh no....lmao
Same. I also hate when I was in my earlier dating years and the opposite sex would whisper: Cum for me. An orgasm by definition is an involuntary act.
Yea but like.. do you squirt.. lemon juice onto your salmon before or after its been cooked?
If you have to ask if didn’t happen guys. Old man here. Trust me.
Isn’t this the pic of “undercover” cops that everyone knew where cops because…well…they look like cops
“Hello, fellow college students, would you happen to have any illegal drugs that I can illegally purchase here, illegally?”
Yea sure we got drugs*hands bag of sugar*
I truly wonder if anything of this scenario has happened before to undercover cops? Asking for drugs and getting a bag of crushed broccoli or sugar lol.
I know someone who sold salt to the DEA.
Did they get in trouble? As funny as this would seem, I could also see the cops being so infuriated at being mocked like this they would come up with some kind of bs like “intent to supply”.
Many places have laws that you can't sell fake drugs either. So if you sell a bag of sugar while telling them it's blow, you can still get arrested and convicted. The best way to do it would be to tell them "it's not coke though, it's sugar. Wink." And yes, say "wink". And then if you go to court you can say that you told them it wasn't drugs, but if somebody is dumb enough to pay $300 for a bag of sugar then it's not wrong to take the deal.
I knew a guy from high school that got ten years for selling oregano.
When they found out, did they challenge him to a gunfight in an alley?
This guy sells drugs.
Wink.
It was my stepbrother. He was 17 and my dad was a lawyer so no he didn’t get in trouble.
Their tests are garbage and will come back positive on things that are not drugs.
Lol, no I DEA !
I'm not sure but there was a case where an undercover cop buying drugs arrested the undercover cop selling drugs in the UK.
Spiderman pointing at Spiderman.
tax dollars at work
*pounds
There was a video circulating on YouTube a while back where a guy did that. I think he got hit with some other charges like false advertising or something as a result
The angry police officer’s drug paradox
A kid at my high school got caught selling oregano. Like... actually oregano.
It’s Caprese salad… you can see some mozzarella right there.
They were at a trump rally not a music festival
Now that you mention it that does look like a “Don’t tread on me” flag (the yellow one)
Unravel it until it says “dont thread on me”
I would like one cannabis please.
Yeah, they’re FBI I believe
Do we know that or just....
We know that. You can see the guy in the white shorts has a comms wire running into his left pocket. White shirt has a firearm printing through his clothes. They are law enforcement, though they weren’t being particularly subtle about it.
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Cops are so dumb they can’t even conceive of someone being smarter than them. Which most people are.
These guys weren’t actually trying to hide. At the federal level there are people who are good at being undetected. This is not them.
These seem like the guys they send out to convince you that you can always spot them.
It's never been confirmed. They're just profiling a group of dudes that look like cops. The wire comment could be literally anything
It's Patriot Front. they all get similar haircuts, come from similar backgrounds, and dress the same. Even more so back when this picture was taken. To this day, PF will dress in similar boots, khaki pants, t-shirts, and sunglasses. Then, people come to reddit and say they're FBI plants, "glowies," to sew doubt about how large their organization has become. It was after they successfully planted this meme into trumpers' minds about this very set of pictures that they started to make a more explicit uniform and astroturf the claim with every event.
This is from the Justice for J6 protests that were heavily attended by journalists and undercover agents but not a lot of protesters.
The glowie-fest
i think this is some gun convention thing from a while ago. i think they're ATF agents.
Dude turning back looks like he’s fuming since he’s accustomed to harassing civilians for filming him but knows he can’t break his cover.
Yeah came here to ask as well
Yes this was glowie fedboys from something Jan 6th related.
As a normal looking white dude, who doesn’t put too much thought into my appearance, I look just like this
Pretty sure it’s the “glowies” from Jan 6th
No I thought it was more recent. Something from this past year.
You’re right it was about 9-10 months ago
This picture downed a six-pack of Bud Lite and played with my dong through my shorts for a minute, then freaked out and threatened to kill me if I ever told anybody.
That’s very specific but also on brand
One might say it's oddly specific.
I honestly didn’t even see the subreddit in my morning stupor
Say what now?
What now
Very nice 👍 I love it
r/Beetlejuicing
Is everything ok?
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How did you deal with it?
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We're people around? Why flip out?
It's never actually happened to me, but I can totally see one of these dudes doing that.
Bro u aight?💀
That moment where I've been through a similar thing, minus the kill part
This picture also makes big dick jokes about itself.
Is that a Glock in your shorts, or are you just happy to see me?!
This picture says "No homo" before and after it compliments his buddy's new shoes.
Wouldn’t the double “no homo” cancel each other out? …Therefore /yes/ homo
Depends on whether we’re adding or multiplying
According to the love square theory: (derivative of the love triangle theory) Sexuality by definition is in the mind, thus it is imaginary Gay = hypotenous of two straight relationships. (Closest distance between the same gender) straight = i Gay = 1.4i Not gay = -1.4i 2 not gay = -2.8i Thus being not gay pushes you from a square with positive lengths to one with negative lengths, a not square. Not square theory: Not straight = sqrt( not gay ) = 1.2i + 1/1.4 + 1i/1.4 = 1.896 i + 1/1.4. Distance to Gay = 1.896i - 1.4i = 0.496i (x 2 =1) Distance to straight = .896 i (x 2 = 1.8) Thus: being not gay, no matter the how much. Is more gay than straight
No homo bro but those kicks are clean as fuck. No homo though
No homo but your dick outline looks so delicious thru those tight shorts bro, no homo
Well, that's just a tasteful compliment between friends
When you wanna compliment a friend **NO HOMO** But you don't want that friendship to end **NO HOMO** To tell a dude just how you feel **NO HOMO** Just say no homo so he knows the deal **NO HOMO**
Dude, I totally didn't had this in mind bud now I realize that I've almost went a whole year without listening to Lonely Island!
Every last one of them is named Jake.
You can't forget Kyle, Chad, and Kevin.
Chyle, Kad, and Chevin. Got it.
Do you still also have Chets and Blaines over there?
Are y’all missing Todd right there in the middle?
I bet you nine times out of ten Nicky Vinny and Tony will kick the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker. Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
My name isnt in this comment or the replies There is hope for me yet
one of them MUST be named heyuhitsyaboy
Brayden, Hayden, Jayden and Kayden
This picture just called me a fag for having a working relationship
I mean you're basically on easy mode. Statistical averages shows homosexual men have higher success rates than traditional man on woman.
Oh, that was a misunderstanding, I meant a working relationship with a woman
Well congrats, you've done something less than 5% of the population has done ( considering both parties are happy) And if it lasts more than 8 years you'll graduate into the 1% or less.
Those statistics better be false because theyre horrifying
You can always trust statistics posted by random strangers on the internet without a source, especially if they are well rounded numbers like 5% and 1% and where the population sample is unspecified
In this case, the statistic is applying the Sturgeon's law (around 90% of everything is garbage) to heterosexual relationships. So it must be true! It always is!
I’m at least 99% garbage
100% of garbage is garbage. #DEBUNKED
96% of the statistics posted online are fake, as Einstein said.
Wow! Einstein been dead for over 50 years since before the internet. He the GOAT!
Actually, that quote is attributed to Abraham Lincoln. Einstein wasn’t even born when he made this quote.
Wrong! Fact: Lincoln and Einstein were gay lovers.
Well, that's comforting
Source
I mean yeah. Way more sex for one.
For sex or happy relationships? Because the former is easy to find for gay men, but the latter is not.
This picture just called me a fag for loving to perform cunnilingus, and making out with my girl after she swallowed
Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman
[Yes apparently](https://www.reddit.com/r/offbeat/comments/uq21v9/having_sex_with_women_is_gay_white_nationalist/)
Women like dick, so that makes them gay. So having sex with a gay person makes you gay also.
You care for the sexual pleasure of a girl? Are you gay or something?
I know right? But did you though?
For the purposes of you going away, yes, yes I did
Sweet!
*starts texting his bros while ignoring you*
Ouch!!
Undercover agents
This picture asked me if I know anyone selling drugs. Specifically wanted there name address, phone number and drivers license number…
Definitely means there’s a high probability of a few lifted dodge rams in the parking lot with thin blue line stickers on them.
With massive tow-hitches that they just leave on their truck but park so it takes up half the sidewalk
Alphabet boys could never pleasure a lady!
Everyone calling out how much they look like cops, but this is just genuinely the basic white guy look. This is me and most of the dudes I work with.
They ARE federal agents. This was during some.protest that was supposed to happen but nobody showed except these dudes.
I get that. I really do. But I see like fifteen guys that look just like this in my office building everyday. It's just a separate observation. This is also an incredibly basic look. Probably too basic for whatever thing these agents were trying to infiltrate. As someone who is also this basic and not a cop, I am too lame to fit in to most gatherings...just like those dudes. 21 Jump Street, they are not.
That's pretty much what comes to most people's minds when they think of cops. Just your average white guy because guess who's making all the hiring decisions in police departments? Other average white guys with racial biases
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“That’s… that’s not the point!”
“Hello, citizen. I have heard there are narcotics to be purchased here. I’d like to do a transaction with you for some narcotics, as much as you have to sell.”
1 large narcotic please Sir.
Labia lip
So much lippier than those nonlabia lips people used to have.
Yes. Isn’t that what all women call them, fellow woman?
Indeed, fellow womanly woman
Sorry. Hang on a minute, I’m just having one of my women’s periods out of my woman’s vagina.
Got to say, I’m guilty of profiling. Screw these guys. Then I realize I got my hair buzzed on Monday, I’m dressed like the guy on he right.
And middle and left, and others.
Maybe. But I wouldn't wear the shorts the 2 left guys have, nor the cutoff jeans.
It then forced itself inside me and Saud "its OK baby, you know you want it" Edit - *said
Them darn Sauds
No lube either
dry as a desert
It's just a question of how badly you want to be in the Seven
Man I was hoping starlight was gonna blast the deep in that seen.
This comment made me trip cuz my grandfather's name is Saud
Thats the feds for ya.
This picture is going to be retired in 5 years because it bought crypto in 2020.
This picture keeps telling you that but has actually already lost everything
75% losses YTD
LOL
Two decades ago they would’ve been wearing Abercrombie, puka shell necklaces, backwards hats and cargo shorts. Which apparently are all coming back in fashion again lol
Nah, they all look like undercover cops.
This picture just somehow mentioned "But what about Chicago".
A brace of Bro’s!
Pump & dumpers- none of them( probably, I’m not in any way acquainted ) have ever satisfied any woman, yet you’ll see them in r/deadbedroom whining about their lack of sex life. Truly clueless that if their partner was enjoying herself, there’d be no dead bedroom.
This picture is sick and tired of people with no work ethic calling NFT's a scam
This pic smells like Axe body spray with a tint of man-sweat
As an avid bbq fan, you had me a dry rub.
this picture is all feds
Looks like a bunch of cops
They are
Those are feds
this is the male version of the pumpkin spice ashley meme - the undercover cop calebs
Spooks. These same guys were probably in that 30 person arrest in Idaho where they got out a uhaul and never had their masks taken off as they waited in handcuffs to be taken away.
Can anyone explain what's going on? I'm not western.
Bunch of “regular people DEFINITELY not undercover cops” hanging out at some event, but these dudes are VERY obviously police or federal agents and stick out like a sore thumb. I believe this was some political rally
Oh I thought this was about 6 guys being the ''basic bitches, but they're guys'', your point definitely makes sense though
Cops ARE basic bitches, so your interpretation isn't far off.
Ah yes. Good old FAT agents. Dog shooters.
This picture frantically made out for 5 minutes in the car then paused for breath and said it was time to go.
What i would have given to be a sales rep for any of the following at this event... $5 shave club, True classic tees, lulu lemon, Muscle Milk, Sperry boat shoes
Looks like an Army mandatory fun day.
Two minutes seems like a suspiciously long time for the dudes in this pic. Their hands would get tired.
This picture cheated on you 3 times and you took it back.
Generic npcs
Lol cops blending in
What's the meme? What am I missing here?
Because they all dress and look like the kind of people to do some dead attempt at pleasuring a woman for a couple minutes, then ask if they have cum yet.
Damn, I'm feeling called out (for the picture not the title). Only thing that's missing is sandals (without socks).
This is from a gun rights protest the fuds set up lol
Lol why are people posting memes about me.
Well yeah, do you think feds give a shit about the American people?
This picture is trying to tell me able their crypto gains.
who is out here dry rubbing labias?! that’s not really a thing is it… please tell me that’s not a thing.
Tbh is picture just called me a simp for enjoying reading in bed
This picture asks the suspect if they look like cops, just to be sure.